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Chapter 216 Prerequisites
Can't wait any longer!
Seeing that they were about to leave the city if they continued like this, Yang Lan pointed to a dark, empty space ahead in a fit of pique and said, "Let's pull over for a bit."

"What, are you feeling nauseous?"

As Zhang Yan pulled the car over, he asked with concern.

"no."

Yang Lan quietly squatted down, holding onto the back of the chair. As Zhang Yan stopped the car, she suddenly threw herself into his arms, saying pitifully, "I... I just suddenly don't know how to face my parents anymore. They were the ones who forced me to marry them."

Zhang Yan froze, feigning panic, and said, "Don't do this, this is easy to make a mistake."

That's exactly what we want—for you to make a mistake!

Yang Lan snuggled tightly into Zhang Yan's arms, her eyes red as she looked up and met his gaze. She choked out, "You were lying to me just now, weren't you?!"

"How did I lie to you?"

Zhang Yan looked down at her neckline with an innocent expression, clearly swallowing hard.

Seeing this, Yang Lan leaned back slightly to let the scenery block Zhang Yan's eyes, and then said with tears in her eyes, "You clearly said that you wouldn't look down on a woman like me, and that you were no exception!"

"This one……"

Zhang Yan said awkwardly, "I can swear to God that I didn't tell a single lie, but..."

"No buts!"

Having long found Zhang Yan's dawdling annoying, Yang Lan, upon hearing the phrase "swearing to heaven," hesitated no longer and leaned forward to kiss Zhang Yan's lips, thus igniting a passionate and intense encounter.

…………

after an hour.

The rear window of the Toyota Crown, facing away from the road, slowly rolled down. Yang Lan, her face still flushed, poked her head out and took a few deep breaths of fresh air, which relieved the dizziness in her head.

Looking back, Yang Lan saw Zhang Yan lying on the back seat with his legs spread apart. His eyes were filled with surprise. Although this man was slow on the road, he was very efficient when it came to getting things done.

She slowly nestled back into the man's arms and whispered, "I've never done this before, and I never imagined we'd be so compatible."

Zhang Yan sighed and said helplessly, "This matter cannot be allowed to get out, otherwise how will you remarry in the future?"

"Um?!"

Yang Lan immediately sat up, supporting herself on his chest, and stared at him in surprise, demanding, "What do you mean? Didn't you say... didn't you swear to God?!"

Faced with Yang Lan's questioning, Zhang Yan said frankly, "Yes, I swore to God, and I can swear to God now, but don't I have a 'but' after that?"

"What do you mean? Explain yourself clearly!"

"Don't get agitated. Let's calm down and recall this peacefully." Zhang Yan held Yang Lan's hands and continued, "Didn't I say this back then, 'A beautiful and elegant independent woman like you deserves to be pursued by all single men, including me'?"

"That's right, that's what you said, otherwise I wouldn't, I wouldn't..."

"calm down."

Seeing that Yang Lan was still struggling desperately, Zhang Yan simply used his hands and feet to hold her body in place, and said, "Look, doesn't this sentence have a prerequisite? I said single~man~..."

"you you……"

Yang Lan's beautiful eyes widened in surprise, and she exclaimed excitedly, "You have a wife at home?!"

"Of course not."

Zhang Yan first shook his head, which relieved Yang Lan, but then he said, "But I have a fiancée. Now we're just waiting for the new house to be renovated so we can get married."

"you you you……"

Yang Lan was so angry that her lungs felt like they were going to explode. With her hands and feet pinned down by Zhang Yan and unable to move, she simply lunged down, trying to bite Zhang Yan's face.

"Don't get agitated!"

Zhang Yan hurriedly used both hands and feet to lift her into the air, continuing to feign innocence as he took advantage of the situation: "I was just going along with what you said back then, but when I wanted to tell you the truth, you shut me up..."

Yang Lan angrily questioned in mid-air, "And what happened after that? I didn't keep gagging you the whole time!!"

Zhang Yan said sheepishly, "We've already gone that far, how can I possibly control myself?" "You, you bastard, you shameless!"

It turns out that female commentators don't necessarily have a richer vocabulary than others when they're hurling insults.

Zhang Yan held her up until she calmed down a bit, then carefully put her back in her seat. The two of them sat at opposite ends, staring at each other in silence.

After a long while, Yang Lan asked in a hoarse voice, "How is your relationship with your fiancée?"

"It's okay!"

Zhang Yan replied without hesitation, "We've even picked out names for the child."

Bang~
Yang Lan nearly ground her teeth to powder, and angrily demanded again, "Then what did you just do...?"

Before she could finish speaking, Zhang Yan raised his hands in surrender: "I admit I made a mistake that every man makes—but I warned you, but you wouldn't listen, so what can I do?"
Given what just happened, our score is at most 30/70, like I get 30% and you get 70%—but don't worry, I definitely won't hold this against you. Let's just pretend nothing happened from now on..."

"Ah~~~"

Halfway through her sentence, Yang Lan, furious, screamed and lunged at him again.

Zhang Yan had anticipated this and easily pushed her against the opposite car door again.

After this happened repeatedly, Yang Lan finally gave up completely.

She glared at Zhang Yan, panting for a while, then grabbed the clothes she had thrown on the front seat and started putting them on. After she finished, she climbed into the passenger seat and sat down, gritting her teeth as she put on her shoes, saying, "Drive, take me home!"

"So, what about today's matter?"

"I'll just pretend I was blind and got bitten by a dog!"

"That's not objective of you to say. You were the one who initiated it. Look at all the marks on the car, and it smells terrible. I don't know how I'm supposed to talk to my fiancée now..."

"you shut up!"

Yang Lan roared, then suddenly hugged his knees and burst into tears.

She schemed and plotted meticulously, but who could have imagined such an ending?!
Seeing this, Zhang Yan was afraid of overstimulating her, so he obediently put on his clothes and sat back in the driver's seat. While keeping an eye on Yang Lan out of the corner of his eye to prevent her from going on a rampage again, he started the car and drove back the way he came.

This time, Yang Lan answered every question.

The car eventually stopped in front of an apartment building. Zhang Yan looked up at the building with some concern and whispered, "Won't we be exposed?"

"This is an apartment I bought myself!"

Yang Lan replied fiercely, pushed open the door and got out of the car, then squatted down next to the flower bed.

Zhang Yan was a little puzzled, thinking that since there was not enough room to move around in the car, she should be able to walk, right?

Just as they were wondering, they suddenly saw Yang Lan pick up half a brick.

夢~
Do all women use this trick?!

Zhang Yan quickly stepped on the gas and sped off, leaving the half-brick behind.

"Son of a bitch!"

Yang Lan cursed fiercely by the roadside, but apart from cursing, she couldn't find any other way to vent her anger. After all, she had taken the initiative from beginning to end, and even if she wanted to find something to hold against Zhang Yan, she had nowhere to do so.

Unless she risks the rest of her life and commits adultery, dying together with Zhang Yan.

But it hasn't gotten to that point yet.

Well, I can't blame anyone else today, I can only blame myself...

and many more!

Just as Yang Lan was about to console himself, a person suddenly popped into his mind.

Zhou Tao!

She had a good relationship with Zhang Yan, and logically should have known that Zhang Yan had a fiancée, but she deliberately encouraged herself...

This damn woman!
(End of this chapter)