Live Stream: Me! The First Heavenly Pathfinder of the Delta
第454章 454:姐姐我1米99,3斤
Chapter 454: I'm 1.99 meters tall and weigh 300 pounds.
【? ? ? 】
【What are you doing?】
[Are you really going to eat it?]
[Is there some truth to that?]
【what? 】
Everyone thought you were joking, but you actually meant it?
[Is Si Laoba back in action?]
Ning Chen's actions startled all the viewers in the live stream.
The screen was instantly flooded with comments.
Mu Zhinan, who had been watching the live stream, was also startled by his action. At the same time, the scene of Ning Chen eating in front of the toilet immediately flashed into her mind.
"what"
Immediately, Mu Zhinan showed a look of disgust.
He immediately started posting comments: "[Xiao Ningzi, should we just give up? This is too disgusting!]"
After sending the comments.
Mu Zhinan was worried that Ning Chen wouldn't see it.
He took out his phone again.
I sent a WeChat message: Xiao Ningzi! You're not allowed to eat it, you hear me? If you eat it, you can forget about ever kissing me again in this lifetime, it's disgusting!
However, just when everyone...
They all watched his next move with expressions of horror.
Ning Chen suddenly smiled at the camera, then stretched his neck, rubbed his ears, and put his headphones back on: "Let's stretch a bit, guys, we've been sitting for too long, hehe."
Until I sat back down.
Ning Chen then glanced at the comments section.
He raised an eyebrow and said, "Why are you all so excited? It's just about eating a card. Why make such a big fuss? People might think I'm trying to emulate Lao Ba."
talking.
Under the bewildered gaze of the viewers in the live chat.
Ning Chen chuckled and picked up the substation dormitory from the table.
He stuffed it into his empty crotch.
He sighed and said, "I used to not even want to pick up this kind of thing, but now I have to stuff it in my pants. I'm so poor I'm sick."
【66666666! 】
The viewers who watched his actions.
Bengbu was instantly stunned, and the screen was filled with question marks and "666" in the comments.
I thought you were really going to eat it, but this is all?
[After waiting for so long, all I got was a big poop.]
【pity.】
So this is what you mean by "eating"?
What else did you think it was?
[Awesome, I have nothing to say]
[Mu Zhinan: I was so scared! I thought you were really going to hug the toilet and show off!]
Seeing this, Mu Zhinan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Although...
She knew that Xiao Ningzi wouldn't do something like that to attract attention.
But just thinking about that scene was enough to turn her face pale.
"what?"
I noticed Mu Zhinan's comments.
Ning Chen was immediately dumbfounded and said, "Sister Nan, do I look like the kind of person who would do such a thing?"
[Mu Zhinan: Who knows! What if you have some little-known quirk?]
[A fussy little habit]
[Stop with the nonsense, streamer, where's your teaching?]
[Damn, I've been waiting for ages!]
【If you don't teach me soon, I'll just bring a bucket of excrement and ambush you at the Tianfu subway station. I'll stuff it all into your mouth. By the way, buddy, I'm 1.98 meters tall, 220 pounds, and I'm a butcher.】
"hiss"
Ning Chen had originally intended to say a few more words.
Upon seeing this comment, I felt a chill run down my spine.
He quickly said, "I'm sorry, brother, I was wrong, brother. I was too long-winded. I was wrong, I was wrong. We didn't need to make a special trip to Tianfu for such a small matter."
"It's not worth it, it's not worth it."
"I'll start right away, okay? Let's get straight to the lesson, no more dawdling, alright, bro?" [It's okay, handsome little brother. I'm 1.99 meters tall, 300 pounds, and a boxer. As long as you and I are on good terms, I'll immediately come to protect you. I guarantee no one will dare to mess with you. And I can even buy you a toy car!]
[Mu Zhinan: ???]
【Holy crap, even Sister Yu is here?!】
[I told you streamers shouldn't turn on their cameras; it's bound to cause trouble.]
[Holy crap, this could kill someone sitting on it!]
"Forehead"
They've already left the president's office.
Ning Chen is preparing to begin teaching.
I was stunned when I saw this comment.
He chuckled and said, "No need, sis. I probably can't handle your gigolo lifestyle. Besides, I'm not handsome. I'm just using a really heavy beauty filter. If I turn it off, I'm an ugly bastard, sis."
It's obvious the streamer chickened out.
[Who wouldn't be scared by this? This gigolo is too tough for me, I can't handle it.]
Please forgive my limited imagination; I cannot picture my sister's voluptuous figure. Sorry!
[A bunch of noobs, and they don't even dare to go up?]
"Then you come?"
[Dongdong (Admin): I'll do it, I'll do it]
(Dongdong is my editor, hmm)
Holy crap?!
[Are you serious, bro?]
In short, amidst the bickering in the comments section...
Ning Chen had already arrived outside the president's office, carrying a human-shaped box on his shoulder.
Back to the CEO.
He closed the CEO's door again.
He began his lesson for the day: "Alright, enough of that, brothers. Since you all want to learn, then I'll teach you my Burning Technique, okay?"
【Yes, yes】
[After all that procrastination, is it finally starting?]
[I've been waiting for this for ages! Streamer, please don't give me a huge diaper rash this time, or I'm going to yell at you!]
I trust my brother Chen's teaching skills.
Amidst the anticipation of the comments, Ning Chen pointed to the box on the ground and said, "I'm sure you guys all know how to press the button for the jump button. It's just that when you're facing the box or the character, you press an extra interaction button, which is the H key, while jumping forward."
"This operation..."
"It's quite simple to say, anyone can do it."
Sorry, I'm not human.
I suspect you're secretly insulting me, and I have solid evidence.
[Some streamers claim to be teaching, but who knows if they're secretly insulting their viewers behind the scenes? You call yourself a teacher, but why say such things?]
Upon hearing this, the viewers in the live chat immediately became unhappy.
Why do they want this teaching? Could there be other reasons?
It's because I can't figure out how to do it.
And then you said that!
Yes, there are only a few keys, and it's not complicated to operate at all.
But the keys are a bit too far apart.
When I have nothing to do, I can definitely carry around a Renkun box without any problems.
But when a fight breaks out...
When adrenaline surges.
That's something I really can't do.
"cough"
Ning Chen was given a long lecture.
He coughed a little awkwardly: "Sorry, the host used inappropriate words."
"Getting back to the main point, the difficulty of the jump back operation is nothing more than the key layout problem. So how do we solve this problem? Isn't the answer quite simple?"
"It only requires a minor change to the key bindings."
"That's why the streamer said that it only takes ten seconds at most to teach you how to jump back with a 100% success rate."
"Because it's really simple."
"How difficult can it be to just change the key bindings?"
(End of this chapter)
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