I farmed in military academy and crushed the entire intergalactic world.

Chapter 18 Please remember my name, I am the Joker.
The advertisements for the new TV series "The Mute Bride" are plastered all over the wasteland planet.

Lin Xiaohe sat in the taxi, and every giant projection screen she passed displayed a promotional video for "The Mute Bride".

In the film, the bride wears a tattered bright red wedding dress, her entire face is black, making her features indistinguishable. Only two bright red tears of blood flow from her empty eye sockets, running down her cheeks and dripping onto her fair and delicate breasts.

Lin Xiaohe's pupils reflected the mute bride's blood-red wedding dress, and she felt an unexpected calm inside.

Many guests came to the Grand Theatre to see "The Mute Bride," and a long queue formed at the entrance.

Most of the guests were dressed in suits and ties, wearing family crests on their chests, and held their heads high. Only when they saw guests of similar status would they give a haughty nod and a slight greeting.

The clown was like a chicken that had suddenly wandered into a flock of white cranes; everyone avoided him like the plague.

Amidst the uniform disdainful gazes, Lin Xiaohe keenly caught a familiar look.

Hey, here comes the cross-dressing master, Brother Thunderbolt.

Thunderbolt pretended not to see Lin Xiaohe and went through the ticket check at another entrance to enter the theater.

Hmph, he's not worried about Lin Xiaohe at all.

He just wanted to see how Lin Xiaohe would manage to get people out of the theater without weapons.

Lin Xiaohe smiled almost imperceptibly.

As always, the crystal butler led the way, and Lin Xiaohe sat down in her assigned seat.

This time, because the show was so popular, Lin Xiaohe couldn't get a private room despite spending the same amount of Star Coins. Instead, she sat in the lobby on the first floor and had to crane her neck to see the stage.

Thunderbolt Brother's seat was about 200 meters away from her.

Lin Xiaohe looked up and gazed around.

Apart from the suspended stage, you can't see the private rooms at all, but the guests in the private rooms can see every corner of the first floor.

Lin Xiaohe silently prayed, "Xinbao, check the surveillance footage. Where is Second Sister?"

[Xiao He, we haven't found Second Sister.]

Lin Xiaohe's gaze darkened.

That's terrible news.

Inside the private room, every guest eagerly awaited the arrival of that important person.

"That gentleman really loves 'The Mute Bride.' He comes to the Grand Theatre almost every year to be the groom himself."

"When the curtain falls, I will definitely be the first to give the adults flowers! A beautiful rose that I bought at a high price from the Fourth Star Ring."

"Wow, that's more expensive than a standard mech!"

"Yes. However, it can't compare to the grandeur of the Grand Theater. I heard that in order to protect that person's safety, in addition to its original mecha squadron, the Grand Theater also hired the Deep Space Bulwark Armed Regiment from the Third Star Ring to ensure that the person is not harmed in the slightest."

Lin Xiaohe had an idea and asked Xinbao to check the information on the Deep Space Barrier Armed Regiment.

[Xiao He, they have a Level A firewall. I can only find official information; they are a well-known mercenary group in the Third Star Ring, with over 80% of their members graduating from military academies. They accept escort, sparring, and transport services, completing tasks flawlessly and receiving widespread praise from clients.]

The next second, Lin Xiaohe received a private message from Brother Thunderbolt: [Breaking news! The Deep Space Barrier has dispatched an A-class mech squadron, codenamed Broken Blade, with six members, all of whom are official test officers from the Third Star Ring Stardust Barrier Military Academy. Retreat immediately!]

Every high school graduate who wants to enter a military academy must participate in a combat test after passing the academic exam.

The test officers were partly military academy instructors and partly highly experienced combat personnel from civilian armed groups.

This is to comprehensively test the candidates' talents.

For a militia member to become a test officer, their abilities and experience must be top-notch in the local area.

All six members of Broken Blade were able to become testers for the Third Star Ring, demonstrating their considerable abilities.

"Xinbao, can you overhear Duanren's conversation?"

Xinbao's little leaf was almost twisted into a pretzel: "[They have a separate intranet. I can only check the surveillance video.]" Duanren, as expected of a veteran of the armed regiment, had installed a signal jammer in the room.

Lin Xiaohe could only hear their intermittent conversation.

"How boring! It's just a mere sixth star ring. Any one of the people in the group could easily crush them all!"

"Hey, completing the mission is secondary. The main thing is that the boss owes a favor to the eldest son of the Dong family."

"Is there really someone who's not afraid of death, trying to fool the young master of the Dong family? He's the eldest young master's precious younger brother."

"Ignorance is bliss. How could the people of the Sixth Star Ring possibly imagine the power of the Dong family?"

Lin Xiaohe pursed her lips; it was all idle chatter, utterly worthless. She withdrew her attention, waiting for the show to begin.

The entire theater suddenly went dark, followed by a sky full of stars.

Stardust gathered, turning into a shooting star that circled the stage before a black door suddenly appeared.

Then came the resounding announcement: "Welcome our leading lady on her dazzling debut!"

A girl with heavy makeup and wearing a red wedding dress was pushed out the door.

She seemed unaware of the situation, raising her hand to shield her eyes from the glaring light, her shoulders slightly hunched in as if in a defensive posture.

"It's my second sister!"

The thunderous applause seemed to startle her.

She tried to escape, but the smart collar around her neck emitted an electric current that knocked her to the ground.

She struggled to prop herself up, biting her lip hard, her eyes filled with unyielding spirit.

The interstellar projection technology projected this scene onto the faces of every guest.

"No wonder she's the woman chosen by that lord. I really want to shatter that defiant gaze and crush her slender spine!"

Having had their fill of admiring the female lead's beauty, the host's voice carried a hint of humility: "This is an interactive performance. Would any guest be willing to play our male lead, the groom?"

In an instant, the atmosphere at the scene became both silent and intense, like magma buried under a volcano, scalding hot to an outrageous degree.

Everyone knew that the important person was about to make an appearance!

The groom for the mute bride can only be that lord!
In a super VIP room, a masked man straightened his sleeves and stood up.

His blood was boiling, every cell screaming with desire. Ah, the groom! His favorite role!

Just as everyone was focused on the scene, a short man with an unusual appearance suddenly stood up, raised his hand, and shouted, "Me! I want to be the male lead!"

The world seemed to freeze in that instant, and no one could believe their ears.

Who is this person? Is it that esteemed person?
But isn't that gentleman the most particular about etiquette?

Even the most knowledgeable host had a mental breakdown at that moment.

That sir, does he not look like this?

The host hesitated, wondering if the important figure had some other quirks?
He stammered tentatively, "Sir, may I ask what your name is?"

Lin Xiaohe stepped onto the floating staircase and, under the watchful eyes of everyone, came to the center of the stage. She helped up the fallen Lin Jingqiu and gently tucked the stray hairs from her forehead behind her ears.

After doing all this, she turned around, faced everyone, and introduced herself confidently: "Please remember my name, I am the Clown."

She spoke very seriously, but combined with her outfit, it was simply indescribably bizarre.

At the same time, a furious shout echoed in the minds of all the theater staff: "Damn it! The clown isn't that person! That despicable, vile troublemaker!"

Next week is the trial period, I'm a little nervous. Hopefully I won't fail! Please read on! Please recommend!
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