I'm a senior in high school, and the Emperor Development System has arrived!

Chapter 115 I'm going to pin you under the Five Finger Mountain
Big break.

The abstract trio went to the restroom, ready to relieve the desires that came from the depths of their genes.

As usual, Chen Zhou went into the cubicle, listened to Zhou Xinglun teasing Li Bin, and took out his phone.

I opened Eastmoney and glanced at the stocks I bought yesterday. They were up at the daily limit, but the limit was broken at the end of the trading day.

I sensed it was going to drop, so I quickly took it out to check.

Sure enough, within three minutes of the market opening, the gain went from +5% all the way down to +2%.

Chen Zhou sold it immediately.

In just three trading days, I made a profit of 25 points!

People used to say that Warren Buffett was the stock market guru, then they said that he was in the White House, but now it seems that's not necessarily true.

I glanced at my account balance.

A full five hundred thousand!
Putting away his phone, Chen Zhou decided not to buy any new shares for the time being, and would wait for the market to close before making any moves on "Golden Legend".

However, at that moment, the system sent a message:
[Thanks to Your Majesty's painstaking efforts, the national treasury is full, but the position of Empress remains undecided, which is truly inappropriate. I urge Your Majesty to hold a selection ceremony and personally comment on the hundred candidates to enrich the harem.]

[Task Reward: 500 Imperial Prestige]

Chen Zhou: ? ? ?
To critique the selected women, are there still a hundred to go?

Where am I supposed to find so many women?

Including the cafeteria ladies, he doesn't even know a hundred people.

Ugh, another stupid task.

Chen Zhou shook his head and walked out of the cubicle.

When Li Bin saw him, he glanced sideways at Stephen Chow and smiled:

"Isn't it strange that every time he goes to the toilet, he has to go to a stall, as if he's afraid we'll see him?"

Stephen Chow picked his nose and said:

"That's it."

Chen Zhou looked at him and said calmly:
Did you wash your hands?

Upon hearing this, Stephen Chow paused slightly while picking his nose, then said nonchalantly:
"Don't be impatient, it's hard to say exactly where this place is dirty."

Chen Zhou shrugged and reminded him:

"The throat is connected, and according to the principle of molecular thermal motion, molecules from the nasal cavity will quickly enter the oral cavity..."

Stephen Chow extends his hand:

"Stop, I'm going to wash my nose!"

Li Bin gave Chen Zhou a thumbs up:

"Elbow, you can take on the job of health ambassador."

As the two walked out of the restroom, they happened to run into three girls entering the women's restroom.

One of them is a behemoth, with strength far exceeding that of a D-rank, and is probably already at the E-rank.

Needless to say, her looks are unforgettable at first glance.

After the three of them went into the restroom, Li Bin nudged Chen Zhou and said:

"This is Zhao Ruyi, she's amazing!"

Stephen Chow nodded in agreement:
"As expected of the number one school beauty, I give her a perfect 10."

Chen Zhou shook his head, insisting on his high standards:
"A perfect score is a bit of an exaggeration, I'd give it a 7.5!"

However, in his eyes, 7.5 points is already very high, and 8 or 9 points would be at the level of Liu Yifei.

At least in terms of the title of school beauty, Zhao Ruyi is undoubtedly deserving.

Putting aside her large breasts, Lu Mi only gets a 7 out of 10 in his eyes.

However, just as they were chatting, the system suddenly sent a notification:

[Female contestants rated: 1/100]

Chen Zhou: ? ? ?
So this is what they call commenting?
That's easy.
Just then, Zhang Xiaoling walked over, and Chen Zhou looked her up and down a few times.

A round face covered in pimples.

He's a complete madman.

Chen Zhou immediately said to Zhou Xinglun:
"This is 1 point."

Stephen Chow crossed his arms, stroked his chin, and pondered:

"I think it can be lowered a bit more."

Chen Zhou nodded:
"Then 0.5 points."

Hearing their conversation, Zhang Xiaoling frowned and went into the restroom, saying as she left:

"Neuropathy."

Chen Zhou smiled, looked at the system message, and remained silent:

[Female contestants rated: 2/100]

Based on this, there should be no requirements for the candidates; as long as they are women, it's fine.

Isn't this something anyone can do with their hands?

So, at Chen Zhou's suggestion, the three of them formed a judging panel, leaning against the mottled tile wall by the toilet entrance, and began to comment on each of the girls who had passed by.

As Li Bin walked by carrying his textbooks, the short-haired girl whispered:

"This one gets 3 points. He has single eyelids, but his eyes are bright and clear."

Stephen Chow shook his head:

"It's already a D, right? Raise it by one point, 4 points is about right."

Chen Zhou glanced at it:
"Yan Zhi is reasonable."

Before long, the three of them had commented on more than a dozen people.

Soon, two unexpected figures walked over.

It's Yu Xinyan and Wang Zhinian.

Yu Xinyan looked noticeably haggard these past two days.

Li Bin nudged Chen Zhou and asked:

Should we comment on these two?

Stephen Chow squinted his eyes:
"Just based on this grudge, we should deduct at least 5 points!"

Chen Zhou shook his head and said:

“Our judging panel is professional, and we cannot lose objectivity because of any personal grudges. I give Yu Xinyan 5.5 points and Wang Zhinian 4.5 points.”

Stephen Chow glanced at their chests:
"One C and one B, Yu Xinyan 5 points, Wang Zhinian 4 points, pass!"

Wang Zhinian noticed Zhou Xinglun's gaze, clutched her chest, and walked over.

"What are you looking at, you pervert!"

Li Bin and the other two went into the restroom and began to mock him:

"I called you a breast fetishist, now look what happened, you got called a flat-chested idiot!"

Stephen Chow put Li Bin in a chokehold:
"I'm going to pin you down under the Five Finger Mountain, with your butt facing outwards!"

Li Bin's face showed terror:

"My God, this punishment is terrible!"

Chen Zhou nodded and said:
"I dare not think about it."

Just as the three were joking around, Yu Xinyan and Wang Zhinian, who had come to the restroom, did not go into the stall.

They went deep into the restroom and were whispering to each other.

Yu Xinyan frowned and said:
"Chinen, tell me why? None of those boys have been talking to me lately."

She always enjoyed being the center of attention, and now being ignored by a group of boys was incredibly painful for her.

Wang Zhinian was also somewhat uneasy, as she had benefited a lot from following Yu Xinyan in the past.

Now Yu Xinyan's situation has changed, and her best friend's advantage is about to disappear.

Wang Zhinian thought and thought, but still didn't know why, so he could only say:

"Is someone talking badly about you? They've all suddenly distanced themselves from you. Something's not right, Xinyan."

Yu Xinyan nodded, her tone somewhat silent:
"I think so too, who could it be?"

Wang Zhinian's gaze involuntarily drifted towards the outside of the restroom, and she tentatively asked:

"Could it have been Chen Zhou?"

Yu Xinyan's hands clenched so tightly they turned white. Thinking of his sudden change in temperament, she said:
"I'll go ask him at noon."

Soon, the two finished using the restroom and came out to find the Abstract Trio still outside.

Wang Zhinian couldn't help but glare at Chen Zhou and snorted:
"A bunch of thugs."

Chen Zhou crossed his arms and sneered:
"Being a rogue is being genuine; even a rogue is better than pretending, right?"

Yu Xinyan glanced at Chen Zhou, then pulled Wang Zhinian aside and said:
Chinen, let's go.

Chen Zhou watched the two leave, gently shook his head, and then looked at the system:

[Female contestants rated: 35/100]

By the end of the day, the tasks for this talent show should be almost complete.

The workload was a bit heavy. He glanced at the time and said to Zhou Xinglun and Li Bin:
"Let's go back, we're tired of standing."

These two seem to have gotten quite into commenting, and they're a little reluctant to leave.

Not long after returning to the classroom, Fei Lingling walked over, put her hands on her hips, looked at Chen Zhou, and said:
"Come out here for a moment."

Chen Zhou typed a question mark and then used the [Insightful Insight] keyword:
[Fei Lingling: How dare you bully my Mengmeng! I'll make you pay!]

Chen Zhou rolled his eyes.

Women are terrifying; their protectiveness of their offspring surpasses even Zhou Mo's.

Fei Lingling and Fei Chai are indeed siblings; they share a similar competitive nature.

"Excuse me, let's talk about it in class."

Chen Zhou yawned, not even bothering to look at her.

Seeing that Chen Zhou refused to go out with her, Fei Lingling was at a loss and frowned as she said:

"If you're a man, come out with me!"

Chen Zhou shrugged:

"I'm sorry, I've never defined myself as a man. If you want, you can call me a woman, Ultraman, or even a paramecium."

Upon hearing this, Li Bin, who was standing to the side, couldn't help but burst into laughter.

The idea that "men cannot be defined" is simply using magic against magic.

Fei Lingling stomped her foot, completely helpless against Chen Zhou, and not knowing what to say, so she shouted:
"Chen Zhou, you just wait, I'm going to find a whole truckload of bread-bread men to deal with you!"

Chen Zhou shook his head and called out in a distant voice:

"Fei Chai, control your sister."

Fei Chai turned around helplessly and shouted:
“She’s always been this unruly since she was little. Just bear with her, give her a beating or a scolding if she needs it, but don’t come after me.” Fei Lingling turned around and glanced at her brother.
"Shut your stinking mouth!"

Chen Zhou scratched his head. He hadn't realized in over two years that Fei Lingling was actually a delinquent.

He clenched his fist and shouted at Fei Chai:

"Old Fei, I'll teach your sister a lesson today. Don't blame me if she cries, okay?"

Fei Chai shouted from afar:

"It's not your fault. I'm even happy that you made me cry. I'll treat you to dinner tomorrow."

Chen Zhou stood up, smiled at Fei Lingling, and chuckled:

"Fei Lingling, did you hear what your brother said? I'll give you three seconds to get out of my sight, or my fist, as big as a sandbag, is no joke."

Fei Lingling shrank back, but then she thought that this was a classroom, so how could Chen Zhou really hit her?

Thinking it over, she stiffened her neck and said:
"Hit me if you want~ Hit me if you want~"

Chen Zhou really didn't know how Fei Chai could put up with that cheeky attitude at home.

He immediately grabbed Fei Lingling's hand and pressed her against the table.

For a young girl like her, Chen Zhou was incredibly strong.

Fei Lingling, who was pinned to the table in the blink of an eye, was sweating profusely. She never expected that Chen Zhou would actually dare to make a move in class.

She twisted her hips, trying to break free from Chen Zhou's control, but it was all in vain.

Suddenly her eyes welled up with tears:

"Chen Zhou, what are you trying to do?"

Chen Zhou smiled wickedly:
"What do I want to do?"

Zhou Xinglun and Li Bin witnessed the whole thing and immediately tried to persuade him:

"You can't have a pork knuckle. You're an adult now, it's illegal."

"Yes, yes, and it happened in a public place, so the offense is compounded."

"Get under control! You must get under control!"

"If all else fails, let's try a different position!"

"..."

Hearing what the two said, Fei Lingling became even more distorted, fearing that Chen Zhou would turn into a beast and punish her on the spot.

Upon hearing this, Chen Zhou glanced at the two people who were making jokes, took a book from under Fei Lingling, rolled it into a tube, and then whipped it on her buttocks.

While smoking, he also lectured:

"Don't think you can do whatever you want at school just because you're lawless at home. If your brother won't teach you a lesson, I will!"

"Are you convinced!?"

At this moment, Fei Lingling's hands were held behind her back by Chen Zhou, and her body was lying face down on the table in an extremely shameful position.

Chen Zhou would also occasionally spank her buttocks with a book.

This was unacceptable to Fei Lingling, and her stubbornness was also ignited; she would rather die than submit.

Moreover, being whipped by Chen Zhou's book was merely humiliating, not painful at all.

Fei Lingling gritted her teeth and shouted:
"Chen Zhou, I will never let you get away with this!"

Seeing this, Chen Zhou didn't say anything, but simply increased the intensity:
"Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!!!"

Fei Lingling immediately felt a sharp pain and cried out in agony:
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"Clap clap clap clap clap!!"

"Ahhhhh!!"

"..."

After giving her a lesson, Chen Zhou released her, allowing Fei Lingling to break free.

Then she looked at Chen Zhou with a defiant expression:

"Chen Zhou, I will definitely avenge this!"

After saying that, Fei Lingling ran out of the classroom with a flushed face. Judging from the direction she was going, she was probably going to the toilet.

Chen Zhou was a little puzzled, then calmly looked around and, noticing that everyone in the class was looking in his direction, said:

"Stop looking. I can't refuse my friend's request. I'll teach Fei Chai a lesson for his sister."

Seeing that he was really beating Fei Lingling, Fei Chai couldn't help but give a thumbs up in support:
"Thanks! You're the only one in this class who can handle her!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yutong, who was taking shorthand notes in her notebook, looked up and squinted.

Noticing the look in his eyes, Fei Chai quickly added:
"Of course, the class monitor can easily deal with her."

Jiang Yutong then looked away with satisfaction, carefully put away the inspiration notebook in her hand as if it were a precious treasure, and then sat down.

Once the excitement subsided, everyone resumed their various activities during the long break.

Some were sleeping, some were chatting, some were playing on their phones while hiding from the surveillance cameras, and some were even secretly dating.

No matter how much the homeroom teacher tries to enforce dating rules, there will always be a few couples in the class that everyone knows about.

Especially in liberal arts classes, there are only a handful of boys. If a guy isn't good-looking enough to date three or four girls in class, he's embarrassed to say he studied liberal arts.

Even after graduation, the connection will remain strong, let alone while we're still in school.

When you take a group photo in your senior year of high school, and look at it ten years or so later, all you see in the photo are your exes.

The above is what Chen Zhou saw on Zhihu, and he doesn't know if it's true or false.

However, given his current trajectory, that possibility certainly exists.

After the farce, the preparatory bell rang.

A scrawny old man walked into the classroom, speaking in a thick rural accent:

"Classmates, today we're going to look at the law. Take out your books."

The skinny old man is the politics teacher of Class 8, Grade 12. His name is as old-fashioned as his age.

Zou Weimin.

Chen Zhou and his classmates were Mr. Zou's last class; he retired after teaching them.

Therefore, Zou Weimin devoted a lot of energy to Class 8 of the third year of high school.

He adjusted his reading glasses, which had slipped down to the tip of his nose, glanced at the whispering students, and slowly said:
"Students! The law is not a dusty book on a bookshelf; it is the sword of Damocles hanging over everyone's head!"

Chen Zhou was stunned.

Goodness, they've taken Zhang Sanming's famous sayings.

Surprisingly, the politics teacher, who looked older, was quite trendy.

After finishing the introduction, Zou Weimin began writing on the blackboard with trembling hands.

Experienced teachers rarely use PowerPoint, but they often have excellent handwriting on the blackboard.

"Today we'll be learning about 'Tort Liability and the Limits of Rights'..."

Under Zou Weimin's charismatic influence, the two classes flew by.

The time came to noon.

Fei Chai did indeed keep his word and actually invited Chen Zhou to dinner.

To Chen Zhou's surprise, Fei Lingling was also there.

Chongqing noodles.

Fei Chai and Fei Lingling, siblings, sat opposite each other, while Chen Zhou sat to one side.

Fei Chai laughed at Fei Lingling:
"Let's see if you still dare to be lawless. If you don't behave at home, I'll ask Chen Zhou to beat you up."

Fei Lingling recalled the scene during the long break between classes, her face slightly flushed, and stared at Chen Zhou as she said:

"You scoundrel! You pervert!"

Chen Zhou smiled and slowly extended his hand.

When Fei Lingling saw Chen Zhou reach out, she instinctively shrank her head, looking somewhat comical.

Seeing this, Chen Zhou couldn't help but laugh out loud. He twirled his hand in mid-air, picked up the chopsticks on the table, and said:
"What are you afraid of? I'm not really going to hit you. Hurry up and eat your noodles, they'll get cold soon."

Fei Chai watched his sister's discomfiture and laughed so hard he almost fell over.

"Little sister, don't mess with Chen Zhou in the future. He can take you down like it's nothing."

Fei Lingling glared angrily at her brother, then secretly glanced at Chen Zhou, muttering under her breath:

"Hmph, I'll make you pay when I get my chance."

Chen Zhou chuckled:

"Anytime."

Fei Chai mediated between them.

Although Chen Zhou spanked Fei Lingling in public, Fei Lingling only took it personally and did not hold a grudge against him.

The relationship has actually eased somewhat compared to yesterday.

Chen Zhou couldn't help but feel strange, so on his way back to school, he threw out a [Insightful Insight] item:
[Fei Lingling: How can I make Chen Zhou hit me again? I need help urgently.]

Chen Zhou: ? ? ?

Holy crap! Did I run into a masochist?
Back to class.

Bai Qianqian saw Chen Zhou return to class and noticed that Li Bin hadn't arrived yet, so she took a book, placed it on his chair, and then sat down.

"Um... who... who do you want to cosplay?"

Chen Zhou said without hesitation:
"With my looks, there's only one man in the entire Naruto who's good enough for me."

Upon hearing this, Bai Qianqian tilted her head:
"Who...who is it?"

Chen Zhou covered one eye and burst into wild laughter:

"Amaterasu!!!"

After demonstrating the core movements, Chen Zhou asked a question:

"Guess who it is?"

Bai Qianqian has also participated in quite a few duels recently, and after a little thought, she gave the answer:

"Skeleton...Skeleton Sasuke!"

Chen Zhou snapped his fingers:
"bingo!"

However, upon hearing this answer, Bai Qianqian suddenly became shy and asked:

"How about I cosplay as Sakura?"

Chen Zhou was well aware of the girl's little scheme, and immediately shook his head, saying:
"It's okay. Everyone has their own favorite characters. They don't necessarily have to be paired up as a couple."

"It's like I like Sasuke, but I really dislike Sakura."

Upon hearing this, Bai Qianqian nodded, blushing as she said:
"Then I'll just cosplay Hinata."

Chen Zhou looked up and blinked.

Sasuke and Hinata.

Isn't this also a kind of minotaur?
(End of this chapter)