I'm a senior in high school, and the Emperor Development System has arrived!
Chapter 147 When you have time, don't just deworm the child, exorcise some demons too!
In that moment.
Chen Zhou knew that there was no point in saying anything more.
The truth is like a pregnant woman's belly that's seven or eight months along; no matter how much you try to hide it, you can't hide it.
Zhang Jilong might not notice if it was just a little faster, but if it was this much faster, anyone with eyes could see that his speed was extraordinary.
Zhang Jilong's Adam's apple bobbed as he finally recovered from his shock.
He stared silently at Chen Zhou, then uttered a sentence:
"Don't forget tonight's training."
After saying that, he righted the overturned bicycle and continued pushing it forward.
Chen Zhou nodded slowly:
"Okay, teacher!"
Then he watched Zhang Jilong's figure gradually disappear into the distance.
However, Chen Zhou knew the truth.
Despite Zhang Jilong's seemingly calm demeanor, his inner world was undoubtedly in turmoil.
Finally, the school bell rang on campus.
Chen Zhou returned to the classroom door and deliberately lingered for two minutes before entering the classroom.
"report!"
"Enter!"
This was Chen Hui's class on the topic of "exploding chili peppers." Seeing that Chen Zhou was late, she didn't say much and let him into the classroom.
Chen Zhou paused for a moment, then sat down in his seat, meeting the mixed gazes of anger and admiration from the class.
As soon as he sat down, Li Bin leaned over next to him:
"Holy crap, elbow! Now I finally know why you went to practice the 100-meter dash. You were running like a madman just now!"
Zhou Xinglun glanced at Chen Hui, then quickly turned around and said:
"Running so fast, hurry up and go to the convenience store and buy me two packs of spicy strips."
Chen Zhou scoffed:
"Now you know how strong I am? What were your faces when I said I could run 100 meters?"
Li Bin quickly massaged his shoulders and said:
"Master Zhou, please calm down. You were just blind to my greatness. Please forgive me, please forgive me!"
Chen Zhou exclaimed:
"Binzi is quite something. Where did you learn classical Chinese? It's quite unique."
Li Bin scratched his head:
"I just learned it."
As he spoke, he began performing a little beer dance, sipping beer one after another:
"I say beer, you say let's go!"
Chen Zhou gave a thumbs up:
"The live streaming industry is lacking talent like you. If you had become A Giao's apprentice a couple of years ago, you would be earning over 10,000 yuan a month by now."
Stephen Chow turned his head again and said:
"When you have time, don't just deworm your child, exorcise some evil spirits for him too."
Chen Zhou watched Li Bin's dance, which looked like it was infested with fleas, and immediately felt like a tortoise commuting to school.
The turtle can't stay at school anymore.
But the laughter was interrupted by the crisp sound of Chen Hui slapping the blackboard eraser against the podium:
"Li Bin! If you keep fidgeting with your arms and legs, you're going to go up to the podium and do some calisthenics!"
Li Bin froze instantly, his mouth still curved in a wide grin, looking like a meme that had been paused.
The whole class burst into laughter.
After being called out by the Explosive Little Pepper, the Abstract Trio immediately composed themselves and began to listen attentively.
Time seemed to vanish in the blink of an eye, as if it were thinning out.
After finishing his meal, Chen Zhou dozed off at the table for a while. Then Jiang Yutong walked into the classroom and called out:
"Our homeroom teacher told us to go down and pull weeds!"
Squad Leader Jiang is quite influential.
At that moment, all the students in the class, regardless of gender, stood up.
As they stood up, they couldn't help but look at Chen Zhou, their mouths still uttering the words "national essence".
Chen Zhou remained silent for a moment.
It's so offensive; I suggest adding it to the national intangible cultural heritage list.
"Criticism is one thing, but we still have to pull the weeds."
Chen Zhou sighed deeply:
"We can't put Squad Leader Jiang in a difficult position, can we?"
These words left everyone speechless for a moment.
Jiang Yutong stood at the door, her fair cheeks flushed slightly, and glanced at Chen Zhou.
Li Bin leaned over and nudged his arm:
"Elbow, you wouldn't be trying to show off in front of Squad Leader Jiang, would you?"
"Show off your ass."
Chen Zhou grabbed him by the back of the neck:
"Get down here quickly, or Jiang Yuyan will start yelling like a shrew again."
Each class was assigned a section for weeding, and they could leave once they finished weeding.
Class 8 of the third year of high school was assigned the lawn behind the teaching building.
This place is rarely visited by people, and the lushness of the lawn is comparable to that of a tropical rainforest.
The waist-high foxtail grass swayed in the wind, and a few students who had come down early were squatting on the ground in the distance, cursing and swearing.
Just as Chen Zhou bent down to grab a handful of grass, he heard Zhou Xinglun scream in agony:
"Holy crap! There are bugs!"
A green cabbage white butterfly fluttered its wings and brushed past Li Bin's nose, startling him so much that he jumped three feet high.
Chen Zhou laughed so hard he couldn't stand up straight.
Bai Qianqian followed, carefully stepping onto the lawn and shrinking behind Chen Zhou.
Chen Zhou looked at her delicate hands, realizing they weren't cut out for weeding, and said to her:
"You can rest over there, I'll take your portion for you!"
However, Bai Qianqian shook her head, eager to try:
"No...it's okay, I...I want to try it too."
"Waiting for what?"
Jiang Yutong walked over and said to the group:
"The homeroom teacher said that a road needs to be cleared out of this area to lead to the equipment room."
Chen Zhou then noticed a small red brick building in the depths of the lawn, with peeling paint on the walls.
He casually plucked a foxtail grass and put it in his mouth:
"Equipment room? I've been studying here for three years, and this is the first time I've ever known such a place existed."
"The laboratory building was built seven years ago, and this place has been abandoned ever since."
Jiang Yutong also looked in that direction:
"I heard it used to be a chemistry lab, but a new building was built because of an accident..."
This was the first time Chen Zhou had heard this claim:
"There has been an accident?"
Jiang Yutong nodded and said in a sinister tone:
"It seems that several students died there, and their spirits are still haunting the place. People often say they've seen white shadows floating around inside."
Li Bin trembled as he listened, his voice quivering as he said:
"Wow, that's terrifying?"
Bai Qianqian's eyelashes trembled, and her face turned pale upon hearing this.
However, having just created the atmosphere of a horror movie, Jiang Yutong laughed heartily and said:
"Oh dear, I was just kidding!"
"There's no white shadow at all. Someone climbed in and checked; it was pitifully small. Okay, that's all for now. I need to go and supervise them pulling the weeds. Bye~"
Upon hearing this, both Li Bin and Bai Qianqian breathed a sigh of relief.
Chen Zhou shook his head slightly and gave Jiang, the squad leader, the middle finger:
"Good for you."
"Thanks for the compliment!"
Jiang Yutong waved goodbye to the group.
Not long after Squad Leader Jiang left, Shen Enxi personally arrived at the front line.
The group that had been slacking off just moments before suddenly became incredibly enthusiastic and started eagerly pulling up weeds:
"This grass is mine, why did you pull it up?"
"Oh ho, did they write your name on the grass? Do you think it will answer if you call it?"
"Hmph, if you, fellow Daoist, wish to compete with me for this spiritual herb, don't blame me for being ruthless!"
"Who's afraid of who? Let's see who's stronger!"
"Hey! Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da!"
"..."
Watching Li Bin and Zhou Xinglun bicker over the ownership of a blade of grass, Chen Zhou couldn't help but wipe his sweat from his brow.
What a pair of funny guys.
Chen Zhou noticed Jiang Yuyan's gaze approaching and reminded her:
"Stop fighting! If you keep fighting like this, you could fight for a hundred years and still not kill anyone!"
However, the two ignored his well-intentioned attempts to mediate and continued to fight until the Great Dao was destroyed.
Left with no other option, Chen Zhou had to resort to nuclear weapons:
"Yu Yan has arrived!"
As soon as the words were spoken, the two of them stood motionless like frozen sculptures, then turned to look in the direction where Shen Enxi was standing.
They breathed a heavy sigh of relief when they realized she wasn't looking their way. Then they looked at Chen Zhou and said in unison:
"Good heavens, a false report! Drag him away and execute him!"
As they spoke, they tried to approach Chen Zhou, intending to launch a terrifying attack.
Seeing this, Chen Zhou had no choice but to activate self-defense mode.
Two minutes later, he grabbed one child in each hand, pinned Li Bin and Zhou Xinglun to the grass, and sighed softly:
"I didn't want to reveal my strength, but you all ran right into my trap."
The two men raised their hands in respect to the French flag.
"You're awesome! You're awesome!"
Upon hearing this, Chen Zhou released his grip.
However, at that moment, the system notified me:
[Your Majesty, it is arduous to train the new recruits in the sweltering summer heat. If this continues, how can the Great Chen not prosper?]
[The training of new recruits has been completed!]
[Congratulations, Your Majesty! All chain quests have been completed. Imperial Prestige +2000]
[Imperial Might: 2550]
[Obtain random item: banana peel]
[Function Description: Fresh banana peel, throw it at a designated target, the target will definitely step on the banana peel and fall down (reusable, unlimited)]
A series of messages popped up.
Chen Zhou was slightly taken aback.
You're calling this training new recruits when you're not a commander?
Isn't that a bit too abstract?
Jane Mas, the abstract boy, is home; he's abstract to the extreme.
Chen Zhou shook his head slightly.
Let the abstraction of the system go; as long as it gives him imperial prestige, that's a good thing.
The banana peel prop is also quite nice.
From now on, if I don't like someone, I'll throw ten banana peels at them right away, and I won't stop until they get a concussion.
At this moment, the two people lying on the ground finally got up.
Li Bin grinned and shook his arm, saying:
"With a physique like yours, it would be a shame if you didn't become a school bully."
Stephen Chow was also very curious:
"I've never seen you work out much, how come you have such big muscles?"
As he spoke, he reached out to touch Chen Zhou's massive muscles.
Chen Zhou quickly stepped back, warily saying:
"Southern Copper, get lost!"
Stephen Chow's pupils dilated in shock, and he pointed to himself, saying:
"Nantong? Me? Elbow, are you sure you're not mistaken?"
Chen Zhou crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow:
"Otherwise what? Trying to touch a man's muscles in broad daylight, what else could it be but Nan Tong?"
Stephen Chow was so angry he almost jumped up, grabbed a handful of foxtail grass and threw it at him:
"Bullshit! This is scientific research! Researching muscle density in different human bodies!"
"Oh?"
Chen Zhou dodged to the side, and casually grabbed a longer blade of grass and shoved it in his face:
"Then I suggest that Researcher Zhou first study how to curb his stubbornness, so as not to affect the accuracy of the experimental data."
Just as the two started bickering, Jiang Yuyan finally noticed what was happening and called out:
"Stop slacking off, finish weeding quickly and get back to work!"
"Received (Okay)!"
The cows moo, the horses neigh, and the cows and horses receive the signal.
The cattle and horses were strictly supervised, leaving no room for slacking off, and had no choice but to start working hard.
In about fifteen minutes, the weeds on the lawn were cleared away.
At Shen Enxi's command, everyone began rushing up the teaching building:
"Damn it, why did Hou Yi leave behind a sun? He should have just shot it all down."
"Yay! Yay! Yay!"
"I'm about to burst!"
Something seemed off as it flashed by.
"..."
Back in class, those who needed to drink water drank water, and those who needed to sleep slept.
Seeing that the young oxen and horses were exhausted, Comrade Jiang Yuyan, a bureaucratic capitalist, took pity on them and announced the cancellation of the midday training session.
Instantly, everyone's fatigue vanished, and they celebrated:
"Long live Eun-seo!"
"No, it's not English practice today either."
"Who cares? Where's the yellow robe? Quickly put it on my Eun-hee!"
"..."
After listening for a long time, Chen Zhou finally summarized it in one word:
fun!
The afternoon classes were still boring.
In the senior year of high school, the courses consist of nothing but review and homework, and the pace is extremely fast, leaving no room to breathe.
The teachers on the podium changed again and again, and the students below the podium listened again and again.
But it was like being in a fog, completely indistinct.
For them, the college entrance examination is like swimming from one side of the shore to the other.
Some swim fast forward; some swim in circles; and some swim backward.
This is how Shen Enxi felt about attending class:
"Li Bin, Zhou Xinglun, Chen Zhou!"
"You three, stand at the back! Don't stand together, stand one against the wall!"
Shen Enxi threw a piece of chalk, which hit Li Bin on the forehead from a distance as he was whispering to each other.
Her voice suddenly rose, and she slammed her lesson plan on the podium with a "thud":
"Things aren't like they used to be. They're already in their final year of high school, and they're still laughing and joking around. They don't act like high school seniors at all!"
"If any of you three dare to put on a show in the classroom again, I'll invite your parents to be the audience!"
"..."
The three stood at the base of the wall, gazing at each other from afar, then bowed their heads and sighed.
send.
……
Night fell like a piece of velvet soaked in ink, pressing heavily on the training field.
"Warm up by running five laps around the track, keeping the speed at one minute and forty seconds per lap."
Teacher Zhang held a stopwatch in his hand; the lens reflected a cold light under the lamp.
"We'll do more training today, but at the same price. We'll train strength first, then start running."
Chen Zhou moved forward, stepping on the texture of the rubber track, the evening breeze carrying a slight warmth into his throat.
“Swing your arms a little wider; your arms aren’t welded to your body.”
"Don't stare at the ground!"
Teacher Zhang's voice came from behind:
"Look ahead and imagine something is pushing you from behind."
Zhang Jilong would correct his running posture from time to time.
After warming up, Chen Zhou trained his strength according to the program schedule, focusing on glute and leg exercises.
I've heard that glute and leg training has amazing effects in certain areas.
This made Chen Zhou sigh.
It's already a two-hour minimum, would it be so dangerous to extend the time?
It's deadly, literally.
After training, Chen Zhou finally got to enjoy the perk he had been looking forward to.
Cheng Yanqiu walked over carrying a massage gun. Sweat clung to the collar of his tracksuit, and his face was flushed from exercise, making him look exceptionally alluring.
"Here you are, junior brother, lie down properly."
The cool gel was applied to her buttocks and legs, and her senior sister's warm little hands began to rub her body.
The warmth slowly surged through my body.
Chen Zhou likes two types of women.
One type is a young girl with the feel of a married woman, and the other type is a married woman with the feel of a young girl.
Cheng Yanqiu's appearance undoubtedly belongs to the former category. (End of Chapter)
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