I'm a senior in high school, and the Emperor Development System has arrived!
Chapter 28 My grandma is about to give birth to my dad, I'm going to go see if it's a boy
Chapter 28 My grandma is about to give birth to my dad, I'm going to go see if it's a boy or a girl.
Chen Zhou patted him on the shoulder and comforted him:
"It's nothing, it's just being randomly checked by Sister Hui. Since there's no way to resist, I'll just lie there and enjoy it."
Chen Zhou was glad that he had at least glanced at the material, unlike Li Bin, who didn't even know the scope of the quiz before class.
There was no time for mourning.
Now it's Li Bin's turn to take the stage, having just started preparing.
He seized upon a set of historical materials, attempting to extract the key knowledge points from them in an instant.
But it took him no more than two minutes to go from struggling to giving up.
Li Bin slumped in his seat, his expression one of despair.
"I can't finish memorizing it, I simply can't finish memorizing it!"
As soon as the school bell rang, the whole class stared at Chen Hui as if their mother had died, watching her bring up the random number generator and start drawing names.
Numbers flashed across the screen, eventually settling on 38.
The moment Li Bin saw that number, his heart sank even further.
Because he is number 38.
Li Bin struggled to his feet and said to Chen Hui with a sincere attitude:
"Teacher, no need to ask, I'll just copy it."
Upon hearing this, Chen Hui smiled gently, seemingly appreciating Li Bin's honesty and preparing to let him off the hook.
But unexpectedly, she uttered the cruelest words in the gentlest tone:
"Not to mention you're unprepared, you don't even want to struggle. This mindset is unacceptable. Come to my office after class to talk."
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Bin's face turned ashen, as if he had lost his parents.
The whole class burst into laughter.
Chen Zhou comforted his friend:
"Being able to share a room with Sister Hui, this is like Qin Shi Huang touching an electric gate—you've won by leaps and bounds!"
The bell rings.
Li Bin walked out of the classroom with his head held high and chest out.
The preparation bell rings.
Li Bin returned to his seat dejectedly and slumped onto the table.
Seeing the changes in him, his classmates all expressed their concern:
"are you OK?"
"Are you OK?"
Upon hearing these four words, the onlookers exchanged bewildered glances, a strange impulse welling up within them.
"It's nothing, just some plum juice?"
Someone made a joke, which finally put everyone at ease.
It feels like you've been constipated for a long time, but finally you can poop.
However, this made Li Bin, who was already feeling unwell, feel even worse.
For a drama queen like meme queen, this level of reference is like rubbing salt into a wound.
He originally wanted to cry, but now his tears were mixed with a hint of laughter.
It makes you look even more haggard.
Seeing that Li Bin seemed a little upset, Chen Zhou patted him on the shoulder, looked around, and comforted him, saying:
"Does no one understand Li Bin? On the surface, he is lazy and easy-going, getting along well with everyone, but in reality, he plans ten steps ahead for every one step he takes, and his meticulousness far surpasses that of his peers. You would never guess that the man who jokes around with you on weekdays is already from a completely different world in private."
Hearing this, Zhou Xinglun got goosebumps. He shrugged and commented on Chen Zhou:
"It seems that only the birth rate has declined, but the number of births is still the same."
Seeing that Li Bin's condition had not improved, Chen Zhou waved away the onlookers and said:
"Let Li Bin process his grief on his own. If you keep surrounding him like this, the child might suffer from oxygen deprivation and become brain-damaged."
"really."
The students watching nodded in agreement and moved away from the abstract space.
However, at this moment, Li Bin's shoulders, which were slumped over the table, began to twitch slowly.
Are you crying?
Chen Zhou and Zhou Xinglun exchanged a glance, seeing the worry in each other's eyes.
Could it be that Sister Hui inherited Jiang Yuyan's sharp tongue?
This caused real harm to Li Bin's fragile mind.
But at this moment, Li Bin slowly raised his head:
"Is it painful?"
He opened his palms, his eyes brimming with sorrow:
"Right now, all I want is for the world to feel pain."
"Damn it! Fuck! Damn it!"
Stephen Chow, standing to the side, couldn't help but transform into Pain, spreading his arms wide:
"Carrying a bag of rice up several flights of stairs, stuffing it with spicy fillings!" That's not just a little bit stupid.
Chen Zhou looked at his two friends, whose limbs were underdeveloped and whose brains were completely underdeveloped, and sighed silently, saying:
"My grandma is about to give birth to my dad, I'm going to go see if it's a boy or a girl."
Chen Zhou was about to leave, but when he heard the class bell ring, he silently sat back down.
[His Majesty composed poems with his ministers, and all the poems he wrote were of the highest quality, leaving his beloved ministers ashamed of their own inferiority. Imperial Prestige +20]
[Imperial Might: 390]
It's another history lesson.
Fortunately, a spot check had been conducted in the previous class, and Chen Zhou escaped unscathed.
In this lesson, Chen Hui adopted a lecture-style approach, determined to cram knowledge into their heads.
After finishing a class, Chen Zhou felt a bit of a headache.
Although it's tough, I have to keep going.
Rejecting knowledge can start in other provinces, but not in Jiangxi. Jiangxi is just Gan!
Moreover, the undergraduate admission score for liberal arts majors of 460 did not allow him to back down even a step.
As get out of class was about to end, looking at the completely blank study materials, Chen Zhou nudged Bai Qianqian and whispered:
"Let me borrow your notes to copy this down, thank you!"
"Do not……"
When Chen Zhou heard Bai Qianqian utter the first syllable, his eyebrows twitched violently.
I thought that after spending these two days together, their friendship was already unbreakable.
But to his surprise, Bai Qianqian wouldn't even lend him a pen to copy.
good good!
The boat of friendship can capsize at any time!
After struggling for a while, Bai Qianqian finally managed to utter a few syllables:
"No...you're welcome."
Chen Zhou stopped his internal monologue and then awkwardly touched his nose.
He took the notebook and began to carefully copy it.
Bai Qianqian's handwriting is very elegant.
Even the notes in the book are written in small regular script.
Chen Zhou was a little puzzled. Would writing in regular script during the exam prevent him from finishing the test paper?
In comparison, he still felt that his semi-cursive script was more practical.
I was copying half of it when the bell rang, signaling the end of get out of class.
Chen Zhou glanced at his notes and decided to go eat first.
The rain outside has lessened a bit, but it hasn't completely stopped yet.
Looking at the weather, Li Bin and Zhou Xinglun discussed it and decided to have dinner at the cafeteria.
With a little over two yuan left on his meal card, Chen Zhou pondered for a moment before deciding to follow the group.
As for how two yuan is enough to eat.
Don't ask, the answer is that I have my own brilliant plan.
Holy crap! So many people?
The three arrived at the cafeteria, and Li Bin looked at the space, which was crammed together like a sardine can, and said helplessly.
"We're blocked by the Maginot Line, so we can only wait in line."
Chen Zhou said helplessly.
On rainy days, the Maginot Line receives an epic boost; everyone is armed with a Mo Li Hong Hunyuan Umbrella, making it virtually impenetrable.
After finally getting to the window, Zhou Xinglun's heart trembled as he watched the cafeteria lady's trembling hands.
"Auntie, Parkinson's disease can't be delayed. You should get treatment as soon as possible, no matter how much it costs!"
However, Stephen Chow's joke was met with an angry glare from the cafeteria lady.
Li Bin, who followed closely behind, also suffered unfair treatment. He looked at the three pieces of braised pork on the plate, and saliva dripped from his eyes.
"Xinglun, what the hell were you born for?!"
Li Bin didn't cry when he came out of Chen Hui's office, but now there were faint tears glistening in his eyes.
Watching Zhou Xinglun and Li Bin suffer defeat, Chen Zhou sighed softly, a pure smile on her face:
"Sister, a bowl of rice!"
The cafeteria lady, whose hands were trembling as she prepared to serve the food, almost melted at the sound of Chen Zhou calling her "sister."
The new book has been added to the library and recommended; you should read it!
Everyone must turn to the last page.
Romance slice-of-life stories are inherently less appealing to follow!
Please, family members, stop by and click to follow this book whenever you have a spare moment. This will help the book progress further. Thank you so much!
P.S.: Four chapters next Tuesday, just hoping to advance my reading progress!!!
(End of this chapter)
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