In an era where everyone is cultivating immortality, the system wants me to become a demon?

Chapter 23 Su Yuan, have you ever tried to quit drugs?

In the morning, the lesson on the Daoist mind.

The teacher of the Dao Xin class was a young man with squinty eyes who looked to be under thirty years old. He was dressed a little sloppily and had an ordinary name, Wang Liang.

"Fellow students, today we will take a small test on your Daoist heart."

Upon hearing that there would be a pop quiz, the faces of all the students immediately fell, while Su Yuan secretly felt a sense of anticipation, eager to know what his current progress was in terms of Dao Heart.

"Please unlock your phones and hand them over."

Teacher Wang suddenly added.

The students: "???"

Was this pop quiz really that strict? They even confiscated our phones before the test!
But the next second, Teacher Wang explained:

"Don't worry, I have no interest in confiscating your phones. It's just that this test is a bit special, and the phones can be used as test props."

The students were relieved and handed in their phones one by one. Soon, the teacher's desk was covered with phones with lit screens.

Then, Teacher Wang drew a sword, held it horizontally with one hand, and pointed at the cell phones on the lectern with the other. The cell phones immediately flew up like butterflies, their screens facing upwards, and lay steadily on the sword.

More than twenty cell phones were lying on the three-foot-long sword blade, completely covering it.

"Today's test of Dao heart is very simple. Everyone comes up and holds this sword, and I will simultaneously open the splash screen ad of the same software on these phones."

"If students' minds are calm enough that the sword does not ripple in the slightest and no startup advertisements are interrupted, then they will pass this Dao Heart Test with a perfect score."

Teacher Wang smiled and squinted.

"hiss--"

As soon as I lay down, a series of gasps of cold air filled the air.

Those with squinty eyes are truly monsters! They actually used such a cruel method to test us!
Those are splash screen ads! Even the slightest shake could redirect you directly to the adware! This test required stabilizing more than twenty splash screen ads in one go—this test is ridiculously difficult!

"Su Yuan, let's start this test with you."

Suddenly, Teacher Wang looked at Su Yuan in the crowd.

"I?"

Su Yuan was slightly taken aback. Although he found it a bit strange, it suited his taste perfectly. He nodded and walked onto the podium.

Teacher Wang opened his eyes slightly and looked at the ordinary-looking boy in front of him. He wondered why Yue Lin had specifically instructed him to pay more attention to Su Yuan during the Dao Heart Class.

Is there anything special about Su Yuan?

Thinking this, Teacher Wang handed the sword in his hand to Su Yuan and said:
"I'll begin once I'm ready."

Su Yuan nodded, took a deep breath, and focused all his attention on the sword in his hand, his mind completely blank.

Teacher Wang stretched out his hand, and more than twenty threads of spiritual energy surged from his palm, simultaneously and precisely touching more than twenty mobile phones on the surface of the sword.

The next instant, every phone screen was filled with splash screen ads.

At this moment, if the phone feels even the slightest movement, it will immediately be redirected to an advertising app! It's extremely dangerous!
However, faced with such a dangerous situation, Su Yuan and the sword in his hand remained completely still, as if time had stopped.

The entire class held their breath, watching this scene with bated breath until the opening screen ad ended.

Succeeded?
Even now, none of the students can believe what they are seeing.

Teacher Wang smiled:
"Su Yuan, you get a perfect score!"

At that moment, the whole class erupted in a thunderous cheer!

"Holy crap, there's no way to criticize this! It's absolutely rock solid!"

"When did Su Yuan's resolve to follow the Dao become so firm? Did he try to abstain from it?"

Su Yuan smiled, returned the sword to Teacher Wang, and strode off the platform. On the platform, Teacher Wang watched Su Yuan's retreating figure with a deep gaze.

But soon his gaze fell on the other students, and he asked them to come up on stage one by one to take the test.

The result was, of course, disastrous. One splash screen ad after another redirected, eliciting cries of anguish from the students.

At noon, Su Yuan rushed to the cafeteria, took away all the leftover food from the students, and after most of the students had left, he dragged the leftover food to a corner and activated his magic skill, Finger Spirit.

A blue pill reappeared in Su Yuan's hand, with the same effects as the previous blue pill.

"Wow, the cafeteria food must be really potent, it consistently produces blue pills every time."

Su Yuan mentally complained.

But in any case, having another stable jungler spot is a good thing for me.

He skillfully swallowed the blue pill, and then temporarily stored the leftover food he had squeezed dry at the cafeteria. Just then, Chen Nuoyi walked into the cafeteria.

The two exchanged a glance, tacitly agreed to buy a large bowl of food, and sat down to eat together.

"Su Yuan, what exactly is this money-making job you mentioned? It's almost afternoon, when are we going to make some money?"

Chen Nuoyi asked somewhat anxiously.

Su Yuan smiled mysteriously:
"Don't rush, let's eat first, and you'll know after we finish eating."

"If all goes well, we can not only make a lot of money, but also completely solve our food problem."

After hearing this, Chen Nuoyi silently sped up her cooking.

After they finished eating, with more than ten minutes left before afternoon classes, Su Yuan led Chen Nuoyi directly to the entrance of the cafeteria kitchen and asked a kind-looking middle-aged chef surnamed Li:

"Chef Li, are you hiring in our cafeteria? We are two students from a poor family and would like to work in our school cafeteria after school."

Upon hearing this, Chen Nuoyi's pretty face immediately showed a look of tension.

She's coming to work in the school cafeteria? She...she can't cook!
Chef Li, oblivious to the strange expression on Chen Nuoyi's face, chuckled and said:
"The school cafeteria's revenue has been declining recently, and we are indeed planning to hire another batch of chefs. If any students from our school are willing to work here, they would be very welcome."

"But young man, if you want to pass the job application, you have to try cooking first. How are your cooking skills?"

Su Yuan said confidently:
"Chef Li, don't worry, I have a family secret recipe. Can I come after school to try it out? As for the ingredients, please prepare some live geese and ducks, the higher the grade of the ingredients, the better, and they must be alive."

Chef Li pondered for a moment and nodded:

"There are a few live geese in the kitchen. If you want to try them, just come over this afternoon."

That's what he said, but Chef Li was somewhat skeptical.

The large white geese in the kitchen are all spirit beasts at the sixth or even seventh level of Qi Refining. Ordinary students can't even beat them, so how can they be stewed?

He figured that the kid in front of him would give up after being beaten up by the goose.

If he's truly capable, it wouldn't hurt to let him work in the cafeteria.

"Then it's settled!"

Su Yuan smiled and waved to Chef Li, then hummed a little tune as he walked out of the cafeteria.

Chen Nuoyi, who was following behind him, was already drenched in sweat.

"Coach, is the lucrative job you're talking about being a cafeteria cook? But I have absolutely no idea how to do it! I can even burn the meat when I'm grilling it."

Su Yuan chuckled and said:

"Squad leader, becoming a chef isn't just about skills; you also need the power to slay demons and monsters!"

"I have the skill, and you have the strength. Together we are a perfect chef!"

(End of this chapter)