This Naruto is a player.

Chapter 115 I will personally arrange Danzo Shimura's funeral.

It was a sunny afternoon nap time in Konoha Village.

On the bench, Naruto and Jiraiya faced each other.

The two men were of different sizes, one tall and one short, but their auras were completely different.

The tall and imposing Jiraiya dared not look Naruto in the eye. His usually unrestrained and bold face was now filled with a stiff smile, as if he had done something wrong.

Naruto sat cross-legged on the chair, arms crossed, his gaze lazy yet sharp and insightful, as if he wanted to see through something.

"Hey, you perverted sage," Naruto drawled, his tone laced with a hint of mockery, "did you actually give me a run for my money, or not?"

The person went to the meeting in the morning, but the results came out in the afternoon.

Naruto, he's not selected!
"Of course I did my best!" Jiraiya straightened up abruptly, his voice rising like a booming bell. "Coco Tsunade is the First Hokage's granddaughter, and she's also a medical ninja. The villagers love her! The old folks trust her!"
This popularity! This prestige! This magnanimity... I mean, this vision! Do you understand?! This is truly a situation beyond my control, even as an immortal!

He spoke rapidly, but his voice grew softer and softer, lacking any confidence.

In truth, he knew perfectly well that in terms of experience, prestige, and ability to handle complex political affairs, Tsunade was indeed more suitable than this disciple who possessed the power to destroy the world but knew nothing about the Konoha bureaucratic system.

Moreover, if she becomes Hokage, wouldn't the Sage be able to openly and regularly "visit" the Hokage's office under a series of "legitimate reasons" such as reporting on work and discussing village affairs?
Therefore, it's impossible not to feel guilty once this little thought pops up.

Now look at this apprentice: although he is only 12 years old, his strength and mental age cannot be regarded as those of a 12-year-old, otherwise he would have been fooled long ago.

Not to mention his potential future savior status.

"cough!"

Jiraiya cleared his throat forcefully, trying to adopt an air of "elderly wisdom," and said earnestly, "Naruto, listen to your master's advice. You are still young, and your future holds limitless possibilities! There will be plenty of opportunities! Consider this a chance to gain experience."

Naruto is already immune to this cliché of "youth is capital".

He doesn't accept this.

After finishing his explanation, Jiraiya nervously slipped away.

Naruto glanced at Jiraiya's "cool" retreating figure, which looked like he was fleeing in disarray, and curled his lip.

However, there's nothing to blame the lecherous old man for.

Honestly, I'm only twelve years old. Even if my strength is ridiculously high, it's already quite generous of Jiraiya to go out of his way to support me at a high-level meeting and even use his precious reputation as collateral.

According to rumors, the real showdown in this Naruto battle didn't take place during the day at all.

The best part is after the event ends!
It is said that Shimura Danzo, that one-eyed old fox, stormed into the Third Hokage's office!

The noise was so loud that it could be heard clearly downstairs!
What?! A 12-year-old Hokage?! I absolutely refuse to accept that!

What nonsense about "Konoha's roots! Such childishness cannot be tolerated!"

What do you mean, "You'll regret this! Hiruzen! You're destroying your own Great Wall!!"

His words were so harsh and his emotions so out of control that he almost ripped the roof off the Hokage Building.

Why is Tsunade the popular choice?
The "Naruto option" was completely vetoed by this old guy named Shimura!
This old dog!

"Ah"

After becoming invincible, Naruto thought he was no longer easily fazed, but this incident still made him laugh in exasperation.

Tell Uchiha Rokutsubo that I want to eat fish.

First there was the Xiaoyao Wan incident, and now the Hokage position has been denied!

In any case, this Shimura Danzo must be arranged!
Leaning back on the bench with his legs crossed, Naruto stared blankly at his knees, his fingers tapping unconsciously.

Now that things have come to this, empty threats are useless; we need to analyze the situation logically.

The ironclad rule I learned from my past struggles is: failure is the mother of success, but you have to understand the "mother" clearly!

Summary of reasons for failure:

First, they are too young.

He's only 12 years old; he hasn't even had a chance to properly enjoy his ninja academy graduation certificate yet!

Throughout the ninja world, there have been instances of clans being wiped out at the age of 13!

But a 12-year-old's film? I've never seen one like it!
Konoha isn't facing a talent shortage or a lack of successors. There are at least a few, if not a huge number, capable of becoming Kage.

Second: The savior halo is not bright enough.

I just finished the Konoha Crush Project 1.0 instance, and I did show my face. But this little bit of sunshine! Konoha, this old tree, didn't feel it deeply enough, or leave an indelible mark on it!

Ideal script: He'll make a dazzling appearance and turn the tide when the entire village is plunged into dire straits, into the depths of despair, and everyone is crying out to the heavens, "Naruto Uzumaki! Where are you?"!

Wow. That scene, that script!
He'll definitely be crowned Shadow directly!

We can only look forward to the Konoha Crush Plan 2.0!

Third: The identity is not strong enough!
Just look at Tsunade's physical attributes—a truly top-tier family in the ninja world!

First Generation: Grandpa!

Second generation: Second grandfather!

Third generation: Master!
Fourth generation: Nephew/Grandmaster!
This lineage, this heritage, this identity—it's all too impressive!
She's practically Konoha's own princess with a maxed-out reputation buff!

Where is Naruto?

An orphan who fell from the sky like a rootless duckweed! At best, he's a wild, overpowered genius!

What about the relationship?
Master: The Three Legendary Sannin. They weren't even Kage.

Senior: The Fourth Hokage has finally been revealed.

This "grandfather/master" competition was completely ruined by whales (players who spend a lot of money)!
"Tsk," Naruto rubbed his slightly throbbing temples.

The first three paths (age-based score boosting, reputation-based score boosting, and networking) are either temporarily blocked or cannot be broken through in a short period of time.

Then we need to find another way, a strategic breakthrough!
Furthermore, the development of the Land of Grass cannot be neglected. Since we can't build Konoha, let's start by creating a new ninja village!

But since things have come to this, let's order some food first and then go to the dueling arena to check on our opponents.

Afternoon, at home.

Lying on his bed, Naruto gave Kurama a quick rub in the training space and then went straight into the dueling arena!
“You’ve been chosen as my first enemy—Danzo Shimura, the Acting Hokage.” Naruto’s icy gaze locked onto his opponent.

The old scoundrel opposite him was exactly the same as in the photo: one-eyed and sinister, with bandages wrapped around his arm, looking like a "loyal soul of Konoha" who had endured humiliation and hardship.

"Feelings breed hatred, and hatred leads to war!" Danzo repeated his predetermined lines like an AI.

hum!
Without saying a word, Naruto immediately unleashed a "Fire Release: Great Fire Annihilation"!
A raging torrent of flames instantly engulfed what lay ahead! This was his first punishment for Danzo, a consequence of both old and new grudges!

As the flames subsided, Naruto thought the game was over and was ready to start the next one, but the victory notification never appeared.

The chakra sensed something. Turning its head, it saw that the figure in the ruins was completely unharmed.
"?!"

Naruto's pupils contracted slightly, wondering if he had used a fake Fire Release technique.
In an instant, he noticed something amiss, his senses focusing on Danzo—the strange, intertwined Sharingan chakra that shouldn't have appeared at the same time, and the Wood Release's boundless life force, surging like an undercurrent, all appeared on him!

"How come this old bastard is simultaneously emitting Sharingan and Wood Release chakra fluctuations?"

Looking Danzo up and down, only his wrapped right arm and right eye were the most suspicious!
Four shuriken-shaped Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan appeared in his eyes. Naruto glared and activated the genjutsu.

Shila-

Almost the instant the genjutsu took effect, Naruto had already flashed behind Danzo, and the violent lightning sword he had gathered in his hand slashed down with precision, tearing through the air!

puff-

A flash of blood! The strange right arm fell to the ground.

pat!

Naruto used gravity to pull the severed arm into his hand, and then ripped it open—the white bandage was violently torn off.

The next second, his breathing stopped!
The blue eyes were fixed on the severed arm, on which ten scarlet Sharingan eyes with three tomoe were set in turn on the pale skin, like the malevolent eyes of hell opening, silently staring at him!
"Good guy!"

Naruto still remembered that half a month ago, he had complained that Danzo's arm might be covered in Sharingan eyes, just like Kakashi's.
Little did I know that my words would come true!
He glanced at Shimura Danzo, who was frozen in place, and his eyes were icy cold!
This action by Shimura Danzo has once again pushed the boundaries of his understanding.

Just like in my previous life, I never heard of Yoda's skin bank or how the two cats resold the organs of wounded soldiers.

This truly defies human conscience!

but
In this ninja world: Orochimaru murdered his teacher, Itachi Uchiha massacred his clan, Obito Uchiha murdered his teacher and destroyed his village. It seems that there are many such mentally ill people.
This world is dark! So dark!
We desperately need the golden sunlight to dispel the darkness!

Looking back at those Sharingan eyes covering his arms, he thought, "Tsk tsk tsk, Shimura Danzo! You old dog, looks like you made quite a bit of money on the night of the Uchiha massacre!"

Naruto initially thought he was a hero of Konoha because of his appearance, but it turns out he was a treacherous subject!

"Everything's fine!" Naruto's last bit of apprehension about being a "hero of Konoha" vanished!

In that case, the "funeral" can be arranged however you like!
This old dog, we won't feel guilty about what we do to him anymore.

(End of this chapter)