This Naruto is a player.

Chapter 84 Flying Thunder God: Have you heard my story?

Kakashi stepped out of the Hokage Building, his one eye seemingly filled with despair.

They actually gave him a position in the Jonin class.
Ugh, this is such a hassle.

However, as for Naruto's matter...
He waved the scroll in his hand: "Flying Thunder God: From Beginner to Tomb (with the Fourth Generation Academic Master's Notes Limited Edition)".

He's familiar with this stuff!

He spent years studying this scroll until he went bald, and finally realized a truth:
It's not my fault that I can't learn the Flying Thunder God Technique; it's a problem with the technique!
But Naruto?
That guy is such a genius, and with the added advantage of being the son of a fourth generation, he should be fine.

It's just a matter of time.

Golden retriever, blue eyes, and it can teleport like a rocket.
Kakashi felt as if the intense flashbacks of the Fourth Hokage were automatically playing before his eyes.

As for the fourth generation's other signature move, which is making dumplings?
For Naruto, in his own words: it's a piece of cake!
In a daze, Kakashi imagined Naruto as the Fourth Hokage again.

Could it be as Naruto said: "Make-Out Paradise" is really brain-taxing?

Watching too much of this can lead to spiritual emptiness? Even blue energy, no, even chakra, will become insufficient?
He was even constantly being urged by the kids to find a partner, and then they'd hand over their books to him for safekeeping!

Thinking about this, I can't help but feel sorry for Naruto's personality, which is quite worse than that of the Fourth Hokage.

If Naruto's personality weren't so awful, things would be better.

Well, I'm still young, let's talk about it later.

the other side.

Naruto followed closely behind, glancing at the whispering "duo" ahead, his eyes gradually growing suspicious.

What happened?
Has the Uchiha clan, this cold and stubborn holdout, really had its foundations loosened by the "green tea limited edition strategy" taught to Sakura?
Sasuke, oh Sasuke!
I didn't realize you were the epitome of a tsundere who said "disgusting" but actually got smitten.
However, this guy's mind is filled with nothing but "revenge, revenge, and more revenge," even more so than the Avengers.

Will things turn out well for the two of them?

Upon realizing this, Naruto, as the number one matchmaker in the ninja world, immediately pulled out his "For your own good" megaphone and shouted: "Sass! Go!"

He said earnestly, "Be nice to Sakura! Don't be like Takumi Fujiwara from the racing anime next door. His girlfriend's engine is about to blow up, but he's still thinking about cornering through the ditch!"
"Both a car and a wife are important, you know?"

Upon hearing this, Sakura's lips curled up wildly, and she desperately covered her mouth, making "pfft pfft" sounds as she tried to hold back her laughter—it was too hard to suppress it!

Although Sasuke didn't understand, he immediately activated his "low-pressure" mode, his face clouded over with flickering lightning:
"Do you want to try dying once?"

Naruto: Heh, I'm invincible, do as you please.

Do you understand why we're so arrogant? Aren't we afraid of getting beaten up?
Invincibility is our trump card!

"Let's talk."

Naruto changed the subject, "Which nook and cranny are you two planning to sell me to? This is practically a VIP spot in the hot spring district, isn't it?"

"Ta-da! Ta-da! ☆"

Suddenly, Sakura performed a 360° turn in front of the most luxurious restaurant on the street corner, spread her arms wide, and solemnly announced: "A big surprise—the newly crowned top luxury hot spring in Konoha's hot spring scene, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura's Hot Spring!"

Naruto: (⊙⊙)
He was momentarily stunned. "What kind of Frankenstein's monster aesthetic is this name? Wait! Who bought this place with such a bizarre name?!"

Sakura put her hands on her hips, suppressing a laugh, "Who else could it be? Our dear Sasuke-chan!"

Sasuke leaned against the wall with his arms crossed, not caring about Sakura's form of address, and nodded with a cold and noble air.

Naruto's boasting earlier proved true.

Real estate is supposed to be a perpetual hard currency, and so is value investing.
After returning from the Land of Waves, he bought this hot spring and planned to build Naruto's exclusive Bond Nest (crossed out) Partner Base.

It has appreciated by 10% so far.

Naruto was instantly petrified.
Is this the financial power of the rich second generation?
Then it suddenly dawned on him: "Wait a minute. You always said 'My house is quite big,' so it wasn't a slip of the tongue, you were actually a rich man showing off your wealth?"

This guy!!!
Naruto was incredibly envious.

He's just as rich, and his operations are equally extensive. His investment in the Land of Grass alone is a huge sum. Uzumaki Gou Dan is up to no good, throwing hundreds of millions of dollars around. He doesn't have the money to buy hot springs right now!
Moreover, as someone who appears to be penniless, he's even less suited for large-scale spending. Otherwise, if he were charged with possessing a huge amount of unexplained wealth, he would be in trouble—no, Konoha would be in trouble.

For the sake of Konoha's safety, he, Naruto Uzumaki, the rising sun of Konoha, has always adhered to a simple policy.

And look at Sasuke? That's quite a move.
no,

Starting today, we must show some respect to Uchiha Fu-ge.

That night.

The three of them soaked in the "Uchiha Supreme Bath," which was filled with ethereal fragrance enhanced by special flower petals.

Naruto felt incredibly refreshed, as if his soul had left his body from the steam. "Damn! If I had known the hot springs were this good, I would have stayed here every day and never left."

On the other side, Sakura happily paddled in the water: "Whoosh~ Finally, I don't have to squeeze into the women's bathhouse and watch the old ladies scrub my back!"

It's quiet at night.

Naruto, wrapped in a limited-edition hot spring dinosaur onesie, rolled into the center of the master bedroom bed.

Just as Naruto was about to play a fun and exciting game of Dou Dizhu with Kurama, he suddenly discovered that in reality, his left and right arms were suddenly subjected to a physical locking and restraining technique!

No need to look,
The scent of cherry blossoms, along with the same Uchiha Oyu scent on him, confirms they are undoubtedly teammates.

Recalling their whispered conversations during the day,
Sure enough, Sass has ill intentions!
Naruto was helpless. When he saw that the name of the hot spring had his "Naruto" at the beginning, he knew he was in trouble.

But he still shouted helplessly to express his attitude: "I knew it, you two 'Bonded Assassins'!"

In the darkness, Sasuke smirked: Plan in place.
The next day, Kakashi-sensei made a special trip to visit.

Faced with this "Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura's Soup" that comes with the "poverty limits imagination" buff, his Sharingan under his forehead almost crashed and restarted.

Lock your gaze on the sign for 3 seconds:
"This name...did Naruto buy it?"

"Hi~ Kakashi-san!" The three little ones popped out from the doorway.

"Teacher, please come in! Experience this 'Uchiha Exclusive Hot Spring SPA,' specially designed for chakra nobles! Guaranteed to be incredibly soothing!"

Soon, the three grown men were soaking in the steaming hot spring.

During this time, Naruto glanced sideways at Kakashi: "Tsk, that inverted triangle physique is quite enviable. But is Kakashi's mask even on his face?! He doesn't even take it off when he takes a bath?"
"Naruto,"

Kakashi's lazy voice, tinged with moisture, drifted over, "Do you know the Flying Thunder God Technique?"

Naruto: Huh?

Flying Thunder God?
Isn't this the first skill I bought after transmigrating?

He pretended to recall, "Uh, it seems to be the Fourth Hokage's 'whoosh' delivery technique where people disappear in an instant?"

Kakashi closed his eyes, enjoying the flowing water, and casually remarked, "Hmm, if I were to teach you this, how long do you estimate it would take you to learn it?"

how long?

Immediately? Or right away?
Or how about performing a one-second round trip between the hot spring, the Hokage Building, the ramen shop, and Papa's Burger on the spot?

Although he was having a lot of internal monologues, Naruto outwardly pretended to be deep in thought: "Kakashi-san, my learning speed actually depends on your progress in finding a partner!"

Kakashi's lazily closed eyelids suddenly opened a crack: Huh?

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