The Self-Cultivation of a Reborn Massage Therapist

Chapter 466 No Vomiting
uncle:"……"

Changshan Xiaolonglong: "..."

Netizens: “…”

Watched by thousands of netizens, Zhao Xiaochui sat by the stove and stuffed ten palm-sized sesame seed cakes into his stomach.

The old man watched in disbelief the whole time, occasionally handing him a bowl of water in concern, afraid he might choke.

Just then, a series of dazzling special effects suddenly exploded in the live stream room, with carnivals, rockets, castles... all kinds of rewards started flooding the screen!
The dazzling light and shadow even dazzled Zhao Xiaochui's eyes. He glanced at the screen sideways and frowned slightly.

He quickly swiped his finger across the screen a few times, decisively turning off the live stream's tipping function.

"Do you find it easy to make money?"

"Did it fall from the sky, or was it blown in by the wind?"

"If it were that easy, why are you all still here watching my live stream?"

"With this spare money, you should treat yourself to a chicken leg instead of acting like a big shot here!"

uncle:"……"

Changshan Xiaolonglong: "..."

Netizens: “…”

Little Hammer took the bowl from the old man, tilted his head back, and gulped it down in one go, wiping his mouth contentedly. Then, he let out a big yawn, a simple yet tired smile spreading across his face, and asked the old man:

"Sir, is there... anywhere to rest here?"

uncle:"……"

Changshan Xiaolonglong: "..."

Netizens: “…”

This combination of an insatiable appetite, shamelessness in freeloading, audacity in shutting down donations, and a sharp tongue that criticizes viewers for not being short of money—it completely overwhelmed the viewers in the live stream!
The comments section was delayed for three or four seconds before erupting like a volcano:

"Holy crap! This streamer is a monster!"

"Greedy, stingy, and arrogant—what kind of character is this?!"

"You turned off tipping and then started cursing? I want to spend money but I can't?!"

"Followed! Just for that 'challenging and taunting' attitude, I'm a fan!"

"I have a guess: this fat guy actually wanted to lose weight at first, and maybe he started livestreaming to find netizens to supervise him for free. But I didn't expect... he can really eat a ton!"

The number of viewers in the live stream began to surge, and the chat was filled with a cacophony of complaints and cheers, but everyone's eyes were glued to the screen.

This fat guy is too unpredictable; you can never guess what kind of ruthless trick he'll pull next!
New viewers were also a bit confused. In the video, Zhao Xiaochui was pushing a mountain bike that was almost stretched into a ball, with all sorts of luggage hanging on it. There were fried cake boxes tied to the back seat. These two had gotten it for free by using Changshan Xiaolonglong's name. There were also several bags of candied hawthorns stuffed in the bike basket... He was swaying and following a little girl into the village.

"Did this streamer flee famine or come here to buy goods?"

"Good heavens! I'm absolutely amazed! If you put two more wheels on this car, it could be used as a truck!"

Reaching the gate of a farmhouse, the little girl skipped and hopped inside first. Zhao Xiaochui, however, suddenly stopped at the gate, turned around, and pointed his phone camera at himself.

Zhao Xiaochui suddenly stopped at the courtyard gate, turned around, straightened his chubby face with a serious expression, cleared his throat, and began to imitate the standard rhetoric of a restaurant review influencer from his previous life in front of the camera:
"Hey guys! Let's summarize!"

"Thanks, Changshan Xiaolonglong." "So close, so beautiful, let's go to Beihe this weekend!"

"Beihe Province, Shijiazhuang City, Yuanshi County, Zhangye Village Market!"

"For all you bloggers who want to make video clips," he deliberately widened his eyes and leaned closer to the camera, "make sure you clearly label the addresses! Don't get them wrong!"

"Aren't the villagers hospitable? Isn't the food delicious?" He patted his round belly. "Look at my size, do I need to say more?"

After saying that, he made a move to turn off the live stream, but then suddenly seemed to remember the trending topic about Baiyangdian from his past life, abruptly pulled his hand back, and his expression instantly turned serious:

"Oh, right! Lastly, let me say something serious!"

"To ensure public safety, integrity wins the world!"

This is Zhao Xiaochui's way of giving back to the villagers' simple kindness. He doesn't dare to hope for a miracle like B Tai made Zibo famous two years later, but he'll be content as long as his clumsy shouts today can bring some return to these honest folks.

Zhao Xiaochui ended the live stream and went to sleep in the clean room of the young girl's house.

But the excitement he created didn't end when he fell asleep.

Changshan Xiaolonglong couldn't take the constant tagging from netizens anymore, so he made a phone call to the girl. Then, without Zhao Xiaochui's knowledge, a phone was secretly placed on the bedside table, the camera pointed directly at his face to film him!
Thousands of netizens flooded into Changshan Xiaolonglong's live stream room in an instant, and the chat was in an uproar:
"It's here! The moment of judgment!"

"Zoom in! Check if there are any marks around the pillow!"

I bet five cents that Fatty will definitely induce vomiting!

"Holy crap~ Is it asleep?"

"This is a damn pig!"

In the footage, Zhao Xiaochui was fast asleep, sprawled out on his back, with drool still hanging from the corner of his mouth. He hadn't even turned over, let alone vomited.

"..."

"Bro...I'll call you the King of Rice Buckets!"

"Ten baked buns, three bowls of soup, ten sesame seed cakes, and all that follows... Can you really digest that?!"

"I'm a fan now! This guy really eats! No gimmicks!"

Seeing that Zhao Xiaochui showed no signs of vomiting, the shy girl quietly took the phone away.

However, various live stream clips and funny GIFs about "Big Eater Fatty Brother" have begun to spread virally on short video platforms, and topics such as #RealEater# and #CyclingBloggerTurnsIntoFoodStreamer# have quietly gained popularity.

……

The next morning.

Sunlight streamed through the frosted windowpane onto his face, and amidst the occasional barking of dogs in the yard, Zhao Xiaochui slowly opened his eyes.

He stretched lazily on the warm earthen bed before getting dressed and getting up, feeling satisfied.

Feeling the heat, still lingering in Shijiazhuang, 20 kilometers away, Zhao Xiaochui took out Guo Fulai's phone, opened the Easy Travel mini-program, and logged in as a member of Zhen Pangzi.

Soon, the photo appeared in the background messages.

"it's him!"

(End of this chapter)