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How to kiss Xu Jie?

Hearing this, the fat man shuddered violently. He was only focused on reading the novel just now, begging Fang Mutian to update it every day, but he forgot about the bet with Fang Mutian back then.

Hate, there is endless ruthlessness in my heart.Not only the fat on Fatty's face was twitching, but his heart, liver, spleen and lungs were also twitching.When they were betting back then, seeing Fang Mutian's confident appearance, combined with his personality, they knew that betting with him would not end well. What kind of novels can be written with such a lame level?

But now it seems that I was fooled and cheated by this guy. He is simply a tiger who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger. Who would have thought that he really wrote a god-defying masterpiece, and he cheated everyone .

Why does he like digging holes so much?So good at digging holes, could it be that he was a tomb robber in his previous life?

what to do?what to do?How can I do?Kiss Xu Jie, how?He also said, what method should be used?Superficially?But in 10 minutes, how many times does it cost?French kiss?

At the thought of French kissing with Xu Jie, Fatty felt his stomach churning and felt an urge to vomit.

Fang Mutian smiled and said, "Have you thought about it? What method?"

The fat man cried and said, "Brother Tian, ​​can...can I just forget about it?"

"Forget it? Is my novel not good?" Fang Mutian looked at the fat man and said.

The fat man shook his head. If your novel is not good, then what are other novels in the literary world?

Fang Mutian smiled and said: "That's it. Since you admit that my novel is good, then you will lose. If you lose, then you can't forget it. Man, since you made a bet, you have to lose, fat man, Don't make me look down on you."

The fat man struggled for the last time, and said, "Then can we change the way of punishment?"

Fang Mutian shook his head and said, "No, I've never seen two big men kiss, that's all, there's no need to change it."

The fat man said: "Do you want to see two men kissing? It's easy. I'll find you a disc. The disc won't work? It's not as good as the live version? Then I'll find you two real people and let them watch you. I will perform in front of you."

"Nonono, I want to see you and Xu Jie's performance, I don't want to watch anything else, just accept your fate, Fatty." Fang Mutian laughed.Wasn't it arrogant and proud to laugh at me at the beginning?Regret it now?But no regrets about the medicine.

When the fat man heard the words, he was about to cry immediately. He knew that he and Xu Hooligan kissed each other.

Fang Mutian glanced at the fat man who was looking at him with a mournful face, pretended not to see him, and said, "Just think about it here, I'm going to eat first."

After finishing speaking, Fang Mutian stopped ignoring the fat man, got up and went to the restaurant.

Who will save me, Tathagata Buddha Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva Jade Emperor, where are you, come and help me.

Seeing Fang Mutian walk away, the fat man felt depressed, but at this moment, he had no choice but to accept his fate. He knew that it was impossible for Fang Mutian to let him go.

After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't come up with any coups. Even if he called Xu Jie, thinking about it alone, it would be better for two people to think together. Besides, he was in such pain, so he had to make Xu Hooligan suffer, right?Can't make him feel better.

"What? You said Brother Fang's novel is a masterpiece? He uploaded it? Did you read it? Fatty, did you read it right?" Xu Jie on the other end of the phone exclaimed immediately when he heard the fat man's words.

The fat man smiled bitterly and said, "If you don't believe it, you can read it yourself. The title of the book is "Shenkeng", the author is the name of our team, and 'Firefly' is Brother Tian."

Xu Jie couldn't sit still any longer, and hurriedly said, "Wait a minute, I'll go and see right away."

After a while, Xu Jie on the other side of the phone made an unbelievable voice, and said in disbelief: "How is it possible, how can this happen, it shouldn't be?"

At this moment, he was also dumbfounded. Looking at the computer screen, he was in a daze for a while, and was so shocked that he couldn't believe that the novel in front of him was written by Fang Mutian. He knew that even if Fang Mutian's writing level improved, it was impossible. Improving so rapidly, why did you really write a god-defying masterpiece?

Are you kidding me, is today April Fool's Day?

Xu Jie didn't believe it, but the facts were right in front of him, and there was no room for him not to believe it. The quality of a work can be judged from the description of the characters and scenes, the control of the scene, the grasp of the structure, etc., but Fang Mutian's This "God's Pit", no matter from which aspect you read it carefully, it is perfect to the extreme, without any flaws. If this is not a real masterpiece, what is it?

Xu Jie asked the fat man with a trembling voice: "Fatty man, did Brother Fang really write this?"

"What do you think?" Fatty didn't want to admit it, but it was the truth.

"What should I do?" Xu Jie asked worriedly. He knew that they had lost the bet with Fang Mutian, and now he was worried about how to face the consequences of losing.

Originally, there was still a little bit of luck in my heart, thinking that Fang Mutian could not write any good novels, but now I see how ridiculous my luck is.Not only did he write a novel, but he went against the sky as soon as he came.

"How do I know?" The fat man said angrily, "I begged him just now, but he rejected it very shamelessly."

Xu Jie fell silent immediately, did he really want to kiss the fat man?Thinking about it, he also had the urge to vomit.

"Do you really want to keep your promise? Fatty think of a way." Xu Jie was a little anxious, and kissed Fatty. It would be better to let him die.

The fat man said bitterly: "What can I do? I've already thought about what I should do, but Brother Tian just doesn't sell it. He really wants to see us perform for him."

Xu Jie didn't know what to do, and immediately said: "Looking for Xin'er, she is a grasshopper on the same rope as us, and she also made a bet with Brother Fang."

"Yes, yes, please contact her quickly and let her find a way. She was the one who encouraged us to bet with Brother Tian. If it wasn't for her, we wouldn't be fooled by Brother Tian." The fat man also said hastily.

When they first bet, they were indeed very vigilant and didn't want to bet with Fang Mutian, but under Liu Xiner's instigation and Fang Mutian's attractive conditions, they finally nodded to bet with Fang Mutian.

If he hadn't listened to Liu Xiner back then, and had held back in the face of the tempting conditions, would there be a tragedy in the world today?Both Fatty and Xu Jie regretted it, but there is no medicine for regret in this world, and now they have to do everything possible to prevent this tragedy from happening in the world.

"I'm going to contact Xin'er right now. Don't be in a daze. Think about other ideas. I don't want to kiss you fat man. Otherwise, my handsome and suave perfect image will be ruined." Xu Jie cried shouted.

"Don't be so narcissistic, do you think I want to kiss you?" the fat man said angrily. ***, it's this time, and you're still so narcissistic, you don't know if you can't wait, is the water flooding to your chin?

After hanging up the phone, the fat man sat on the sofa, staring at the computer screen, in a daze for a while, with a lot of thoughts in his heart, and he could pour out several pots of bitter water, he really regretted it.

After a long time, the fat man looked at the novel on the computer screen, as if he had thought of something, his eyes suddenly lit up, he quickly logged into his Zongheng account, and returned to the book review area of ​​the novel "Shenkeng". Blank, not a single book review.

After thinking about it, he immediately tapped on the keyboard frantically, leaving the first book review in the "Shenkeng" book review area.

How could you be such a noob?Why is it so rubbish?

After being appraised by Fat Master, this is a noob novel, rubbish to the extreme, not Fat Master, I am talking big, I have been in the literary world for so many years, and I have never encountered such an unbearable novel. Reading the title and introduction of the work is so arrogant, I thought What a shocking work, but when I clicked it in, it made me regret the death of the fat man. It turned out to be horse shit with a smooth surface, but it was full of chaff inside.

The fat man hereby solemnly warns everyone, don't click in out of curiosity, or you will hurt yourself, and you will regret it later.

alert!Be alert! ! !

Seeing the book review he left, the fat man breathed a sigh of relief, and muttered, "I hope that those who read the book will filter out this dead book when they see my book review."

Fatty knows that people who read novels usually read book reviews first to see how everyone evaluates the book. If the book reviews are not good, they will not read them. If the book reviews are good, they will click in to read them.He knew it was base and shameless, and it wasn't very useful, or even useful, but it was better than sitting here waiting to die, right?