I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 14 Mighty Pill = Marrow Cleansing Pill

The residential area, by the artificial lake.

Lu Ziqiao, who had managed to sneak in with great difficulty, was now eating and drinking for free.

He was holding it in his hand, but his eyes were still glued to it.

Searching for targets, cough cough, searching for business.

Lu Ziqiao's "power pills" business targets a wide range of people, regardless of age or gender.

Of course, it would be best if the woman was beautiful.

Just as Lu Ziqiao was feeling bored, his gaze suddenly locked onto a 'lonely' figure by the lake.

He had noticed the other person earlier, but there were two of them then.

The girl is gone, and only the boy is on the phone.

"Hehehe." Lu Ziqiao rubbed his hands together and stepped forward, his target was about to appear.

Lakeside.

The lake water rippled slightly, a few bubbles rose to the surface, and then there was no more movement.

Gu Yifan: "."
There was complete silence around me.

Gu Yifan turned around and stared at him with a deathly gaze.

Beside him, Lu Ziqiao still had a faint smile on his face, staring blankly at the lake.

Oh my god, he messed up the whole thing!

Startled by Gu Yifan's death stare, Lu Ziqiao took a step back and quickly said.

"Dude, buddy, don't be angry, I didn't mean it. How about this, I'll make it up to you. Look, that's a UFO!"

As he spoke, Lü Ziqiao planned to make a quick getaway before Gu Yifan could react.

But Gu Yifan easily reached out and grabbed fate by the back of the neck.

"Want to run?"

Ruined.
Finally, Lu Ziqiao turned around helplessly, his eyes darting around, and in the blink of an eye, his expression changed, and he pleaded pitifully.

"Dude, I'm broke and haven't eaten for days. I need to get some food. I have elderly parents and young children to support. Please, have mercy on me."

As he spoke, Lü Ziqiao even managed to squeeze out a few tears.

He was moved to tears, and his acting was superb.

"Oh? Really?"

What Lu Ziqiao didn't know was that his identity had already been exposed.

Gu Yifan recognized him at a glance, after all, this face had never been missing in all five seasons.

But recognizing it is one thing.

Gu Yifan could already imagine what his short-tempered older sister would look like when the phone was suddenly hung up on and she couldn't get through no matter what she tried.

Although he may not die now.

But that was bound to happen sooner or later; Gu Yifan had already come to that realization.

Therefore, he cannot die alone!
"You don't have money?" Gu Yifan asked with a smile.

"Yes, by the way, I also have a wife who suffers from a serious illness, cerebellar atrophy." Lu Ziqiao nodded sincerely.

His moral bottom line has always been nonexistent.

“Okay then.” Gu Yifan nodded.

Lu Ziqiao was overjoyed, "Can I go now?"

"Young people are so easy to fool! A few acts of pitifulness and they're all set!"

Gu Yifan smiled and shook his index finger, pointing to where his phone had died. "No, either you jump down and fish it out for me, or you pay for my phone."

The two looked at each other.

In the end, Lu Ziqiao gave up in frustration. He had thought he could find a sucker, but he didn't expect to be the one who got ripped off today. He automatically ignored the part about jumping down to get his phone.

Just kidding, Lu Xiaobu relies on his image to get by in the martial arts world. Jumping into a lake to retrieve a phone? Forget it.

"Alright, I'll give it back to you."

Gu Yifan took a step back, not worried about Lu Ziqiao escaping. Where could the other party run to in such a small place?
“But I really don’t have any money right now. How about I give you an IOU?” Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes and said.

"no."

Seeing that the young man in front of him was unmoved by either soft or hard tactics, Lü Ziqiao looked around and just happened to see the back of a priest in a black robe hurriedly clutching his stomach and running towards the community's public restroom. Ah, the opportunity has come!
"Got it, buddy. Come with me, I'll return it to you in a bit," Lu Ziqiao assured him, patting his chest.

Gu Yifan was curious about what Lu Ziqiao was up to, so he turned his head and glanced at the balcony, where he found Lin Wanyu chatting with someone.

"Let's go then, but if you dare to mess with me," Gu Yifan patted Lü Ziqiao's shoulder and whispered a few words in his ear. Lü Ziqiao listened, his eyes widening in shock as he looked up, "How do you know my name is Lü Ziqiao, and that I'm known in the martial arts world as Lü Xiaobu?"

He swore he had never seen this person before.

Could it be that he used to scam, cough cough, do business with them?
"I know a lot more. For example, you couldn't make it anywhere else, so you came here to swindle and cheat. Or, for example, you were being chased by a whole company of girls. Do you think they would be willing to pay money for information about you?"

Gu Yifan laughed without restraint.

Seeing this, Lu Ziqiao felt a chill in his heart. When did he reveal his secret?
As a result, Lu Ziqiao's original ulterior motives were immediately put to rest, and he quickly led Gu Yifan toward the restroom, testing the waters as he went.

"May I ask your name, brother? Have we met before? If I've done anything wrong in the past, please forgive me and let me apologize."

Lu Ziqiao's skin is thicker than a city wall.

They can switch between various personas at will without any embarrassment, and are even quite outgoing, easily becoming close with each other in just a few words.

Gu Yifan had witnessed it firsthand; Lu Ziqiao was indeed a shameless and ruthless man. No wonder he could ride his horse freely through the sea of ​​flowers without ever falling over.

With that kind of eloquence and shamelessness, he could have made a fortune as a car or real estate salesman long ago, but instead he's been swindling and cheating all along.

Lu Ziqiao kept talking and didn't notice the disappointed look on Gu Yifan's face.

"Strange, why isn't the system responding?"

Gu Yifan had thought that after meeting the main characters of Love Apartment, the system would give him some kind of mission, such as "catching a womanizer."

But nothing happened.

The community's public restroom.

"What are you doing here?" Gu Yifan asked, following behind Lü Ziqiao.

This is the first time I've ever seen someone pan for gold in a toilet.

"Shhh."

Lu Ziqiao gave him a look that said, "Watch my performance."

Gu Yifan put his hands in his pockets and tilted his head to look.

The priest, who had rushed into the toilet earlier, emerged from the stall clutching his stomach, leaning against the wall.

He looked utterly exhausted, both physically and mentally, as if his body was completely drained.

Lu Ziqiao reacted quickly, stepping forward to help the priest up. "Father, are you alright?"

"Thanks, young man."

The priest looked up gratefully and said, "It's nothing, I'm just getting old."

"There are still more good people than bad in this world."

But what is the price for the priest?

Soon, Gu Yifan witnessed firsthand how Lü Ziqiao could so easily fool someone.

After a few persuasive sales pitches, the priest willingly spent over nine hundred dollars to buy his worthless miracle pills.

It contains no nutrients whatsoever, but is packed with laxatives.

"What? A laxative? You...you've ruined me!" Without saying a word, the priest, who had swallowed the powerful pill, turned green upon hearing Lu Ziqiao's explanation.

Without bothering to argue with Lu Ziqiao, he turned around and rushed into the toilet.

What? Why didn't Gu Yifan stop it?

This is to teach the priest a lesson.

People who approach you unanimously aren't necessarily good people, but nine times out of ten they are bad people.

They were fooled by such a small trick.

In the future, people will be even more likely to be scammed when it comes to things like water purifiers, humidifiers, and free traditional Chinese medicine clinics.

"How about that? What did I tell you, buddy?" Lu Ziqiao grinned as he counted the banknotes in his hand, but before he could finish, Gu Yifan snatched them away.

Hey! That's me.

"Now it's time to pay for my phone." Gu Yifan glanced sideways at the dissatisfied Lu Ziqiao.

"have opinions?"

Lu Ziqiao reluctantly withdrew his hand, "Damn it, at least you should have waited until I finished counting."

Gu Yifan remained silent, picked up the "power pill" beside him, and was just about to ask Lu Ziqiao where the medicine came from and whether it was a counterfeit or substandard product.

I'm ready to call an ambulance for the priest; this 'ill-gotten money' will come in handy.

结果
[This is a bottle of high-grade Yellow-rank Marrow Cleansing Pill, which has a certain effect of cleansing and rejuvenating the bones and marrow! It is more suitable for beginners who are just starting to cultivate. However, there will be some side effects after taking it, which will subside after one hour.]

Gu Yifan: "???"

(End of this chapter)