I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 317 Miss Lin and Ms. Hu share a common hatred
Gu Yifan was really not willing.

The reason is simple: Su Weiwei is living with Nuolan now, which means she's missed out on a chance to get a large rebate.

This made Gu Yifan feel annoyed.

If I had known, I would have simply bought a few houses first and given them to Su Weiwei later, saying that the company would just rent them for her.

Or you could simply tell her directly that you plan to keep a mistress as a secret lover and ask her if she wants one.

Gu Yifan was 70% certain that Su Weiwei would not refuse.

But these things definitely can't be said out loud.

Gu Yifan thought for a moment, "I don't care, it just depends on whether you, as the hostess, can accept it."

Nuolan secretly observed Gu Yifan's expression.

She noticed that he wasn't very interested; in fact, he seemed hesitant and frowned.

Does this mean he doesn't want another person with him?
Nuolan blushed again at the word 'mistress,' and whether Gu Yifan's words meant the same thing as her was no longer important.

“Then, I’ll have Weiwei move in,” Nuolan said after thinking for a moment, “It’ll be more convenient for the two of us to live together.”

"Well, that's all for you now. Give me back the key." Nuolan smiled and held out her hand.

“Hey, aren’t there still empty rooms?” Gu Yifan shook his head firmly.

"Pfft." Nuolan chuckled, her head tilted in a smile, exuding charm.

"Just kidding. But are you... moving in?"

Nuolan asked the question seemingly casually, but she was still watching Gu Yifan's expression out of the corner of her eye.

Gu Yifan looked a little embarrassed. "Well, I might stay there for a few days occasionally."

After awkwardly finishing her statement, Nuolan's face showed disappointment.

"Never mind, I didn't say you absolutely had to move here." Nuolan said insincerely, pursing her lips. That Miss Lin was already regarded by Nuolan as her lifelong rival.

"That's perfect. With Weiwei by my side, I won't be lonely."

Nuolan stood up, walked to the dressing mirror, and tidied her slightly disheveled clothes.

She thought her eyes would become red and swollen, but to her surprise, there were no marks.

"But remember to come help us move next week. Weiwei and I will celebrate your birthday with you," Nuolan reminded her.

If her brother dares to make excuses, she'll teach him a lesson.

"No problem." Gu Yifan nodded.

Nolan was finally satisfied.

Gu Yifan slapped his forehead, remembering something else.

She brought a laptop bag, but it didn't contain a laptop.

"this is for you."

Gu Yifan placed a neatly bound stack of documents on the table.

"this is?"

Nuolan walked over curiously, picked it up and read the title aloud.

"The Voice of China?"

An apartment building with a bar downstairs.

As soon as Gu Yifan entered, he saw Chang Wei beating Laifu.

Oh no, it's Yifei who's tidying up Ziqiao.

Zi Qiao screamed repeatedly, but since there weren't many customers in the afternoon, and Gu Yifan and his group were regulars at the bar, the bartender didn't pay any attention to the scene.

"What happened?"

Gu Yifan walked to the bar, where Wan Yu happened to be, and asked her out of curiosity.

"Gu Yifan, you're back! How did it go? Did you manage to sponsor Teacher Zeng's show?" Lin Wanyu was engrossed in watching the excitement.

When Gu Yifan walked up to her, she realized that her boyfriend had returned and asked with a grin.

"Okay, it's all set. Teacher Zeng will introduce the one-person comic before the show starts, and she'll also read the script and have a quiz with prizes." Gu Yifan picked up Lin Wanyu's fruit tea, took a sip, and replied.

Zhanbo also came over, looking around, "Hey, where's Teacher Zeng? Why didn't she come back with you, Brother Gu?"

"He was kept after school by Lisa," Gu Yifan said with a smile, in a good mood.

"Tsk, poor Teacher Zeng." Zhanbo shook his head.

Gu Yifan gestured to Ziqiao, who was being lectured by Ms. Hu, and asked curiously, "What did Ziqiao do to offend Yifei this time?"

"Hehe, Ziqiao secretly sent a group message to all the girls he was flirting with, but it ended up on Feifei's phone and got caught."

Miss Lin said with schadenfreude.

"Just because of this?" Gu Yifan seemed thoughtful. Hmm, he should take this as a warning.

"of course not."

Lin Wanyu shook her head, glanced in Hu Yifei's direction, and, making sure that Hu Yifei was busy dealing with Ziqiao and had no time to notice this side, lowered her voice and said.

"Yifei also accidentally discovered that Ziqiao had saved her contact as: Deadly Female Demon, so..."

Miss Lin gave Gu Yifan a knowing look.

Zhanbo nodded, looking relieved. "After that, my sister searched everyone's phones and checked their contact names for her."

"Brother Gu, if you have any nicknames in your contacts, I suggest you change them as soon as possible, otherwise it will be troublesome."

Gu Yifan shook his head, "My contact name is pretty normal, it's just Yifei."

Giving nicknames to contacts is something that's long outdated for him.

Especially after WeChat came along, people mostly use names as nicknames, maybe with their occupation added at most.

"Wow, Gu Yifan, you're so bored!" Miss Lin exclaimed in shock, finally thinking of herself.

"What about my notes?"

Lin Wanyu looked at Gu Yifan expectantly, wondering if she would come up with a unique nickname for him.

“It’s Wanyu too.” Gu Yifan showed his contact list, which consisted entirely of names.

Of course, as the number of company contacts increased, Gu Yifan also adopted the method of adding occupational notes after the contact's name.

"Chopping is so boring."

Lin Wanyu silently moved her head away.

The neat and uniform list didn't even pique her interest enough to ask her to check Gu Yifan's phone.

She is unhappy.

Shouldn't she be the most special one?

"Childish." Gu Yifan rolled his eyes and muttered under his breath.

"No way." Lin Wanyu thought for a moment, why should she have such a simple nickname?

She turned her head again and tugged at Gu Yifan's arm, acting coquettishly.

"Gu Yifan, could you give him a nicer nickname?"

"For example?" Gu Yifan spread his hands, then looked at Zhanbo, "Zhanbo, what did you call your older sister in your contact list?"

"Well," Zhanbo hesitated for a moment, but still lowered his voice and said cautiously.

"Hung Hing Thirteen Sister"

"Pfft." Gu Yifan chuckled.

Even though I already knew, the thought that Ms. Hu's own younger brother would make such a fuss about her still felt a little funny.

"Gu Yifan!!!"

Seeing that Gu Yifan ignored her legitimate demands as his girlfriend, Lin Wanyu realized that Gu Yifan was ignoring her.

She angrily grabbed Gu Yifan's cheek with her little hands and straightened him up.

"You bastard! Look me in the eye! (Tongue clicks)"

"Stop fooling around, it'll get bigger."

Gu Yifan answered, his voice slightly altered by the way his face was being pinched.

"Hehe." Lin Wanyu found it interesting instead.

Gu Yifan's face felt so good, so smooth, like kneaded dough.

Instead of stopping, she became addicted to it, kneading Gu Yifan's face like dough.

Finally, he even gave Gu Yifan a kiss on the lips.

"I want it! I want it! I want it!"

Zhanbo glanced enviously at Wanyu, who was leaning half her body against Gu Yifan's chest.

This dog food came out of nowhere!

Zhanbo made up his mind that he should also put his relationship with Moran on the agenda as soon as possible.

When Gu Yifan finally gave in to the childish Miss Lin's insistence, he reluctantly agreed to change her contact name separately.

Lin Wanyu immediately began to consider a name.

"Do you think 'Wanyu's Little Darling' is better, or 'My Little Angel'?"

Gu Yifan: "Ugh!"

Seeing that Gu Yifan made no attempt to hide his disdain, Lin Wanyu blushed and angrily raised her fist to threaten him.

"Puke again!"

"What's wrong?" Gu Yifan asked dismissively.

Threaten him?
Hmph, he's not afraid of threats at all, especially weak and powerless threats like those from Miss Lin.

Lin Wanyu's eyes darted around, she winked mischievously, and said coquettishly with her hands on her hips.

"Then you think of one for them. If it sounds better than what I came up with, then I'll forgive you."

Gu Yifan remained expressionless, stammering, "Well, I think..."

"Mmm." Lin Wanyu looked at him expectantly.

"Wanyu is not bad."

Miss Lin bared her teeth and brandished her claws, ready to fight Gu Yifan to the death.

At this moment, Ms. Hu had finished cleaning up the chicken and returned.

"Oh, you're back? How much sponsorship fee did that bastard Zeng Xiaoxian ask for?"

Hu Yifei spotted Gu Yifan at a glance and asked him, while speaking up for him.

"Zeng Xiaoxian has the nerve to ask for money. His lousy show even needs your sponsorship."

"It was just a small favor, and besides, it might even be quite effective," Gu Yifan replied when he had a spare moment.

"Then Miss Wanyu, is this alright?" Gu Yifan said, then turned and placed a hand on Lin Daiyu's fair forehead.

"This... um, that works too!"

Lin Wanyu thought about it for a moment, and found it surprisingly easy to pronounce and even somewhat endearing, so she stopped being angry and nodded with a smile.

"This one will do, Miss Wanyu! I'll add a note to it for you."

"What are you doing?" Hu Yifei asked curiously.

When Ms. Hu learned from her younger brother that it was after they started using a pet name, she felt a little jealous.

From her sparkling eyes, you could tell three words: 'I want it too!'
At this moment, Lü Ziqiao walked over, looking timid and listless.

"Ouch. I think my arm is going to break again." "Hmm?" Hu Yifei suddenly turned her head and looked at him, a cold glint in her eyes.

If you can't get angry at Lin Wanyu, then find another outlet for your anger!
Hu Yifei cracked her knuckles, making a snapping sound, and gave a forced smile.

"What do you think? I'll tell you what I think!"

"Lu Ziqiao, Lu Ziqiao, you've only been behaving yourself for a few days, and you're already sending mass messages to pick up girls again. I think I really need to teach you a lesson!"

"Today, I, Hu Yifei, will act on behalf of Heaven and punish you severely."

Lu Ziqiao shuddered, his face filled with fear, and he was about to flee in panic.

Perhaps he was just lucky.

An uncertain call saved him.

"Yifei?!"

The group turned to look.

As soon as I entered the bar, a hot and beautiful woman heard the noise and looked over.

Ms. Hu's attention was diverted. She turned her head and saw the beautiful woman whose chest looked like it was stuffed with a ball. Her expression immediately changed to surprise, and she said uncertainly.

"Are you... Xiao Bo?"

The next second, the two women emitted a sharp, explosive sound that could shatter glass.

"what!!!"

"It's really you!"

"Xiao Bo~ It's been a long time!"

The two girls hugged each other and jumped around.

Gu Yifan remained calm and glanced at his old classmate Yifei.

Hmm, it's too bright, a bit dazzling.

Ziqiao and Zhanbo were restrained by the screams, as if they had been punched by an invisible fist, leaving them dizzy and disoriented, and it took them a long time to come to their senses.

"Who is she?" Lin Wanyu asked curiously.

Zhanbo frowned, patted his head, and glanced in the direction of his older sister upon hearing this.

"Oh, I think she's my sister's former classmate. She seems to know Sister Yu Mo too."

Lu Ziqiao was dazzled by the other party's blinding headlights.

"I couldn't take my eyes off it and exclaimed in amazement."

"Zhanbo, your older sister's classmates are all pretty high-caliber!"

"Small? Not small at all, not small at all~"

As he spoke, Lü Yiji shook his head.

"Look where you're looking, Ziqiao." Miss Lin said irritably, giving Ziqiao a light kick. "Watch out, Yifei might beat you up!"

Lu Ziqiao reluctantly withdrew his gaze, chuckling awkwardly, "I was just admiring it, admiring it."

Lin Wanyu scoffed, curling her lip. Men are all animals that think with their lower bodies!

Unlike her, she already has the most perfect boyfriend in the world!
While keeping an eye on Gu Yifan's gaze, Miss Lin sat up straight and deliberately puffed out her chest.

"I should say that the girls Feifei knows are all of very high quality! Gu Yifan, don't you agree?"

"This is it."

Gu Yifan remained silent. Seeing Lin Wanyu's expectant gaze, he felt too embarrassed to lie through his teeth.

Although Miss Lin shows signs of secondary puberty, she is far inferior to Yifei's exceptional talent.

“Yes, Wanyu, you still have room for growth, but she’s on a downward spiral,” Gu Yifan replied.

"Pah!" Miss Lin blushed.

She can now hear these obscure metaphors, but her eyes widen in disbelief.

"Great, Gu Yifan! You did see it, didn't you!"

Lin Wanyu was furious. She grabbed Gu Yifan by the collar, pressed her pretty face close to his, and looked at him with a disappointed expression.

"Don't be fooled by her appearance, I guarantee it! She definitely paid for it!"

"Yes, yes, yes." Gu Yifan shrugged, without refuting.

At this moment, the situation that Miss Lin least wanted to see occurred.

Ms. Hu led Xiao Bo over.

Ziqiao couldn't help but look over again.

Since we're walking with a bouncy gait, and the scenery is right in front of us, wouldn't it be impolite not to appreciate it?

Even if Yifei beats him to death, he still wants to take a few more glances before he dies.

Lu Ziqiao: Tsk~ To die under a peony is to be romantic even as a ghost.

"Xiao Bo, let me introduce you. This is my younger brother, Zhanbo. You've met him before."

Ms. Hu was in a good mood after running into an old classmate, and said with a smile.

"Zhanbo, you've grown so much! You're such a great young man!" Xiaobo exclaimed in surprise.

Zhanbo nodded shyly.

Ms. Hu looked at Lin Wanyu again, but before she could speak, Ziqiao stepped forward with a fearless spirit.

"Hello beautiful lady, it's an honor to meet you. My name is Lü Xiaobu."

Hu Yifei's face immediately darkened, her eyes flashing with cold light, and she mouthed to Lü Ziqiao, "Are you looking for death!"

Ignoring Hu Yifei's threats, Lu Ziqiao continued to stare at Xiao Bo with lustful eyes.

It seems this guy's skills have declined?

Gu Yifan glanced at Zi Qiao and said, "Hey, you're practically drooling. Control yourself, control yourself."

In short, Xiao Bo also noticed Lu Ziqiao's scheming look, and simply shook hands with him lightly.

Before Lu Ziqiao could even feel the delicate smoothness of her jade-like hand, he immediately pulled it back.

At the same time, Xiao Bo fixed his gaze on Gu Yifan, who remained silent.

I only glanced at it once, but I couldn't take my eyes off it.

I've seen that look in your eyes!
Xiao Bo: This man is my type!

She hadn't seen such a handsome guy in a long time.

He's not the effeminate pretty boy type.

Instead, he's the kind of puppy that gives you a warm, cozy feeling in the sunlight.

This left Xiaobo, who had been divorced for three years and whose child was six months old, in a period of being single.

I immediately felt a flutter in my heart.

"Is this also one of your friends, Yifei?"

Xiao Bo smiled shyly, her eyes fixed intently on Gu Yifan, and extended her hand, saying, "Hello~"

Now, the difference in skill is immediately apparent.

Seeing that Xiao Bo's eyes were almost drooling, Lu Ziqiao felt a pang of sadness.

"I knew it! I knew it!!! Where Gu Yifan is, no beautiful woman will even glance at other men!"

Police sirens blared in Lin Wanyu's mind!

The passive skill "Another seductive and scheming woman has her eye on my boyfriend" was triggered.

Seeing that Xiao Bo was flirting with Gu Yifan right in front of her, Miss Lin almost laughed in anger.

Uncle can tolerate it, but Aunt can't!

Lin Wanyu intervened directly.

She shielded Gu Yifan behind her, much like a mother hen protecting her chicks.

A forced, insincere smile was on his face.

"Hello, sister. My name is Lin Wanyu. I'm Feifei's friend. My boyfriend has a severe case of mysophobia and can't shake hands with people. I'm so sorry."

Gu Yifan: "."

When did he become a germaphobe? Oh well, let Miss Lin be.

He does have a bit of a fastidious nature; at least Xiao Bo looks like a female player, someone who's skilled and adept at playing the field.

Gu Yifan had always kept his distance from him.

Even shaking her hand feels like being taken advantage of.

Boys need to protect themselves when they're out; there are too many bad women eyeing them.

Xiao Bo was drawn to Lin Wanyu, who stepped forward.

She first glanced at Lin Wanyu's delicate, bouncy cheeks.

Lin Wanyu, who is still young and has been nourished by spiritual energy, has skin that is more delicate and radiant than Xiao Bo, who is already a mother.

Her looks and demeanor far surpass hers.

This made Xiao Bo feel somewhat embarrassed, so he nodded and said something awkwardly.

Hello, little sister.

He secretly complained.

What kind of germophobia is this? It's probably just your possessiveness.

You little brat, how come you're so caring like your older sister? Such an excellent young man should be shared, not kept by one person!
But then, Xiao Bo's eyes lit up with joy, as if he had discovered something.

No, there's one more place.

This little girl is far inferior to her.

But for men, it is even more important than appearance.

That is, body shape!

Xiao Bo straightened his chest nonchalantly, looking at Lin Wanyu, who made no attempt to hide her hostility, with a half-smile.

Little sister, this is a natural advantage!

"you!"

Lin Wanyu was furious. How could she not see the hint of mockery and pride in Xiao Bo's eyes?

For the first time, the strong-willed Miss Lin felt a little inferior.

Fortunately, Ms. Hu sensed that things were not going well and subtly separated the two of them.

She actually hated the way her old classmate looked at Gu Yifan; it was as if he wanted to devour him alive.

Now Hu Yifei and Miss Lin felt the same way and shared the same hatred!
The initial joy of bumping into an old classmate vanished, replaced by intense wariness!
"Xiao Bo, let's go over and talk."

"No, I'm in a hurry to get home. Maybe next time."

Xiao Bo also realized that she wouldn't get anything out of staying here, but before leaving, she gave Gu Yifan a meaningful look.

She wouldn't give up on such a charming man so easily.

The two were talking as they walked.

"Yifei, you have no idea how exhausted I am carrying around these two burdens every day."

Lin Wanyu has a dark complexion, so what if she has a good figure? Having a good figure doesn't make you special!
It is not known whether it is true or not.

She also had a feeling that this woman wouldn't give up so easily.
(End of this chapter)