I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 320 The Real and Fake Xiaoxian: Getting Kidnapped! The Boss's Level is Above Mine

A series of clanging and clattering sounds came from the private room.

"Sir, what's wrong?" asked a waiter from Xiao Nan Guo as he rushed in.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was lying on the ground and looked like he was on the verge of death, was startled.

I almost pulled out my phone to call the police.

Fortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was lying on the ground, heard that the police were going to be called and quickly jumped up from the ground.

"Wait a minute!"

"It's a misunderstanding. It's all a misunderstanding!"

Despite the strange looks from the waiter, Zeng Xiaoxian forced himself to explain that he was just joking.

"I was the one who was violated by that devil Hu Yifei, yet I still have to stand up and explain. Waaaaah!"

After the waiter left, still somewhat skeptical...

Zeng Xiaoxian looked dejected and sighed.

The waiter must have thought he was mentally ill.

Damn it, if I wasn't worried about it getting out, it would be too embarrassing.

He's a radio host, about to become a TV presenter, and he got beaten up. Where does that leave his pride?

He won't get up until he's squeezed Hu Yifei dry.

As soon as the door closed, everyone burst into laughter.

Each one of them mimicked the words of the waitress perfectly.

Mika: "Sir, the ground is cold. I suggest you don't lie down."

"Pfft, hahaha." Ziqiao and Zhanbo laughed so hard they were doubled over.
"Congratulations, you've gained another fan."

"Teacher Zeng, that embarrassing thing you did will probably stay with that girl for the rest of her life," Gu Yifan said jokingly as he stepped forward and brushed the dust off Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned pale and then purple, and he looked at the tomboy next to Gu Yifan who was practicing her martial arts with hostility.

"Whose fault is this?"

"Um?!"

Hu Yifei gave a cold snort, and Zeng Xiaoxian shuddered, turning his head away, not daring to look at her.

"Useless!" Ms. Hu rolled her eyes. The more she looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, the more she felt that he was such a grown man, yet he couldn't do anything right.

Let's not even talk about comparing ourselves to Gu Yifan, we should at least try to be more respectable, right?

On the one hand, Ms. Hu was glad that she had fallen for Gu Yifan, but on the other hand, she was very disappointed in Zeng Xiaoxian, who was 'cowardly as a mouse'.

Zeng Xiaoxian: Me, a coward?

"That's utter nonsense!"

"In the entire apartment building, who isn't afraid of Hu Yifei? Who isn't forced to submit to her iron fist?"

"Only someone as monstrous as Gu Yifan would be unafraid of her."

"This is what happens when you act like a jerk! Gu Yifan, ignore him and eat!" Ms. Hu rolled her eyes dismissively.

"Don't worry, Teacher Zeng. After all, you're not the only one who embarrassed yourself," Gu Yifan said in a low voice.

Teacher Zeng was still good at comforting herself, "Yes, it's not just me, you will also be pointed at and talked about next time you come to eat."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt much better after that.

But Gu Yifan's expression was strange. He pointed to Gao Jian, who was smiling subtly to the side, and explained.

"I mean, thanks to you, Teacher Zeng, Gao Jian won't be able to come to Xiao Nan Guo for dinner next time."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "."

The farce has passed.

Zeng Xiaoxian channeled his grief and anger into his appetite.

"Hu Yifei... well, she's the biggest stumbling block in my life, ugh!"

"A demon! She's a demon!"

"Almighty God, I offer this giant pork knuckle to you, please... send an angel down to subdue the demon and save your lambs!!!"

Teacher Zeng vented all her grievances on her elbow.

They saw the braised pork knuckle as the wicked Hu Yifei and the soup dumplings as the crowd cheering on the sidelines.

Eliminate them, eliminate them, eliminate them all!
Gu Yifan, who originally thought he would have an endless supply of food, had all of it devoured by Teacher Zeng.

Gao Jian watched in stunned silence.

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian's greatly increased appetite, he lowered his head and pressed his stomach, revealing a relieved expression.

Thankfully, his abs are still there.

"Teacher Zeng, eat slowly, don't choke. There's more if you're not full," Gu Yifan reminded Zeng Xiaoxian.

It seems like Teacher Zeng could also switch careers and become a food vlogger.
After everyone finished eating, the gathering dispersed.

They each sought out their own nightlife.

Ziqiao and Gaojian put their arms around each other's shoulders and headed to the bar to show off their skills.

Facing Lü Ziqiao, who seemed somewhat smug.

Ms. Hu woke Ziqiao up immediately with just a few cracking sounds from his knuckles as he clenched his fists.

"I'm just taking Zhanbo to broaden his horizons, we're definitely not going to do anything," Ziqiao stammered, using Zhanbo as a shield.

Zhanbo looked reluctant.

But Ms. Hu felt that her younger brother should also "broaden his horizons," so she surprisingly agreed.

Meijia also insisted on coming along, but Lu Ziqiao resolutely refused.

Just kidding, who brings a burden when they're picking up girls?

Given Meijia's wild and outrageous personality, if she goes off to cause trouble, she might just disappear without a trace.

Lu Ziqiao, however, had ill intentions and insisted on dragging Zeng Xiaoxian along.

Teacher Zeng replied with little enthusiasm, "I won't go. My guest on tomorrow's program is a beautiful and famous reporter."

"A famous courtesan?" Lu Ziqiao gasped.

“.者”.

Zeng Xiaoxian gave a forced smile and shoved Ziqiao's forehead away.

"So I have to go back and prepare. I don't have time to mess around with you guys."

“Hey, how can you call that nonsense, Teacher Zeng?”

"Tomorrow night is too far off—you can prepare tomorrow afternoon."

Lu Ziqiao pulled Zeng Xiaoxian back again.

"But if you miss this solo trip for boys, you'll never have another chance!"

Zeng Xiaoxian tilted his head and thought for a moment, and it seemed that there was no loss.

"so?"

“Teacher Zeng, you don’t want to see Gao Jian steal the spotlight, do you?” Lu Ziqiao pulled out his trump card and said in a low voice.

Zeng Xiaoxian was moved by these words and finally agreed.

Guan Gu originally didn't want to go.

Lu Ziqiao's words froze him: "Guan Gu, you're not afraid of losing face in front of girls, are you?"

One kill!

"Tonight is a real man's night!"

Two kills!

"If you're scared, that's okay. Go hang out with the girls. We don't discriminate against you."

Three kills!

"Go back and take a bath, put on a face mask, and watch a melodramatic TV show in bed."

Quadra kill, penta kill!

Before Lu Ziqiao could finish speaking...

"Damn it! I'll go with you guys, okay?"

And so, with Lu Ziqiao's victorious smile, Guan Gu was also pulled onto the 'pirate ship'.

Now only Gu Yifan is left.

"Old Gu, are you sure you don't want to come with us?"

Lu Ziqiao then asked Gu Yifan again, not because he wanted Gu Yifan to come along.

If Gu Yifan really agrees.

Then their plans for tonight's "fun-seeking operation" can basically be declared a bust.

Because all those beautiful women's eyes will only be focused on Gu Yifan.

For other things, there might be a meal replacement, or a secondary option.

That's not true.

Even if Gu Yifan didn't do it on purpose, he would still steal the spotlight from everyone else.

With him, this bright jewel, around, Ziqiao and the others seemed even more lackluster.

However, Lu Ziqiao knew that Gu Yifan disliked noisy occasions, and given the mixed nature of nightclubs, he had never accepted his invitations.

That's why I asked the question out of feigned concern; otherwise, it would have been too obvious that I was targeting them.

Gu Yifan saw through Lu Ziqiao's little scheme, and curled his lips, thinking, "Are you so sure he won't accept the invitation?"
He was determined to scare Ziqiao.

Gu Yifan hesitated deliberately for a moment, "Well..."

"How about going and taking a look?"

Upon hearing this, Lü Ziqiao's eyes widened in surprise, filled with shock and bewilderment at being betrayed.

Dude, you weren't like this before!

Does this count as shooting yourself in the foot?
No, no, he has to think of a way.

Otherwise, his attempt to seduce women, no, to have fun tonight would be completely ruined!
Lu Ziqiao didn't want to ruin a wonderful night.

Especially when Gao Jian is generous and pays for everything.

"What, you're not welcoming me?" Gu Yifan noticed Zi Qiao's unpredictable expression, a smile playing on his lips as he deliberately asked.

"Cough cough, how could that be?"

Lu Ziqiao said with a dry laugh.

Gu Yifan pursed his lips, "Keep pretending."

A brilliant idea flashed through Lü Ziqiao's mind!
Lu Ziqiao, feigning shock, deliberately said...

"Of course you're welcome, hehe. With Lao Gu here, we definitely won't have to worry about pretty girls hitting on us."

Hear the words.

Miss Lin, who hadn't initially tried to stop them and was even eager to try herself, suddenly trembled, and her beautiful eyes instinctively flashed with vigilance.

A beautiful woman hits on me?

This made Miss Lin think of Xiao Bo for no reason.

After she stepped forward to declare herself the mistress of the house, she still looked at Gu Yifan with a covetous expression.

They didn't take her seriously at all.

That's true, who would eat steamed buns as dry food? Only soft, white steamed buns can fill your stomach.

Miss Lin thought again: The girls in noisy bars are said to be very open-minded, completely different from those who just drink in quiet bars.

If Gu Yifan went, wouldn't he become the Tang Monk's flesh in the eyes of those vixens, who would be eager to pounce on him and take a bite?

Thinking of this, Lin Wanyu suddenly became reluctant for Gu Yifan to go. "Ziqiao, there are a lot of beautiful girls in the bar, aren't there?" Lin Wanyu asked, feigning innocence.

Seeing that Miss Lin had taken the bait, Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up with joy, and he spoke without hesitation.

"Of course there are many!"

"And they're all dressed less and less, have hotter figures, and more passionate personalities than the last!"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up with excitement.

Then he should go and see for himself—no, criticize—this kind of extravagant and sinful place.

"If you go, Wanyu, you'd better keep a close eye on your Yifan; he's definitely a hot commodity," Lu Ziqiao said hypocritically.

"No, tsk, I guess you'll have a hard time by yourself, Wanyu, but it's okay, you still have me and Brother Gaojian to protect you."

Lu Ziqiao patted his chest with a righteous air.

"I guarantee I'll keep all those women at least three meters away from Gu Yifan!"

The more Ziqiao smiled, the more...

corresponding.

The smiles on the faces of Miss Lin, along with Ms. Hu and Miss Qin, became less frequent.

It's understandable that Lin Wanyu and Hu Yifei are angry, but what about Miss Qin?

Qin Yumo: Gu Yifan has such a sunny and pure personality. If he gets seduced by those vixens, he'll be tainted, tainted!
She couldn't just stand by and watch Gu Yifan fall into the abyss.

Of course, only Qin Yumo herself knew how much jealousy she felt.

At least in Love Apartment, Gu Yifan, this 'fat piece of meat,' is still kept in the pot.

As expected, things progressed exactly as Lü Ziqiao had predicted.

Lin Wanyu and Hu Yifei started bombarding Gu Yifan with questions.

Miss Lin: Gu Yifan~ Please don't go, okay? I'm staying at the apartment with you.

Hu Yifei: As a counselor, I have the obligation and responsibility to prevent students from going to those kinds of inappropriate places. You are not allowed to go!
Gu Yifan: You, Lu Ziqiao, are you trying to use someone else to devour another? Fine, I underestimated you.

Gao Jian watched from the sidelines, finding it strange.

The so-called authorities are confused, but bystanders know clearly.

Everyone is used to Yifei and Gu Yifan having a good relationship.

Even Zhanbo himself admitted that if he could choose a younger brother again, his older sister would probably choose Gu Yifan without hesitation.

In this situation, no one thought there was anything wrong with Hu Yifei's closeness to Gu Yifan that went beyond friendship.

But a brilliant insight is different.

He narrowed his eyes, looking at the two women who were either holding onto or pulling Gu Yifan's arms.

Looking at both sides again, the difference is clear!

His side was all boys, while Gu Yifan was surrounded by beautiful girls.

They were all girls, each one prettier and more beautiful than the last.

A bold idea popped into Gao Jian's mind, making him gasp.

Could it be that the boss has far-reaching ambitions?

Gao Jian's gaze toward Gu Yifan gradually softened, revealing a growing sense of admiration.

The most powerful hunters usually appear as harmless prey.

However, a wise person doesn't say anything even if things are really as he thinks.

Then his boss is even more cunning than him!
As a subordinate, you must keep your mouth shut tight; that's the way to survive.

Gu Yifan was unaware that his image as a wise and powerful boss in Gao Jian's mind had quietly undergone some changes.

He was overwhelmed and tried to deal with the two women, saying, "Fine, fine, I won't go. I'll go back to my apartment and keep you company, okay?"

Miss Lin beamed with a triumphant smile, "Fanfan, you're so kind~"

A hint of shyness appeared in her eyes. "Tonight, I'll reward you."

"Ow!!!"

Several boys let out excited howls.

Ms. Hu was also satisfied with Gu Yifan's pragmatism. She glanced at Zhanbo standing next to Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, I'm giving you a task: keep an eye on Zhanbo, understand?"

"If anything goes wrong, you'll have to answer to me with your head!"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded subconsciously, but he quickly realized what he meant.

No, Zhanbo is an adult, why should he be looked after like a child?

But Zeng Xiaoxian wisely kept quiet.

The crowd split into two groups.

Gu Yifan walked towards the apartment with a group of beautiful women around him.

Lu Ziqiao and Gao Jian took separate taxis.

We plan to meet at the car rental company first and rent a stretch Lincoln.

Zhanbo was curious why they needed to rent a car; they could have just taken a taxi.

Lu Ziqiao told him to ask fewer questions and observe more.

"Driving a stretch Lincoln, picking up the pretty girls from the Shanghai Dramatic Arts Institute, and then going to a bar for a lively time—that's how the rich play."

Zeng Xiaoxian was completely fooled by the wonderful scene described by Lu Ziqiao.

In the taxi.

Gao Jian and Zi Qiao rode in a taxi alone.

"Brother Gaojian, shall we split the expenses tonight?" Lu Ziqiao asked tentatively.

Sure enough, Gao Jian immediately waved his hand.

"What? Are you looking down on my brilliant ideas?"

"Although I don't consider myself a rich person, I still have this much money."

After all, these people are all friends of the boss. You might need to get to know them someday.

Gao Jian is never stingy when it comes to spending money where it's needed.

Lu Ziqiao chuckled and said without any politeness, "Then I'll gladly accept your offer, brother."

"By the way, there's something I wanted to ask you, Brother Ziqiao," Gao Jian said, seizing the opportunity.

"Whatever it is, as long as I know it, I'll tell you everything!" Lu Ziqiao patted his chest.

Taking the opportunity, Gao Jian asked, "I'd like to ask, is the girlfriend next to the boss someone you just met?"

"You mean Wanyu?" Lu Ziqiao understood, his eyes darting around, realizing this was his chance to repay a favor.

Faced with insightful and humble advice, Lü Ziqiao's old habit of acting as a teacher resurfaced.

"Brother Gao, you've come to the right person!"

"I witnessed Lao Gu and Wan Yu's happiness firsthand."

"Come, come, let me tell you a secret."

Seeing Lu Ziqiao's mysterious expression, Gao Jian raised an eyebrow and curiously leaned closer to listen.

"Do you know how powerful your boss's wife is?"

As Lu Ziqiao whispered, Gao Jian's mouth gradually opened, his shock evident in his eyes.

A moment later, Lü Ziqiao moved it away a bit.

With a smug smile on his face, he patted Gao Jian, who was still in shock, on the shoulder.

"And just like that, Yifan stole the heart of the most beautiful rich girl in our apartment building."

As he spoke, Lü Ziqiao leaned back in his seat, looking out the car window at the bright lights and bustling city life.

With a sense of vicissitude, a long and winding road.

"But now that I look at it, the two are indeed a good match."

"Brother Gao, listen to me. Follow Old Gu, and your future will be limitless!"

Lu Ziqiao's words were absolutely heartfelt.

Sometimes, when he compared himself to Gu Yifan, he felt that he was six or seven years older than Gu Yifan and had wasted his life.

Sometimes, the right choice is more important than hard work!

Gao Jian was stunned for a moment, then realized what was happening, and a different look appeared in his eyes. He sincerely thanked him.

"Brother Ziqiao, thank you for answering my questions."

"Oh, it's nothing, we're brothers, aren't we?" Lu Ziqiao smiled slyly.

Gao Jian nodded solemnly, "That's right, best buddies who're inseparable!"

The two exchanged a smile, which, in the flickering light, carried a hint of wickedness.

This news is extremely important.

Gao Jian thought that his boss was so young, yet he had already reached the pinnacle of his life and was already a powerful figure.

Who knew that the beautiful and innocent-looking girl next to the boss was the real bombshell!
Wow, a rich heiress?
Gao Jian's heart suddenly raced, and he felt that his future, which had been somewhat shrouded in mist, was becoming clearer and clearer.

Cling tightly to your boss's leg, make sure you hold on tight!

Next, Gao Jian humbly asked Zi Qiao about the identity of the person beside Gu Yifan.

[You have spent money on both Fairy Lin and Master Hu, thus qualifying for the rebate. The rebate multiplier is now 29 times!]

[Received system rebate: 162,400]

[Already deposited into system balance!]

It really works.

Gu Yifan sighed, "Although this meal cost more than 5,000 yuan, the rebate was a whopping 160,000 yuan."

That's quite a lot; enough for the total daily expenses of two companies.

Gu Yifan was very satisfied, which meant that it seemed like this could be done in the future.

Not only does it save time, but it also allows you to earn more money doing the same thing.

Return to the apartment.

It was still early, so Meijia suggested that the five of them play the card game "Three Kingdoms Kill". However, Guangu and Teacher Zeng thought she was too stupid and refused to play with her.

No one objected.

They went back to their rooms to wash up and agreed to meet in room 3601 later.

Gu Yifan and Miss Lin had just entered the suite.

But then they heard the sound of the suite door being locked from the inside.

Turning my head, I saw that Miss Lin had locked the suite door.

Gu Yifan: "???"

Seemingly noticing Gu Yifan's strange gaze, Lin Wanyu threw her bag onto the sofa.

She then began to undress, her clothes fluttering lightly to the floor.

Gu Yifan was stumped. "Go change your clothes and go back to your room."

But then Miss Lin, with a look of utter disappointment on her face, strode forward.

Her fair skin glowed under the light.

Lin Wanyu reached out her small hand and straightened Gu Yifan's cheek.