I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 323 The Real and Fake Xiaoxian: Memories That Need to Be Completely Sealed! Teacher Zeng's Tribulation
"I can't keep drinking like this, I'm getting drunk."

Before starting over.

Miss Qin suddenly suggested that they change the penalty drink to a dare.

You can choose to drink a penalty shot or choose a dare.

One dare can replace three drinks; if you can't, you have to drink three.

Once you choose a dare, you cannot choose a dare within the next three penalty drinks.

"How is it?" Qin Yumo asked, then looked at the crowd, waiting for their reaction.

Meijia was the first to raise her hand, "That's good, I agree."

She drank five or six glasses in one go, becoming the worst off person there, and was already feeling a bit dizzy.

If only we could play one more round.

Meijia: I'm worried that their already low IQ will be drowned in alcohol and become negative!
Moreover, since someone else suggested the dare, it gave Mika an opportunity. Her eyes gleamed mischievously as she began to think about how to prank them.

Ms. Hu retorted, "Bring it on, who's afraid of who?"

Gu Yifan shrugged, indicating that he was fine with it. Playing games instead of drinking was normal. He could just keep drinking all the time. Who could mess with him like that?
Passed unanimously.

Little did they know, Miss Qin's smile grew ever wider.

"Then let's get started."

"Let's bring the general cards this time."

"Meijia, are you sure you're smart enough?"

"Pah, Gu Yifan, who do you think you are? At worst, I'll just play Truth or Dare."

That night, the living room lights in apartment 3601 were on all night, and the lights never went out.

That night, the door to suite 3603 remained closed from beginning to end.
Fortunately, none of the neighbors came back, so the noise kept me from sleeping.

The next day.

When Gu Yifan woke up from his sleep, his head was still a little dizzy.

He was actually quite drunk.

It's worth noting that Gu Yifan could use his spiritual power to neutralize the alcohol in his body, yet he still felt somewhat dizzy, which gives you an idea of ​​how bad it was.

"How much did you drink last night?"

Gu Yifan muttered to himself as he slowly sat up, trying to recall what had happened last night.

But instead, my hand sank into a large, soft mass.

"Um"

Hearing this delicate moan, Gu Yifan stiffened and nodded in response.

His pupils suddenly dilated.

"feather"

Miss Qin's name.

Gu Yifan almost blurted it out, but he immediately came to his senses, closed his mouth, and swallowed it back.

His hand also withdrew at the same time.

Qin Yumo, who was still fast asleep, turned over.

The arm that had been holding Gu Yifan loosened and rested on her smooth, white belly.

From Gu Yifan's perspective, it can be seen that...

Beneath Miss Qin's loose pajamas lay a rather shocking and generous perk.

She truly is no less impressive than her and Yifei's old classmate.

At this moment, if anyone were to enter Gu Yifan's room...

They would definitely be startled by the sight of her lying there naked.

Miss Qin, Ms. Hu, and Miss Lin were all sprawled on the bed, their pajamas disheveled and their hair loose.

The double beds that have already been replaced all seem very cramped and narrow.

Lin Wanyu was fast asleep, hugging her pillow. Her pair of fair and beautiful legs were very eye-catching under her rolled-up shorts.

How is this going?

As Gu Yifan froze, he thought to himself.

inside the room.

The only one who noticed the commotion and was awakened was Xiao Shiwan.

Seeing that Gu Yifan had woken up.

It also propped itself up on its front paws, sat up, stretched its body, and gave a long yawn.

He opened his mouth wide, revealing his sharp, white canine teeth after losing his baby teeth, and yawned.

But in his eyes, a hint of human-like resentment was revealed.

After a moment, seeing that Gu Yifan neither moved nor paid any attention to her, she realized that Gu Yifan was not moving.

Xiao Shiwan lay down again, her big eyes looking at Gu Yifan with a pitiful expression.

Its bright yellow tail swished back and forth, looking rather lifeless.

On the bed, Gu Yifan's memories gradually became clearer.

The various absurd things that happened last night also came to mind, leaving Gu Yifan speechless.

At first, everything was fine.

After Ms. Hu betrayed Wan Yu, the five of them played two rounds of Three Kingdoms Kill smoothly.

One time, Gu Yifan and Qin Yumo won, and another time, Meijia was lucky enough to win as the mole.

The winner gets to decide what the other players' adventure will be like.

Neither Gu Yifan nor Meijia went too far.

At best, it's just imitating animal sounds, singing a song, or something like a frog jumping.

Meijia made Lin Wanyu and Gu Yifan drink a toast together, and then had Hu Yifei do squats while holding Qin Yumo.

This is not challenging at all.

But gradually, as the alcohol took effect, all four women became somewhat drunk.

Meijia was the first to succumb to the alcohol and fell into a deep sleep. She was then helped by Ms. Hu to Wanyu's room to rest.

The punishments have taken on a different meaning and have become increasingly daring.

It's like a dump truck loaded with cement speeding recklessly down the fast lane.

[You have received Jade Wine as a gift from Her Majesty the Empress, resulting in a slight increase in your cultivation!]

[You have obtained the secret spiritual dew brewed by Master Hu himself. It is a secret alchemy technique passed down in the Hu family and can greatly improve the physique of the user. Physique +2]

[You have observed a wisp of divine mystery from the Empress's Undying Sword Body. Observation progress: 45%]

[Shyness increases Empress Qin's favorability towards you by 8]

[Intimacy: Empress Qin's favorability towards you increases by 12]

[You sent a team invitation to Empress Qin, and she gladly accepted!]

[Her Majesty the Empress has become your teammate, increasing your affinity cap to 100]

They seem to be playing a very novel competitive game.

After a moment of silence, Gu Yifan's forehead was covered in a thin layer of sweat.

I am terrified by the reckless thing I did last night.

These things are absolutely unspeakable.

Normally, Gu Yifan would never have imagined that Yifei and Yumo would be dancing so beautifully together.

No, it seems this scene also occurs when Snow Wolf Warrior appears.

But Gu Yifan was certain that it was nowhere near as thrilling as what he had experienced yesterday.

Because he was the 'prop chair' that played a supporting role.

And this is just the tip of the iceberg of absurdity.

The only saving grace was that they had drunk too much.

He was very drunk.

Don't be fooled by the fact that there are only two bottles of rum; each bottle contains 800 milliliters.

In addition, Ms. Hu went next door and brought back a bunch of chilled beer.

Mixing alcohol makes you drunk faster and more severely than drinking just one type of alcohol.

As for Gu Yifan, who should have been able to drink a lot without getting drunk, he also realized who the culprit was.

Do you remember that Ms. Hu also had a bottle of Love at First Sight?

She had originally kept that thing in her old room, and it seemed she had locked it up.

Somehow, it ended up in Gu Yifan's stomach again.

Even if he has resistance, anyone would get dizzy after drinking one bottle.

"Damn it, I wasn't drunk, I was drugged!"

Thinking of this, Gu Yifan broke out in a cold sweat.

He said, "How could I possibly go along with Miss Lin and her friends' nonsense?"

"No, we need to leave the room first."

Gu Yifan's body trembled.

If we wait until they wake up, there will be absolutely no room for maneuver.

This is not an escape, but a strategic shift.

Fortunately, the only thing to be thankful for is...

Gu Yifan didn't get involved with any of them in a muddled way.

But actually, they're not that different.
Gu Yifan nimbly rolled out of bed and quickly buttoned up his shirt.

She tiptoed open the door and quickly slipped out.

As the door opened, light streamed in.

Ms. Hu, who was facing the door, frowned.

Fortunately, the door closed quietly.

The room fell into darkness again. Ms. Hu changed her position, smacked her lips a couple of times, muttered something, and continued to fall into a deep sleep.

As you can see, Ms. Hu's expression was particularly serene, with a faint smile on her face.

You must have had a good dream.

Walk out of the room.

Gu Yifan found that the living room was in a terrible state.

The coffee table was moved aside, and a chair with a broken leg was lying diagonally on the ground.

Oh, this is what Ms. Hu broke when she kicked it during her performance of "Flicking Flash" last night.

Gu Yifan broke out in a cold sweat. If she hadn't blacked out, it wouldn't have been the chair that broke its leg today, but him.

In addition, various empty wine bottles were rolling on the ground.

There were still traces of wine left on the sofa, probably spilled on it.

The apron that Gu Yifan wore while cooking was also among them.

"this."

Gu Yifan stared at the apron in deep thought for a moment.

Memories I try to erase from my mind still resurface uncontrollably.

It seems that Miss Lin made the request last night.

I had Gu Yifan put on an apron so he could make them a late-night snack.

That's right.

Gu Yifan blushed and secretly blamed himself. He hadn't drunk that much, so why had he gone along with their nonsense?

It must be due to the atmosphere.
There were also a few pairs of stockings lying on the ground.

It seems like they're competing to see who has the prettiest leg shape?

Gu Yifan was lost in memories again.

Miss Qin's legs are more fleshy, Yifei's are like a bunny girl's, and Wanyu's proportions are the best. Absurd! Utterly absurd!

The goal is to restore the room to its original state as much as possible before the three women wake up.

This was the only thought in Gu Yifan's mind.

It has nothing to do with being diligent.

The main reason is that the scenery easily evokes memories.

It wouldn't be good if something came to mind.

Therefore, the 'crime scene' needs to be dealt with quickly.

It was just a girl being silly; it didn't have the same destructive power as a boy who got drunk.

As Gu Yifan searched for a trash bag and threw the bottles in, he thought to himself that it just looked a bit messy.

His drinking in his dormitory, whether in his past life or this one, was utterly disgusting.

Leftover takeout containers, cigarette butts and alcohol soaking in them, cigarette butts and tissues scattered all over the floor, vomit inexplicably in the corner, and a bathroom with nowhere to even step.

In comparison, garbage is much easier to deal with.

Gu Yifan hesitated slightly when he picked up the stockings.

Should I throw this thing away or not?

It's not torn yet, cough cough, it's not even pierced yet, wouldn't that be a waste?

They all seem quite expensive.

However, Gu Yifan thought again that there was no use for him to have this thing.

If someone finds out one day and misunderstands him as some kind of pervert, then he'll be in a situation he can't clear his name even if he jumps into the Yellow River.

Throw it away, throw it away.

If it doesn't work out, we can buy more new ones later.

Gu Yifan shook his head and threw Wa Xuedi's ecstatic stockings into the trash can.

The room was tidied up very quickly.

In half an hour, Gu Yifan had almost restored the living room to its original state.

There was also a faint scent of perfume and alcohol in the air.

"Go downstairs, buy an air freshener, some breakfast, and dish soap."

Thinking it over, Gu Yifan picked up the several large bags of trash he had sorted out, turned around and went downstairs, not forgetting to take the key with him and lock the room door from the inside.

Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the eventuality.

In case Teacher Zeng or someone else comes looking for us.

Gu Yifan admitted that he had double standards; he could see things differently, but others couldn't.

I went downstairs to breathe in the fresh air.

"Phew, I feel like I've come back to life."

Gu Yifan tossed aside the tightly packed garbage bag and took a deep breath.

The birdsong and fragrant flowers of early morning, along with the unique, languid scent of ripe autumn fruits, fill the air.

Gu Yifan's spirits lifted.

结果
"The unbearable memories in my mind are even clearer now. Is there any way for the system to block them?"

Having too good a memory isn't good either; you can't forget all the embarrassing things you've done, and you can recall them as soon as you close your eyes.

If Gu Yifan hadn't absorbed the experience of Lüshi Chunqiu, he wouldn't have also become more shameless.

I guess he'll be just like Teacher Zeng in the story who forcibly kissed Yifei and then hid far away, too ashamed to show his face.

I walked to the supermarket.

After considering it, Gu Yifan decided to cook for himself.

This makes his attitude seem better.

We should try to get them a suspended death sentence if they still have any memory, instead of immediate execution.

Cantonese-style congee is a good choice; it's highly nutritious and good for the stomach.

After buying the necessary ingredients, Gu Yifan went to buy several baskets of Xiao Yang Shengjian soup dumplings.

Then, carrying his large and small bags, he strolled leisurely towards the apartment.

It's estimated that it will be a long time before Yifei and the others wake up, so there's plenty of time.

As Gu Yifan walked downstairs from the apartment building, he was surprised to see several familiar figures with their arms around each other.

Isn't that Ziqiao, Teacher Zeng, and the others?

"Teacher Zeng? Zhanbo?"

Ziqiao and his group, who had also been out all night drunk, finally took a taxi back to their apartment.

She happened to run into Gu Yifan.

"Yifan?"

Upon hearing the call, the men, all sporting dark circles under their eyes, messy hair, and reeking of smoke and alcohol, stopped in their tracks.

Watching Gu Yifan walk in.

"Gao Jian, what brings you here too?" Gu Yifan asked, looking at Gao Jian, who was being supported by Zi Qiao and seemed to still be a little drunk.

"Oh, he lives a bit far away, so I let him sleep in our suite first," Ziqiao explained with a yawn.

"It's all your fault, you bastard! How am I supposed to meet the guests looking like this? What kind of impression will I give them?!"

Teacher Zeng's indignant and heartbroken voice rang out.

Gu Yifan then noticed that behind Guan Gu was Teacher Zeng, who was wearing a hoodie and a mask.

Very surprised.

"Teacher Zeng? What's wrong?"

"No, it's nothing." Zeng Xiaoxian still wanted to avoid the question.

As it turned out, Guan Gu had already given the answer first.

"Teacher Zeng's hair was quilted"

Before he could finish speaking, Teacher Zeng jumped up and covered Guan Gu's mouth.

"Hair? Teacher Zeng, what happened to your hair?" Gu Yifan looked at the stammering Zeng Xiaoxian with a curious gaze.

Finally, after several rounds of deliberation...

Zeng Xiaoxian could no longer hold back and rushed towards Ziqiao, grabbing his neck tightly.

"Lu Ziqiao, I'm going to kill you!"

Suite 3602.

Gu Yifan finally saw the true face of Teacher Zeng, who had been covering it up so tightly.

Very shocked.

"Teacher Zeng, did a dog chew your head? Where are your eyebrows?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's once thick, jet-black hair has now turned into curly, uneven hair, and half of his eyebrows are gone.

It looks like an unlucky guy who was tied to a campfire by primitive people, roasted until half-cooked, and then rescued.

Zhanbo stood by and helped Teacher Zeng explain.

Last night, they went to a bar and drank too much.

Lu Ziqiao performed a miraculous feat of drinking a lit whiskey from a distance.

This immediately attracted many girls who wanted to get Ziqiao's contact information.

Teacher Zeng got jealous and said he could come too.

As a result, Lu Ziqiao immediately gave Zeng Xiaoxian a chance to prove himself.

He called over the bartender, ordered a glass of True Flame whisky, and said that if Teacher Zeng could repeat it once, he would lose a thousand dollars to him.

There were quite a few onlookers around, and they didn't mind making things worse, so they egged Zeng Xiaoxian on to do it.

When Zhanbo said this, Gu Yifan understood.

So, Teacher Zeng tried to show off, but went too far and now looks like an idiot?

"Brilliant, Yifan, your summary is brilliant." Ziqiao, who was almost strangled to death by Zeng Xiaoxian, sat on the sofa panting and rubbing his neck as he agreed.

Upon seeing the murderous glare from Teacher Zeng, he immediately shut up.

"As a result, Teacher Zeng had already drunk too much and lost his grip on the glass, so he poured it all over his head."

Zhanbo finished speaking in a low voice.

Fortunately, seeing the situation was getting out of hand, everyone immediately helped Teacher Zeng, who had transformed into Captain Flamehead, put out the fire.

I wasn't injured.

But his hair and eyebrows were scorched and fell off at the slightest touch.

Gu Yifan tried hard to suppress his laughter, but his stomach ached from holding it in.

Good grief, I originally thought Zhang Wei was playing with fire and burning himself, burning off his own eyelashes was bad enough.

I didn't expect there to be such talent here?
"Actually, Teacher Zeng, you're quite unique like this, it's okay." Gu Yifan couldn't hold back his laughter any longer and simply said loudly.

“Teacher Zeng, you’re a radio host, not a TV host, so the audience can’t see your face,” Ziqiao chimed in.

Zeng Xiaoxian sat dejectedly on the sofa, and upon hearing this, he roared out.

"Easy for you to say! It's not you who got your hair and eyebrows burned off, unless you, Lu Ziqiao, make me burn your hair too!"

Lu Ziqiao immediately stepped back, "No way, I still need to make a living with my looks."

"Should I tell all those girls that I'm back from Africa?"

As he spoke, Zeng Xiaoxian, in a state of utter despair, muttered incessantly.

"I told you I wouldn't go, I wouldn't go. Now look what's happened, how can I face anyone!"

"My image is completely ruined."

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was about to cry, Gu Yifan thought for a moment, sat down, and put his arm around Teacher Zeng's shoulder.

“Teacher Zeng, fortune and misfortune are intertwined. There is an old saying, ‘A loss may turn out to be a blessing in disguise.’”

"Perhaps this isn't such a bad thing, who knows?"

"How could that be!" Zeng Xiaoxian said dejectedly. "Yifan, don't try to comfort me."

Gu Yifan thought to himself, this isn't just comforting, I'm serious.

After all, the keywords "Teacher Zeng's 600 episodes" and "guests" both point to one person.

Zeng Xiaoxian's lifelong fears and shadows.

Laura is a true Shanghai-based "queen of the sea," a formidable force whose boyfriends could form a football team at the same time.

Anyone who can be called Laura is no ordinary person, that's all Gu Yifan could say.

Now that Zeng Xiaoxian has created this calamity, it might actually be a good thing.

At this moment, Guan Gu, who had been deep in thought, spoke up.

What does "a loss may turn out to be a blessing in disguise" mean? I've only ever heard of losing one's virginity.

No matter how much everyone tried to comfort Zeng Xiaoxian, it was no use.

I had no choice but to let him have some peace and quiet in his room first.

"Poor Teacher Zeng," Zhanbo sighed.

"Poor old man," Guan Gu sighed, understanding the meaning of the proverb.

"These steamed buns smell delicious!"

Ziqiao had been secretly eyeing the soup dumplings that Gu Yifan had bought, without anyone noticing.

"Get lost, go buy it yourself if you want to eat it." Gu Yifan slapped away Lu Ziqiao's thieving hand and said irritably.

"Don't be like that, there are so many, I'll just have one to try." Lu Ziqiao's mouth watered quickly, and he swallowed.

"This is breakfast for the ladies. You can buy it yourself." Gu Yifan didn't bother with Lu Ziqiao.

Although Tzu-Chiao cannot be entirely blamed for Teacher Zeng's misfortune, he is still involved.

This guy probably has some kind of cheat code too.

She used other people's luck as a sacrifice to dominate the dating scene for so many years. Without Ai, there would be no Ai, right?
Lu Ziqiao grinned mischievously and put his arm around Gu Yifan's shoulder.

"Dude, you didn't do something last night to make up for Yifei and the others with this, did you?"

(End of this chapter)