I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 326 The Real and Fake Xiaoxian: The Prince Replaced by a Fox - Find a Substitute to Go Against Laura!

"Laura?"

Miss Lin tilted her head slightly, her pretty face lost in thought, "I think I know someone named Laura."

After a few seconds of pause, Lin Wanyu's eyes lit up, and she clapped her hands and smiled, "By the way, she is the daughter of a British nobleman."

Just as Gu Yifan was shocked and was about to ask if Laura's surname was Crawford,

"The noblewoman named Lara is the name of the female protagonist in Tomb Raider, right?"

Zhanbo suddenly appeared out of nowhere and chimed in.

Holding an ice cream cone, he sat down sideways on the sofa. "It's definitely not the same person that Teacher Zeng was talking about."

"Oh? Is that so?" Miss Lin blinked her big, innocent eyes and said nonchalantly, "Anyway, they're pretty much the same."

Gu Yifan wiped away a cold sweat. It was far from the truth; he almost took it seriously.

No, why would he take it seriously?

Perhaps it's because Miss Lin has a special status.

After all, he was someone who had formed a band with Taylor.

Zeng Xiaoxian ignored everything outside the window, pacing anxiously back and forth in the room, his eyes fixed on the outside world, muttering to himself.

"How could it be her? There are so many people in the world, how could it be Laura? This can't be real, this can't be real!"

Lin Wanyu turned her head and exchanged a glance with Gu Yifan, her eyes filled with surprise, clearly wondering who this Laura was.

Indeed, apart from Gu Yifan, who was prescient.

Even Hu Yifei only knew that Zeng Xiaoxian had been cheated on, but Teacher Zeng kept the details to himself and never told anyone else.

"Teacher Zeng, why don't you sit down first and talk things over properly?" Lin Wanyu suggested.

"Yeah"

Zeng Xiaoxian was completely disoriented and almost bumped into the coffee table.

Luckily, Lu Ziqiao helped him up.

Otherwise, Teacher Zeng would have to add another limp to the injured area.

"Thanks."

"You're welcome." Lu Ziqiao crossed his arms and asked curiously.

"What's so special about this Lara?"

"It's Laura! Not Lara!"

Lu Ziqiao: "???"

Professor Zeng's reaction makes it hard not to suspect that his degree certificate was actually bought.

Seeing that Teacher Zeng was reacting strongly, with sweat beading on her forehead and dilated pupils, it was clear that she was overly agitated.

Gu Yifan shook his head. The psychological trauma that Laura left on Teacher Zeng was really deep.

The overly intense reaction only made everyone more curious about who this Laura was.

But Teacher Zeng seemed to be lost in some unspeakable memories, slumped to the ground, muttering to herself, her expression shifting strangely.

Zhanbo was a little worried and asked quietly, "Should we call an ambulance?"

"No, I'll do it."

As Gu Yifan spoke, he walked past Zhanbo, stood in front of Teacher Zeng, and easily pulled him up.

Lin Wanyu noticed that Gu Yifan was holding a small bottle.

With a pinch of Zeng's lip joint, the unidentified liquid from the small bottle was poured directly into Zeng's mouth.

After finishing everything, Gu Yifan clapped his hands with a relaxed expression and took two steps back.

I don't know what he fed Teacher Zeng, but the effect was immediate.

Zeng Xiaoxian first clutched his throat in pain, followed by a series of violent coughs.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

"What is this? It's so bitter and so cold. My throat, my throat."

Zeng Xiaoxian has finally recovered from his hysteria.

He was facing a crowd of people all looking at him.

Gu Yifan shrugged. "Don't look at me, it's Huoxiang Zhengqi Water."

Huoxiang Zhengqi Water is so famous that everyone knows it, and everyone who drinks it gets a headache.

Zhanbo and Ziqiao felt a chill run down their spines.

Miss Lin, who had never experienced the sweltering heat before, was very curious and secretly made up her mind that she would try it sometime.
After a while.

Teacher Zeng stopped coughing violently and slumped onto the sofa.

"Are you feeling better, Teacher Zeng?" Gu Yifan asked with a smile.

"Thank you," Zeng Xiaoxian said to Gu Yifan with mixed feelings and a weak voice.

"You are welcome."

Gu Yifan: Look, Teacher Zeng is thanking me.

Perhaps it was because he had a wild night last night, plus his hair was on fire, that caused such a violent emotional upheaval.

This caused Teacher Zeng's emotions to break down even more severely than in the original drama.

What Gu Yifan fed to Teacher Zeng was not just Huoxiang Zhengqi Water.

Instead, it was a stimulant purchased from the system's online store.

The description said that this elixir could keep the brain running at high speed all day, so Gu Yifan bought it.

After taking a small bite, Gu Yifan threw it directly into the trash can.
This stuff is basically an enlarged version of Huoxiang Zhengqi Water (a traditional Chinese medicine), so bad that even he couldn't drink it.

Who says all miracle cures smell sweet?

Then, based on the fact that the bottle of medicine was worth 50,000 yuan, it was picked up again.

Gu Yifan: Teacher Zeng, I've treated you very well!

"Teacher Zeng, can you tell me now who this Laura is?"

Miss Lin asked with great curiosity.

“She is my nightmare, a nightmare that haunts me in the middle of the night!” Zeng Xiaoxian shivered subconsciously and answered bitterly.

Gu Yifan: Wow, you've got quite the artistic flair.

"Teacher Zeng, didn't you say that Yifei is your nightmare?" Lu Ziqiao put his arm around Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder and laughed.

Zeng Xiaoxian froze for a moment, then let out a desperate groan, "Oh no, now I have two nightmares!"

His already bleak life became even more hopeless.

"Teacher Zeng, you still haven't said who this Laura is," Lin Wanyu emphasized.

If you keep people in suspense like this when writing a novel, readers will criticize you.

"I guess this has something to do with Teacher Zeng being cheated on," Gu Yifan said casually.

Zeng Xiaoxian's body stiffened, and he asked instinctively, his face full of astonishment, "How did you know?"

Gu Yifan raised an eyebrow: "Of course it was a guess, it seems I was right."

Lu Ziqiao stood to the side, trembling, muttering to himself, "So intelligent he's almost demonic. What doesn't this monster know?"

Lu Ziqiao recalled how Gu Yifan exposed his true identity as soon as he arrived at the Love Apartment.

He racked his brains for a long time, but still couldn't understand how he had been exposed.

Now, a second victim has emerged!

Zeng Xiaoxian's story, which was both brief and lengthy, unfolded in a disjointed manner.

Everyone finally understood.

This Laura is the woman who cheated on Teacher Zeng for six years.

"She dated me for eight years. Later I found out that she cheated on me for six of those years! And not just with one person."

Faced with Teacher Zeng's suffering, Lin Wanyu and Zhanbo couldn't help but burst out laughing, even though it was very inappropriate.

Only Lü Ziqiao had a very unique way of thinking.

"Teacher Zeng, are you saying you had a girlfriend you dated for eight years, six of which she was cheating on you with other men? And you're still single now?"

As Lu Ziqiao spoke, his gaze inappropriately fell on Teacher Zeng's groin.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face quickly turned a deep purplish-red, and he glared fiercely at Lü Ziqiao, gritting his teeth.

"Not strangling you to death just now is the biggest regret of my life! Lu Ziqiao, prepare to die!"

As he spoke, Zeng Xiaoxian leaped up and pounced on Lu Ziqiao, who was already on guard.

Ziqiao dodged and ran without hesitation.

"I'm just Teacher Zeng, I love to tell the truth."

Faced with Zi Qiao's self-destructive behavior, Gu Yifan stood by and watched, letting Teacher Zeng continue to pursue and kill Zi Qiao.

After eight years of dating and six years of being cheated on, Teacher Zeng is still a virgin.

Gu Yifan stroked his chin, seemingly lost in thought.

"Teacher Zeng, do you think this is possible?"

Gu Yifan pondered for a moment before speaking.

Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened that his legs went weak and he couldn't catch up with Ziqiao at all. He stopped, panting, with a hopeful look on his face.

"What's possible?"

"Yifan, are you trying to say that this Laura isn't the same person as Laura? And that the person who came on my show is Laura Crawford?"

"The probability should be zero."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes were full of disappointment.

"What I wanted to say was..." Gu Yifan spread his hands, speaking seriously but with a smile in his eyes.

"Teacher Zeng, do you think it's possible that Laura still has some feelings for you, which is why she didn't take your virginity?"

Otherwise, Gu Yifan really wouldn't understand.

How did Teacher Zeng manage to remain a virgin for eight years in the hands of an 'experienced' female player?

Who says the female sea queen doesn't have her own white moonlight?

Teacher Zeng is such a simple-minded man, he probably wouldn't even want to hurt Laura too much. Lu Ziqiao was greatly surprised upon hearing this, "That makes sense!"

"So, I should thank her for letting me go?" Zeng Xiaoxian roared, his face flushed with anger.

Although no one discriminated against or mocked him.

But they didn't treat him like a human being either.

"Teacher Zeng, I suggest you think carefully about how to deal with Laura tonight," Gu Yifan reminded her.

Now, Zeng Xiaoxian was like an ant on a hot pan, his face filled with fear.

"That's right. I can't go, I can't see her again!"

This relationship has left Zeng Xiaoxian with deep wounds that have yet to heal.

“Teacher Zeng, didn’t you say you’d let go?”

Miss Lin asked, puzzled.

"I've gradually let go, but that doesn't mean I can see her now!"

"I don't want to see her! I can't think of her! I can't even mention her name!"

Zeng Xiaoxian shouted, then looked terrified, picked up the pillow, and sniffed it as if it were a small 100,000.

"Closer. I can feel it, Laura's inner universe is getting closer and closer to me!"

"Teacher Zeng, you're exaggerating a bit."

Lin Wanyu frowned, feeling a mix of heartache, anger, and curiosity about Teacher Zeng's appearance.

This anger is directed at 'Lara' whom I haven't even met yet.

Everyone has witnessed Teacher Zeng's character and his usual enthusiasm for everyone.

He's a really nice guy.

He never argues with anyone and is always willing to help!
They even gave Miss Lin a job—her first job!
So seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's exaggerated tone and trembling expression, Miss Lin was furious.

Protecting our beloved Teacher Zeng is our duty!
“This is a man’s intuition!”

Teacher Zeng does have some skills.

Gu Yifan suddenly thought of a term: human radar.
This stuff is too brain-polluting, Gu Yifan quickly shook his head to get rid of the word.

"Teacher Zeng is like a hedgehog with its fur standing on end, she's having a stress reaction," Gu Yifan said incisively.

Zhanbo looked at him with pity. "I can definitely feel Teacher Zeng's inner universe dissipating. What do we do now?"

"What else can we do? We'll just have to deal with it." Lu Ziqiao cautiously walked around from the other end of the sofa. "Teacher Zeng, I have a good idea."

"What good idea?" Zeng Xiaoxian, who was groaning and saying that he felt uncomfortable all over, asked as if he had grabbed a lifeline after falling into the water.

"It's simple, just ask for leave or find someone to cover for you," Lu Ziqiao said, clapping his hands.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face immediately fell. "Big brother, this is the important day of my show's 600th episode. How could I possibly take a day off!"

"Then you should take Yifan with you," Lu Ziqiao immediately came up with a new idea.

"Since there's one guest, why can't there be a second? Since Laura is a female player, then someone as delicate and tender as Yifan, like Tang Sanzang, will definitely attract all her attention. That way, Teacher Zeng, you'll be safe."

Zeng Xiaoxian instinctively wanted to refute, but after thinking about it carefully.

This seems feasible!
"Yes, I really didn't expect that. Yifan, you are my sponsor, so it's only natural to invite you to be a guest on the show."

Zeng Xiaoxian had just turned his hopeful gaze to Gu Yifan.

Miss Lin immediately jumped out and stood in front of Gu Yifan, spreading her arms wide like a mother hen protecting her chicks.

"This is absolutely not possible!"

She really wanted to protect Teacher Zeng and help him get revenge.

But if the price is losing your boyfriend, then don't even think about it.

The mere mention of Xiao Bo already made Miss Lin quite envious, but Lara's skill level was far superior to Xiao Bo's.

"No, no." Lin Wanyu shook her head vigorously.

"No, Wanyu, please. I really am going to die like this. I promise Laura won't do anything to Yifan, she'll just use his good looks." Zeng Xiaoxian was desperate and grasped at straws. He had finally seen a glimmer of hope, so how could he give up?

However, Miss Lin remained adamant.

Everything else is fine, but this is absolutely not allowed!
"Teacher Zeng, could you please talk to Lisa and ask her to choose a different guest?"

Seeing that Wan Yu absolutely refused, Zeng Xiaoxian clenched his fists and hung his head in dejection.

"What's the reason? Do you think I can just change the guests whenever I want? Lisa will twist my head off."

"Am I supposed to tell my boss about this private matter? Let her know that Laura has been cheating on me for six years?"

After shouting it out in one breath, Zeng Xiaoxian's momentum plummeted, and he became dejected.

Lin Wanyu chuckled awkwardly, "Let's not get this."

At this moment, Gu Yifan pondered and said, "It would be great if someone could replace Teacher Zeng and go head-to-head with Lisa."

"How could that be? Laura clearly knew she was going to be on Teacher Zeng's show. She would have known if they changed the host," Guan Gu questioned.

Gu Yifan smiled and said, "What if it's a stand-in who looks exactly like Teacher Zeng?"

Zhanbo blurted out, "Where can we find someone exactly like Teacher Zeng to replace him?"

Lu Ziqiao and Lin Wanyu, however, seemed to be deep in thought.

at this time
"Click."

The bedroom door inside was pushed open.

Gao Jian yawned as he walked out of the bedroom, still wearing Zeng Xiaoxian's underwear and a pink short-sleeved shirt.

At first glance, if you ignore the little mustache on his lip, he looks exactly like Zeng Xiaoxian!

"Good morning. Were you chatting just now? Did I come out at the wrong time?"

As soon as Gao Jian came out, he saw everyone staring at him with strange looks, so he stopped in his tracks and said.

Zhanbo opened his mouth wide and muttered to himself, "It looks so much like it."

Miss Lin nodded like a chick pecking at rice, "They're exactly the same!"

"Especially when she's wearing Teacher Zeng's clothes, you can't tell the difference at all when they're standing together." Lu Ziqiao looked at Gu Yifan with admiration.

"Old Gu, you wouldn't be thinking of switching the prince with a cat, would you?"

Guan Gu's eyes widened. "Oh, I know this story. We have a similar saying in Japan too."

Gu Yifan didn't say anything, but strode towards Gao Jian and grabbed his arm.

"What's going on, boss?" Gao Jian asked Gu Yifan in a low voice. He was a little flustered, especially by the strange looks from everyone, which made him very uncomfortable.

"It's alright, I have another important task for you, General Manager Gao, are you confident?" Gu Yifan pulled Gao Jian to Zeng Xiaoxian's side.

The two of them stood there like twin brothers, and outsiders couldn't see any flaws in their appearance.

Gao Jian panicked even more. Was his boss going to sell him to Africa?
Fortunately, there aren't many kidneys available yet, otherwise Gao Jian would think that Gu Yifan wanted him to take the whole company on a team-building trip to Myanmar.

One-way tickets.

"Boss, just tell me directly, don't do this, I'm a little flustered."

Gu Yifan smiled at the nervous Gao Jian and patted him on the shoulder, "Relax, it's nothing, I just want you to help me deal with a woman."

"Woman?" Gao Jian repeated, visibly relaxing and regaining his confidence.

"Hey, boss, you should have said so earlier. I'm good at dealing with women. What kind of women?"

Gu Yifan didn't answer immediately, but turned to look at the overjoyed Zeng Xiaoxian and asked with a smile.

"Teacher Zeng, what do you think?"

After about ten minutes, Zeng Xiaoxian carefully explained the whole story to Gao Jian again.

This also includes the fact that he dated for eight years, six of which he was cheated on with.

The expression on Gao Jian's face was priceless.

We are all human beings, so how can there be such a big difference between people?

Moreover, Gao Jian has the exact same face as this guy.

Shameful, so shameful!
Although Zeng Xiaoxian was embarrassed, he had to force himself to do so since he needed his help.

"That's it. I'd like to ask you, Brother Gaojian, to host the program for me tonight and also to deal with Laura."

"Brother Gaojian, you're very experienced, you can definitely do it, right?"

Faced with Zeng Xiaoxian, who was filled with hope and pleading, Gao Jian nodded without hesitation, "No problem, I can help you."

"Really!" Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief, his face filled with gratitude, and he shook Gao Jian's hand repeatedly.

"Thank you so much, Brother Gao, you're my savior!"

To everyone's surprise, Gao Jian's expression turned strange, and he pulled his hand out and placed it on Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder.

"I'm not helping you, I'm just trying to vent my own anger!"

Upon hearing this, everyone, including Guan Gu, laughed.

Zeng Xiaoxian lowered his head sheepishly and remained silent, his eyes focused as if he were trying to find a place to fit him in the cracks between the tiles.

Since Gao Jian is to be the stand-in, Zeng Xiaoxian has to tell him some details.

Everyone originally wanted to hear some gossip, but Teacher Zeng saw through their intentions and kicked them all out of room 3602.

"Why should I? I have a share of this suite too! Can't I just stay in the bedroom?!"

Lu Ziqiao stood at the door with a reluctant expression, emphasizing that he was also the owner of 3602 and that Zeng Xiaoxian had no right to kick him out.

Don't be fooled by his righteous words; treat him like a human being.

Zeng Xiaoxian slammed the door shut with a cold laugh and locked it from the inside.

Ziqiao, who had just been vehemently protesting, immediately pressed his ear against the door in a lewd posture, hoping to hear even a single word.

Seeing Lu Ziqiao's demeanor immediately made Guan Gu and Zhan Bo look at him with disdain, and they distanced themselves from him.

How can a person be so shameless?

“I remember my older sister has a telescope, do you want to borrow it?” Zhanbo suddenly suggested.

Guan Gu's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands in agreement.

“Great idea! We can spy on Teacher Zeng from the balcony of apartment 3601.”

Neither of them are good people.
Miss Lin curled her lip in disdain, then followed closely behind.

"Wait a minute, let me see first!"

(End of this chapter)