I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 328 The True and False Wise Ministers Want to Fight to the Death, Why Did His Majesty Surrender First!

Zeng Xiaoxian was like a frightened bird.

Upon hearing Laura's name, he burrowed into bed, burying his head under the covers and trembling.

Like an ostrich burying its head in the sand before a sandstorm, its slightly trembling rump is quite comical.

Seeing this, Guan Gu suddenly realized something and exclaimed, "Oh, I know, this is an old saying from Dongda University: 'Take care of the head but not the butt.'"

Seeing this, Miss Lin gave Gu Yifan a wink, and the two of them together pulled Zeng Xiaoxian out.

"Leave me alone!" Zeng Xiaoxian struggled and shouted.

"Teacher Zeng, what's meant to be will be," Gu Yifan said seriously, patting Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder.

"Face the harsh realities of life like a man."

“That’s right.” Lin Wanyu nodded, her voice righteous and firm. “No matter what happens, Yifan and I will always stand behind you and face it together!”

"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian's face showed struggle.

“That’s right, don’t worry, Teacher Zeng, we’re all on your side,” Gu Yifan said, his eyes encouraging. “Cheer up!”

Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be infected by it, and murmured, "That's right. I need to pull myself together, to fight like a man, to stand tall and upright, there's nothing to be afraid of, nothing to be afraid of."

Gu Yifan quickly helped the trembling Teacher Zeng walk towards the next suite.

Ziqiao and Ms. Hu stood outside, watching this scene, and both shook their heads.

Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he was being led to the execution ground, while the people around him were still comforting him.

'It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt.'

"A lifetime passes in the blink of an eye."

Let's be best brothers again in our next life.

This feeling of déjà vu is too strong.

However, after leaving the room...

Zeng Xiaoxian's hard-won enthusiasm and courage began to rapidly decline.

We walked right up to the door.

"Courage points have run out, please renew."

Looking at the gate, fear resurfaced in Teacher Zeng's eyes, and she hurriedly shouted, "Wait a minute! Qiu Dou Ma Dai!"

"What is it now, Teacher Zeng?" Miss Lin said impatiently. "We're here with you, cheer up! Pull your spirits up!"

“It’s Teacher Zeng, don’t embarrass yourself!” Ziqiao added.

Trying to salvage Teacher Zeng's situation is really difficult!
"I can't go to see Laura dressed like this, let me change first." Zeng Xiaoxian thought quickly and stalled for time.

"No need, you're not meeting someone you met online, why dress up so nicely?"

Gu Yifan picked up a pair of sunglasses from the shoe cabinet next to him, put them on Zeng Xiaoxian's face, and stepped back to examine them closely.

Gu Yifan nodded in satisfaction and gave a thumbs up.

“Great, he has the air of a governor.”

"Is that right?" Gu Yifan said, turning to look at the 'spectators'.

Ziqiao, Guangu, and Zhanbo all gave him a thumbs up.

"handsome."

"Awesome."

"Teacher Zeng is so cool."

With everyone praising and encouraging him, they gave Teacher Zeng another boost.

As Guan Gu jogged over and stood by the doorknob, ready to open the door, he spoke.

"Teacher Zeng, Master Huang told me before that Heaven will bestow great responsibilities upon the dead. There must be magic waiting for you!"

Lin Wanyu was bewildered and muttered, "Dead people? Magic? It must be the person and the trials."

Gu Yifan chimed in, "That's right, Teacher Zeng. This will be a turning point in your life, just like the Battle of Ping'an-Gol was to World War II!"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled wryly, hoping it would be so.

To be honest, faced with everyone's encouragement, he felt too embarrassed to run away anymore.

Thus, a surge of ambition rose in Zeng Xiaoxian's heart.

She's just a woman. Watch how I, Zeng Xiaoxian, subdue her!
He is no longer the ignorant fool he once was.
Amidst the encouraging and expectant gazes of everyone.

Zeng Xiaoxian shook off Gu Yifan's support, steadied himself, straightened his clothes, and spoke solemnly.

"I'll do it myself!"

Upon seeing this, Guan Gu immediately turned the doorknob.
The door slowly opened!

As everyone watched them go.

Teacher Zeng took a small step, but it was a big one in his life.
"Knock knock knock, is anyone home?"

Suddenly, a clear female voice came from outside the door.

Through Teacher Zeng's frozen back, Gu Yifan saw a woman dressed in a flamboyant manner with long, curly hair standing in front of room 3601.

The door to 3602 is open.

The woman turned her head and looked at him, her fairly pretty face instantly showing a hint of surprise.

She even had a hint of shyness in her eyes, and with a bright smile, she called out.

"Xian'er?"

"is it you?"

Gu Yifan shuddered at the soft, sweet voice calling him "Xian'er".

Zhanbo and Guangu were also quite shocked by the word "Xian'er".

Then, looking at her expression of surprise and delight at the long-awaited reunion, there was no trace of her acting as Lara Croft.

Gu Yifan: I finally understand why Teacher Zeng, despite being cheated on by Laura for six years, still couldn't forget her.

Lara is a master!
The surprise in his eyes, and the tender, almost tearful, affectionate address he gave her.

How could a novice like Teacher Zeng handle this?
Sure enough, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just stood up, suddenly stumbled and almost fell.

Behind the sunglasses, his eyes held a complex expression.

"Laura?"

"Xian'er, what's wrong?"

Upon seeing this, Laura quickly stepped forward, grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's arm, and asked with concern.

With a quick pull, she almost snuggled into Teacher Zeng's arms.

From that moment on, Gu Yifan knew that Teacher Zeng was definitely going to fall for him again.

as predicted.

Zeng Xiaoxian's gaze fell on Laura's concerned face and he couldn't look away.

It's like the switch of the inner universe within your body has been activated.

His previously limp body immediately straightened, and his permed hair stood on end.

He seemed like a completely different person, speaking in a deep, resonant broadcasting tone.

"Laura, it's been a long time. How are you?"

Everyone shuddered.
Lin Wanyu was surprised by Zeng Xiaoxian's change.

What happened to Teacher Zeng? Was she possessed by a ghost?

Of course, Miss Lin hadn't forgotten her mission. She coughed and stood up for Zeng Xiaoxian, her tone unfriendly.

"You're Lara, Teacher Zeng's ex-girlfriend?"

Unfortunately, at this very moment.

Laura and Zeng Xiaoxian only had eyes for each other; everyone else became mere background figures.

Laura ignored Lin Wanyu's unfriendly question.

She nestled into Zeng Xiaoxian's arms.

With a gaze that held three parts longing, three parts tenderness, and four parts adoration, she gazed at Zeng Xiaoxian's face and murmured softly.

"Xian'er, I said that if we are destined to meet, we will meet again. It has been 644 days and nights since we last parted. How are you?"

"Hey! I'm talking to you."

Lin Wanyu was furious; this was the first time someone had dared to disregard her words.

Just as he was about to step forward to interrupt the two, Gu Yifan subtly pulled him back.

Gu Yifan winked at him.

Miss Lin had just come up with a plan and decided to hold back for the time being.

Miss Lin finally understood why Gu Yifan had been so certain that Teacher Zeng would fall for him again—he was absolutely right.

On the one hand, she was angry at Teacher Zeng for his lack of ambition, and on the other hand, she was impressed by the accuracy of her boyfriend's analysis.

Then Laura accurately stated how long it had been since they last saw each other.

Lu Ziqiao and Gu Yifan shook their heads at the same time.

Oh no, that sentence is too powerful for men; Teacher Zeng is about to be completely defeated.

The same is true.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, and exclaimed in surprise, "You still remember Laura?"

Hearing the word "also," Laura's lips curled into a slight smile. She stroked Zeng Xiaoxian's cheek with her manicured hand and murmured to herself.

"Of course, how could I forget? So much time has passed, and you still remember, don't you?"

"Xian'er, you've changed. Your skin is rougher, but you're more manly."

Zeng Xiaoxian's body trembled, his eyes became glazed, and he had completely transformed into Lara Croft's shape, allowing her to knead and play with him at will.

"Your hair? You even got a perm for me?"

"Smell... especially your scent, it's like my heart is being burned alive over a fire."

As she spoke, Laura, who really liked the burnt smell on Teacher Zeng, pressed herself even closer, her nose gently sniffing along Zeng Xiaoxian's chest and neck.

Just the courage to flirt in the living room in front of strangers.

That's something that ordinary people can't compare to.

What's the difference between this and running naked in the street?
Zhanbo and Guangu were both stunned, speechless, their ears turning red.

As for Teacher Zeng, she blushed deeply, her Adam's apple bobbing up and down as she shuddered, completely succumbing to temptation.

Seeing Laura's slightly narrowed eyes and her blissful expression, Gu Yifan thought to himself, "Oh no."

Could this Laura have a strange quirk about smells, like Lisa?
Lisa likes the smell of fish, while Laura likes the smell of burnt hair?
Are all strong women's romantic partners so strange?

But this kind of behavior.

In Lin Wanyu and Hu Yifei's eyes, she was completely a green tea bitch.

Especially since this Laura has been cheating on Zeng Xiaoxian for so many years, and then she flirts with Teacher Zeng the moment they meet? Ugh, disgusting!

"Teacher Zeng, weren't you going to change your clothes? Hurry up and change, and don't forget your 'green' hat," Lin Wanyu said loudly, subtly reminding him.

This finally caught Laura's attention. She turned to look at Miss Lin, her eyes suddenly turning colder.

"Xian'er, are they your roommates? Aren't you going to introduce them to me?"

Ignoring Lin Wanyu's reminder, Zeng Xiaoxian reacted quickly to Laura's instructions.

He turned his head and naturally took Laura's hand. "This is Wanyu, my former telephone editor."

Teacher Zeng emphasized the word 'before' as if afraid that Laura would misunderstand, and pushed Lin Wanyu toward Gu Yifan, urging, "Alright, I can handle the rest. Wanyu, you should go find your boyfriend."

Lin Wanyu opened her mouth wide, looking completely bewildered. "Teacher Zeng, you weren't like this just now."

Only then did Laura notice Gu Yifan.

Just as Lin Wanyu was thinking, "If this Laura dares to say a single word, I'll tear her mask off,"

Laura's eyes merely flashed with a light, but she showed no intention of speaking.

She truly is a female player; her level is extraordinary.

"Oh, it's the assistant. Xian'er is so different now, she's a famous host."

These words made Zeng Xiaoxian extremely happy. What could be better than the praise from the woman he liked?

Miss Lin is angry.

She kindly wanted to save Teacher Zeng from his misery, but he actually put on shower gel and jumped in himself.

She jumped in!!!

No wonder he has a green meadow on his head!
Lin Wanyu walked angrily to Gu Yifan's side.

Teacher Zeng is not worth saving!
Laura's gaze swept across everyone's faces, perhaps sensing their hostility and realizing it would have a negative impact on her.

Laura pulled Zeng Xiaoxian back unexpectedly, forcing him to focus his gaze on her face.

"Xiaoxian, before the show starts, I have some lines I'd like to discuss with you. How about we find a place and go over the lines together?"

As she spoke, Laura placed her hand on Zeng Xiaoxian's chest again, her fingers tracing circles across his chest.

Zeng Xiaoxian was completely captivated. He grabbed Laura's hand and fixed his tender gaze firmly on her face.

"Okay, but we seem to be running out of time."

Laura smiled and said, "It's okay, don't forget how well we used to work together!"

With that, Laura pulled Zeng Xiaoxian out the door in a hurry, "I also bought some red wine, we can celebrate this wonderful day of reunion."

"boom!"

The door slammed shut.

Laura's voice could still be faintly heard before the door was closed.

"Xian'er, your perfume smells especially good today, and those sunglasses look particularly cool too."

The living room was completely silent.

A few seconds later, Miss Lin, furious, crossed her arms and walked to the sofa, where she sat down angrily.

It's unbelievable no matter how you look at it.

"Teacher Zeng just surrendered like that? He even told me to mind my own business!!!"

She felt a sense of frustration, like, "I am willing to fight to the death! Why did Your Majesty surrender first?"

Lin Wanyu's chest heaved violently with anger.

Gu Yifan walked behind her, massaged her shoulders, and comforted her with a smile, "That's perfect. It proves that my guess was right. Teacher Zeng is no match for Laura at all."

“He’s completely infatuated with Lara now,” Lu Ziqiao sighed, shaking his head, then grinned mischievously.

"However, I must say, that Laura does have a certain allure."

"How about we make a bet? Tonight, Teacher Zeng will be promoted to a real man!"

"Tch, I thought Zeng Xiaoxian could do anything," Ms. Hu, who was watching from the sidelines, said dismissively.

Looking at Gu Yifan curiously, she asked, "How did you guess that Zeng Xiaoxian would turn out like this?"

Gu Yifan pondered for a moment, then spread his hands and shrugged.

"Well, I didn't expect Teacher Zeng to fall for it so quickly."

Everyone burst out laughing.

Lin Wanyu mimicked Laura's tone, saying sarcastically, "I also bought red wine to celebrate this long-awaited reunion."

Miss Lin was speechless. She rolled her eyes, raised her head, and asked Gu Yifan.

"Pah, do all you men like this kind of thing?"

"Don't you girls like it too?" Gu Yifan asked innocently.

Lin Wanyu thought for a moment, then laughed first.

Okay, big brother, don't laugh at your second sister.

"So what do we do next? I have a feeling that Teacher Zeng might be hurt even more deeply by that Laura this time!"

Lin Wanyu's concerns were not unfounded; everyone knew what Laura was thinking.

She might genuinely want something to happen with Zeng Xiaoxian, but it's definitely not a case of a promiscuous woman turning over a new leaf and wanting to settle down with Zeng Xiaoxian.

But I'm afraid Teacher Zeng took it seriously. Last time, he saw a psychologist for a year before he recovered. Can he pull himself together again this time?

"this one"

Gu Yifan pondered.

Now, getting rid of Laura and stopping her from bothering Teacher Zeng is no longer just about Teacher Zeng.

It was also for his own sake.

The system just sent a notification that Laura is actually the first boss Gu Yifan has encountered since he came to the apartment.

The Demonic Ancestor, tsk, the feel of this plastic online game is even stronger now.

Regardless of the circumstances, Gu Yifan has to defeat this boss.

"Let's let the dust settle for a while, and once Teacher Zeng is completely captivated, it will be Gao Jian's turn to appear."

Lin Wanyu nodded.

She initially thought that revealing the bloody truth directly to Teacher Zeng might be too cruel.

Looking at it now, a serious illness requires immediate and strong treatment!

Bar downstairs.

Miss Qin and Meijia, who slept until 6 p.m., also came downstairs to find everyone.

After learning about this from Wanyu.

Miss Qin regretted not being able to witness this scene firsthand.

"It's really unexpected that Teacher Zeng has such a romantic history."

Qin Yumo sighed with sympathy.

I thought it was ridiculous enough that I kept encountering scumbags and that Richard had deceived me emotionally.

Unexpectedly, the real victim was Teacher Zeng, who actually forgave Laura.

"Wow, I only knew that Teacher Zeng was cheated on, I didn't know there was so much backstory, what a pity." Meijia was very disappointed to have missed such a good opportunity to hear the gossip.

"Hehe, who told you to be asleep at the time? But we'll have another chance to meet. The real show hasn't even started yet," Lin Wanyu said with a smug grin as she flipped through a fashion magazine.

Seeing Lin Wanyu's energetic appearance, Meijia was quite puzzled.

Even after sleeping for another six or seven hours, Meijia and Yumo were still somewhat listless.

Then look at Wanyu and Yifei, who seem completely unaffected.

How did they do it?
"Well, it might be due to her constitution? Besides, Gu Yifan's massage is very effective," Miss Lin said.

Immediately, both Meijia and Miss Qin's eyes fell on Gu Yifan.

"Wanyu, can I talk to you about something?"

Meijia pointed to her finger and spoke shyly.

She simply wanted to experience the 'magical massage' that Miss Lin had touted so much about.

Miss Qin's expression became somewhat complicated.

A shyness tinged with a hint of unconscious anticipation.
She did have some memory loss in the morning, but after going back to her room and taking a nap, her memory gradually returned.

Think about the absurd things you've done.

To perform that kind of erotic dance for a man, especially in front of your best friend and his girlfriend.

There was also the scene of feeding him wine mouth-to-mouth, and the three women taking advantage of Gu Yifan while he was making a late-night snack.

Just these things alone made Qin Yumo feel ashamed to face Gu Yifan, let alone Yifei and Wanyu.

Unexpectedly, she spent a long time choosing her words, and before she could even apologize, she had just brought up the matter.

Lin Wanyu and Hu Yifei both expressed their opinions.

He drank too much last night, so it's understandable. Tell her not to take it to heart.

Qin Yumo breathed a sigh of relief, but was also somewhat puzzled.

Are they all this generous?
With Lin Wanyu nodding in approval.

Gu Yifan massaged Meijia's neck and shoulders.

You won't know until you try.

Upon trying it, Meijia and Miss Qin immediately fell in love with the feeling of their souls relaxing.

Miss Qin was initially very nervous, but Gu Yifan's fingertips seemed to possess a magical power.

Gradually, you'll start to enjoy it.

It wasn't until Qin Yumo could no longer control herself and let out a soft groan.

In an instant, Ms. Qin's cheeks turned as red as wine. She dared not look at Gu Yifan's reaction, her heart pounding like a deer.

Knowing the power of the Divine Move, Gu Yifan didn't pay much attention and withdrew his hand.

"Are you feeling better now?"

"Um, thank you." Qin Yumo felt a sudden emptiness in her heart, bit her lip, and turned away.

While Wanyu and Yifei were discussing the magazine, Qin Yumo quickly looked up.

Their gazes met unexpectedly in mid-air.

Gu Yifan was also looking at her.

Qin Yumo's eyes sparkled, and her cheeks flushed. After regaining her composure, the invisible barrier between them quietly broke down.

Gu Yifan: "I'm going to wash my hands."

"Okay," Qin Yumo stared at his back, lost in thought for a long time.

(End of this chapter)