I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 332 The Love Between the Real and Fake Xiaoxian is a Light That Makes You Frightened by Its Greenness!

late at night.

The bar became very quiet after most of the guests left.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who just finished his show, came here on a date with Laura.

"You've worked hard, Laura. Would you like something to drink? It's on me."

Zeng Xiaoxian eagerly pulled out a chair for Laura, and after Laura sat down, he rubbed his hands together and asked with a smile.

The reason they didn't go anywhere else but chose to meet at the bar downstairs from their apartment building was...

Perhaps it's because this place is more familiar, it's their own 'territory,' and they feel more confident here.

Unfortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian's little schemes couldn't be kept from a master like Laura.

"Why are you thanking me? I should be thanking you, Xian'er. Tonight has been the most relaxing and happiest night I've had in a long time."

Laura put down her bag, smiled slightly, and placed her delicate hand on Zeng Xiaoxian's chest.

A gentle scratch on each of the five fingers in rose-colored nail polish.

Like a cat's claws scratching at his heart, it gave Zeng Xiaoxian a jolt, and Laura's tender and affectionate gaze also made Zeng Xiaoxian's heart race.

"No, no, Laura."

Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head left and right guiltily, afraid of being seen.

Laura chuckled again, "Besides, don't you think we should do something more meaningful tonight?"

His tone carried a hint of resentment as his finger naturally moved downwards.

Wherever it touches, the skin becomes more sensitive.

Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed Laura's hand, his cheeks flushed, "You're right."

Under Laura's encouraging gaze.

Zeng Xiaoxian's Adam's apple bobbed up and down for a moment before hesitatingly speaking.

"What would you like to drink? I'll go order."

Laura was clearly disappointed; this was not what she wanted to hear.

Zeng Xiaoxian knew what Laura meant; in fact, he felt the same way.

But when the moment came, I still got nervous.

"Pfft, then any cocktail will do." Laura's expectations were dashed, but she wasn't angry. Instead, she chuckled and said with captivating charm.

"Xian'er, you're so cute~ It's okay, the night is still long, we'll take it slow."

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's flushed face and fleeing figure, he almost bumped into the table next to him.

Laura's pretty face showed a hint of smugness.

More than two years have passed since they last met, and Zeng Xiaoxian is still so innocent. How could he possibly escape her clutches?

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished drinking, he went to the bathroom to wash his face and calmed down before returning.

But they found Laura chatting and laughing with the male bartender.

Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian felt extremely jealous and quickened his pace to rush over.

What are you talking about? Tell me too.

As Zeng Xiaoxian spoke, he glared at the bartender.

The male bartender shrugged and turned to leave.

Laura, on the other hand, had a bright smile on her face. She raised her head and sniffed the air, feigning surprise, "Why does it smell strange?"

"Smell?" Zeng Xiaoxian frantically sniffed himself. "No, I don't smell anything."

But then she saw Laura with her arm resting on the table, one hand supporting her chin, looking at her with a smile.

"Why does it smell so sour? Can't you smell it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian blushed and stammered, unable to speak.

At that moment, Laura reached out and took his hand, her eyes conveying affection.

"Xian'er, you're still as adorable as ever."

Zeng Xiaoxian's heart fluttered, and his previous minor emotions were completely forgotten.

"Laura, you're a little different than before."

"What's different?" Laura asked in surprise.

"More beautiful, more intellectual, more confident." Zeng Xiaoxian said these flattering words as if they were free, making Laura smile.

"Over the years, I have traveled abroad and visited many places, and things have probably changed."

Zeng Xiaoxian took Laura's hand in return and said with deep emotion, "I'm willing to be your listener."

Laura nodded, about to speak.

Suddenly, I noticed the sunglasses that Zeng Xiaoxian had been wearing the whole time.

"It's so dark, can you see anything with sunglasses on?"

"I'll remove it for you."

As he spoke, Lawrence reached out to help Zeng Xiaoxian take off his sunglasses.

"No, no!"

Zeng Xiaoxian froze, realizing he had burned off most of his eyebrows, and quickly pushed Laura's hand away.

Laura was surprised by Zeng Xiaoxian's strong reaction, which only made her more curious.

"What's wrong, Xian'er? Is there something you can't let me see?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's guilty conscience was written all over his face. "No, it's nothing, just a minor injury."

Laura's voice suddenly rose eight octaves, "Xian'er, you're injured?!"

This concerned response made Zeng Xiaoxian a little smug. "It's alright, it's alright."

Laura stood up, walked around the table to Zeng Xiaoxian's side, and said in an unquestionable tone.

"let me see."

"Don't"

Zeng Xiaoxian tried to struggle, but was intimidated by Laura.

Laura carefully removed Zeng Xiaoxian's glasses.

When her fingertips touched Zeng Xiaoxian's cheek, Zeng Xiaoxian closed his eyes in despair.

The atmosphere seemed to freeze for a moment.

be quiet
A few seconds later, Zeng Xiaoxian closed his eyes tightly and opened them slightly.

Seeing Laura's bewildered and surprised expression.

"It's ugly, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and said dejectedly.

"I know it looks bad without most of my eyebrows. Actually, my hair wasn't permed. It's all Lu Ziqiao's fault, it's him."

Before Zeng Xiaoxian could finish speaking, Laura chuckled.

"so cute!"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly shut his mouth, as if he had been illuminated by light, looking at Laura with hopeful eyes like a believer worshipping a goddess.

Laura stroked Zeng Xiaoxian's face.

"It's not ugly at all; on the contrary, it's quite interesting. At least I don't think it's ugly."

Zeng Xiaoxian's lips trembled as he covered Laura's slightly cool hand. "You really think so? You're not just trying to comfort me?"

Laura took the opportunity to sit down next to Zeng Xiaoxian and nodded generously, "That's right, this isn't just comforting."

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, overwhelmed with emotion.

"Laura, it's so good to have you."

The two drew closer and closer.

Just as their lips were about to touch.

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly shrank back.

"Um...where have you been all these years? Tell me about it."

Laura narrowed her eyes, her hand unconsciously clenching under the table, but she still thought for a moment.

"Where should I begin? During this time apart, I've been to many places and encountered many dangers."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened: "Danger?"

Laura smiled slightly and patted Zeng Xiaoxian's hair.

"Don't worry, I'll just stand here quietly, but Johnny Lulu will be in trouble."

Laura's tone was somewhat gloating.

"Report! Important news! Teacher Zeng is on her way back and has already entered Building 3!"

The next day, suite 3601.

Zhanbo, carrying breakfast, rushed in and shouted loudly.

This attracted the attention of everyone inside the house.

On Monday, a workday, Gu Yifan stayed in his apartment instead of going to school or the company.

As the end of the month approached and exams were just around the corner, he felt surprisingly relaxed.

This is because Gu Yifan's acquisition of Ele.me had impressed the department leaders, who gave him special permission.

This also allowed Gu Yifan to attend fewer meaningless classes.

For example, Shangguan Chuqian's College English.

Gu Yifan: I'm sorry, Teacher Shangguan, I will bring your Big Cannon Brother to you.

Of course, he also had perfectly valid reasons.

It involves collaborating with Lisa, a top producer at Shanghai TV station, on a program, which requires taking up class time.

Even senior students might not be able to get an internship at Shanghai TV station, but Gu Yifan has already partnered with a top producer to produce a program.

What's the point of having a class?

The teachers all agreed to give Gu Yifan a break, but he still had to take the final exam.

In addition, the company is developing in an orderly manner.

Everything went according to plan, and Gu Yifan, the boss, actually had more free time.

This morning, the "Special Task Force to Save Teacher Zeng and Punish the Scumbag Girl" was officially established at 3601.

Gu Yifan was elected as the deputy group leader without hesitation.

Yes, the team leader is Ms. Hu.

Gu Yifan discovered for the first time that Yifei had quite a strong desire for officialdom.

Deputy is fine.

The first thing Gu Yifan did upon taking office was to ascertain the current status of Teacher Zeng's relationship with Laura. "Well done, go and catch Teacher Zeng later."

Gu Yifan stood up from the sofa, patted Zhanbo on the shoulder as encouragement, and took the breakfast from the panting Zhanbo's hands.

He handed the deluxe version of the scallion pancake to Lin Wanyu.

"Thank you," Lin Wanyu said to Gu Yifan with a smile.

Zhanbo felt heartbroken watching this. He was the one who bought the breakfast, sob sob sob.

What? Why didn't Zhanbo go to the company?

Since Gu Yifan is the boss, Zhanbo can just listen to him.

Ziqiao, who was playing with Xiao Shiwan, came over after smelling the food. "Finally, it's time to eat. I'm starving!"

Ms. Hu muttered to herself, "Dogs have a really good nose."

Ziqiao said smugly.

"Teacher Zeng is only just back now, it seems I have this bet in my grasp."

Gu Yifan distributed scallion pancakes and soy milk, glancing at Ziqiao, "Don't be so confident until the very last moment. Also, this is ten yuan for you."

"How could that be?" Lu Ziqiao remained unconvinced, taking a large bite of his scallion pancake and speaking with conviction.

“Teacher Zeng hasn’t been home all night, where could he be staying? He can’t possibly say he had a long talk with Laura at a hotel all night, can he?”

Upon hearing this, Meijia and Miss Qin nodded in agreement.

"Why does it feel like Mr. Zeng was taken advantage of even though he lost his virginity?" Miss Qin wondered.

Meijia shook her head and sighed, "Teacher Zeng has been defiled."

"As far as I know, most boys' first experience is with a gentle and patient older sister, and they succeed under her guidance," Lu Ziqiao said with a grin early in the morning.

"Those who had unpleasant experiences were actually with young girls who knew nothing."

"Shut up and eat your scallion pancake." Hu Yifei couldn't stand Lu Ziqiao anymore.

She was also a little guilty, and it seemed that what Lu Ziqiao said was true.

Lu Ziqiao shrugged, just about to continue his unorthodox remarks, when he heard a door close next door.

Everyone's eyes lit up.

They all stood up and rushed into 3602.

Suite 3602.

Zeng Xiaoxian was startled by the crowd that followed him and rushed into the suite.

"Welcome back, Teacher Zeng!" everyone said in unison.

Lu Ziqiao took the lead, rushed over and hugged the bewildered Zeng Xiaoxian, while also asking questions impatiently.

"Teacher Zeng, how was your first experience? Wasn't it wonderful?"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion, "What first experience?"

"It's about you and Laura doing naughty things together." Lu Ziqiao made a thumbs-up gesture with a sly grin on his face.

"Don't listen to his nonsense." Meijia pushed Lu Ziqiao away and looked Zeng Xiaoxian up and down.

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was somewhat listless but did not bear any signs of being cruelly harmed, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Teacher Zeng, where did you go last night? We were all very worried about you."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed, "Worried about me? What do I, a grown man, have to worry about?"

"But the one with you is the ruthless Laura, who eats people without spitting out the bones," Ms. Hu joked.

Zeng Xiaoxian frowned and defended Laura.

"Laura is a good person, how did she become someone who eats people alive? Hu Yifei, you are not allowed to slander her!"

Yifei shrugged and turned to Gu Yifan, saying, "Now we can be sure that Zeng Xiaoxian has lost his mind and is completely out of it."

He actually started defending Laura, who had cheated on him for six years.

"Teacher Zeng, what is your relationship with Laura now?" Lin Wanyu asked impatiently.

"Yes, yes." Guan Gu nodded.

Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian revealed a smug smile.

He deliberately kept her in suspense, then walked over and sat down on the sofa.

"It seems everyone is quite concerned about my love life."

"We're not concerned, we just want to watch the drama unfold. Let's see how quickly you can fall for it, Teacher Zeng." Meijia's sarcastic remark made Zeng Xiaoxian's face darken.

Zeng Xiaoxian tried to explain.

“You all had too many negative impressions of Laura before. Actually, Laura has changed and is not the same as before.”

Lu Ziqiao sat down on the armrest next to Zeng Xiaoxian and said earnestly, "I've heard this kind of talk too many times, Teacher Zeng."

"Those naive girls who are deceived without realizing it are all like this, making excuses for the scumbags who deceived their feelings."

Miss Qin rolled her eyes disdainfully. "Young Master Lü, you're not talking about yourself, are you?"

Lu Ziqiao blushed.

Seeing that no one believed him, Zeng Xiaoxian began to recount his experience of dating Laura the previous night.

"Wait a minute, Mr. Zeng. We don't care about anything else. Can you tell us first whether you successfully reached base?" Ziqiao interrupted Zeng Xiaoxian and asked.

Zeng Xiaoxian blushed and glared at him, "That's a very offensive question!"

"Yes or no?"

Ignoring everything else, Lu Ziqiao stared into Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes and asked.

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly felt a little guilty, avoided looking into Lu Ziqiao's eyes, and stammered.

"No way, Teacher Zeng?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes widened, and he raised his voice, "You don't even have this?"

"Really? Teacher Zeng, you actually held the line?" Meijia blinked and said.

Qin Yumo exclaimed in surprise, "It seems we underestimated your Teacher Zeng."

Zeng Xiaoxian was furious and embarrassed. "I just met Laura for the first time after we reunited. How could anything happen between us? Am I that kind of person?"

“We believe you, but we don’t believe Laura,” Guan Gu said innocently.

Zi Qiao, who thought he had the upper hand, was furious when he learned that Zeng Xiaoxian hadn't come home all night and hadn't even had anything happen between him and Laura.

"Teacher Zeng, are you even a man? How could you miss such an opportunity?"

Faced with the enraged Zi Qiao, Zeng Xiaoxian pushed him away, saying, "Can't you wait until I finish speaking?"

"I haven't decided yet whether or not I should reconcile with Laura."

As Zeng Xiaoxian recounted his story, everyone learned that he had actually parted ways with Laura around 2 or 3 a.m. the previous night.

I simply went for a stroll near the Bund by myself and sat there until dawn before taking the earliest subway back.

As for why Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated.

This brings us to Laura's ex-boyfriend, ex-husband, and fiancé, who could form a reinforced platoon.

"fiancé?!"

Everyone was shocked, and then they all exclaimed in unison, as if an explosion had broken out.

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded expressionlessly, "That's right, I was also shocked when I found out."

"Don't rush, there's something even more shocking to come."

Looking at everyone's expressions, Zeng Xiaoxian felt a wicked sense of pleasure.

Over the next hour, Laura confessed to Zeng Xiaoxian that she had six boyfriends, two fiancés, and three ex-husbands.

This completely shattered everyone's understanding and lowered their standards.

Even Lu Ziqiao was humbled.

"Wait a minute, Teacher Zeng, let me confirm. You just said that Laura and that guerrilla were attacked at the gas station?"

Lu Ziqiao suddenly interrupted Zeng Xiaoxian, his expression serious.

“That’s right.” Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, looking conflicted. “Luckily, Laura is alright; she just had a scratch near her eye. She said that even in that life-or-death moment, she thought of me.”

Guan Gu chuckled and said, "Congratulations, Teacher Zeng, you've lost one of your competitors."

Ziqiao's expression grew increasingly strange, and he hesitated before speaking, "Teacher Zeng, don't you think there's something wrong with this?"

"What's the problem? In places like those frequently embroiled in war, being attacked isn't very common," Zeng Xiaoxian asked, puzzled.

With a blank expression, Gu Yifan, having already foreseen this, raised his hand and covered Miss Lin's ears.

Lu Ziqiao finally couldn't help but shout, "Idiot, I meant the posture, the posture is wrong."

"Position?" Zeng Xiaoxian said impatiently, "Ziqiao, don't use your filthy thoughts to think about everything, okay?"

Lu Ziqiao slapped his forehead in anguish; he hated virgins.

"Okay, then let me ask you this: if shrapnel flew past Laura's eye, how could it have hit her ex-husband and rendered him infertile?"

Silence!

First, Ms. Hu, who had experience, saw the scene in her mind, and when she realized what was happening, her face turned bright red.

"Bah! Disgusting!"

Miss Qin and Meijia had also thought of it, and they looked disgusted.

Only Zhanbo still looked blank, while Guangu, a seasoned veteran who had seen a lot of films, explained in a low voice, somewhat embarrassed.

Zhanbo was dumbfounded.

"Guan Gu, you mean they were being intimate at the time? They shouldn't have been able to hit that team member, unless Laura was only one meter tall, or..."

Zhanbo suddenly stopped mid-sentence and remained silent for a long time.

An eerie silence fell over the room.

Although Gu Yifan covered Lin Wanyu's ears, she still vaguely heard Ziqiao's words, and her pretty face turned red.

"That's at a gas station! This Laura is truly an evil woman; we must rescue Teacher Zeng from her clutches!"

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's blank expression, he remained silent.

The experienced Ziqiao let out a long breath and then spread his hands.

"And she lost consciousness, and when she regained consciousness, she was in the men's restroom with her fiancé, Mike. Why not in the hospital?"

Suddenly, Zeng Xiaoxian frowned and said, "Stop talking!"

Ziqiao, shut up.

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression was ferocious, his clenched fists loosened, and he helplessly clutched his head.

“I know, I know Laura may have some past issues, but she’s been honest with me, she’ll change, right?”

Then Zeng Xiaoxian added, "At first, I also found it hard to accept, but when I was wandering around by the river, I understood."

"I still can't let go of her, I can't let go of this relationship."

"Ziqiao, you understand, right?"

(End of this chapter)