I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 336 Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, never underestimate a poor but virtuous person!
With a loud 'bang' as the door slammed shut, the sound reached 3601.

The balcony also fell into silence.

Well, everyone hopes that Teacher Zeng will show some courage and have a truly satisfying outburst.

But when he actually heard it, Teacher Zeng, who was usually a kind and mild-mannered person, flew into a rage.

Not only Laura, but everyone else had never seen Teacher Zeng like this before.

For a moment, everyone held their breath and remained silent, looking at each other with a sense of unease.

"Should we go and see how Teacher Zeng is doing?" Meijia Nuonuo suggested.

“Who’s going to go see him? Teacher Zeng seems to be on the verge of exploding, and I don’t want to go and invite trouble,” Ziqiao said with a shrug.

Guan Gu thought for a moment, "Why don't we let Teacher Zeng calm down?"

Qin Yumo nodded. "Agreed."

"Won't Teacher Zeng do something irrational?" Lin Wanyu asked worriedly.

Everyone turned their attention to Gu Yifan and Hu Yifei.

Seeing this, Ms. Hu gritted her teeth and stepped forward, saying, "What's there to be afraid of? Zeng Xiaoxian can't possibly cause any trouble, can he? I'll go!"

Before Yifei could finish speaking, Gu Yifan placed his hand on her shoulder.

"Never mind, I'll go. The idea for the later video with the insightful comments was mine. I'll go explain it to Teacher Zeng."

As he spoke, Gu Yifan scratched his head, realizing that this strong medicine seemed a bit too potent.

I hope Teacher Zeng won't be too angry.

Gu Yifan didn't have time to pay attention to the system notification that "You have successfully defeated the Demonic Ancestor and driven him out of the Binhai Ancient City."

I hurriedly left room 3601 and went to suite 3602.

open the door.

The sounds of a heated argument that had just taken place in the living room seemed to linger, creating a tense atmosphere.

The television was on.

The image freezes on Laura's arm linked with Gao Jian's as they leave the bar.

On the dining table, the untouched food had stopped steaming, and the empty wine glasses lay tilted on the table.

The living room was empty.

Where did Teacher Zeng go? Could she really be thinking of doing something drastic?

Gu Yifan walked around the sofa and searched for a while.

Finally, behind the sofa, they found Zeng Xiaoxian sitting on the floor, holding a bottle of red wine and leaning against the sofa.

Teacher Zeng was completely hidden in the shadow of the sofa, making her difficult to notice.

"Phew, Teacher Zeng!"

Gu Yifan breathed a sigh of relief, opened his mouth, but didn't know how to start speaking.

Upon hearing the voice, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been keeping his head down and unable to see his face, finally looked up.

Bitterness and indifference were visible on his face, and he suddenly seemed quite dejected.

"Laura, is she gone?" Gu Yifan opened his mouth, but finally squatted down to ask.

"Yes, I'll tell her to get out and never show her face in front of me again." Zeng Xiaoxian's voice was hoarse.

He then took another big gulp of red wine, which choked him and caused him to cough violently.

Gu Yifan quickly patted Teacher Zeng's back.

"Do not touch me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian avoided Gu Yifan.

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Gu Yifan awkwardly withdrew his hand.

As expected, Teacher Zeng got angry.

Gu Yifan said sincerely, "I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng, I'd like to explain."

"No need to say anything." Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and smiled wryly. "No wonder everyone was so enthusiastic and even helped me arrange a candlelight dinner. It turns out they had prepared a 'big surprise' for me."

Gu Yifan didn't speak, but Teacher Zeng's tone was clearly sarcastic.

Although Gu Yifan didn't think he was wrong, the mistake wasn't his or Teacher Zeng's, but Laura's.

But clearly, the current situation is just rubbing salt into Teacher Zeng's wounds.

Zeng Xiaoxian actually understood that Gu Yifan was trying to help him.

However, witnessing Takagi and Laura flirting directly was too impactful.
After a while.

"I'm sorry, Yifan, I wasn't blaming you," Zeng Xiaoxian said quietly, his tone softening.

Gu Yifan blinked, propped himself up on the floor, and sat down gracefully. He took half a bottle of red wine from Teacher Zeng and gulped down a few mouthfuls.

"Sorry, it was my first time, I was a little too rough. I'll be more considerate of your feelings next time, Teacher Zeng," Gu Yifan said seriously.

Zeng Xiaoxian: "."

He wanted to laugh, but he was also angry, so he shouted.

"I already said there won't be a next time!"

“I didn’t say it had to be you, Teacher Zeng.”

After a few seconds, Zeng Xiaoxian said sullenly, "Everyone's probably laughing at me."

"It's because we care about Teacher Zeng, everyone cares about you."

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian's emotions had calmed down a bit, Gu Yifan took the opportunity to pat Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder and said seriously.

"I know I've been acting like I'm possessed these past two days," Zeng Xiaoxian muttered, looking down.

Gu Yifan remained silent and waited quietly.

Usually, at such a closing moment, there is a reminiscence or reflection.

really.

"The Laura I remember is not like the one I just saw."

Zeng Xiaoxian's voice echoed softly in the living room.

"She was young and beautiful back then. She was quirky and clever in the club, and she was incredibly warm and friendly. Every boy wanted to be her friend."

“But she chose to be with you, Teacher Zeng, so you are very happy,” Gu Yifan added.

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, a bitter smile playing on his lips. "That's right. I was overjoyed. I never expected Laura to choose me."

"Laura and I were both very young at the time."

Gu Yifan chuckled, "Teacher Zeng, are you trying to say you're getting old?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shrugged and said dejectedly, "Eight years plus two more years, ten years have passed in the blink of an eye."

"I know people change, but hasn't Laura changed too much, too suddenly?"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked Gu Yifan for help.

"Yes, it's also due to environmental factors," Gu Yifan nodded.

Although Laura is selfish, who is truly selfless and lives only for themselves? No one can say that they are wrong.

But sophisticated selfishness, which harms others, is what makes it detestable.

Gu Yifan didn't think Laura was wrong, but that didn't stop him from disliking her.

Zeng Xiaoxian forced a smile that looked more like a grimace. "This truly awful environment has turned a naive girl into... a..."

"Green tea," Gu Yifan said at the opportune moment.

He knew that Teacher Zeng was soft-hearted and couldn't bring herself to say such a vicious word.

Zeng Xiaoxian remained silent for a moment, then raised his glass of red wine and muttered to himself.

"A toast to our fleeting youth. *burp*"

Gu Yifan suppressed a laugh.

After Teacher Zeng finished burping from the alcohol, he joked.

"If it were Ziqiao, he would definitely say that my youth is like the sun that never sets, never fading."

"Teacher Zeng, don't be so mature, okay? You're not even thirty yet."

"A bright tomorrow awaits you, and the sun will rise as usual. It's not a big deal."

"On the contrary, Teacher Zeng, you should be happy because you have truly let go and moved on."

Zeng Xiaoxian remained silent. Perhaps Gu Yifan was right, and perhaps he would be glad he had come to his senses later, but right now he was still very upset.

"Do you know which of Laura's sentences woke me up?"

Zeng Xiaoxian joked, "She said I'm too mediocre, unambitious, and can't give her a future."

"But how could she possibly know how I got through those 644 nights over the past two years!"

If one's memory weren't so vivid, how could one remember the date so clearly?

"I was once a chosen one, and I also have a double master's degree from Jiaotong University!"

It seemed the effects of the medicine hadn't completely worn off, and Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but reveal the pride he had kept buried in his heart for so many years.

"But ever since Laura cheated on me, I've been completely devastated."

"Do you know why I became a midnight radio host?" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes were bloodshot, and his expression was ferocious.

Gu Yifan did some mental calculations.

Six hundred episodes. That means Zeng Xiaoxian and Laura haven't seen each other for over six hundred days.

In other words, his role as the master of Your Moon, My Heart began after Laura left.

Gu Yifan thought for a moment and said, "Because you're afraid of the dark, afraid of loneliness, afraid of being alone?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up. He reached out and grabbed Gu Yifan's arm tightly, saying excitedly, "My soulmate! Yifan, you are my soulmate!"

Gu Yifan chuckled awkwardly.

Because that's what Nolan said too.

“I can let what others say about me gossip,” Zeng Xiaoxian said through gritted teeth after his outburst, “but I don’t accept Laura calling me a coward!”

Zeng Xiaoxian's current state is largely due to the blows Laura dealt him.

Laura even mocked him for it.

No wonder Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't hold back and couldn't bear it.

"Then, Teacher Zeng, you should show her what it's like to live a decent life. Things change, and fortunes can change in the future! Don't underestimate a promising young man." Gu Yifan took the opportunity to comfort Teacher Zeng.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up again. "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, never underestimate Xiaoxian's poverty! This saying is fantastic, I'll take it as my motto!"

After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian let out a long sigh of relief, "I feel much better now that you have Fan to talk to."

"Of course, we're buddies," Gu Yifan replied with a smile.

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, then hesitated and said, "Then I'd like to ask you for one more thing."

"You said, don't even mention one, ten wouldn't be a problem." Gu Yifan patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder hard. "Just one is fine. Can we not tell Ziqiao and the others what we talked about tonight?" Zeng Xiaoxian said shyly, his eyes shining with hope.

Gu Yifan asked with a smile, "Teacher Zeng, are you afraid they'll laugh at you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, then shook his head. "I don't want everyone to know that I'm a complete failure."

Gu Yifan was about to speak.

Unexpectedly, the suite door suddenly opened.
The crowd, who had been eavesdropping outside the door for a long time, rushed into the suite.

Ziqiao rushed to the front and, facing the dumbfounded Zeng Xiaoxian, said loudly and proudly, "I'm so sorry, Teacher Zeng, we already know!"

“That’s right, Teacher Zeng! I have to say, you were especially manly tonight! Especially manly!” Meijia said enthusiastically.

"You...you all came?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked surprised and hurriedly got up from the ground in a disheveled state.

As soon as he stood up, Guan Gu rushed up and hugged him.

"Well done, Teacher Zeng! You didn't disgrace our 3602!"

Guan Gu excitedly patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the back, making several muffled thuds.

Gu Yifan noticed that Teacher Zeng's expression had become more pained.

Even Zhanbo said, half-jokingly and half-seriously, "Teacher Zeng, you're amazing! You'll be my idol from now on!"

Zeng Xiaoxian blushed a little at first, feeling embarrassed.

But as he watched the group of people beaming with pride, Gu Yifan noticed that Teacher Zeng, who had been hunched over, was quietly straightening up.

Facing the expectant gazes of the crowd.

Zeng Xiaoxian, concerned about his image, coughed lightly, feigning indifference.

"Oh, what's so bad about that? I've always been a man, haven't I?"

The crowd burst into good-natured laughter.

Wow, what a sumptuous meal!

Miss Lin caught a faint aroma of food, turned her head to look at the untouched delicacies on the table, and her eyes lit up.

"Well, if everyone doesn't mind, why don't we share some?"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized why Gu Yifan and Guan Gu had cooked so many dishes all at once.

It was probably all planned out from the beginning.

Zeng Xiaoxian was very fortunate that Gu Yifan was his friend; he was no match for that kid, who was too quick-witted and he couldn't catch up with him at all.

At this moment, Gu Yifan stepped forward.

"Forget it, the food's already cold and we'll have to reheat it, it's too much trouble. I've already booked a table at our usual spot downstairs, it's a celebration banquet, no one can be absent!"

Lin Wanyu wanted to say it was okay, but Gu Yifan pulled her aside and whispered a few words in her ear.

Lin Wanyu's eyes widened slightly, and finally she nodded without hesitation, "Alright then, let's go downstairs to eat."

The main problem was that Teacher Zeng and Laura were arguing, and the whole table of food was covered in saliva.

I'll skip Teacher Zeng's, but I'm really afraid that Laura's might contain a virus.

"Isn't this a bit too wasteful?" Miss Qin asked in surprise.

"It won't be wasted," Gu Yifan said mysteriously.

Looks like Xiao Shiwan is in for a feast tonight.

Anyway, Xiao Shiwan has a stomach that's practically bottomless, so Gu Yifan isn't worried at all that it will get too full.

Sometimes, Gu Yifan wondered why the system's descriptions seemed like Schrödinger's cat.

Xiao Shiwan is clearly a native dog, but now it seems to be transforming into a spirit beast.

Perhaps it was because it was fed a lot of pills produced by the system, which changed its physique?

If this continues, Gu Yifan might be able to raise the first spirit beast in this urban world to possess extraordinary power.

No one cared about anything else; as long as someone was treating them to a meal, that was enough.

Zeng Xiaoxian told everyone to go downstairs first, and he would change his clothes and tidy himself up before going.

Then everyone left, chatting and laughing.

But as Gu Yifan was leaving, he turned around and saw Teacher Zeng standing in the darkness, her expression still showing some struggle.

Everyone got quite drunk tonight.

Zeng Xiaoxian was the first to get drunk.

First, he launched into a tirade against Gu Yifan and Ziqiao's terrible ideas, and then he called and gave Gao Jian a good scolding.

But then, Teacher Zeng suddenly changed his tune, saying he wanted to become sworn brothers with them and swear an oath of blood.

The next day, Gu Yifan thought back on it and felt that Teacher Zeng's words had a hidden meaning; that's what he said.

"Heaven and Earth above, Lord Guan Yu above, I, Zeng Xiaoxian, today swear brotherhood with these three! From this day forward, we four brothers will share blessings and hardships, and neither brother's wife nor brother's face shall be dishonored."

Gu Yifan: Oh! So Teacher Zeng is trying to prevent this from happening again?
scheming boy!

In short, many interesting little stories happened.

Everyone came with high spirits and left with great enjoyment.

They said goodnight to each other and went to sleep.

"Yifei, you live in 3603 now, don't turn into 3601."

Ms. Qin said this as she pulled the dazed Ms. Hu away.

"Oh," Ms. Hu said, a hint of resentment clearly visible in her eyes.

She exchanged a glance with Gu Yifan, who was supporting Wanyu.

That evening, after taking care of the drunk Miss Lin, Gu Yifan...

Seizing the opportunity, I quietly slipped away to 3603.

Push open the unlocked door

Even in complete darkness, nothing can stop two passionate hearts from drawing closer to each other.

Gu Yifan found Hu Yifei's door and knocked gently.

A moment later, a rustling sound came from inside the door.

The door quietly opened a crack.

Warm light shone from inside the house to outside the door, leaving a trail of light.

Sure enough, Hu Yifei was still awake. On the contrary, she was not drunk as she had been when she came back; she was quite sober.

The two looked at each other silently, neither of them saying a word.

The next second, Hu Yifei reached out her delicate hand and pulled Gu Yifan into the room, then locked the door behind her.

The two shadows became entangled in the blink of an eye, inseparable.

Ms. Hu seemed to be venting all the emotions she had accumulated over the past two months.

The power of initiative is terrifying.
Of course, Gu Yifan was no pushover either. He had recently learned many new moves and wanted to ask Master Hu for advice!

A moment later, the two, who understood each other implicitly, finally had their first brief conversation.

"Turn off the lights."

No, I just want to look at you.

"No! Turn it off quickly, please!"

tonight.

Ms. Hu's increasingly furrowed brows finally relaxed completely.
The next day, Gu Yifan woke up as dawn was breaking.

A slightly warm, delicate body pressed against him in the quilt.

It was completely different from Miss Lin's experience; it was a vibrant and wild natural beauty.

Gu Yifan praised the beauty of nature!
Gently pushing away the beautiful legs that were straddling him, Gu Yifan turned to the side and examined Ms. Hu's peaceful sleeping posture.

His gaze lingered briefly on her red lips before settling on Yifei's delicate features and long eyelashes.

Gu Yifan felt a sense of satisfaction.

It's so wonderful to have a woman like Yifei.

I wonder what Yifei was dreaming about, because she still had a faint smile on her lips.

Just as Gu Yifan lingered for a while, preparing to leave...

As if sensing something, Ms. Hu, who should have been fast asleep, was startled awake.

She looked at Gu Yifan with her beautiful, dark, and bright eyes.

Seeing his actions, the initial confusion quickly turned into reluctance.

Where are you going?

Gu Yifan's body stiffened.

Hu Yifei also silently stood up, her waterfall-like black hair cascading down, contrasting sharply with her fair skin.

"What time is it?" she asked again, pursing her lips. Her yawning motion resembled that of a young female leopard, elegant yet dangerous.

"Around six o'clock."

Gu Yifan turned around, answered softly, and gently touched Yifei's cheek.

"You can sleep some more."

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Hu Yifei bit her lip, wanting Gu Yifan to stay with her a little longer.

But this is too dangerous; there's a high chance of being discovered.

"I'm sorry, Yifei, it's..."

Gu Yifan also wanted to stay a little longer. He showed his apology, but before he could finish speaking, his lips were covered by a jade hand.

"Don't waste time, hurry up," Hu Yifei said.

"Huh?" Gu Yifan's expression was shocked!
This is outrageous! You vixen! You vixen!!!

Master Hu glared at him arrogantly, then exerted her strength and pulled him back.

With a shift in his posture, he looked down at Gu Yifan from a high vantage point.

Her jade-like hand pressed down on Gu Yifan's shoulder, preventing him from getting up.

On Ms. Hu's slender, pale wrist, she still wore the bracelet that Gu Yifan had given her.

Through the wrist
The mountains are layered and the scenery is delightful.

"You come and go as you please, you bastard!"

Ms. Hu clicked her tongue and said with a fierce expression.

Yifei: My life, my rules!

Does such an extraordinary life need any explanation?!
What's the use of an apology? Show some real action!

(End of this chapter)