I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

That night
Everyone was quite tipsy, and after helping each other back from the bar, they said goodbye and went back to their rooms to rest.

Watching Gu Yifan carrying one in each arm, helping Yifei and Wanyu into room 3601.

Tang Youyou, who was still relatively sober, was somewhat bewildered.

Is this right?
Tang Youyou tugged at Zi Qiao's sleeve and asked quietly.

"Nephew, didn't you say Yifei lives in 3603? How come the three of them are in one room?"

Ziqiao yawned and replied nonchalantly, "Yifei originally lived in 3601 and 3603, but now that no one is here, she's bored so she's going back to 3601 for a couple of days."

Tang Youyou suddenly realized, and her cheeks flushed red.

It turned out to be the case.

Ziqiao glanced at his aunt and saw through her thoughts.

Yes, that's exactly what you're thinking!
However, Ziqiao naturally wouldn't say it, nor would he dare to.

He'll be hunted down by the three of them, with nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.

So it's best to pretend you don't know the answer.

3601, living room.

Gu Yifan first settled the two drunk women on the sofa before closing the door.

"Crack!"

Don't forget to lock the door from the inside.

Then, Gu Yifan put his hands on his hips and looked at the sofa.

The trouble is only just beginning.

Ms. Hu and Miss Lin were each lying on one side of the sofa, fast asleep.

They were all dressed in disheveled clothes, their eyes tightly closed, not making a sound, sleeping like dead pigs.

If two beautiful women who have drunk too much were spotted by someone with ill intentions, they would be overjoyed.

When the time comes, you won't be able to resist being subjected to all sorts of tricks.
Really are.

Even though they're not good drinkers, they still insist on competing in drinking contests!

Gu Yifan sighed.

What else can we do? He made the choice, so we have no choice but to accommodate him.

Gu Yifan walked to the sofa and hesitated between the two women.

He first reached out, slipped his hands through Miss Lin's arms, and with a slight effort, lifted her up.

one by one.

First, put Wanyu back in her room.

"Well"

Lin Wanyu was half-asleep when she felt herself being moved and tried to open her beautiful eyes.

Only when he realized it was Gu Yifan did he feel relieved and let out a barely audible call.

"Xiao Fan~"

"Hmm? What's wrong?" Gu Yifan asked, looking down.

But Lin Wanyu fell silent again, her eyes closed and her cheeks still flushed from the alcohol, like Sleeping Beauty in a fairy tale.

Gu Yifan waited patiently for a few seconds to make sure that Miss Lin had only called him once before returning to his room.

But when it came time to let go of Wanyu, Gu Yifan encountered another problem.

Miss Lin's slender arms were tightly wrapped around Gu Yifan's neck, and she wouldn't let go.

Gu Yifan couldn't break free too forcefully, so he could only gently shake Wanyu, "Wanyu, wake up."

I called out softly a few times.

Lin Wanyu's long eyelashes fluttered a few times, and she silently raised her head.

Gu Yifan: "."

Gu Yifan then kissed Wan Yu's red lips.

Miss Lin then slightly opened her beautiful eyes and looked at Gu Yifan with a confused expression.

"are you home yet?"

Such flawless acting skills—no wonder they say women are all good actresses.

"We're home. Let's change our sleeping position," Gu Yifan said.

But what was unexpected was...

Miss Lin did not obediently comply; instead, she exposed her arms even more tightly, her beautiful eyes fixed on Gu Yifan's face.

"what happened?"

Lin Wanyu blinked, her face visibly turning red. She chuckled twice and said in a drawn-out tone.

"Handsome guy~ You're so good-looking, you look just like my boyfriend!"

Gu Yifan was taken aback and slowly typed out a question mark.

"???"

Has the kid gotten drunk and gone mad?

But Lin Wanyu ignored it all. She tried to get up with a little effort, but then slid back onto the bed weakly and could only look at Gu Yifan with longing eyes.

"嘤嘤嘤!"

She clearly wanted him to pick her up.

Gu Yifan sighed helplessly. Foolish Miss Lin, can't she just sleep peacefully?

But he still helped Lin Wanyu up and held her in his arms.

"Is that all right?"

Miss Lin's request was fulfilled, and she snuggled into Gu Yifan's arms, nuzzling her head against him like a restless kitten.

Take a deep breath.
"Gu Yifan, you smell so good~"

Lin Wanyu said sweetly.

Gu Yifan could feel Lin Wanyu's delicate nose nudging against his shoulder, neck, and collarbone.

"Are you Xiao Shiwan? Go to sleep obediently."

Gu Yifan tried to push Wanyu away, but Miss Lin seemed to be stuck in Gu Yifan's arms, refusing to go to sleep obediently and instead being persistent.

"Fine, Gu Yifan, you're calling me a little dog, aren't you?"

"I didn't." Gu Yifan smiled.

"Yes!" Lin Wanyu struggled to open her eyes, glaring angrily at Gu Yifan.

But this feigned anger lasted less than three seconds before Lin Wanyu gave a charming and innocent laugh.

"I can be your obedient pet too."

As she spoke, Lin Wanyu added coquettishly, "You're only allowed to support me, not Xiao Shiwan."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Shiwan, who was already used to his master and mistress being affectionate, looked up blankly.

What do you mean?
Trying to steal its spot?
Before Gu Yifan could speak, Miss Lin continued to speak to herself after a while.

"Feifei is so annoying, she actually beat me. She wants to steal you away from others, but I'm not going to let Feifei have you."

"Okay, okay, I won't let you." Gu Yifan patted Wanyu's back gently, as if coaxing a child.

Lin Wanyu buried her face in Gu Yifan's shoulder again and hummed in response.

They then fell silent.
A moment later, a soft snore sounded from Gu Yifan's arms.

Phew, finally asleep?

Gu Yifan felt a pang of regret for not recording Wan Yu's expression earlier.

I'll show it to her tomorrow; she's actually competing for attention with Xiao Shiwan.

Just as Gu Yifan was about to carefully put her down...

The drowsy Miss Lin was startled awake again. As if sensing Gu Yifan's movements, she hugged him tightly once more.

"What are you doing"

"I'll get you a towel to wipe your body," Gu Yifan said patiently.

But Lin Wanyu seemed not to hear Gu Yifan's reply, looking up at him pitifully, like a child about to be abandoned.

"Are you thinking of going to see Feifei?"

"No," Gu Yifan immediately denied.

"that is!"

Lin Wanyu ignored all explanations and, with a strength she didn't know she possessed, actually managed to pin Gu Yifan down.

She straddled Gu Yifan's stomach, looking down at him with a glare.

You are not allowed to go anywhere!

Gu Yifan was starting to have doubts about life.

Wan Yu has thin arms and legs and weighs less than 90 pounds, yet she has such great strength?

"Okay, okay, I won't go anywhere. I'll stay with you and sleep, okay?" Gu Yifan patiently coaxed Wanyu.

"Hmph, you just want to be with Feifei, not with her anymore," Lin Wanyu said, her voice growing increasingly aggrieved.

"How could that be? You're my girlfriend," Gu Yifan quickly replied.

"Hmph, since I'm your girlfriend, why are you still going to see Feifei?"

As Lin Wanyu spoke, she swayed and finally collapsed onto Gu Yifan.

Those big eyes stared unblinkingly at Gu Yifan.

"Do you think I'm not good enough in terms of figure?"

"Do you still think I'm not as wild as Feifei?"

"What Feifei can do, I can do too!"

Miss Lin is really difficult to deal with when she's drunk.

Listening to Wan Yu's childish questions one after another, Gu Yifan found it both amusing and adorable, and a mischievous smile crept onto his lips.

Suddenly, she stood up. Caught off guard, Lin Wanyu let out a short scream and instinctively grabbed Gu Yifan's sleeve.

Of course, Gu Yifan also held Wan Yu's slender waist tightly.

How could he bear to let Wanyu fall?

"Gu Yifan, you bullied me!" Lin Wanyu was startled and burst into tears, her small fists raining down on Gu Yifan's chest.

Gu Yifan treated it as a massage, and after Lin Wanyu finished venting, he whispered, "How about I make you some food? Are you hungry?"

Sure enough, Lin Wanyu's attention was diverted, and she immediately nodded, "Mmm~ I want to eat."

"What to eat?"

Lin Wanyu got a little stuck here. She pondered for a long time before finally looking at Gu Yifan with her bright eyes.

Gu Yifan: "?"

"I want to eat you!"

Taking advantage of Gu Yifan's inattention, Lin Wanyu lowered her head and bit Gu Yifan's shoulder.

This time she really meant it.

"Hiss," Gu Yifan frowned.

No, Miss, are you a dog? You really want to bite?

The protective magic item remained unresponsive, indicating that Wanyu harbored no hostility.

Lin Wanyu bit down very hard, and it took almost a minute before she finally let go.

"That's enough. Time to sleep." Gu Yifan patted Lin Meimei's bottom impatiently.

He kindly cooked for the girl and took care of her, yet he still got bitten.

What did he do wrong?

Lin Wanyu did not answer, but instead pulled open Gu Yifan's collar and glanced at him.

Two deep, neat rows of teeth marks appeared on Gu Yifan's shoulder through his clothes, but fortunately, the skin was not broken.

"Does it hurt?" Lin Wanyu asked softly.

"What do you think? Should I bite you too?" Gu Yifan said irritably.

But next second.

Lin Wanyu actually rolled up her sleeve and put her fair and slender forearm near Gu Yifan's mouth, "Then bite me."

Gu Yifan froze. Lin Wanyu was really clever and difficult to deal with at this moment.

Why not play by the rules?

"Then I'll really bite you," Gu Yifan said, feigning a fierce tone.

Lin Wanyu hesitated for a second, then quickly said in a soft voice, "You, you're not allowed to bite too hard."

"why?"

"Because it will hurt," Lin Wanyu replied matter-of-factly.

Gu Yifan chuckled, revealing his gleaming white teeth. "Don't worry, I'll just bite it lightly."

But when Gu Yifan was about to bite down...

"Ouch! Gu Yifan, you really bit me!"

Miss Lin panicked and ran away, rolling back to bed and wrapping herself in the blanket.

By now, Lin Wanyu's hard-won energy had been completely exhausted, and her eyelids were drooping with sleep.

Gu Yifan smiled and said, "Not messing around anymore?"

Lin Wanyu gave a soft "hmm".

"Then go to sleep."

"Stay with me. Don't leave."

"Okay," Gu Yifan replied.

Lin Wanyu stretched out her slender arm and patted the side next to her, "Then you lie down too."

Gu Yifan did as instructed.

As soon as she lay down, Miss Lin's arms and long legs clung to Gu Yifan like an octopus.

They hugged me very tightly and forcefully.

There was nothing else he could do, so Gu Yifan sighed and decided to wait until Lin Wanyu was completely asleep before taking care of Ms. Hu.

However, I imagine Wanyu will fall asleep quickly.

Just as Gu Yifan was thinking this, Miss Lin in his arms became restless again.

"what?"

Gu Yifan felt a smooth hand unbuttoning his clothes.

"Go to sleep," Lin Wanyu replied softly.

Although she didn't explain it clearly, Gu Yifan understood what she meant.

Of course, you should take your clothes off when you sleep.

Miss Lin was less helping Gu Yifan change his clothes and more playing a prank.

Gu Yifan sighed and sat up.

"Be good, I'll help you."

Lin Wanyu hummed in agreement.

She looked incredibly tired and could fall asleep at any moment.

Gu Yifan was finally able to do what he should have done ten minutes earlier.

Help Miss Lin change out of her clothes, which reek of alcohol.

We've been married for a long time, so there's nothing to be shy about.

Gu Yifan tossed the dirty clothes aside, planning to wash them together tomorrow.

Looking at Miss Lin, who had already crawled into bed, she was now hugging a pillow, her long, black hair covering most of her pretty face, clearly indicating that she was asleep.

Gu Yifan waited quietly for a while before turning off the bedside lamp, plunging the room into darkness.

Gu Yifan quietly got off the bed and re-fastened the buttons that Miss Lin had messed up.

Just as she was about to deal with another 'big problem,' Lin Wanyu suddenly mumbled something in a daze.

Gu Yifan's body stiffened in the darkness.
Although Lin Wanyu's voice was very soft and indistinct, Gu Yifan still heard her clearly.

"Gu Yifan wants to have a child with you."

Silently watching the sleeping beauty on the bed.

Gu Yifan smiled gently, tiptoed around to Lin Wanyu's side, and leaned down to give the girl a light kiss on her fair cheek.

"good night."

The door was gently pushed open.

Gu Yifan walked out and had just closed the door when a gust of wind blew past him from behind.

Gu Yifan turned around.

He just happened to reach out and catch the swaying Ms. Hu.

"Yifei?"

Ms. Hu actually woke up; she had drunk even more than Wan Yu.

Gu Yifan thought she would be sleeping soundly.

But now, Ms. Hu is awake, though her eyes are still half-open and drowsy.

"Who?"

Gu Yifan noticed that she was holding a fruit plate from the coffee table.

"Yifei, what are you doing?"

"I'm thirsty. I'm so thirsty."

Yifei seemed to recognize Gu Yifan, as she brought her pretty face close to his, though the strong smell of alcohol on her breath was rather unpleasant.

Is love like using a fruit platter to catch water?
Gu Yifan glanced at the water dispenser in the restaurant and said in a coaxing tone, "I'll get you some water. You can sit on the sofa first."

As he spoke, Gu Yifan helped Ms. Hu back to the sofa.

"Water, I want water!" Ms. Hu was still struggling to get some water.

"Quiet down, I'll go get it for you." Gu Yifan was worried that Ms. Hu's voice would wake Wan Yu, so he quickly shushed her.

Ms. Hu pouted and stared straight at him.

"You yelled at me?"

Gu Yifan: "."

"Sit down first, I'll be right back."

Gu Yifan turned around.

But the next second, a slender hand gently landed on his shoulder.

Behind them, Ms. Hu's angry voice could be heard.

"Dodge!"

Gu Yifan: Σ(д|||)
Gu Yifan turned around instantly and hugged Ms. Hu tightly, his tone extremely gentle.

"My dear Marseille! My tone was harsh just now, I'll go get you some water~"

Ms. Hu tilted her head, looked at Gu Yifan's sincere expression, and chuckled.
Little thief~
Gu Yifan: It's okay, no one saw it anyway, it's not embarrassing.

Little did she know, Ms. Hu's gaze shifted, finally settling on his lips, and she said lightly.

I don't want to drink water now.

Gu Yifan: "So what do you want to do?"

Before he could react, Ms. Hu rudely hooked her arm around Gu Yifan's neck and stood on tiptoe.

"Huh?!?!" (End of Chapter)