I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

A few more days passed.

In suite 3601, today is the last workday, and tomorrow is the weekend, so Gu Yifan agreed to cook for dinner and show off his skills.

Around 7 p.m.

Ms. Hu, who had just returned from school, hummed a little tune as she walked briskly to close the door.

"Feifei, you seem to be in a good mood today." Lin Wanyu, who had been complaining about how dinner wasn't ready since she got home from work and was barely eating potato chips to stave off hunger, greeted Ms. Hu on the sofa.

Ever since that day when a handsome young man almost took advantage of the three of them fighting to steal their home.

Even though it turned out to be a misunderstanding, the three women decided to put aside their competition and unite against a common enemy.

To prevent a recurrence of a situation where infighting among the three women leads to an outsider seizing the opportunity to take advantage of the situation.

Of course, this doesn't mean they stop competing.

Instead, we should strive for healthy competition.
To understand exactly what constitutes a "benign" effect, just look at Gu Yifan's recent complaints about his back being unbearable.

"Let me guess, Yifei, did you finally win the scratch-off lottery ticket downstairs?" Youyou asked excitedly.

Since shifting her focus to stage plays, Youyou's life has gradually improved.

At least it's not as awkward as when I first arrived.

In particular, although her delivery of lines was poor, her acting was vivid and exaggerated. She seemed to be overacting when filming, but stage plays require a certain tension.

However, it seems that Youyou hasn't given up on her dream of becoming an actress, and recently she's been thinking about taking on roles again.

Ziqiao, who was reading comics and eating potato chips, shouted upon hearing this, "Did you really win the lottery? Let's split it in half when we meet, Yifei, or you can treat everyone to a meal."

Ms. Hu rolled her eyes. "Even if I win the lottery, what does it have to do with you, Lü Ziqiao!"

Ziqiao confidently stated, "Perhaps it was our moral support and encouragement that led you to win the lottery."

"Get lost!" Ms. Hu ignored Zi Qiao and gave him the middle finger.

"Don't wander around 3601 if you have no reason to. Just seeing you annoys me!"

Ziqiao shrugged, completely unconcerned.

Look at what Yifei said. If Yifan hadn't cooked, he wouldn't have come over.

At this moment, Gu Yifan, wearing an apron, came out of the kitchen and smiled at Ms. Hu, guessing, "Let me guess... could it be related to the flower thief?"

"Huh? How did you know?" Ms. Hu asked in surprise.

Gu Yifan shrugged. "Yifei, you haven't given up looking for that flower thief these past two days. What makes you so happy must be related to this."

Ms. Hu gave Gu Yifan a flirtatious look, but her expression was clearly quite pleased. She thought to herself that this kid really knew her inside and out.

Miss Lin exclaimed in surprise, "They really caught someone, Fei Fei!"

Ms. Hu didn't keep anyone in suspense and waved the notice in her hand, "I just passed by the neighborhood committee downstairs. That notorious flower thief who caused such a stir was caught by the police yesterday, but the announcement was only released today!"

At this point, Ms. Hu suddenly realized something, "I mean, doesn't any of you care about this?"

"Well," Lin Wanyu's eyes darted around, "because we all know that Feifei, you'll definitely find out the truth, so we'll just wait for you to tell us."

In reality, apart from the meticulous Ms. Hu, no one would really take such a trivial matter to heart; at most, they would just gossip about it and move on.

Hu Yifei herself knew that just as she was about to say something...

Ms. Qin, who had just finished get off work, returned home and happened to overhear the conversation as she opened the door. As she closed the door, she naturally asked...

"Oh, who got caught? That womanizer?"

"Sister Yu Mo, welcome home." Lin Wanyu waved warmly.

Qin Yumo smiled and nodded.

"Well, the good news is that the guy has been caught!" Hu Yifei said with a hint of disdain.

"So, isn't he a handsome guy?" Youyou asked curiously.

Lin Wanyu chimed in, "Good news? Or is there bad news too?"

"Wanyu, you're such a clever little devil," Ms. Hu said, pinching Lin Wanyu's rosy cheek.

"Feifei," Lin Wanyu said reproachfully, "Stop keeping me in suspense and tell me quickly."

Hu Yifei shook her head, "I was just about to say something when you interrupted me. Guess what? That guy isn't handsome at all. His photo is even posted on the bulletin board."

"Let me see, let me see." Lin Wanyu took the announcement and looked it over. "It's really quite ordinary, and the demeanor is even a bit sleazy."

"Exactly, he looks like a thief. Do girls really fall for a guy like that?" Youyou leaned over and asked curiously.

"Let me see, let me see!" Ziqiao was also thinking about this. Just like he didn't admit that besides Gu Yifan, there was anyone in the apartment who was more charming than him, who could win a girl's heart and also get her to spend money on him.

"Damn, what makes this kid so special?" Ziqiao exclaimed in bewilderment.

What's wrong with this society?

Are girls starting to like ugly guys? Otherwise, how could this guy be able to seduce both women and swindle money?

Hu Yifei shrugged, "You're asking me? Who am I supposed to know what girls are thinking these days? Maybe he's just really good at sweet-talking, pretending to be a nice guy to win over those single girls, which is how he found the opportunity to break into their homes."

"Ziqiao, you're in danger," Gu Yifan warned Ziqiao, urging him to be careful not to get sent in too.

Ms. Hu paused for a moment, then concluded, "Anyway, this bastard is now caught, the evidence is conclusive, and he will definitely face legal punishment. This is what they mean by 'the net of heaven is vast, and though its meshes are wide, nothing escapes it!'"

"And what's the bad news?" Lin Wanyu still remembered this.

"The bad news is that the neighborhood committee told me that the apartment building has received complaints in the past two days about two guys posing as foreigners who are swindling people here!"

"Impersonating a foreigner?" Lin Wanyu blinked, puzzled. "Why would you impersonate a foreigner?"

Miss Qin shook her head. "The world is going to the dogs, and people's hearts are no longer what they used to be. These days, there are all sorts of weirdos out there. It's nothing to be surprised about."

"Anyway, I shouldn't catch these two, or I'll show them what I'm made of."

Ms. Hu was quite annoyed that she hadn't been able to beat up the womanizer, and she cracked her knuckles as she spoke.

Gu Yifan noticed that Ziqiao had stopped talking and was quietly trying to slip away.

Could it be Ziqiao's doing?

Who is the other one?
Just then, Zhang Wei hurriedly pushed open the door and ran in, "Ziqiao, Ziqiao, are you here?"

As soon as he entered, Zhang Wei suddenly saw everyone, his expression turned frightened, and he swallowed back the words he was about to say.

"Zhang Wei? What brings you here?"

"..." Zhang Wei looked at everyone, his expression changed, but he forced himself to remain calm. "Hi, everyone's here."

Seeing this, Gu Yifan was 100% certain.

Those two con artists posing as foreigners must be them.

The next day arrived, and it was the weekend, so everyone was off work.

I don't know where Ms. Hu gets so much energy to give 3601 a thorough cleaning.

It's only been a few months since the last cleaning.

Besides, the suite has always been kept in good condition, with the floor mopped and swept every day.

At least in Gu Yifan's opinion, there was absolutely no need for a thorough cleaning.

Ms. Hu is such a clean freak. Gu Yifan simply made up an excuse and stayed in 3602 to escape the hustle and bustle.

"Now you know the troubles we guys face, Lao Gu," Zi Qiao said, flipping through a magazine while eating a Doritos.

This guy also likes to put Doritos on his fingers, suck on them a few times, and then eat them.

Out of sight, out of mind. Gu Yifan looked down at his newly bought phone, chatting with Xinling, and replied, "Stop! You're talking like you think I'm not a guy. Don't make excuses for the filth and mess of 3602!"

Just then, Lin Wanyu quietly slipped over from the balcony.

"Well, Gu Yifan! You really were secretly slacking off here, delaying your return!"

Gu Yifan quickly turned off his phone and looked up, only to see Wan Yu with a smug expression.

"Wanyu, what brings you here? Wait a minute, you're not here to slack off too, are you?"

Hearing Gu Yifan's words, Lin Wanyu shook her head confidently, "Of course not, I am here to arrest you. Gu Yifan, you should come back with me!"

"Can't we discuss this some more?" Gu Yifan smiled and opened his arms. Miss Lin walked over and nestled into his embrace, sitting down on his lap.

"Well, that depends on your performance."

"Tch, you two are even more disgusting than me!" Ziqiao rolled his eyes, unable to stand it any longer, and was about to retreat with his unfinished Doritos.

Guan Gu came out holding a letter. "Zi Qiao, have you seen Teacher Zeng?"

"Teacher Zeng? Isn't he in his room?" Ziqiao asked after thinking for a moment.

Guan Gu shook his head. "He's not here. It seems Teacher Zeng went to the radio station."

Ziqiao rolled his eyes. "Damn, you already know, why are you asking me?"

“But it seems Teacher Zeng forgot about his letter,” Guan Gu continued, waving the envelope in his hand. “I found it at the door of his room.”

"What letter? Let me see it." Ziqiao immediately became curious.

Guan Gu quickly refused, "No, Zi Qiao, this is Teacher Zeng's personal privacy."

Ziqiao rolled his eyes. "What privacy stuff? Guangu, you're so long-winded."

Lin Wanyu also became interested, "Do you think this letter might be a letter from a fan to Teacher Zeng?"

"Possibly! Maybe it's a letter from a beautiful female fan asking for a sexual favor!" Ziqiao's eyes lit up as he maliciously speculated.

"Ziqiao, let me give you a piece of advice: people with dirty minds see everything as dirty." Gu Yifan rolled his eyes. This guy Ziqiao really can't stop talking about dirty things.

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu said, "Then we absolutely can't look at them casually, Teacher Zeng will be angry."

Before he could finish speaking, Ziqiao snatched the letter away from Guan Gu when he wasn't paying attention.

"Bring it to you."

"Hey Ziqiao!" Guan Gu tried to take the letter back. "What you're doing is wrong."

Ke Ziqiao had already torn open the envelope in no time and taken out the letter inside.

"Don't rush, Guan Gu, let me take a look, just one look!"

Looking at Ziqiao's dirty hands, Guan Gu really didn't want to touch them, so he had no choice but to give up.

"Ziqiao, at least wash your hands! It's disgusting!" Gu Yifan couldn't stand Ziqiao's slovenly appearance, and Lin Wanyu felt the same way.

Ziqiao didn't take it seriously, and just licked his fingers as if he were washing his hands.

"I suddenly feel like 3602 is dirty everywhere," Lin Wanyu said softly, looking troubled and pouting.

Ziqiao wasn't ashamed at all; on the contrary, he smiled with pride and looked down at the envelope with a gossipy expression.

However, as he watched, Ziqiao's expression changed, and he looked troubled with a furrowed brow.

This piqued Guan Gu's curiosity even more. "Ziqiao, what does it say on it?"

Ziqiao frowned, put down the letter, and only said, "Um, sorry, I feel a little nauseous. I feel nauseous!"

After saying that, Ziqiao put down the envelope, covered his mouth, and rushed out.

Lin Wanyu laughed, "Ziqiao actually feels nauseous?"

However, this only aroused Guan Gu's curiosity.

Guan Gu was about to go take a look when Gu Yifan interrupted him, "Guan Gu, I suggest you don't watch it."

Guan Gu was taken aback: "?"

"Why."

"Yifan, do you know what Teacher Zeng wrote?" Lin Wanyu asked as well.

Gu Yifan shook his head. "Anything that makes Ziqiao feel nauseous must be a magical attack. I advise you to be careful."

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu hesitated.

Just then, Zhang Wei walked into the suite. "Everyone's here. Hey, what's this bag of unwanted Doritos?"

Upon seeing Zhang Wei, Guan Gu, that kid, also went astray, his eyes lighting up, "This is Zi Qiao's."

Upon hearing that it was from Ziqiao, Zhang Wei immediately walked to the dining table, picked up a Doritos pod with a clear conscience, and said, "This is what Ziqiao owes me! Even a hundred packs of Doritos pods wouldn't be enough to pay him back!"

"What is this?" Zhang Wei noticed the letter on the table again and curiously peered over.

Seeing that Zhang Wei had taken the bait, Guan Gu quickly said, "This letter isn't from Zi Qiao, it's Teacher Zeng's private matter, Zhang Wei, don't look at it."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei straightened his face and said, "Guan Gu, you're wrong. How could I do something so disrespectful to others?"

As he spoke, the righteous and indignant Attorney Zhang casually picked up the letter, saying, "I'm a lawyer, I can read it, as long as you don't tell anyone."

Upon seeing the content above, Zhang Wei couldn't take his eyes off it.

Seeing that Zhang Wei's expression was exactly the same as Zi Qiao's, Guan Gu quickly asked, "What did Zhang Wei write on it?"

But Zhang Wei remained silent, his expression growing increasingly somber, even stopping his act of stealing Zi Qiao's crispy corn chips.
A moment later, Zhang Wei suddenly covered his mouth, "Ugh, sorry, I feel a little nauseous."

Seeing that even someone as thick-skinned as Zhang Wei was struggling to withstand the power of the letter, Guan Gu and Lin Wanyu's curiosity was completely piqued.

"Zhang Wei, tell me quickly what the letter said." Guan Gu grabbed Zhang Wei and asked hurriedly.

Zhang Wei shook his head frantically, "See for yourself! All I can say is that it's very explicit and violent!"

Wait until Zhang Wei leaves.

Guan Gu, along with Miss Lin, had their curiosity completely aroused, and the impulse to "if you don't do stupid things, you won't die" surged into their hearts, leaving them in a dilemma.

"Guan Gu, why don't you read it out loud? It might not be so disgusting if you do," Lin Wanyu suggested.

"That's true. I have high poison resistance. I'm the kind of man who can eat raw pollack roe."

After comforting himself, Guangu didn't mind Ziqiao's fingerprints on the letter and picked it up to read it aloud.

"Dear Leader, I am Zeng Xiaoxian, your loyal subordinate. With the east wind blowing across the land and the red flag waving, our motherland presents a new face. Over the years, I am grateful to the organization for its care and cultivation of me."

Upon hearing this, Lin Wanyu was greatly disappointed. "What? It sounds perfectly normal."

Seeing this, Gu Yifan, who had anticipated it, knew that Lin Wanyu was disappointed a little too soon, and said quietly.

"You'll find out as you listen." (End of Chapter)