I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 65 Lu Ziqiao: Bu Yuan wishes to become your godfather!
"Teaching people how to date?"

Lu Ziqiao really didn't expect that Gu Yifan's request for help was this, and immediately relaxed.

"Brother, you've come to the right person."

Lu Ziqiao was not surprised that Gu Yifan knew his background and began to boast about himself.

What a white dragon that can fly in the sky and dive into the sea, what a time management master.

"Lu Ziqiao: How can I increase my value if I don't brag a little?"

"enough."

Gu Yifan interrupted Lu Ziqiao's self-praise and pointed to Zhanbo in the room.

“That’s your client. Help him find a girlfriend, and I’ll give you this amount.”

Gu Yifan held up three fingers.

"Three hundred? Isn't that a bit low?"

Lu Ziqiao frowned immediately. So many people wanted to become his apprentices.

A mere three hundred? Is that worthy of his status?
"—At least three thousand!"

Lu Ziqiao said decisively, but seeing Gu Yifan staring at him without saying a word, he felt guilty and said, "How about I give you a 20% discount since we're roommates? I can't go any lower than 30%!"

To everyone's surprise, Gu Yifan shook his head, looked at Lü Ziqiao with pity, and sighed.

"Eh~"

Lu Ziqiao was puzzled, but his intuition told him that Gu Yifan was pitying him.

"Little White Dragon in the Waves"? Is this all the courage you have?
They wouldn't even dare to ask for money, let alone more!
"I meant 30,000!" Gu Yifan said calmly, tilting his chin up at a 45-degree angle.

Phew. It feels so good to be rich.

If Gu Yifan were Lin Wanyu, he would definitely be a hundred times more arrogant and spoiled than her.

Thinking about it this way, Miss Lin is really down-to-earth.

opposite.

"Thirty thousand?"

Lu Ziqiao staggered, his legs went weak, and his mouth opened in an "o" shape.

Suspecting a misunderstanding, she asked in a trembling voice, "Renminbi? Or Japanese Yen? Could it be Korean Won?"

"Nonsense, of course it's RMB." Gu Yifan smacked his lips, but unfortunately, he couldn't say it was US dollars right now, it just didn't sound quite right.

I need to get back to work on my career, hmm, starting with spending money on girls.

"That's it!"

Without a second thought, Lü Ziqiao immediately agreed.

Let alone teaching Zhanbo how to pick up girls.

Even if he were asked to pursue Zhanbo, Lü Ziqiao would grit his teeth, stomp his foot, and bravely face the challenge.

"Dude, you're so rich!"

While marveling at his incredible luck, Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but sized up Gu Yifan, his expression becoming somewhat obsequious.

"Doesn't it look like it?" Gu Yifan raised an eyebrow.

Lu Ziqiao immediately gave a serious thumbs up and said, "Similar! So similar! Brother, with your Pan An-like appearance and noble and refined temperament, it wouldn't be surprising to say that you are the son of the richest man in Shanghai."

Gu Yifan remained silent.

He wasn't the richest man, but Lin Wanyu next door was a genuine heiress.

"Let's make this clear first, this matter must be kept secret. Don't tell anyone. If it gets out," Gu Yifan reminded Lü Ziqiao.

"I'm very tight-lipped," Lu Ziqiao assured, patting his chest. He was somewhat curious, "But what's your relationship with me?"

To be willing to spend so much money for someone else's happiness—even the closest of friends wouldn't be this loyal.

“My roommate,” Gu Yifan said.

"A roommate with only one roommate?" Lu Ziqiao was shocked. Goodness, is this what rich people are like?
"Mainly because his sister asked me to teach him, but I can't teach him," Gu Yifan explained.

Make a fuss.

"Oh! I see, I get it, I get it~."

Lu Ziqiao suddenly realized.

It reminds me of that glamorous, mature woman in a fiery red dress at the wedding a couple of days ago.

No wonder, his real intention wasn't what it seemed.

Lu Ziqiao was filled with respect; it turned out they were all in the same profession.

I thought Gu Yifan looked so serious, but I never expected him to be eyeing other things while eating what he already has. He's a true role model for us all.

Lu Ziqiao's doubts vanished.

“If I can’t teach you, I won’t pay you,” Gu Yifan reminded him.

Could Lu Ziqiao really think that making money is so easy?

The reason he was willing to pay 30,000 was simply because the church's Zhanbo was extremely difficult; if he didn't give more, how could he lure Lu Ziqiao in and prevent him from running away halfway?

"No problem~" Lu Ziqiao smiled smugly, not taking Gu Yifan's reminder seriously at all. As long as he made a slight move, it would already be the limit of an ordinary person.

Teaching a complete novice about love how to date is no problem at all.

Gu Yifan nodded, "I'll give you 10% as a deposit first, then 30% after Zhanbo starts dating, and the remaining 60% after three months of dating."

"Of course!" Lu Ziqiao replied immediately.

At the same time, Lu Ziqiao stared intently at Gu Yifan and said with a shameless grin, "Brother Gu."

"Ok?"

"Could you please return the money you owed the priest? After all, you're so wealthy now, aren't you?" Lu Ziqiao asked, looking troubled and rubbing his hands together.

Gu Yifan:
Gu Yifan: You little brat, aren't you getting too big for your britches?
"Oh? I heard the bride is hunting down the guy who gave the priest laxatives, and the bounty is supposedly a hundred thousand dollars. Why don't you join in?"

Gu Yifan said quietly, his eyes fixed on Lü Ziqiao.

Seeing that things were not going well, Lu Ziqiao immediately changed his tune: "Never mind, I was just joking."

Lu Ziqiao, still harboring wicked intentions, shamelessly continued to ask, "Then don't you feel like you're missing an adopted son?"

"Adopted son?"

“That’s right!” Lu Ziqiao said earnestly, his eyes burning. “If you don’t mind, I am willing to become your godfather!”

[Lu Ziqiao: A tycoon who can casually pull out five figures—I, Lu Xiaobu, must seize this opportunity!]

Gu Yifan smiled. "Who the hell are you cursing?"
He thought about it carefully for a moment, and then slowly replied under Lu Ziqiao's expectant gaze.

"I need a smart and capable adopted daughter. How about I send you to Thailand first?"

Lu Ziqiao's face immediately turned green, and he waved his hands repeatedly, "Never mind, never mind."

He might as well die.

Although Lu Ziqiao is a rascal who never tells the truth, it's still quite interesting to talk to him.

Gu Yifan breathed a sigh of relief, finally getting rid of Zhanbo, this troublesome guy.

The system also issued a notification at this time.

[You were entrusted by Master Hu to guide her younger brother, but due to being preoccupied with other matters, you are unable to do so in person. Therefore, you have entrusted Lu Xiaobu, a Tantric practitioner known in the martial arts world as the 'Mistress Killer' and proficient in 'dual cultivation techniques,' to guide you instead.]

Although it may seem like a shortcut, this approach achieves two goals at once: you'll gain double the insights and feedback during your teaching!

Gu Yifan was a little confused about what it meant. What feedback was there?
Could it be some kind of womanizing technique or some kind of dual cultivation technique used by Lu Ziqiao?

System, are you a proper immortal cultivator or not?

In the living room.

Gu Yifan and Lü Ziqiao reached a deal and walked in from the balcony.

"Brother Zhanbo," Lu Ziqiao said casually as he sat down on the sofa.

"From now on, you will be my personal disciple."

Zhanbo:? ? ?
"You wanted to learn how to date, right? I'll teach you," Lu Ziqiao explained, adding with a mischievous grin.

"I won't charge you tuition. Serve me some tea, and from now on you'll be the senior disciple of our sect."

Zeng Xiaoxian was opening the refrigerator and taking out an iced cola when he heard this, he turned his head with shock in his eyes.

What did he hear?
This kid wants Hu Yifei's brother to pour him tea? He's crazy.

Upon hearing this, Zhanbo's expression froze for a moment, then he turned to look at Gu Yifan with a pitiful expression.

"Brother Gu, you don't want me anymore?"

"Don't be so ambiguous, okay?" Gu Yifan felt a chill.

"My level has been raised, so you should start with the basics."

Zhanbo thought about it and realized it made sense.

Same dialogue, different ending.

Zhanbo's right cheek was still throbbing slightly. "Alright then."

Lu Ziqiao crossed his legs and said, "Then I'll ask you some questions first, and you can answer them after you've thought them through."

Zhanbo, cheer up!

How many relationships have you been in?

"Never talked about it."

"Not even once?" Lu Ziqiao asked in astonishment.

But then he thought about it and felt relieved. If it were really that simple, Gu Yifan wouldn't have asked him to take the lead.

"Is there any hope for me?" Zhanbo asked anxiously.

"Don't worry, a blank sheet of paper is better for drawing." Lu Ziqiao said confidently.

Meanwhile, Gu Yifan noticed the system notification.

You will receive double the feedback during the teaching process.

(End of this chapter)