LPL History

Chapter 282 Shocking Attack on Princess Booze, Zhou Li Vents His Anger, Sprays Cake and Tweets Words, Mid-Lane Solo Kill
"Did you hear that?"

Pyl's voice came softly.

"There was an extreme 60e who stormed into the EDG base a couple of days ago and beat up Abu. Now the gates of EDG are locked and no one is allowed in."

Gao Dewei said with a smile:
"Haha, I know, that's hilarious. I heard that fan chased Abu around the EDG base three times."

Pyl covered her mouth and continued:
"I'm speechless. I wanted to visit EDG a couple of days ago, but they wouldn't even let me in with my face scan."

Pyl and Gao Dewei were still whispering to each other.

Little did they know that someone's face had completely fallen.

Zhou Li originally thought that if he lost, he could just go to Bu Ji and start over, but he didn't expect that his Bu Ji would now be a key protected object.

He was a little angry, turned off the live stream's audio, and angrily asked:

"Who is it? Which fan is so stupid!"

Gao Dewei was stunned for a moment.

"You know Abu?"

pyl thought for a moment and then said:

"I think his name was Zhu something? Zhu Kai?"

"Zhu Kai?!"

"Yes, it's Zhu Kai. And I heard that this guy is a stalker. He's actually an IG fan, but I don't know the specifics."

Zhou Li took a deep breath, suppressing the anger in his heart.

He fell into a deep sadness.

Unexpectedly, both of his leading ladies have now betrayed him!

"Damn it!" Imp turned around and spun Zhou Li's gaming chair back around. "What are you doing?! Stop gossiping, the game has already started!"

Zhou Li looked at the screen; at this moment, the minions on both sides had already logged in.

Zhou Li channeled his grief into strength, unleashing a series of powerful attacks on the spicy hot pot.

First blood!

MLXG (Zed) has killed Li (LeBlanc)!

"..."

"..."

Imp looked at Zhou Li with a slightly numb expression.

"what are you doing?"

Zhou Li was clearly somewhat angry.

"Damn this factory, what does it mean by targeting me at both levels? It's disgusting how they're targeting me like this!"

In the live stream, viewers couldn't hold back any longer.

[Hahaha, I was laughing so hard. 】

[You got ganked and killed at level two while playing LeBlanc? Are you even human?]

[Haha, I can retire now.]

I thought you were going to do something big, but you just pulled a huge dump.

[No wonder he's the worst Korean player, haha.]

[Dude, you know how to create a good show. Forget professional gaming, just retire and become an entertainment streamer.]

Dopa was also stunned for a moment. This man, who was always calm and composed in the live broadcast room, twitched his face almost imperceptibly.

"Wow, what was he doing? Did he die so quickly?"

Inside the EDG club, Koro1 had already started mocking them.

"Hahaha, this guy is killing me! He's feeding right from the start. Does this kid know there's no future in playing professionally, so he's thinking of switching careers?"

Upon hearing what Kou Rou said, the factory manager opened his mouth, but in the end, he didn't say anything.

Actually, if he hadn't suddenly had a flash of inspiration and chosen to gank mid at level two, LeBlanc would probably have already solo-killed Zed.

I arrived at just the right time, when both sides had already used up all their skills.

Mala Xiangguo breathed a sigh of relief. He smoothed his bangs and realized that he had been sweating on his forehead without realizing it.

"Damn, why is this guy fighting so fiercely? It's terrifying."

He couldn't help but mutter something under his breath.

Fortunately, the jungler helped him secure the first blood.

That means we don't need to worry too much about the laning phase.

At this moment, Zhou Li seemed to be somewhat overwhelmed by the mockery in the live chat.

Of course, that's just how it appears.

Although he gave up the first kill, Zhou Li wasn't in a hurry.

If the factory hadn't come, he would have already secured a solo kill in the mid lane.

Just now, he was still in the process of getting used to the feel of the game and regaining his touch.

However, Zhou Li knew that this match was very difficult, and this alone was probably not enough.

He needed to find a lucky person to bear the brunt of his anger.

However, to Zhou Li's surprise, while he was thinking about which lucky person to draw, the cake in the chat box suddenly clicked on him twice.

Don't feed in the middle lane.

[The vegetables are sitting under the tower.]

Zhou Li smiled instantly.

This kid actually used himself to create a TV show effect!

Then he could only congratulate the lucky viewer who won the lucky bag.

Zhou Li pressed Tab and tapped the A Ni Cake Shop several times in a row.

[Are you kidding me?] [Can't you even jungle? Why don't you gank mid?]

[Why are you playing jungle if you can't even play? You're playing like a damn monk.]

The two messages were sent out 0.5 seconds apart.

Cake was leisurely farming and interacting with the comments section, making fun of Zhou Li.

The next second, Zhou Li inexplicably started firing at him!

Cake couldn't stand it any longer and immediately pressed the recall button to prepare for a counterattack.

The next second, he saw three or four more messages sent from the other end.

Here's a piece of advice: when I'm scolding you, it's best not to fight back.

By the time you press enter, I'll have already finished visiting your grave and returned.

The cake paused for a moment.

Zhou Li's continuous attacks directly disrupted his train of thought.

Most importantly, this person's typing speed was the fastest he had ever seen in his life!
"No, did this person use TGP's one-click chat feature?"

TGP recently added a one-click message feature, allowing users to pre-enter their messages and then send them with a single keystroke.

"But that's not right, why isn't there any notification after he makes a one-click message?"

Cake couldn't figure it out, so she prepared to type it out again.

[Tang Sanzang speaks!]

[Didn't you ask for interaction? Why aren't you saying anything? Your polio-affected hand shakes when you type?]

[Still fucking farming the wolves, the enemy jungler has already roamed to the top lane, and your Tang Monk is still fucking gathering lingzhi mushrooms for your mother in the jungle.]

What are you doing? You can't even land a proper Q on a jungle monster, do you have foreskin growing on your eye?

Cake's fingers hovered over the keyboard, unable to type a single word.

His face was flushed.

Half of it was because he was being insulted, and the other half was because he knew that engaging in a direct confrontation with his opponent would be somewhat humiliating.

This kid types at an incomprehensible speed, it's like he's copying and pasting!

"Holy crap, this guy must be using some kind of script, otherwise how could he type so fast?"

The cake began to explain itself.

"Brothers, we'll be at a disadvantage if we argue with him right now. I'm going to block him."

After blocking Zhou Li's message, Cake glanced at the live chat.

Holy crap, how can this person type so fast?

[I was watching his live stream, and this isn't copied and pasted; it's all typed by hand.]

[Purely hand-typed?! How is that possible?]

[No way, this is ridiculous! An e-sports Mozart?]

The way he types on the keyboard, bro, is actually kind of artistic.

Wait, isn't he a South Korean player?

[You can't even argue with a Korean player over a cake?]

[This cake is so worthless, I'd be ashamed to even put a light stick on it.]

The taunts from the comments section clearly broke the cake's defenses.

He unblocked Zhou Li and was about to retaliate when ten more greetings from Zhou Li immediately appeared in the chat box.

LGD training room.

Seeing the system keep popping up "Bullying +1", Zhou Li was in a great mood.

He could feel that his hand speed, reaction time, and other abilities had improved significantly.

Meanwhile, even with headphones on, Imp could hear the clattering of Zhou Li's keyboard next to him.

He was about to tell Zhou Li to focus on the game and stop interacting with the other player when he saw a kill notification pop up at the top of the screen from the mid lane.

"Damn it! What are you doing?! Stop typing! Why did you die again?!"

imp cursed and subconsciously switched the screen to look at the mid lane, but was stunned.

Zed's corpse was lying on the ground, while LeBlanc was dancing and finishing off Zed's corpse while standing on it.

Imp then realized that the kill notification he had just received was actually from Zhou Li, but he hadn't looked closely and subconsciously assumed that Zhou Li had given away the kill again.

"What did you say?"

Zhou Li's voice came over.

"Say it again? Speak louder!"

imp stared wide-eyed, his eyelids twitching wildly, while the greetings in the chat box in the lower left corner kept refreshing in real time.

This person was typing insults at their teammates while simultaneously getting a solo kill on the opposing team?
Imp suddenly felt a sense of unreality.

That's fucking outrageous!

He was watching it the whole time; the chat messages in the bottom left corner never stopped!
"Speak! Pfft!"

Zhou Li's voice continued to ring out.

"Why are you slandering me? I solo-killed someone in mid lane! If you don't need your eyes, donate them to someone in need!"

The netizens in the live stream who witnessed everything were completely dumbfounded.

They witnessed Zhou Li's incredible move firsthand!

Even while using skills and moving around, this guy was still typing and cursing about the cake!

it's good now.

He was cursing the cake and imp all the while getting a solo kill and dancing as he finished off the enemy.

That's fucking outrageous!

(End of this chapter)