LPL History

Chapter 313 The priest's angry reprimand of Uzbekistan becomes a legendary tale; Quan'er, who was AFK in the bathhouse, finds himself in a predicament.

The OMG members were already used to UZI's sudden outburst of anger.

Although UZI has only been with OMG for a short time, his tendency to lose his temper 800 times a day has already made everyone immune to it.

The older brother was still picking his nose with a smile.

Lingyao was still chatting with his girlfriend without even looking up.

Wu Zhuangtai, on the other hand, curled up a cold smile at the corner of his mouth.

Only the support character Luo's face turned slightly red.

Why is he so popular?

Because he was duo-queuing with UZI.

"I really don't understand! Why can Thresh's hook keep hooking me?!"

Luo's complexion improved slightly.

He thought the puppy was cursing at him.

It turns out the puppy felt it wasn't positioning well.

"Couldn't you have stood in front of me to block the hook?!"

Luo's face immediately turned red.

"How am I supposed to block it? You're already standing in front of the enemy's turret. I can't exactly walk inside the turret, can I?"

"Fuck!" the puppy cursed again. "Why the hell are you still arguing with me?! I really don't understand. You're bad, fine, but you still have to be stubborn. How are we supposed to play like this?!"

Faced with the puppy's repeated accusations, Luo once again chose to fight back.

It wasn't that Luo had gotten too bold to challenge the world's number one ADC, but rather that he had been getting criticized every day recently, and today he simply couldn't take it anymore.

"If the enemy throws ten hooks and you get hooked eight times, what can I do? You can't even use Flash..."

"do not fight."

The puppy immediately took its hands off the keyboard.

"Ordered!!!"

He let out a roar.

Seeing the puppy's expression, White Crescent thought for a moment and then sat back down in its seat.

Let's wait until the puppy calms down before we talk about it.

UZI quickly surrendered and then left the team with Luo.

He had already called Curly in advance, and the two of them recreated a room and started playing duo queue happily.

Once the game started, UZI's emotions, which had just stabilized, became somewhat volatile again.

"Damn it, it's that Thresh again. Last game he kept targeting me with his hook, it's disgusting."

At this moment, Curly was clearly unaware of the seriousness of the situation. He switched to check the enemy bot lane's match history and said with a chuckle:

"This guy has been duo-queuing with Deft all along."

Upon hearing "deft," UZI quickly explained:

"Deft was fine, I was just playing casually. The main problem was that Thresh was really annoying, you know? He kept targeting me alone."

Curly Hair subtly noticed that UZI was in a bad mood, because he found that his ears were getting hot every time UZI spoke, so he tried to comfort him:

"Haha, then I'll play well and be serious."
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LGD Esports Club.

Taobao Quan sat five meters away from Zhou Li, yawning.

Unlike Zhou Li, he slept all day and has only just woken up.

He was half-reclined in his chair, looking at the player selection screen, when a glance out of the corner of his eye revealed something was wrong.

"You bumped into this kid?"

Tao Quan's gaze darted back and forth, and once he confirmed that Zhou Li was right in front of him, he immediately sat up straight in his chair.

Having finally gotten a chance to teach Zhou Li a lesson, how could he possibly let Tao Quan go?

And Taobao was lucky this time, getting matched with UZI and Curly in the bot lane! (*)

With Zhou Li's mediocre support skills, the bottom lane is definitely going to get destroyed. I need to gank the bottom lane a few more times and show him what the real dangers of the world are.

Taobao Quan was secretly delighted, never expecting to encounter such a wonderful match right after waking up.

The two sides quickly got into the game.

In order to show his prowess in this game, Taobao Quan even chose the blind man, and today he was going to kick Zhou Li like a bowling ball!
Because they had decided to target the bottom lane, Taobaoquan chose to start in the top half of the map and then gank the bottom lane directly.

However, just as he got the blue buff, he saw a broadcast notification.

UZI and Curly were double-killed in the bottom lane!
OMG Esports Club.

"Holy crap! I'm totally screwed, my Flash froze for some reason!"

UZI looked at the Flash he had just used and explained somewhat awkwardly.

Luo, who was standing to the side, turned his head away and pouted when he heard UZI's words.

That's right, that's how UZI is.

He knows too much.

At first, he would make up lame excuses for his mistakes, such as getting stuck, having slow reaction time, or thinking he had dealt enough damage.

When these reasons no longer work, he will start looking for reasons in other people.

Luo glanced silently at the time on the computer screen and started counting down in her mind.

Countdown, ten minutes—

Five, four, three, two, one...

"No, this hook doesn't make sense. If you had blocked it for me, I would have killed them all. I even flashed forward."

Upon hearing UZI's words, Luo silently pricked up his ears and vaguely heard Curly's voice coming from his earphones.

"Oh my god, I didn't react in time."

Luo nodded.

too familiar.

He was like that at first too!

"What is this jungler doing? He keeps feeding every time he comes to gank, is he crazy? Is he throwing the game?! Can he please stop coming to the bot lane? It's not like I can't beat him!"

"What Taobao rights? So what? What does that have to do with me? Don't try to make me play games! I'm speechless!"

The clattering sound of typing began.

Luo glanced over and saw UZI passionately attacking their jungler.

He was somewhat envious of Curly Hair.

It seems Curly Hair escaped unscathed today, because UZI found a scapegoat.

At this point, UZI was clearly completely red-hot, cursing rudely while typing nonstop.

On the other side is LGD eSports Club.

After being repeatedly greeted by UZI, Taobao Quan's face was already getting a little hot.

He went to the bottom lane quite a few times in this game, but every time he went, it had the opposite effect.

But UZI's insults were just too awful!
Taobao Quan originally wanted to retaliate, but when he thought about Zhou Li sitting not far away, he decided to hold back.

Regardless of the circumstances, even if she was humiliated by UZI, she couldn't let Zhou Li see her embarrassing situation.

"Quan'er, why don't you talk back when you're being scolded like this? Do you have some kind of special fetish?"

Zhou Li's voice suddenly rang out.

This enraged Taobao!
"You're spying on my screen?!"

However, Taobao Quan couldn't understand how Zhou Li could see him from such a distance, especially since he had even intentionally adjusted the direction of the monitor.

"He really cursed at you?" Zhou Li's voice was tinged with surprise, then he laughed and said, "I guessed it, bro. You played so badly, UZI was bound to curse at you. If it were me, I would have cursed at you too."

This statement was clearly even more damaging than the previous one. Taobao Quan gripped the mouse, maintaining his last shred of defiance.

"Who insulted me? Who dares to insult me?"

"Ha ha ha ha."

Zhou Li's unrestrained laughter made Taobao Quan's nerves pound wildly.

"Why are you laughing?"

“Quan’er, to be honest,” Zhou Li said with a smile, “I just glanced at Curly’s live stream.”

There is usually a delay of one to five minutes in the live streams of these high-level games, so there is no such thing as screen peeping.

But Zhou Li did see UZI's warm greeting to Taobao Quan in Curly Hair's chat box.

"Quan'er, you're really cute when you pretend to be strong."

Zhou Li's words completely broke down Taobao's defenses.

Being criticized by UZI ten times was still less effective than Zhou Li's single sentence, which made him feel dizzy and disoriented.

Under these circumstances, Taobao Quan started acting recklessly, beating UZI until he screamed in pain.

OMG Esports Club.

Luo sat quietly to one side.

UZI has been silent for two minutes.

Based on his understanding of UZI, he knew that this was neither UZI calming down nor the calm before the storm.

Rather, he was already at the peak of his anger.

I'm not afraid of UZI swearing, I'm afraid of UZI starting to shut up and bite his nails.

After being hooked by Thresh and giving away another kill, UZI stood up from his chair without saying a word and walked out of the training room.

This time, the OMG team finally reacted.

After seeing UZI leave the training room, everyone started whispering among themselves.

"What's going on now?"

"Did you go to poop?"

"Why did you leave the game running?"

White Crescent also walked up to UZI's computer, puzzled.

UZI's character hasn't been resurrected yet, but he saw the chat box in the bottom left corner.

【UZI: I'm going to take a shower.】(*)

Meanwhile, Curly's puzzled voice could be heard through the headphones.

"Hey? Where are you? Bro, I'm live streaming."

The white crescent moon immediately became anxious.

Curly was still streaming, and UZI dared to blatantly go AFK like that. If this gets out, it will cause a huge uproar.

"Luo, go and call UZI back!"

Upon hearing White Crescent's words, Luo didn't even budge an inch.

Do you think I can call them back?

At this moment, White Crescent even wanted to sit directly on UZI's chair and help him operate it.

This kid has such a terrible attitude!
However, although UZI has always been prone to losing his temper, I have never encountered a situation where he simply hangs up without saying a word like this before.

What kind of match was it...?

The white crescent-shaped mouse moved, looking towards the bottom lane.

White Crescent's face turned ashen when he saw the ID displayed on Thresh's head.

【Li】!
"The Zhou Rites! How could it be this Zhou Rites?!"

White Crescent felt as if a mudslide had collapsed.

He was just about to hold a meeting to remind everyone to pay attention to Zhou Li, and even thought about having them block Zhou Li when they entered the game during the competition. But he didn't expect that this devil was one step ahead of him!
This Zhou Li is no longer just disgusting people in matches; he's even infiltrated ranked matches!

White Crescent no longer had the idea of ​​sitting down and pretending to be a puppy to continue the competition. What he needed to do now was to quickly find the puppy, feed him some chicken soup, and give him some psychological counseling!
Curly Hair's Livestream Room.

At this point, the screen was filled with question marks.

Curly is now extremely anxious and doesn't know what to do.

He didn't expect that UZI would just AFK like that; it was really outrageous.

How is he going to explain this to these netizens now?
It's worth noting that UZI is already an outstanding star player in the LPL. It's no surprise that such a player would cause a sensation if he were to be caught AFK (away from keyboard) in a scandal.

The worst part is that this whole thing got exposed because of someone like me. Isn't that like stepping in shit?
But since things had come to this, there was nothing Curly could do but surrender and hastily shut down the live stream.

Even though Curly had ended his live stream, these nosy netizens still started discussing it in his live stream room.

Haha, I'm going to take a shower.

This puppy is amazing!

[There's nothing I can do. I've been matched with Deft three times in a row. I got crushed in the tournament and in ranked games too. I guess my mentality is breaking down.]

Deft is like a strict father to his puppy!

[This is hilarious, what the hell is this strict father?]

At this time, LGD Club...

Suddenly, Zhou Li saw the Records of the Grand Historian shining with golden light!
He immediately looked at the Records of the Grand Historian!

Kim, a native of South Korea, goes by the ID Deft. He is known for his resolute nature, masterful archery, and unwavering composure in battle. People described him as "fierce as a priest," a testament to his strict discipline and chastity towards Uzi, whom he treated like a son. During the S4 World Championship, Kim pierced through the clouds with his arrow, single-handedly defeating Uzi on the battlefield. Uzi, crestfallen, looked as if a son had been flogged in the courtyard. The crowd exclaimed, "Aren't these father and son? With the father wielding such power, how can the son possibly withstand him!"

In the year of Yiwei (2015), Uzi was determined to avenge their defeat. However, the Kim clan secretly moved to the LPL, constantly monitoring the situation. In every clash, the Kim clan would deliver a fatal blow, raining down arrows upon Uzi. Though enraged, Uzi was exhausted and ultimately collapsed like a collapsing sandstorm. The world laughed, saying, "The father hunted in the Central Plains, how dare the son not bow down?"

In the year of Renyin (2012), Kim led DRX to the World Championship, enduring ten years of hardship before finally lifting the trophy. Uzi gazed at the screen, silently bowing his head. At that moment, Kim raised his glass and wept, saying, "Ten years of hard work have finally paid off." Upon hearing this, Uzi felt a deep sense of loss.

The priest measured the world with a ruler, but a single arrow pierced his heart and soul; seven years of exile could not erase his shadow.

When the father ascended to the highest palace, the son remained trapped in a cage—was this fate? It was merely the reach of the whip, where the strong ruler was supported by the gentle one!
Grand Historian's Commentary:

Just as the Duke of Zhou warned against the owl, Kim Jong-un possessed the authority of a "priest." Uzbekistan is not weak, but without Kim Jong-un's iron-fisted discipline, how could it have displayed its strength and courage? Thus it is said: the principles of strength and gentleness are mutually reinforcing and restraining; a strict father and a disciplined son together forge a legend.

You helped Mr. Jin gain the title of priest sooner and suppressed the dog's arrogant attitude; your merit is immeasurable.

[Key character (Deft) unlocked, ability gained: The strictest father.]

[The Strictest Father: When player UZI is present, all attributes are increased by 50%.]

[Hero: Twisted Treant Proficiency reached Perfect level.]

Looking at the abilities he had gained, Zhou Li couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow!"

He truly lives up to his reputation as the strictest father; his targeting is just too obvious.

Moreover, this 50% increase in attributes is unprecedented in any ability he has ever possessed before.

Why did they give him a tank hero again? It really left Zhou Li speechless.

It seems he wants LGD to be relegated to the role of a support top laner.

Zhou Li was clearly not entirely satisfied with the historical record ability that he had painstakingly unlocked from Deft.

This made Zhou Li somewhat disheartened.

On the other side, Deft was excitedly urging Zhou Li to start the game quickly.

Zhou Li, feeling a bit annoyed by the noise, spoke up directly:

"Deft, I've thought about it, and you're right. We shouldn't contact each other anymore."

After saying that, he logged off!
EDG Esports Club.

Deft, who had just been in a state of extreme excitement, stood frozen in place, unable to come to his senses for a long time.

It is said that Deft cried all night, hugging his pillow.

(End of this chapter)