LPL History

Chapter 329 Three Heroes Battle Lü Bu, Don't Underestimate the Poor in Their Old Age

Zhou Li drew the Seven Deadly Sins ability of Wrath in this round.

This gave him a significant advantage in offense when he acquired Jayce, allowing him to exert tremendous pressure.

When Zhou Li saw the level 3 Irelia standing under the tower, his first thought wasn't how to control the lane and slowly harass the opponent, but rather to tower dive and solo kill her!

After all, we can't always let his good older brother play on his phone under the tower. Such a game would be too boring for him. At least we need to let Acorn run to the lane a few more times and check his WeChat steps.

Jayce raised his hand and unleashed an enhanced shockwave, firing it directly at Acorn beneath the tower!
The huge gap in level and economy caused Irelia to lose half of her health after taking Jayce's shot!

Acorn was startled and instinctively touched his crotch.

Is it sweat?

"Oh, it was urine! Of course, how could he possibly sweat when facing a mere Zhou Li!"

With that in mind, Acorn silently reached out and wiped the chair.

Zhou Li held the minion wave and did not push forward immediately.

Because he was waiting for the cooldown of his second E skill to finish.

With four seconds left on his E skill cooldown, Jayce started pushing the lane.

The blue team's minions pushed towards the red team's tower, followed by Jayce's empowered Q!

The director had already switched the focus to the bottom lane.

"Oh!!"

As the shockwave struck again, Irelia's health was reduced to only two bars.

Such outrageous harm drew gasps from the audience!
"My God! The gap between these two top laners is just too big now! Jayce went through the speed gate! He's planning to tower dive!"

Acorn stared intently at Jess.

He knew Jayce had a speed boost, and that retreating directly wouldn't allow him to escape. After taking two empowered Qs, he was now doomed, but perhaps he could use his E skill to keep Jayce under the tower.

Acorn started trying to pull.

Jayce refused Acorn's attempt to kite him, activated his W skill, and unleashed three auto-attacks on Irelia!
Irelia countered with a Q, then raised her hand to unleash her E.

However, he was killed by Jayce's auto-attacks before he could even use his E skill!
A simple and straightforward solo kill!

With such a huge advantage, it would be somewhat impolite to try to get a solo kill with fancy tricks.

The viewers in the live stream were finally in an uproar.

[Holy crap, what is Acorn doing?!]

[Oh no, Zhou is truly invincible now.]

Don't send it!

[This is ridiculous; it feels like even a cannon minion could withstand two more hits than this Irelia.]

[Just like a stray cat on the street, kicked to death?]

[What happened to the supposedly worst Korean player? What are you doing out there every week?!]

[I'm speechless, the difference in skill level between top laners is this huge?]

LGD is so confused!

[The most thrilling episode of the revenge battle!]

After securing the solo kill, Zhou Li, controlling Jayce, immediately disconnected.

LGD players' bench.

Taobao Quan saw the question mark pop up in the public chat again, glanced at the Jayce who was disconnecting in the bottom lane, and couldn't help but curse:

"Damn, why is this guy so pretentious? Wei Shen, come and catch him!"

Wei Shen had just returned to the fountain when he saw Jayce flailing wildly in the bottom lane and said:

"go!"

The two headed towards the bottom lane, and Acorn immediately followed.

Being a lower level is good, because you can revive faster.

However, what the three were unaware of was that Kakao's Lee Sin was already waiting for LGD's players in the lower jungle.

Even Rookie's camera was constantly focused on the bottom lane, waiting for him to teleport there.

Zhou Li's move was a classic case of luring the enemy into a trap, but the three LGD players were so blinded by anger that they didn't even realize it.

Wei Shen and Acorn came from the fountain, while Taobaoquan came from the upper jungle.

Kakao's Lee Sin stood motionless in the bushes, waiting for the excavator to deliver the goods to his door.

After entering the bushes, Taobaoquan's perspective was focused on Jayce, so he didn't even notice that he had walked right up to Lee Sin's face!

"Hey! Taobaoquan! He ran right into Lee Sin's arms! IG planned this, they were deliberately baiting him! Taobaoquan fell for it! Jayce's shockwave, wow, that damage is terrifying!!"

After Zhou Li unleashed a shockwave, he immediately switched to hammer form and, without thinking, struck the target!

Lee Sin and Jayce have extremely high burst damage, and Taobaoquan's Rek'Sai didn't farm well this game, so she was directly melted by the two of them!
What's even more critical is that Wei Shen has already given up his second E-rank in order to support Taobao's rights.

Taobao Quan died the moment he handed over W.

This directly led Wei Shen into a trap!
"Wei Shen used his ultimate on Jayce! But the damage wasn't enough! Irelia was still behind, and she was only level three!"

"It seems like Wei Shen can't escape this wave either! Jayce's damage is too high, Wei Shen is going to be slowly killed!"

"Wei Shen used Flash! But Lee Sin used E-Flash! Slowing down two people! Acorn only glanced over from behind, and now he's going to suffer too!"

"Jayce landed another empowered Q! He instantly killed Lissandra! But luckily, Irelia on the other side stunned Lee Sin and ran back to the second tower!"

After Miller finished speaking, the doll also spoke up:

"But standing under the second tower is useless! This Jayce is still blocking the lane! How are you supposed to play like this! LGD's mid-jungle-top synergy this time is absolutely devastating!!"

Acorn looked at the Irelia standing under the tower with half health and couldn't help but touch his crotch again.

Is it urine?

"So, he even vomited!"

He reached out and wiped the gaming chair again.

Miller and Wawa, who are in the commentary booth, have now begun to empathize with Acorn.

"Wow! Acorn's performance in this game is really terrible, it's unplayable! He's completely lost! That BoJesus got two more kills, he's practically invincible now! And Irelia is practically Acorn's signature champion! Who would have thought he'd be beaten like this!"

"To be honest, if I were Acorn, I'd order it!"

Meanwhile, the chat room was in complete chaos.

【6666! 】

[Clean up! Clean up thoroughly!]

Haha, I just want to know if LGD regrets it now.

I reckon LGD is kicking themselves right now.

[Is the free gift better than the genuine product?] [No way, it's one thing to get killed in a 1v3 situation in real life, but how come you get killed in a 1v3 situation in a game?]

LGD players' bench.

By this time, Wei Shen and his two companions had become incredibly famous.

No matter how much Hirano Aya shouted for them to calm down, the three of them still rushed towards the bottom lane without any regard for the consequences.

But Zhou Li had already chosen to return to the city, leaving the three of them empty-handed and wasting their time.

Looking at the three who had lost their minds, Hirano Aya sighed.

He knew the game was over.

Fifteen minutes later, a team fight broke out between the two sides at the Dragon Pit.

Both Wei Shen and Taobao Quan were shouting in the voice chat that they were going to forcefully engage on Jess.

However, Zhou Li's positioning was very cautious, giving LGD no chance at all.

Instead, they used the shockwave of QE to frequently wear down the LGD players.

Jayce's high damage output was simply too much for LGD to handle.

The one who felt most wronged at this moment was Imp.

Jayce was firing at him almost every time. Even though he was trying his best to dodge, he still took two hits from the shockwave.

As a result, he was left with very low health and lost his ability to fight.

Imp felt extremely sad.

Why are you always yelling at me when these three idiots are provoking you?
Logically speaking, if the ADC is out of form, LGD shouldn't be able to engage in this team fight.

But just as the LGD team was about to retreat, Jayce pressed forward again, maintaining an extremely ambiguous distance.

Hirano Aya knew that she had to kill someone to end the day so that the three of them could calm down, so she simply chose to use Q-Flash to force an engagement.

However, Zhou Li had already seen through Hirano Aya's thoughts. The moment the bull kowtowed, Jayce used Flash.

Not only did Alistar miss his Q, but he also flashed himself into an extremely dangerous position.

Even more deadly was that Kakao had already circled around to the back of the team and used his ultimate skill to kick the Ice Maiden over as well.

The child's War Goddess unleashed her ultimate skill, and IG immediately entered reaping mode!

【ACE!】

Watching LGD's crushing defeat, Miller couldn't help but lament:
"Ah, this game really feels like it's over. Jayce's advantage is just too big. He can fire two shots before the team fight even starts, and LGD just can't hold on!"

The doll also spoke up:

"And this person's reaction is absolutely terrifying. How could he even react to Alistar's Q-Flash combo?"

Miller shook his head and said:
"This shouldn't be a reaction, it's a prediction that was made long ago. Zhou Li has completely seen through Hirano Aya's thoughts! He knows that your kowtowing is not well-intentioned, and that you will definitely try to knock him away with Shan."

"Actually, if you've watched the game this far, have you noticed something? This Jayce, if you observe closely, you'll find that he's full of openings, giving you the feeling that as long as you make an opening, you can find an opportunity. But once you actually make an opening, you'll find that this Jayce has no openings at all!"

"That's so underhanded!" Wawa exclaimed. "They're completely exploiting the psychology of the LGD players!"

After this team fight, LGD had completely lost all hope.

Although imp's Kog'Maw kept pressuring Kid in the early game and was doing quite well, he was always nearly killed before the team fight even started due to Jayce's high-precision cannon.

Although LGD chose a strong engage composition to counter IG's poke composition, the problem is that Jayce can harass you without needing two or three waves of attacks. Just one hit will render one of LGD's players incapacitated.

In addition, Irelia is completely useless now, how can she possibly win a four-on-five game?
To avoid further torment, when the timer reached twenty minutes, LGD executed a four-kill spree in the bottom right corner in one second, with all their attacks proceeding smoothly.

"LGD has chosen to surrender! They realized there was no hope of turning the game around, and continuing would only be giving Jayce a free ride!"

As LGD made their quick surrender, a chorus of boos erupted from the crowd.

Zhou Li stood up, completely satisfied.

The torture of Acorn finally unlocked his historical records.

[Cui Qianzhu, a general of the Korean team, joined LGD under the Samsung Blue Banner. Zhou Li was included, and people at the time called him a "gift." In the Demacia Cup, Zhou Li collapsed on the field, averaging more than one death per game, with the worst KDA. Spectators mocked, "The worst Korean import, a mere measuring instrument!" LGD then replaced him with Acorn as their coach. When Qianzhu took the field, he was unparalleled in bravery, a stark contrast to Zhou Li.]

However, Qianzhu and Li often bullied others. When Zhou Lang returned to his position, Zhou Lang flew into a rage, smashed Qianzhu's arm with a chair, and thus secured the starting position. Li replaced Qianzhu as coach. During the spring season, Li played every match without a single defeat, earning the nickname "100% win rate." Upon hearing this, Qianzhu was filled with rage and berated the management: "How dare these scoundrels usurp my position!"

[On Oscar night, Qianzhu was in attendance. Zhou Li angrily rebuked him in the live stream, only to be surrounded by Taoquan, Weishi, and Qianzhu. Li fought three against one and defeated them all, but was then captured by LGD. By summer, he had switched to IG.]

[In the subsequent battle, LGD abandoned their previous defensive approach and chose Jayce as their first pick. He dominated the game, forcing Qianzhu to retreat; then, he single-handedly fought three opponents, breaking through their encirclement once more. The spectators were astonished, and it became a laughingstock. After this defeat, LGD's reputation plummeted.]

[Mission unlocked (Acorn), ability gained: Mixed Learning.]

[Mixing Studies: The so-called "Mixing"...]

Zhou Li glanced at it and then skipped it.

If he had unlocked this ability before, it might have been somewhat useful to him, but now?
He may be a substitute, but once he's on the field, all he wants to do is dominate!
Of course, the main reason is IG; if he were to play passively, they might not necessarily win.

However, unlocking the Records of the Grand Historian wasn't entirely fruitless; he also gained perfect proficiency in the hero Blade Dancer from it.

I've unlocked another chapter of the Records of the Grand Historian, and the Zhou Rites are truly refreshing.

He stood up and saw Wei Shen and Taobao Quan glaring at him angrily.

Zhou Li smiled and mouthed something to the two of them.

"Rubbish."

As the first game of the match ended, the hashtag IG VS LGD exploded on the internet.

Zhou Li has made a powerful comeback, shedding his former slacker image. Video clips and GIFs of him beating up Acorn with Jayce have started to spread like wildfire on the internet.

In an instant, countless netizens flooded into the live stream, eventually spamming the screen.

[Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west. Don’t look down on the young and poor! ]

At this moment, the atmosphere in the LGD players' booth had completely plummeted to freezing point.

Losing the game is nothing, but being humiliated like this, or even being treated like dirt, is something that these proud and arrogant players from LGD simply cannot accept.

Chris looked at everyone's expressions and said:

"It's only the first game, so it's okay to lose. We'll win the second one! In the next game, we'll ban Jayce directly. His Jayce proficiency is indeed very high, but he must have practiced for a long time. In such a short time, he probably only knows how to play this one champion!"

Chris's words made everyone feel a little better.

Acorn hesitated for a moment, then spoke up:

"We don't need to ban Jayce. We're on the blue side next game, so I can take him!"

Upon hearing Acorn's words, Hirano Aya stopped him:
"Pick Jayce on the first floor; it's too easy to be countered. Let's just ban him."

Acorn thought for a moment and then said nothing more.

After all, Zhou Li's performance today was really abnormal. After the crushing defeat in the previous game, he no longer had the blind confidence he had at the beginning.

I'm really afraid I'll get a lesson from both sides when the time comes.

“But you need to get me warriors,” Acorn said firmly. “Trust me!”

(End of this chapter)