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Chapter 73 Remarks on the launch
Chapter 73 Remarks on the launch
Brothers and sisters! Urgent, very important announcement!!!
This morning, I suddenly received a notification from the editor that the book would be published.
Good guy!
I was so scared that I almost smashed my phone into my baby's formula can.
It feels like you're wearing your pajamas and going downstairs to take out the trash, and suddenly you're dragged to a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and even your underwear is SpongeBob SquarePants!
To be honest, the data in this book is really just average.
As a newcomer, I was neither propelled by AI nor supported by veteran readers.
But seeing dozens of messages in the backend every day urging me to update, like "even the donkeys in the production team wouldn't dare rest like this," seeing people seriously discussing the plot, and even having big shots sending me monthly tickets every day—who among my family understands this feeling of being cared for is better than hot pot with an ice-cold cola!
But here comes the problem!
I'm as flustered as a primary school student being called on by the teacher to recite a text!
Because I don't have any drafts saved up!
I posted one chapter at midnight and another at eight in the morning. That's how I gloriously released the last two chapters I had in reserve.
The only thing I have in my writer's assistant right now, besides the chapter I just finished writing, is emptier than my wallet!
But I promised I'd update a lot as soon as it's released, and I absolutely won't let that slip! I've already ordered ten bottles of Red Bull and am ready to switch into human typewriter mode. Today, I'll be working like crazy, typing away until sparks fly!
I'm desperately seeking your help with a triple combo!
First subscription saves the day: Subscribe to the first chapter at 8 PM. The moment you move your finger, it's the key to whether I can add a braised egg to my instant noodles next month!
Commentary/Mockery: If you spot a typo, immediately mock it! If you see a flaw, feel free to criticize! If there's a plot hole, I'll fix it on the spot, faster than a jerk retracting a message!
Creative ways to urge updates: one extra chapter for every 500 monthly votes, and a donation to a patron will trigger a 10,000-word update (whispering: I'd be grateful even for a donation of instant noodle money)!
I know there are countless novels out there now, and you're all seasoned readers, but this one is truly my precious child, written with my life on the line!
Finally, I'll set a flag:
Absolutely no filler content! If any phrases like "terrifyingly bad" or "this child must not be allowed to live" appear, I'll be punished by eating snail rice noodles without pickled bamboo shoots!
Updates will be as frequent as a dog's! A minimum of 6000 words per day, with bursts of 10,000 words possible (if you fail to do so, feel free to bombard my reader group with "noob" emojis).
Let's go at 8 PM sharp! Every subscription you make is ammunition for me to fight my way back to the top of the recommendations! Let's use our first-day subscription numbers to tell the editor—even flops can have their day!!! (frantically kowtowing.gif x10086)
Hey!
The author, a full-time author, seamlessly transitioned into a full-time stay-at-home dad after having a baby. All he could do was keep going, rushing around, for the sake of formula and diapers!
From now until 8 PM tomorrow, I'll aim for 20,000 and try my best to reach 30,000!
Brothers and sisters, wealthy tycoons, it's up to you! At least support me with an initial pre-order!
(End of this chapter)
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