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Chapter 80 Disney Loot Grand Slam [6k3-in-1]

Chapter 80 Disney Loot Grand Slam [6k Three-in-One]

"Do not--!!!"

The contracted demon let out a miserable howl from within the black mist.

Along with the fake store he had built, it was reduced to ashes in the blazing flames.

The eerie scene around them shattered inch by inch, like a mirage.

Finally, the store's true nature was revealed.

A dark and damp warehouse filled with all sorts of discarded amusement park parts and trash.

In the center of the warehouse, a booklet with a black cover and a faint glow floats silently.

It was that passport that allowed them to pass through customs.

"Commander, target cleared." Xing's voice rang in Li Zhe's mind.

"Comfortable."

Li Zhe put away his battle axe, walked to the passport, and picked it up.

When I opened it, it was blank.

Li Zhe chuckled, thinking to himself that he had thought he could skip directly to the next level.

Judging from this, it is clear that "collecting seals" is still needed.

“Commander, please don’t worry.” Xing’s voice rang out at the right time.

"During the attack just now, I captured and analyzed the core rule data that escaped when the Contract Demon dissipated."

"According to the analysis, all the 'shops' in this barrier are essentially projections of the same rule node."

“Our actions just now were tantamount to directly destroying the entire ‘business system’ within the barrier.”

"speak English."

"We've shut down the censorship process, so now we can do whatever we want."

Xing's tone remained as straightforward as ever.

"The rules and restrictions on all items used for 'collecting stamps' within the barrier have also been simultaneously invalidated."

"They are all stored in a corner of this warehouse, and the stamp collection can be completed in one go."

"Cool!"

Li Zhe was in a great mood upon hearing this.

He immediately began searching through the warehouse.

Soon, he found several metal stamps of various shapes in a wooden box covered with cobwebs.

These correspond to the "ruins" in Adventure Isle, the "skull" in Treasure Cove, and the "spaceship" in Tomorrowland, respectively.

Li Zhe picked up the stamp and began frantically stamping the blank pages of the passport without any hesitation.

When the last stamp fell.

The entire passport instantly emitted a dazzling array of colorful black light.

"Ding--"

A crisp notification sound rang out.

Congratulations! You have collected all the stamps and gained entry to the "Enchanted Storybook Castle"!

"Commander, the path to the core area has been opened for you." Xing's voice carried a hint of joy.

"very good."

Li Zhe put his passport into the maintenance hangar, but did not leave immediately.

He looked at the mountain of spoils in the warehouse, his eyes gleaming with desire.

After the Contract Demon was defeated, these "products" manifested by it lost their disguise and revealed their true nature.

Piles of extremely high-quality core materials, including some legendary ones!
"Commander, I have detected a large quantity of high-value materials, including [Time-Space Dragon Bone], [Void Engine Core], and [Psionic Crystal]..."

Xing quickly rattled off a series of names that thrilled Li Zhe.

Just from the name, it sounds like a top-quality treasure!

"We've struck it rich! This is a huge profit!"

Li Zhe rubbed his hands together and began his "zero-yuan purchase" campaign.

All the valuable materials in the warehouse were swept into the maintenance hangar.

The entire process emphasizes collecting all receivables and leaving none behind.

“Commander, based on our current material reserves, I can plan a brand new production line for you in the maintenance hangar.”

Xing's voice rang out again.

She was also eager to transform these top-tier materials into real combat power for the commander.

"First, let's talk about the blueprints for the [Transforming Motorcycle] that you obtained earlier."

A brand new design blueprint was projected onto the star in front of Li Zhe.

"Combined with the Void Engine Core we just acquired, I am confident that we can achieve a comprehensive leap in its performance."

Li Zhe stared wide-eyed at the design drawings that Xing had redesigned, which were full of violent aesthetics and futuristic technology.

The original "Big Devil" motorcycle has become even more ferocious and domineering after this modification.

The car body remains predominantly black, with its original metallic paint surface now covered in intricate patterns resembling dragon scales.

Two muscular, fighter jet-engine-like thrusters were mounted at the rear of the vehicle, exuding a powerful presence.

The original front of the car was transformed into a low-slung, aggressive dragon head shape.

"Is this...is this still a motorcycle? This is practically a land cruiser!" Li Zhe exclaimed.

“Yes, Commander.” Xing’s tone carried a hint of pride. “I have named it—【Netherworld Dragon Rider】.”

"It perfectly retains the original transformation function, and in vehicle mode, it can break the sound barrier at its top speed."

"In its armed form, it will become your exclusive long-range turret, capable of unleashing the powerful [Annihilation Dragon Breath]."

"And most importantly..."

Xing paused for a moment, and the projected image switched.

A model of a ballistic missile, exuding an aura of destruction, appeared before Li Zhe's eyes.

"The data on the YJ-21 anti-ship ballistic missile that we obtained from Ms. Bai Wangshu has been modified on my production line and can be carried and launched through this long-range weapon platform!"

"Go! Let's do it now!"

Li Zhe issued the order without hesitation.

With this level of long-range fire support, I'm practically a walking, mobile artillery platform!

Who disagrees?
Listen to the dragon's roar, and Dongfeng Express will deliver it right to your door!
"Yes, Commander."

Xing immediately began arranging the production sequence.

“The production sequence for the [Netherworld Dragon Rider] has been established, and the estimated time is... 12 hours.”

“【YJ-21】Production sequence established, estimated time: 6 hours.”

"So long?" Li Zhe frowned.

"Reporting to the commander, the structure of these two weapons is too complex. Even with my computing power, it will take some time to construct and debug them precisely."

"but……"

Xing's tone carried a hint of mischief.

"With the help of the [Time-Space Dragon Bone], I can greatly shorten the production time and complete the construction within five minutes."

"The destruction of the rift barrier cannot be delayed, and equipment that can be used to enhance combat power should be produced as soon as possible!"

"As ordered!"

The most urgent task is to resolve this fissure barrier.

We should seize every opportunity to enhance our combat strength.

While the construction was underway, Li Zhe glanced at a corner of the warehouse.

There were also some useless discarded doll parts piled up there.

In response, a bold idea suddenly popped into Li Zhe's mind.

"Xing, what do you think would happen if I stuffed these things into a missile warhead and launched it?"

"..."

Xing remained silent for a moment, seemingly considering the feasibility of the idea of high-speed computation.

"Commander, your idea... is very creative."

"Based on my deduction, using these objects imbued with resentment as bullet filling material might... produce an unexpected 'mental pollution' effect, which could amplify the damage to this barrier."

"Then let's do it this way, let's use it!"
"Take their own medicine and let this abyss also taste the bitterness of childhood trauma."

……

The battle plan has been finalized, and the equipment is nearing completion.

Li Zhe strode out of the warehouse.

Walk along Mickey Avenue straight toward the ominous castle.

The journey was smooth and smooth.

Those abandoned doll monsters that used to roam the streets seemed to have lost their will to move after the Contract Demon was killed, and became motionless dead objects.

Li Zhe was too lazy to clean them up and walked straight through.

They were all monsters of the familiar type, and they didn't drop any usable resources.

Soon, they arrived at that magnificent yet eerie fantasy fairytale castle.

The castle was surrounded by a visible energy barrier, like a black veil.

Clearly, this is the last line of defense protecting the core.

"Commander, an energy barrier has been detected ahead. Its strength is equivalent to a combat power of 10.0. It requires at least 20 points of pure mech combat power output to break through... It can only be opened with the pass." Xing reminded.

Li Zhe took out the passport covered in stamps from the maintenance hangar.

Holding my passport high, a classic line suddenly came to mind.

"Open sesame!"

Accompanied by this classic slogan, the passport shines brightly.

A beam of seven-colored light shot out and struck the black energy barrier precisely.

"Om-!"

The barrier trembled violently, emitting a sharp hissing sound like fingernails scratching a blackboard.

finally.

It was accompanied by a crisp "crack" sound.

The barrier, like shattered glass, crumbled and vanished inch by inch.

The gates leading to the castle were now open.

However, Li Zhe had no intention of going in.

"Too much trouble."

He stretched out the mecha's limbs.

"Star, help me calculate the trajectory and lock onto the core reaction point of the castle."

“Commander, what are you planning to do…” Xing’s tone carried a hint of uncertainty.

"I'm here to demolish structures, not to explore," Li Zhe said coldly.

Since there are no rules to bind us anymore, what's the point of following the steps to enter the castle and overcome the challenges?

One missile shot down the entire castle, along with the BOSS inside!
"Yes, Commander."

Xing quickly understood his intention and immediately began to perform precise ballistic calculations.

"The trajectory has been planned, and the target has been locked."

"Coordinates: Fantasy Fairy Tale Castle, top of the main tower, core crystal."

"Expected deviation: less than 0.1 meters."

"very good."

Li Zhe had a sudden thought.

"Netherworld Dragon Riders, Arm yourselves!"

In the blink of an eye, a motorcycle full of violent aesthetics underwent an incredibly cool and complex transformation.

Like an external armor, it fits perfectly onto Li Zhe's existing mecha.

One arm, displaying a ferocious and domineering dragon head cannon muzzle!

Li Zhe slowly raised it and aimed at the castle in the distance.

"Load!"

A YJ-21, a weapon exuding destructive power and filled with various "childhood traumas," was slowly loaded into the launch chamber.

"emission!"

Give an order.

"boom--!!!!!"

It was accompanied by a deafening roar and a terrifying recoil.

The missile, trailing a long plume of flame, ripped through the dim yellow sky!

……

The missile hit its target precisely.

There was no earth-shattering explosion, no dazzling light and shadow.

The moment the warhead made contact with the main tower of the castle.

The entire interior of the barrier seemed to fall into a deathly silence.

Immediately afterwards, an indescribable, pure "malice" spread out from the center of the explosion!

Countless distorted, wailing faces of cartoon dolls, filled with pain and resentment, appeared in the air.

They emitted silent shrieks, transforming into black shockwaves that swept across the entire castle.

"Rumble--"

Under the impact of this "spiritual pollution," the magnificent castle began to crumble and disintegrate rapidly from within.

The bricks and stones turned to dust, and the spire collapsed with a roar.

In a cloud of billowing smoke and dust, it was completely reduced to ruins.

【Ding! 】

[The mission to investigate the rift energy fluctuations in the Chuansha area of Shenhai City has been exceeded!] [The core of the Abyss Rift Barrier has been destroyed!]

[Settling your task reward...]

[Congratulations on receiving double rewards: Merit +4, Legendary Core Material Nightmare Crystal x2]

You're done!

Li Zhe looked at the now-settled ruins and nodded in satisfaction.

Within range, everything is truth!
If you can kill with one shot, don't waste your breath arguing with the other person!

And just then...

"Commander, an abnormal energy fluctuation has been detected. Source: the center of the castle ruins... We recommend checking and recovering it."

The alarm sounded again.

Li Zhe frowned slightly.

He piloted his mech and quickly flew towards the center of the ruins.

In a huge pit there.

A giant egg, entirely black, its surface etched with countless female faces twisted in jealousy...

It is currently hovering quietly.

It exuded a chilling, venomous aura.

"This is... a witch's egg?"

Li Zhe recognized it at a glance.

"Commander, according to the energy attribute analysis, this egg is of the same origin as the 'Sloth Witch Egg' you obtained before, but the energy attribute contained within it is biased towards 'jealousy'."

Xing quickly provided the analysis results.

"This egg is very likely the source of the maturation of the catalytic fissure core."

"This egg, hidden in the paradise, absorbed a large number of negative factors, such as princess dreams, twisted jealousy, resentment, quarrels, boredom, and the long-standing structural contradictions of the princess-witch binary opposition in princess animations. The witch's egg attracted the rift seed to take root and sprout. As the barrier matured, it eventually underwent a mutation."

Li Zhe looked at the egg that exuded an ominous aura and understood.

So why did this egg end up here?
According to the star's analysis, the egg appeared in Paradise before the rift matured.

Could someone be up to something here...?

With no leads at the moment, Li Zhe decided to put the matter aside for the time being.

“Commander, this egg was washed by the special energy when the rift core collapsed, which makes it usable as a ‘Dimensional Key’ as well,” Xing added. “In other words, it can open a passage for you to other types of ghost realms.”

"very good."

Li Zhe readily accepted it.

With this, all objectives of the operation have been achieved!
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Battle Report of the Battle of Disney in the Abyss Rift Barrier on Blue Star, Shenhai

[Attacker] Li Zhe (with stars) + Bai Wangshu (deployed/remaining/dead)

2/2/0
[Defender] Disney Abyss Barrier (Deployed/Remaining/Dead)

Unknown/0/Unknown
[Attacking Side Achieves Epic Victory!]

Results:

[Merit +4]

[Legendary Core Material - Nightmare Crystal x2]

[Key to the Dimensions: Egg of the Witch of Envy x1]

[Fallen Star Core x2]

[Abundant core materials...]
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Just as Li Zhe was taking stock of his spoils and preparing to leave this place of trouble.

He suddenly felt...

In the same cabin, Bai Wangshu, lying in his arms, twitched her eyelids.

It seems she's about to wake up.

……

As the rift barrier completely collapsed, the surrounding absurd and eerie scene gradually faded.

Instead, what remains is the real-world Disneyland scene, which was originally full of fantasy.

The platinum mecha piloted by Li Zhe was currently hovering quietly above the fantasy fairytale castle.

In the east, the first rays of dawn are breaking.

The golden sunlight gradually bathed the castle in a warm and sacred glow.

Everything gradually returned to normal.

It was as if the thrilling battle just now was nothing more than a fleeting nightmare.

"Commander, we're back."

Xing's voice rang in Li Zhe's mind, carrying a hint of barely perceptible ease.

"Ah."

Li Zhe nodded and glanced at the time.

It's almost six in the morning now.

"How long have we been inside the barrier?"

"Commander, according to the records, it took a total of 27 minutes and 42 seconds from entering to destroying the core."

"Less than half an hour?" Li Zhe was somewhat surprised. "But it seems like a long time has passed in the outside world."

"The spacetime flow inside this abyssal rift barrier is significantly different from that outside. Half an hour inside the barrier is equivalent to more than five hours outside."

Li Zhe nodded.

It seems I'll have to pay attention to time conversion when entering places like this in the future, so as not to delay important matters.

Li Zhe dearmed his mecha.

She carried Bai Wangshu in a princess carry as well, and landed on a balcony of the castle.

The girl in his arms had long eyelashes that trembled slightly.

It seemed like it could open its eyes at any moment.

Li Zhe looked at her peaceful and lovely sleeping face.

A somewhat bold, yet somewhat amusing, thought suddenly popped into my head.

"Xing, I have a question for you."

"Commander, please speak."

"You know... in this situation, simply making lip contact with her shouldn't cause her to explode, right?"

"..."

Xing fell silent.

Her core database is undergoing an unprecedented emergency calculation.

After a full ten seconds, she answered in a slightly hesitant tone:

"Reporting to the Commander... Based on my analysis, without any energy exchange, simple physical contact is safe, and the probability of detonating her is less than 0.0001%."

at this time.

"Well……"

Bai Wangshu let out a soft moan and slowly opened her eyes.

Her bright, expressive eyes still held a hint of sleepiness.

When her gaze focused on Li Zhe's handsome face so close to hers, she instantly snapped back to reality.

"what!"

She gasped and, like a kitten, suddenly broke free from Li Zhe's embrace and jumped down.

"Where...where is this? Didn't we enter a barrier? Hmm? Why is it already light?"

Her mind was in complete chaos.

My memory is still stuck on the moment before I entered that strange vortex.

Seeing her adorable expression of surprise and shyness, Li Zhe decided to tease her.

He cleared his throat and spoke slowly in a magnetic, theatrical tone, like that of a stage actor.

"You've woken up, my sleeping princess."

"what?"

Bai Wangshu was completely dumbfounded.

"The wicked witch entrenched in the castle cast an evil spell the moment you entered the barrier, putting you into a deep sleep and then teleporting you away."

Li Zhe began telling the story in a very serious manner.

"I overcame many difficulties and finally defeated the evil witch, freeing you from the curse."

As he spoke, he also used various exaggerated facial expressions and gestures.

It's like telling a bedtime story to a child.

Bai Wangshu was stunned.

Although I find this development a bit outrageous...

But seeing Li Zhe's confident demeanor, for a moment he actually began to believe him.

"Then... how did I wake up? How was the curse lifted?" she asked instinctively.

"Of course because..."

Li Zhe deliberately dragged out his words.

Then he leaned close to her ear.

He spoke softly, in a voice only the two of them could hear:

"I awakened you with a kiss of true love."

"My...my first kiss...it's...?!"

Bai Wangshu felt as if her brain had been squeezed hard.

He was completely petrified, from head to toe.

Her already rosy face turned even redder, like a ripe apple, almost as if it were about to bleed.

"You...you...you...you you you!"

She pointed at Li Zhe and stammered "you" for a long time, but couldn't utter a single word.

Looking at her adorable appearance, filled with shame and indignation yet at a loss for what to do.

Li Zhe couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.

"Alright, I'm not teasing you anymore." He stopped joking and became serious. "The rift crisis is over, we should go back."

As he spoke, he looked into the distance, observing the movements at the entrance.

Bai Wangshu took deep breaths repeatedly, trying to calm herself down.

She looked at Li Zhe, her eyes filled with complex emotions.

There was shyness, and there was annoyance.

But more than that... it was a desire for "revenge".

"You...you actually kissed me while I was asleep?!"

She puffed out her cheeks, like an angry little pufferfish.

"Alright, alright, let's call it a day. Mission accomplished. Go back to the entrance and report back."

Li Zhe ignored him and turned to leave.

"What do you mean 'it's over'? You wait a minute!"

Bai Wangshu grabbed his hand.

"This is not fair!"

"Oh? That's not fair?" Li Zhe said thoughtfully. "That's true, you also contributed to this mission... How about this, you get half of the medal."

"Who wants your merits!" Bai Wangshu said angrily. "The spoils of war should all be yours. You can have them! I didn't do anything, don't insult me with this stuff!"

Upon hearing this, Li Zhe raised an eyebrow.

This girl is quite sensible.

If it weren't for her, I wouldn't have been able to complete the game so smoothly and quickly.

I'll treat her to a meal later.

Li Zhe made up his mind.

Bai Wangshu, at this moment, also seemed to have made up his mind.

She took a deep breath and then lunged forward.

"What I mean by unfairness... is... is this!"

Bai Wangshu steeled his resolve and closed his eyes.

She stood on tiptoe and suddenly hooked her arms around Li Zhe's neck.

With an almost clumsy yet courageous demeanor.

She kissed his lips fiercely!