Yin marriage

I didn't think much about it at first, it was both traveling and attending a wedding, and because I haven't seen Huzi for a long time, I really missed it very much, but after I arrived, I suddenly realized, what a wonderful thing I did this time Stupid decision.

Because Huzi’s phone can’t be reached at all, that is to say, he can call me, but I can’t find him, and no one answers him in an unfamiliar place, which is quite troublesome, so, here we are Master and I in Qiqihar looked quite desolate and helpless.

However, I am a person who has the habit of wandering outside all the year round. This situation does not make me panic. Fortunately, I have an address, so I bought a map and called. The driver must be a local here. He speaks Mandarin with a strong northeast accent that sounds very comfortable.Along the way, I chatted about some dirty jokes and so on, and the time passed quickly.Even when we arrived at the place, the driver asked for three yuan less, saying: Brother, it’s rare for us to talk speculatively.

Huzi’s home is in a village called Sanlituner. The taxi driver doesn’t know this village, but only knows the town where this village is located. He told me on the road that even if he knew this village, he would not be able to leave. This town is full of mountains. , the road is not open at all, I can't pass.I believe that many people who have traveled to the countryside by taxi have encountered this situation.

When we arrived in the town, it was almost dark. At first glance, what is this called a town?Putian is not a big city. This town is even more backward than a village-level unit in Putian. No wonder the tiger dared to come back to marry a wife after only sharing more than 2 yuan. The conditions here determine the dowry. Certainly not too high.You know, in my hometown in Henan, the dowry alone costs 20 yuan, but in Fujian, [-] to [-] yuan is nothing.

This town is so backward that my master and I walked around with our luggage on our backs, but we didn’t find a hotel, not even a small farmyard. On the road, we saw a few motorcycles and bullock carts that seemed to carry passengers. I think people won’t pick up passengers anymore at night. After all, this is not a taxi. I will talk about it tomorrow morning after staying overnight, but now I can’t find a place to sleep. I can only bite the bullet and ask a three-wheel drive: Master, run to Sanlitun don't run?

The driver glared at me, and suddenly became vigilant. I thought it was something wrong, so I explained: I have a friend over there. He is getting married. I'm going to have a wedding.

He suddenly raised his voice, almost shouting: What? !Your friend from Sanlitun, married?

I said: Yes, he is from there. We met when we were working in Guangzhou a few years ago.He told me on the phone that he was from Sanlitun.Master, I see you are so surprised, what's the problem?

I feel a little cold in my heart, because I am an Internet writer myself, and I have written several horror novels on the Internet. Originally, Huzi's phone can be connected in a while, and then it becomes an empty number, which makes me feel chilly. These three rounds Master Er's reaction, I immediately started my associative power.

Could it be that all the people in that village died, and Huzi was actually a ghost? !So this master had such a big reaction when he heard the word Sanlitun?

Master waved his hand at me and said, "Little brother, are you kidding me? People from Sanlitun are getting married?"I won't run away from that place, you can find someone else.

After finishing speaking, I stepped on the accelerator and drove away. The masters who were driving motorcycles next to me laughed. When I got nervous, I quickly let go of the smoke and said, "Masters, don't laugh. What's so special about Sanlitun?"

The masters laughed even louder, and one of the old men said to me: Young man, you should find a place to sleep overnight. No one will go to Sanlitun at night.

My hairs are going to stand up now, no one will go there at night, did I guess right, there is a prostitute there? !I quickly took the uncle's arm and said: Tell me, why is no one going at night?Uncle, when you said this, I panicked.

Just as the old man was about to speak, a middle-aged man next to him coughed and said, "Old Liu, his friend is from Sanlitun, so you won't be bothered if you say it?"It's getting late, everyone is gone, right?

After finishing speaking, the masters of several motorcycles dispersed quickly, leaving me and my master standing on the street like two idiots. I was immediately scared, and hurriedly said to my master: "Master, what do you think about this?"Huzi, something happened, right?

Master has been listening to the conversation between me and the motorcycle driver, and now the old man didn’t say a word, sat down on the ground, took out his tortoise shell and threw a few copper coins to the side at random, this is the beginning of divination, I didn't dare to disturb him, watching him counting and muttering words, after a while he stood up and said: "It's okay, this child's life is hard, and he still has decades of life, the king of hell can't accept him." .But it's strange, judging from the hexagram, this child has a happy event coming, but there is also a catastrophe coming. Isn't the married woman a good life and will restrain him in the future?

As soon as I heard what Master said, I felt at ease. This old man is a top-notch trickster, but he has some real skills. I will say Master, so please come again and see where the two of us will end up tonight?

He raised his hand and pointed, and said: "There is no end to the sky. There is a ruined temple over there. I can make do with it for one night. Didn't these masters say that if they don't go to Sanlitun at night, they will run during the day? Don't worry." What.

I saw that there was really a dilapidated earth temple at the intersection, but there was a crooked-neck tree at the entrance of the temple. Seeing it made me quite uncomfortable. People who write novels are like this, and their divergent thinking is too powerful. When I looked at the crooked-neck tree, Automatically imagining the scene of a woman hanged on it, I said: Master, that tree is weird and full of evil spirits, don't sleep there, we can just make do on the street for a night.

He slapped me on the head and scolded: I told you that you would not be allowed to write novels, but you still want to write. What are you doing that can’t make you a living?Seeing that you have written yourself crazy, when you see a tree with a crooked neck, you think of a hanged ghost?What the hell, dare to be a neighbor with the land master?

I thought about it too, isn’t it next to the land master’s house, so I scratched my head in embarrassment, and started to walk into the temple first, opened the door and walked in, and a rotten smell rushed over, it seems that this land master is a mess It's also quite miserable, how long has this rhythm been abandoned?Taking advantage of the light in the sky, I gathered some firewood and prepared to light a fire to keep warm and sleep. The weather here is really cool compared with Fujian.Especially at night, Master and I didn't bring quilts, so we probably would have been frozen to death.

At this time, my master suddenly said to me: "Little Sanliang, we borrowed the land master's place to sleep, and there is no incense to honor him. Let's kowtow to the land father."

I said: "The land lord probably thought the feng shui of this place was not good, so he moved away early. Didn't you see how long this temple has been abandoned?"

My master has a very weird temper. Sometimes he is stubborn and makes people crazy, and sometimes he is very cute like an old urchin. Basically, we are both teachers and friends. He said: "You don't want me bye."

After speaking, he pulled a cushion and knelt down on it, and kowtowed a few times to the dust-covered statue of the Lord of the Earth.

He had just finished praying, when suddenly, there was a snap, which startled me.I held up a torch and looked, and it turned out that there was an incense table in front of the land lord, and a jar was placed on it, and somehow it fell on the ground and broke. Could it be that the master kowtowed so loudly that the ground shook?

Moreover, the broken tiles on the ground were still moving, as if there was something inside, so I picked a small branch and pulled it inside.

Only now did I see clearly that there was a pure black tortoise inside, its shell was turned upside down, and it was struggling to turn over. I saw its appearance very interesting, so I deliberately teased it with a branch, but at this time, Through the light of the torch, I suddenly found that this black turtle was staring at me with those two round eyes!

Just stare, looks very angry!

Hey!I said, "You bitch, you are quite kind, dare to stare at me!"I took the branch and knocked it, but it suddenly bit the branch with its mouth, which shocked me.

My master noticed the movement here, walked over, saw this black turtle, his expression suddenly changed, he kicked me, and cursed: "Put it down quickly!"

After finishing speaking, he hurriedly knelt down on the ground, facing the turtle, and said: "Daxian, this little apprentice is too young to do anything, so don't be as knowledgeable as him."

Now I felt a little bit pained, and said, "Master, it's just a bastard, and it's still a big fairy?"If it's Guixianren, I'll still be Son Gohan!

My master actually yelled at me, and this time his face changed color with anger, and he cursed: "Put it down quickly, and kowtow to Daxian to make amends!"immediately!

I see him like this, although I really don't know why he has such a big reaction, but I always don't want him to be angry, so I put down the black turtle and put it upright, so it is stable.But let me kneel before a turtle, that's impossible, I can't afford to lose this man.

But this time, I found this tortoise to be a bit unusual, because I put it on the ground, and it just looked at me lazily, with provocative eyes, and didn’t leave.This is to release ordinary small animals. Didn't they run away long ago when they saw people?

My master stood up, kicked my knee, and forced me to kneel down. I looked up, and the turtle was still looking at me. After I knelt down, its eyes changed again. , as if saying: Little boy, fight with me?

But at this moment, my master sprinkled his shiny copper coins on the ground, and after watching the movement of the copper coins on the ground, he bowed to the turtle: I beg the great immortal for a gift!

I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, Master Xindao, I know you are inaccurate, but you can't be so unreliable, right?Please bastard bless you? Can he find you an old lady as a wife?

The little tortoise no longer looked at me, but looked at Master with a lazy look. After that, it slowly moved its four legs, turned around and began to crawl slowly.

My master whispered to me: Keep up!

Then a strange scene happened, we two, master and apprentice, one old and one young, followed behind a turtle. Looking at my master’s expression, it seemed to be similar to the primary school students who came to the stage to receive the award. My master, in fact, I can't see through it. You are a fortune teller. As it should be, you don't know which of his words are true and which are false. It's fine if others are deceiving outsiders. He is a person with no lower limit, and he is not like a master or elder. Things like morality have nothing to do with him, and he always deceives me so that I can't laugh or cry.But sometimes, what he said was very accurate, very accurate, very accurate.

How accurate is it?Let me tell you something and you will understand. Once I was going out to swim in the river because of the hot weather, he gave me a divination for the first time, saying that I should not go swimming today, because there is a flood in that river today. The dead ghost wants to find a substitute, and you will be the one who dies after you die.

I didn't believe it at first, but he glared at me and scolded: I have folded the hexagrams of Yangshou divination for three years to save you from this catastrophe, how dare you not believe it?Don't go today, if no one dies in the river, I will wash the dishes for a year!

I didn't bother to say: "It's not certain, maybe one of them drowned by chance, so you're right?"

He pointed at my nose angrily and said: "The drowned ghost died at the age of 25, so the person who died over there today is also the same as you. He belongs to the dragon and is 25 years old this year!"

Even if I didn’t believe what he told me, I didn’t dare to go swimming. As a result, at night, a large group of people gathered by the river to pick up the corpse. They said that a young man had drowned in it. After I heard about it, I secretly inquired about it. People are really dragons, 25 years old!

This happened last year, and I am 26 this year. So, if you believe what my master said, it is torture, because he always lies to you, and if you don’t believe it, it is even more torture. really?

It's like if I really wanted to go swimming that day, what if I was the one who died?

So now I don't know whether I should trust him or not this time. I can only follow him as the tortoise's follower. The tortoise crawls very slowly, slower than ordinary tortoises. Since I choose to follow, I will follow him. Secretly asked the master: Master, what is the origin of this turtle fairy you are talking about?It scares you.

He pinched me and said: "I'll tell you the details later, Daxian will hear it!"

When he said this, the tortoise in front actually looked back at us, as if he could really hear us talking about it.

This time, hope was also ignited in my heart. Could it be that this bastard really took us to find the treasure? !It seems that the master's kneeling and sincere worship is really useful, and a turtle fairy came out after a few heads!

There is just one thing that I find very strange, because Master's reaction this time is really a bit unusual, because I said at the beginning that if he wants to ask for money, money is definitely not a problem based on his ability.But he seems to be a person who has no concept of money. How did he respect a little turtle so much for the treasure this time?

But I just thought about it. At that time, I thought, maybe he didn't pay attention to the money before, but this time, it is a treasure that he would be tempted by?