Yin marriage

Since I am an online writer, I am no stranger to tomb robbers. I have read Tomb Raiders Notes and Ghost Blowing Lamps. Popular, the tomb robber who was cast aside by thousands of people suddenly put on a veil of mystery, but how does the novel compare with reality?What they use is a Luoyang shovel, but mine is a shovel for cleaning cesspit pits, can it compare?Besides, I don't have a black donkey's hoof in my hand, what should I do if I really encounter a zombie?Moreover, tomb robbery is always illegal and damaging to morality. I am not going to change my career to become a tomb robber.

I asked Master, what should I do now?

He himself is a non-smoker, but because of today's incident, he reached out to me and said: "Give me another one."

I hurriedly handed it over and lit it for him. He sat on the ground, looking at the coffin in the pit. I could even see him frowning as the cigarette butt flickered.When the smoke burned all the way to the butt, he suddenly took out his tortoise shell copper coins and scattered them on the ground.

right!At the critical moment, ask God!Master is really wise!

After Master finished divination, I hurried up and asked, "Master, what does the Jade Emperor say?"

He shook his head, looked inside the coffin with a solemn expression, and said, "From the sign, the wealth and disasters are divided into half, wealth and honor are covered by insurance, and it's open!"

As soon as I heard that the wealth and calamity accounted for half, I felt uneasy, so I said to Master: "Why don't you just forget it?"When I write novels, at least the two of us will not starve to death. Maybe one day we will become great gods and make a fortune. There is no need to do such things.

At this time, he was more ruthless for no reason, and said: Do it!It's all like this, don't do it for nothing!

I saw that he was already like this, so I could only say yes. I went down to drive, but he pushed me away and said: I can do this kind of thing as an old man. , you are young, don't do it.

I wanted to argue with him, but he stared at me and scolded: Am I the master or are you the master? !

He jumped down the pit, patted the coffin, and said to himself: Ma'am or sir inside, I'm sorry to disturb your rest today, but let me tell you the truth, money is something outside of you, and it's in the bottom It’s not in circulation either, so today I’ll be helping our master and apprentice, and tomorrow I’ll ask my apprentice to burn billions of Ming coins for you, don’t blame me.

The coffin was brand new. Master found a corner, inserted the tip of the shovel into it slowly, and began to pry it slowly.As soon as it was pried, there was a hissing sound from inside, and the master jumped out of the pit suddenly. I was startled, but the master waved his hand and said, "It's okay, this is the coffin's tightness. It's not a big deal.

He opened my backpack, sprinkled mineral water on the leftover strips of the shirt I started to tear, and made a simple gas mask. He waited until the sound of the air leaking inside stopped, and then jumped in to pry the loose end. , Waiting until one end was loose enough, he inserted the shovel in, and used the principle of leverage to pry the entire coffin board.

There was a creak, and the black turtle and I poked out our heads to look into the coffin from the gap, through the gap through the torch light, I saw a woman's face inside, pale and pale, with eyes open look at me.

I yelled and lost consciousness instantly.

Then I started to have a very deep and complicated dream. At the beginning, it was a woman, very beautiful, with a melon face and willow eyebrows. When I asked me why I wanted to dig her grave, I said that I didn’t want to dig it, it was that damn bastard. Tricked me into digging.Her originally beautiful face suddenly began to bleed from all seven orifices, and she shouted, "I don't care, take your life!"

I knew it was a dream, but I couldn't wake up, I couldn't wake up alive, I wanted to bite my tongue to wake myself up, but I found that I couldn't even move my tongue!

Seeing that she was about to rush towards me, I suddenly knelt down to her, hugged her thigh and cried, "Sister Immortal, I really didn't mean to dig up your coffin, that damned bastard, I must kill it when I see it." I grabbed the stew and drank it. I'm burning paper money, paper cars, paper horses, anyway, can you tell me what you want?Please don't kill me.

I know I'm cowardly looking like this, but isn't this a dream?No one saw it again.I never thought that I begged a female ghost in my dream not to kill me, but she really stopped strangling me, and she recovered that beautiful face, and asked me: "You really don't want to die?"

I hurriedly nodded my head like a garlic masher, and said: Of course, as long as I don't kill me, I can do anything.

I raised my head again, only to see that one beautiful woman had suddenly turned into two, and the two were about [-]% similar in appearance, one was more glamorous, and the other looked more gentle. The glamorous one said to me: You don't have to die, who made me, a silly little sister, fall in love with you?If you marry her, I will let you go.

Almost instantly, I thought of a book——Liao Zhai, and I thought in my dream, could it be that I also met the legendary hungry and thirsty female ghost, and I want to have a romantic relationship with the female ghost like that scholar?

Dude is not ready at all!

Seeing my hesitation, that glamorous female ghost immediately rushed forward and shouted: "If you don't want to, go to hell!"

I hurriedly raised my hand and surrendered, saying: I am willing!I wish for it!

When the screen changed, I was actually attending an ancient wedding, and the groom was myself!Needless to say, the bride, even though she is covered with a hijab, I can guess that it is the more gentle sister.

Those who attended the wedding were all extremely pale-faced people, and they all drank and ate meat stiffly over there. There were meat and vegetables on their table, but without exception, the main dish in the middle, They are all bloody heads!

Both my legs were swinging, but I had to pretend to be strong, to pretend that I was a ghost too, because I was afraid they would suddenly tear me up and eat me.

Worshiping the heaven and the earth, he was praying to a man wearing an official uniform of the Ming Dynasty, with a Chinese character face, which looked quite majestic, but he was also smiling at this time, and the woman was also a graceful and luxurious woman, with a kind face.

It seems that the father-in-law and the mother-in-law are not bad, I feel a little more at ease, and of course I will be sent to the bridal chamber after worshiping heaven and earth.

When I was alone with this woman, I wasn't afraid at all, and I didn't know if it was because she was the bride I had worshiped to heaven and earth or because she was too gentle. I gently lifted her red hijab, and her face was full The red ones dare not look up at me.

I thought to myself, this time I really made a fucking profit!In ancient times, when a woman got married, she must be a virgin. Now if you want to find a virgin, where can you find it?

I kissed her lips, and what followed was a rather voluptuous dream. I have never discovered that there are women who can be so gentle and watery. Although it is a dream, I have to say, I got it from her. At that moment, I even thought that this dream could go on and live with her forever.

After the bridal chamber, I want to go out to toast with the guests. The bride told me that this is the rule. I held up the wine jar and bravely went from table to table. It was only the first table, and they were very enthusiastic about me, and they must pull me. Sitting down, he continued to pick up food for me. I saw one of him stretch out his chopsticks, grab a piece of meat from the man's head, tear it off, and handed it to my mouth. He said drunkenly: "Groom official!eat!

I felt disgusted when I saw the bloody meat, I wanted to hide my head, waved my hand and said: "I don't eat meat!"I am only vegetarian.

But at this time, all the guests and countless little ghosts surrounded me and shouted to me: "Eat!"eat!eat!If you don't eat, we will eat you! !

As soon as I gritted my teeth, I bit down on the piece of meat. In an instant, the smell of blood filled my mouth with a stench. I couldn't hold it anymore and vomited.

This vomiting, I really woke up, and I really lay on the edge of the bed and kept vomiting, because even if I woke up, the feeling of raw human flesh being chewed by my teeth still seemed to be really in my body. circling in the head.

One hand kept patting me on the back. After I vomited, a small hand handed me a towel. I looked back and found that this was the girl from the Northeast who played the lantern I met before. .

In the daytime, although she is not particularly stunning, she looks very small and exquisite, but it is still the same sentence, once she speaks, it will destroy the temperament of her whole body. She patted my back vigorously and hummed : You are awake!

Because my dream was too complicated, mixed with horror and beauty, it took me a while to return from the dream to reality. The first thing I opened my mouth was: Girl, have you seen my master? !

She curled her lips and said, "Your master?"Is that the old man?He probably hasn't woken up yet, and he is lying in the town hospital. The medical expenses are my dowry. Since you are awake, you have to pay me.

As soon as I heard that I was sent to the hospital, I relaxed a little and said yes, I will definitely pay you. Is he okay?

The girl said: Oh, that's right, don't you see that you are quite filial, and you are not far from your master in three words. The doctor said that the problem is probably not serious. After a checkup, there is nothing wrong with your body, but you just can't wake up.

I really feel at ease when he said that, medically, as long as there is nothing wrong with it, it may be that the female ghost tampered with it when the coffin was opened, and it is enough to find a Taoist priest to explain it, right?

Thinking of opening the coffin, I thought of the tomb robbery before I passed out, so I tentatively asked: Beauty, where am I now?

She looked at me with a smug smile and said, "Don't worry, this is my home, not the Public Security Bureau. I said boy, I can't tell, but you are still a tomb robber?"

I quickly covered her mouth and said: Don't talk nonsense, I am an honest person, how can I be a tomb robber!

She broke my hand and said with a light smile: "You pretend to be me. You are lucky. This girl found you. If others saw you, they would have been turned over to the Public Security Bureau."

After I fell into a coma that day, I didn’t remember anything else, so I asked: “Then thank you beauty, I’ll treat you to dinner another day to thank you for not killing me. By the way, can you tell me what’s going on?”

The girl said carelessly: "What else can happen?"When I saw you in the cemetery that day, I probably fell asleep for a while before, but I couldn’t fall asleep when I came back. I just fell asleep and heard your screams. I thought you were a fool and got lost and ran to the cemetery again. I got up and went out to look. After walking for a while, I saw the light of sparks over there, as if the torches were about to go out. I walked over and saw that both of you died beside the coffin!Fortunately, this girl was brave enough to sniff out that both of them were still alive, so she called my father and carried you back.

I asked: That beauty, when you saw us, my master and I were both in a coma, did you see anything in that coffin?

She waved her hand and said: I really don't understand what scared the two of you out, it's just an empty coffin inside!Not even a fart!