Yin marriage

There are a total of three alleys like psychological warfare in an empty city plan. The second one, I still pretend to be a ghost like the first one, and fool it.

When I came out, the five soldiers almost knelt down for me!Worship!So when facing the third alleyway, the five of them still looked at me reverently, waiting for me to make calculations, draw ghost symbols, and then tell them the answer.

I stood in front of the third alleyway, exchanged glances with Zhu Kaihua, and kept everything in silence.

The two lanes in front are psychological warfare, which makes people lose their guard, but the third one really has only one road. Last time, only Zhang Kaixuan passed by alone. Zhu Kaihua encountered a mandrill, and the mandrill pierced through it. On the road behind us, lice were attracted to the Bodhi tree. The most bizarre thing was that it was at Shibu Tianji, kowtowed step by step, and entered Leiyin Temple. That was a strange scene that I will never forget.

Even after the last time, I was still thinking, after we entered the Leiyin Temple, we did not see the shadow of the mandrill, where did it go?I've always wanted to see it, not because I thought it was cute, but because I wanted to witness what it would be like to enter Leiyin Temple if I didn't follow Liu Tianyu's way of taking his life in exchange for it.After all, Liu Tianyu's death in front of Leiyin Temple shocked me too much, and I still couldn't figure it out. He seemed to use divination to get the route.

But why was it condemned by God?

What are the consequences of not following his footwork?

On the ten steps, what is the mystery?

What did the second brother promise Liu Tianyu so that he could die generously?

I sighed, the road ahead is like a suspense novel full of pits, we need to solve the mystery step by step and find the answer, because there are too many unbelievable things, so there are so many lice, it doesn’t bite people isn't it?This process is to make people gradually become indifferent to unbelievable things.

To put it bluntly, is it to make people mature?Despite this maturity, everyone would rather not have it, but life is like rape, isn't it?When you can't resist, try to enjoy it.

The other one of the three lanes carries too many memories of me. Here, I met the mummy and got the bronze sword.It's not the most memorable for me.

The most memorable thing is that here, to my great surprise, I raped a woman who seemed to be very skilled in martial arts, Bai Jin.The most memorable, and also the most incomprehensible, is why such a woman gave me her chastity so hastily.If she is not willing, how can I rape a woman who even Zhu Kaihua praised for her skill?

Not long after we met, my buddies are not so handsome that weeping ghosts and gods.But why?But, no matter the reason, I took advantage of her out of nowhere.I touched my pocket, and there was a piece of cloth with her purity certificate in it that I kept next to my body. I didn’t know what to do with it, but I always unconsciously remembered that the bright red color on the cloth was not pride. To be honest, Whenever this time, I feel guilty towards Nana in my heart, but all men are like this, right?

Now, when Zhu Kaihua and I look at each other, we both know what the other party wants to do.

Yes, all the previous doubts must be confirmed now—whether the mummified corpse in the coffin or the pile of shit is indescribably weird, there must be an end here.

If we really went back to the past—then the mummy must still be there, the bronze sword is there, and the mandrill is also there. to go forward.

If the mummified corpses and mandrills are not here—then everything in front of it is a man-made suspicious soul array, so be careful. What is the purpose of the person who set up this suspicious soul array? , what else will be arranged.

I said to the soldiers behind me: We need to get something in the alley ahead, there may be zongzi in it, but don’t be afraid, we have big ones in our hands, get ready for battle.

The few of them nodded nervously and excitedly, and followed us closely, because the trap I fell into at that time was actually the same as the trap Zhu Kaihua fell into.The road leading to it was in the sarcophagus where the mummy was, so it didn't matter which one to go first, so I just chose the alleyway that Bai Jin and I used to walk.

The trap is right under my feet, the trap is useful because of surprise, this time I know there is a trap, I will definitely not fall like an idiot, it is simple, I kept knocking slowly on the ground in front of me with the butt of my gun Go, and soon find the flap of the trap.

The trap is deep, but aren't we fully equipped this time?The soldiers like Zongzi are probably not good at dealing with them, but I am definitely not as good as them when climbing walls. Bao Yasi is obviously a master in the army. He got the rope by three times, five times and two times, but he handed it to me. I was baffled by his action, but seeing the evasive look of the five of them, I understood, dare to love these kids, no one dares to be the first to go down?I thought to myself that I'm ready for this expert anyway, so I took the rope arrogantly, and said arrogantly: "Look at how cowardly you guys are, aren't you just a zongzi? I'll fix it in three strokes!"

I slid down the rope, because I had the experience last time, and I was no longer afraid of the bottom, not to mention that I still refused to admit that the mummy I killed would still be there, so what?The bronze sword stuck in it could cut him to pieces last time, and it can do it this time!

When I slipped to the ground and just stood firm, and was about to take a flashlight to look into the trap, I was hugged and smelled a strange fragrance.

Grass!Sneak attack!My scalp became numb all of a sudden, and I even felt my hair stand on end!Being hugged like this, I subconsciously pushed with my hands!But it was hugged so tightly that I couldn't push it away!The flashlight is in my hand again, being hugged like this to block the light, I can't see clearly what it is!

I pushed it twice and couldn't open it, so I yelled at the top: "Lao Zhu, come down quickly!" Then, I just rolled on the ground!It doesn't matter this rolling, but after rolling, I feel that my whole body is entangled!When I touched it with my hand, it was full of greasy hair!

I remembered that there was a bronze sword inserted into the mummy's chest, so I simply dropped the flashlight and touched its chest!Sure enough, there is a hilt!How could you think of anything else at this time?As soon as I grasped the hilt, I couldn't draw it out because of my posture, so I just turned the hilt and let the sword twist in its chest first!

I rolled up, hugged me, felt pain, and let go of me. At this time, Lao Zhu had already flown down by the rope, saw the mummy dodging aside, grabbed the sword in my hand, rushed up and chopped up!

The mummy looked quite fragile under the bronze sword, like chopping wood, and it was chopped into pieces in a blink of an eye. At this time, the fourth group of Baoya who came down by the rope looked at Zhu Kaihua with reverence, but yes, such a person The horrible mummy was killed by Lao Zhu Jijian, how awesome?I couldn't help but regret for a while, holding the magic weapon to torture mobs, how could Zhu Kaihua snatch such a cool thing?

When the dust settled, I went up and found the little iron strip in the broken bone. Looking at Zhu Kaihua, I smiled wryly.

What else is there to say?Mummy can be counterfeited, is there a second bronze sword?Even if it can be pirated, it doesn't have this power, right?

What does this mean, my buddy has really crossed over.

time, back to the past.

What the hell is this?In the past, I dreamed of going back to the time of the Three Kingdoms, and all the Diao Chan and Qiao’s clothes were taken away, but now that I really wear them, it’s back to not long ago.It's okay to go back to not long ago, you can also time-travel Bai Jin back for me, and I'll do something like that to her again in the tomb, it won't be a waste of me time-traveling, right?

But the question arises, this crossing, did we cross it—or did it cross the Thousand Buddha Cave?The answer is obviously the latter, but why did the Thousand Buddha Caves travel through?I don't know, but my buddy is numb now, if you don't know, you don't know, can't figure it out if I don't want to?

But things have been confirmed here, and I was still quite irritated. I remembered that there was a mandrill in the trap that Zhu Kaihua fell into. I waved my hand and said, "Let's go, Baoyasi, Brother Sanliang will take you to meet Qitian." great sage.

Gu Yasi was taken aback, and said in surprise: What? !Sun Wukong? !

I nodded and said: Yes, I forgot to tell you, this tomb is the tomb of the elder brother, and what we are looking for is his Ruyi Golden Cudgel.

Baoya's face turned green, and he begged for mercy: "Third brother, let me kneel, is this the grave of the great sage?" !Is there really such a person as Monkey King? !

I turned around and left, Zhu Kaihua and the four soldiers followed, this time it wasn't just me, even his four comrades raised their middle fingers and cursed: You idiot, do you believe this?

The sarcophagus in the front tomb is exactly the same as the last time I came in. The mummy in the sarcophagus has been removed by us. Zhu Kaihua lifted the stone and smashed the bottom of the sarcophagus, exposing the hole below. We just got in, and we didn't hesitate. We are not afraid of a mummy, let alone a monkey. A real sage would have to kneel.

The layout of the tomb below is the same as this one, and there is a sarcophagus in the middle. It was in this sarcophagus that Zhu Kaihua found the mandrill last time. Tell them that they will be able to see Monkey King soon, but Sun Dasheng has a bad temper and beats people when he meets him.

However, when we looked at the coffin and I was about to give a shot to the monkey inside, I found that the inside seemed different.

The coffin where the mandrill was originally was empty.

Baoyasi asked me: Brother Sanliang, where are the descendants of Sun Dasheng?I shook my head and said: I don't know, maybe I went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures.

That being said, Zhu Kaihua and I searched the entire tomb with flashlights, but we didn’t find the shadow of the mandrill. Until now, all the superimposed shadows in front of us have broken down——according to the development of the previous events, this monkey also It will appear in this coffin just like last time.

But no.This became the only place that was different from last time.Why?I discussed it with Zhu Kaihua, and finally got the answer that monkeys are alive.And in this tomb, a living thing obviously couldn't survive.So, it's not that it's different here, but that the monkey wasn't there just when we came here.

The mandrill is not here, and we can't wait for him to come back here. Although no one has set a time for us to do something, it is always bad to delay for too long. Moreover, we entered these two traps to prove what we have learned. Whether the things we experienced overlapped or not did not conflict with our ultimate goal.

However, the confirmation result gave me two kinds of doubts.

Why, so many things overlap?This is really incomprehensible, you can ignore it for the time being, and wait for the answer after you arrive at the Thousand Buddha Cave.

The other is why there is a fault in the overlapping of the monkey here?Although Lao Zhu and I reckoned it was because the monkey was alive, it was just an explanation that couldn't be explained, and it was self-comforting.Subconsciously, I disagree with this answer, and I always feel that this monkey may be a variable.But where the variable is, I can't figure it out.

All the things before entering the Thousand Buddha Caves have been confirmed through experience, although I have always believed that all these coincidences cannot be explained from a non-scientific point of view-because I have never heard of similar allusions, nor have I listened to anyone Having said the same experience, in my heart, I have been thinking that this must be man-made, creating an illusion for us to achieve his purpose, although this purpose is not obvious for the time being.

A group of us came out of this tomb, and in front of us was the entrance to the Qianfo Cave. Now, the few soldiers have almost stabilized. The quality of the soldiers is not covered, especially after experiencing two mummy corpses. , They also seem to have discovered that these legendary zombie ghosts are not so difficult to deal with - one fire burned one, and Zhu Kaihua destroyed one with a few swords.Even the high technology in our hands is not used.

But when they saw the Thousand Buddha Caves, they were still taken aback. It is no wonder that in the eyes of ordinary people, the dead are buried in small mounds. Point, not a professional inverted bucket, or an archaeologist, have you ever seen a tomb with a tower-like building built underground?

Several soldiers were scanning the actually magnificent underground tower-shaped tomb with their flashlights, and suddenly they pointed to the stone tablet in front of the tomb and asked me: Brother Sanliang, what are those three characters?

I saw his ridiculous appearance, and I wanted to tease him, so I said: "Guess what."

He approached the stone tablet, frowning in deep thought, and after a while, he said quietly: You said earlier that there is a descendant of the Monkey King, could it be that the three words are "Huaguo Mountain"?

I thought to myself, "I'm still in Shuiliandong, my mother. I wanted to tease her a few words, but I saw him squatting on the ground with a yelp, touching the thing under the stone tablet and saying: What the hell is this?"Why is it so like a woman's ass?

I said: That's a bitch, don't you see the two breasts are still exposed outside?It's big and straight, but this girl looks weird, with a lined face, and I don't know who carved it.

Bao Yasi raised his head and asked me suspiciously: Brother Sanliang, big and straight ass?Where is it, why didn't I see it?

I scolded, are you fucking blind?So you can't see the big two lumps?Immediately the flashlight rang, and then I was stunned. Bao Yasi's hand was touching a circle, but no matter the size or position, it wasn't **. I couldn't see the lined face either, so startled, I thought to myself: Could it be that the woman with the hunchback has also changed?I quickly ran over a few steps, and I was dumbfounded when I saw it. This is really not the woman with the hunchback.

I quickly greeted Zhu Kaihua and said: "Old Zhu, come and see, the woman with the hunchback stele has also changed!"

Zhu Kaihua came over, and the buck teeth were very interesting, and realized the attitude of the two of us, and stood up consciously. Zhu Kaihua bent down and looked at the hunchback carefully. When he was looking at it, of course I was not idle. , plus the buck teeth are touching a circle, and now I look at it, but find that it is two circles next to each other. The circle mentioned is actually not accurate. It is two ellipses juxtaposed together, and a groove is carved in the middle .

Take a closer look, it's really like what Bao Ya Si said, a woman's butt.

Zhu Kaihua got up with frowning, turned to the other side of the stele, hissed, and told me, "Sanliang, didn't this change the woman on the hunchback stele!"It was this woman who changed the direction!

I didn't understand it for a moment, and said: What's going on?What turned in one direction?

Lao Zhu called me and said, "Come here and have a look. Is this my memory wrong?"

I walked over to have a look, and saw the familiar scary lined face, and the two clearly visible breasts. I understood what Lao Zhu said, it wasn't his misreading, it was the girl from the hunchback, who really turned around. a body.The last time it was facing us, this time it became facing away. Those two ovals are her buttocks.

Baoyasi followed the two of us to look at it. When he saw the face of the camel monument, he shouted: Damn it!How did this girl grow up like this? !

I didn't have time to pay attention to him, so I said to Old Zhu: Is there some mechanism on this stele?Between the stele and the woman on the camel stele, there is something like a bearing between them?

Thinking this way is not aimless. Originally, this stele was connected to the naked woman on the hunchback stele. Now that the direction of the stele has not changed, the woman on the hunchback stele has turned around.

After thinking about it this way, we inevitably bent down to check it out, but even though we searched the entire stele, we still couldn’t find any mechanism that touched it. There is no mystery.

At this time Bao Yasi said uncertainly: Brother Sanliang, Brother Zhu, last time you came, this stone tablet was facing you?

I nodded and looked at him inexplicably.

He pointed to the head of the woman with the camel stele and continued, "The last time you came here, was this woman's head facing outward or inward?"

I subconsciously said: It's facing outside.

After I finished speaking, I looked at the stele again, and immediately understood the meaning of Baoyasi, but I didn't have a clear definition in my mind, so I put the flashlight in my hand, the flashlight didn't move, and my hand turned around.If you change the side, the direction of the finger changes.

In other words, if the stone tablet and the woman are connected by a bearing, and the two are not moving as a whole, but the two women have turned around, then the woman's head should have turned in the same direction. .

Zhu Kaihua obviously understood the meaning of Baoyasi, and also looked at the sign of the flashlight in my hand. He came over and took my hand, twisted it, turned it like a wheel, and said: Do you understand?In this way, one side can also be changed, and the direction of the head will not change.

I said: I understand the rotation in this way, but this is a connected body. The rotation of the plane can imagine that there are bearings at the connection, but how to explain this rotation?With the stone tablet pressed down, how could this woman turn around completely?

This kind of rotation is feasible in theory. Looking at the situation of a woman, it should be turned like this, but it is too difficult to operate in this way, unless the stone tablet is lifted, the woman below is turned over, and then restarted Put the stele on the woman.

Zhu Kaihua said: "It's not impossible. If external interference is excluded, then the woman with the hunchback stele may be alive."This stele is inherently weird, not to mention that it is called the Thousand Buddha Cave. The original meaning of Buddhism is that form is emptiness. Even if it is an ordinary ancient tomb, I have never heard of it. A naked woman is used to hump the stele. Among them, There must be something wrong.

At this time, Baoyasi, who was squatting on the ground thinking about the woman's distinctive face, suddenly cried.Crying heart-piercingly, the cry floated in the empty underground, with echoes, making one's scalp numb.

I got angry for a while and cursed: Grass!Seeing how promising you are, are you scared to tears? !

He didn't look at me and kept crying.

Several of Baoya Si's comrades-in-arms also gathered together when they heard his cry, and asked with concern, "Old Si, what's wrong with you?"Two of them looked at me vigilantly, as if they suspected that I had popped the chrysanthemum of the four teeth.

Bao Ya Si was crying very sadly, holding his head, and burst into tears, whoever asked him, he didn't answer, I was so annoyed by crying, so I went to break his hand holding his head, and shouted: You, he What the hell happened? !

His hands hugged his head quite tightly. I broke it a few times, but I couldn't break it. Zhu Kaihua saw it and said coldly: "It's weird!"

After finishing speaking, he leaned down, grabbed Bao Yasi's arm with his hand, and with a secret force, broke away Bao Yasi's hand that had been covering his face and holding his head. Then he took two steps back in fright, cursing, I'm so stupid! !

Bao Yasi's comrades squatted on the ground in fright, and couldn't stop backing away!

When I saw the face with buck teeth and four streams of tears, I was trembling all over!

That face was full of tears and snot, but it could still be seen clearly, and the facial features were violently distorted.The nose, mouth, and eyes all became straight lines.

Four buck teeth, turned into a line face!

Several soldiers looked at me and Zhu Kaihua tremblingly, and the 1.8-meter tall man asked me tremblingly: Brother Sanliang, what's going on? !