Yin marriage

Zhu Kaihua woke up not long after. After waking up, the first thing he did was to slap himself twice, and cursed|: I'm dead now? !Zhang Laohei, are we in the Palace of the King of Hades?Hey, little Sanliang, are you dead too? !

I couldn't laugh or cry when he asked me, and cursed: "Damn you, we are all alive."

What happened after that was not long-winded, it was nothing more than Zhang Kaixuan explained the reason for his appearance here, and Zhu Kaihua was taken aback for a while, and finally he exclaimed: Maybe that Taoist priest and that woman were originally from the same family. Later, the Taoist dumped the woman in order to practice Taoism, so there was such a big resentment.

Both of us have seen his nonsense, and we didn't like him. After that, I asked him what happened when he knelt down. His was similar to mine. It was a woman, just a back view, full of bastards He was so angry that he knelt down and bowed down. At that time, he couldn't control his body.

But suddenly, the woman's head exploded.Then he passed out.

When he said this, I looked at my wrapped right hand, my head exploded?His uncle, could it be that I finally broke out and punched that woman's head off?But when I said my guess, Nima!Zhu Kaihua didn't believe it at all!

I don't bother arguing with him. In fact, I can't understand why the punch that seemed to be in the illusion hurt my hand, but what is certain is that the punch was definitely not in vain.I even had a feeling that it was that punch that woke me up.

Zhu Kaihua and I were fine physically, but after the accident on the steps, we were quite exhausted mentally. After a short rest, the three of us left the tomb to see the real Thousand Buddha Cave that Zhang Kaixuan was talking about outside. .

It really is a thousand Buddhas.

This is the real Leiyin Temple.

Eighteen arhats, bodhisattvas, and Dharma protectors stood in a row in the entire empty hall, and the three lights swept across it. There was no peaceful atmosphere all over the sky, but only a cold and gloomy atmosphere.

The size of the entire hall is the same as that of the Buddhas in Journey to the West. Arhat Vajra Bodhisattva stands on both sides, and there is a road in the middle. If you pass by with a flashlight, you can't see the end at all.I was already shocked, and asked tremblingly: What the hell is going on?

Zhang Kaixuan pointed to the road in the middle, and said to Zhu Kaihua, "I found you on this road. If you didn't faint by accident, you should just kneel down and walk to the end."

Zhu Kaihua didn't care about us, but with a flashlight, he walked slowly towards the Buddhas on both sides of the road, pointed with his hand, and said: "These motherfuckers are zongzi, I think we are all finished!"

When he said this, I trembled unconsciously, and scolded: "You fucking crow mouth, can you stop for a while?"

Cursing at him, I couldn't help but look at the Buddhas on both sides, and approached slowly, only then did I realize that the Buddha statues on both sides were neither stone sculptures nor clay sculptures.To the touch, the tentacles are cold, damn it, this Buddha statue is also made of the same material as iron bars.

Zhu Kaihua pulled my hand away and cursed: Don't touch me!Forget the stone sculpture of the rainforest mountain that you touched the corpse?

I withdrew my hand resentfully, and the three of them walked along the road with full vigilance. Fortunately, there were three of them. If there was one more, it would be the part of Journey to the West where we went to the West to meet the Tathagata.The entire bodhisattva and arhats lined up on both sides are motionless, and there is no sign of corpses, but we can't take it lightly, right?

But I don't know why, when I looked at these neatly arranged statues, I suddenly had a feeling of déjà vu, as if they were neatly arranged. We have seen them in the Yulin Mountain Tomb before, but the statues there are all human beings. After the burial, they were arranged in the order of the stars of the big bear, in order to set off the life of a Big Dipper. Then, is the order of the arrangement of the gods and Buddhas all over the sky also according to a certain rule?More importantly, will these gods and Buddhas also be like the tombs in Yulin Mountain, who will rise up at the sight of blood?

Walking like this, a staircase suddenly appeared on the originally parallel ground.Zhu Kaihua immediately shouted: Damn it!There is also a ten-step secret here!Look at this ladder, is it exactly ten steps?

He didn't say that I haven't noticed it yet, but he also thought that the top might be an altar, and these steps are just ordinary, but the next count made us dare not go up, who knows if there is any mystery in it?

Zhang Kaixuan said: "Be careful sailing for thousands of years. There are too many unreasonable places in this tomb. Just calculate it according to this ladder. The ancients believed that the largest number was nine. Stairs in buildings, especially in ancient tombs, the owner of the tomb usually chooses the number nine if he wants to ascend to immortality, but here it is unreasonable, taking a cross, who knows what he means.

Just like that, we stopped here on our pilgrimage, and Zhu Kaihua looked up with a flashlight, but the strange thing is that the steps are not high, only ten steps, but we still can't see clearly what is above the ten steps. , What on earth is there, as if separated by a thin layer of mist.Quite hazy.

I asked: Guess, what is there on the top of this step?

Without even thinking about it, Zhu Kaihua blurted out, saying: Need I say that?Look at the two sides, there are Arhats, and there are Bodhisattvas. According to the rules, the center is definitely their great leader—the Tathagata.Thinking of my old Zhu, I was able to steal the Tathagata's fight in my lifetime, and now even if I die, I can still smile at Jiuquan.

I laughed and scolded: "Seeing how promising you are, it is quite reasonable to say that it is the Tathagata, but you have never heard that the Tathagata was burned into a relic after death?"It might be the Tathagata's relic, which is very valuable.

Zhu Kaihua pursed his lips and said: "As for you bookworm, you only know how to follow the book. I heard from my master that if a person dies and can be burned into a relic, it may be that there is a large stone growing in his body." ***, stones can be stones, anyway, it is also the fault of the Buddha.As soon as he mentioned this, his eyes lit up, and he said with both hands frustrated: I think we should go up, maybe these ten steps and that ten steps are just a coincidence.Besides, the one just now was not a step, and with such a big formation, aren't we still living well?I think this thing is a complete bluff.

But no matter what he said, neither of us agreed to go up so hastily. Although we both knew that it was not a problem to waste time like this, but who would step on this obvious thunder?

Later, Zhu Kaihua was also annoyed by the two of us, so he just wrapped it up, pulled the bolt of the gun, and cursed: You two should work together to exclude me, Lao Zhu. I have to go too, you guys went to the ground to find someone to decrypt it, but buddies are here to ask for money, I haven’t seen the big wind and waves up there?Let me get to the front with my ugly words, what treasures are there, but they don't have the share of you two!Anyway, you two have a solid family background.

After finishing speaking, I didn't even have time to pull him, so he stepped up the steps in one step.

One foot is on top and one foot is on the bottom, his whole body is fixed there, obviously this guy is still frightened even though his mouth is stiff, we both stare at him, our hearts are so nervous, I whispered Asked: Lao Zhu, are you okay?

He turned his head and glared at me, and said complacently, "Look?It is you who scare yourself!

After finishing speaking, just that, step by step, walked up.Nothing at all.How many times has this happened?I remember when we were at Sanchakou, it was because Lao Zhu didn’t care about anything, but the three of us had nothing to do. This made us both think that our IQ is higher than Lao Zhu’s.I even thought of what my elder brother once said to me about the Three Kingdoms. He said that Zhuge Liang’s empty city plan was a fart. Of course, Zhuge Liang had figured out the factors of Sima Yi's character in it, but the meaning of the elder brother is obvious, that is-cleverness is misunderstood by cleverness.

Zhu Kaihua's figure flashed into the faint mist. Seeing that the ten steps were not dangerous, the two of us walked up quickly. Before entering the mist, we heard Zhu Kaihua's cry Exclaimed: I rely on!

I didn't know why, so I thought what happened to him, so I quickly raised my gun and rushed up through the fog, only to see Zhu Kaihua standing there dumbfounded.

I scanned it with my flashlight and saw a person.Sitting on the lotus throne, with a serene expression, holding a flower in one hand.Holding a red sandalwood box in one hand, it is the golden body of the Tathagata Buddha!

Beside Tathagata Dharma Xiangzhen, there are also two golden bodies.This must be in the Buddhist classics, it must be the Dharma King and the like, but these two are obviously not.

Everyone is familiar with Journey to the West. When I was watching Journey to the West when I was a child, I wondered why Tathagata had this hairstyle?When I grow up and understand it, I think Tathagata is a fairy who pursues trends, otherwise how could he have a wavy hair?The reason why I made a joke about Buddha is not that I am disrespectful to him, but to show that Buddha is an Indian——Tang Sanzang went to India to learn the scriptures.

But these two golden statues are obviously Chinese classical shapes.

A man, behind his hand, with the other finger pointing at the Tathagata, has a serene expression, a long beard, a slightly fat body, a detached demeanor, and a high-spirited spirit of pointing the world.

The other man, with braided hair, was dressed in an official uniform of the Qing Dynasty, with his hands behind his back, his head raised and his eyes closed, as if he was thinking about something.

We are all a generation influenced by TV dramas. It is obvious that the two real bodies other than Tathagata are from the Ming Dynasty, and the other is from the Qing Dynasty.

No one is a fool.

We immediately guessed the identities of these two persons who appeared to be the Dharma Kings.

Liu Bowen, Li Zhongzhi.

These two people who ran through our previous itinerary, in front of the Buddha, pointed out the country.