Yin marriage

It was already night, a woman with a grinning face and a gloomy voice was fine, but now she was sprayed with old blood again, the image was not to mention terrifying, and I was really uncomfortable being pinched at this time, since I was able to be a little gangster a few years ago, My physical fitness is not bad either. I was caught in the air by her, and I struggled and kicked out violently, just hitting her stomach.

No matter if it was a ghost or something, she let go of me under the pain, and I rolled on the ground, lifting the stool and was about to hit it, pity?I go!Did she feel sorry for her brother just now?

But the uncle hugged my waist and shouted: Don't hit me!Now she is under the control of others, the person who hit him is useless, I am old and lack of vitality, you bite the tip of your tongue and squirt blood on her!

When I heard him say that, I didn't think too much about it. I bit my tongue, and my mouth was filled with the smell of blood, and I sprayed it at her who was still giggling!

After spraying, I opened my eyes wide to see, buddy, isn't this young guy full of blood?You don't have any bad habits at ordinary times. Seeing that you kid still surrender obediently and suffer death? !

But after I finished spraying, the girl wiped her face, laughed louder and more wildly, and said while laughing: "These tricks used to deal with little devils can also be used against me?"I have no grudges or enmities with you, why do you want to burn my coffin?

I heard what this woman said meant that she came to Xingshi to inquire about her crimes. I definitely wouldn’t dare to get angry. It’s okay to be reasonable, so I said: Beauty, since you said that there is no grudge and no enmity, we were also dragged by that big tortoise. Those who went to dig treasures, it was purely accidental to dig up your coffin, can you spare my master?I will burn high incense for you, how much paper money do you want, you tell me the number.The coffin will definitely not be burned, you also said, we have no hatred, right?

The girl stopped laughing and looked at me with very weird eyes. I looked at the uncle, he didn't seem to have any good ideas, I'll fuck you, you said that your master is so powerful, so you learned from this three-legged cat?Spraying a mouthful of blood doesn't work and then lying down in fright?

The three of us stood still like this, and after about two or three minutes, the uncle said, "Daxian, what do you tell me, it's not good for her to occupy the child's body like this."

The girl cast her a glance, then turned to look at me, snorted, and said: "For Lan Xin's sake, I will spare you master and apprentice!"

I hurriedly bowed and said: "Thank you Daxian, thank you Daxian."

Then he was taken aback, raised his head and asked: "Who is Lan Xin?"

No one answered me, because the girl had fainted on the ground, and the blood stains were still all over her body. Who would have thought that in such a short moment, the girl in front of her would change her soul?

Just now the girl's old lady hid in the house in fright. It's not that this woman doesn't feel sorry for her daughter. I guess she trusts her husband too much and dare not come out to disturb her. The woman wiped her daughter's face with a towel, the couple He helped the fainted girl into the house.

Clothes must be changed. I was embarrassed to enter the house, so I stood at the door to smoke. After a while, the uncle came out and said: "Who is Lan Xin?"

When I heard him ask this, I got dizzy, patted my head and said: Who the hell knows who Lan Xin is?What the female ghost said to save Lan Xin's face and spare the two of us, it's as if I know Lan Xin very well, but uncle, I really don't know each other.

He stared at me for a long time, then sighed and said, "Young man, I guess you have committed Tai Chi recently. If you don't know Lan Xin, if she knows you, maybe Lan Xin is also a female ghost and will come to you soon. , Be careful.

I was chilled by what he said, but when I thought about it, what should I say about this man? The uncle is very vicissitudes, very reticent, and his temperament is enough, but his level is definitely not good. Otherwise, his daughter would be helpless if he was caught by a ghost?So I don't have to really believe what he said.

Lan Xin Lan Xin, this name sounds like a beautiful woman. If you really come to me, I can't wait to ask for it.

Without saying a word, the phone rang in my pocket. I saw that it was the doctor's cell phone that I saved today. When he picked up the phone, he said pleasantly: Mr. Zhao, the old man is awake.

When I heard the news, I didn't know whether I should be happy or not, because it was expected, and the female ghost said to let him go, so I said: Thank you, Dr. Chen, for your care, and tell my master , let him rest at ease for the night, and pick him up and leave the hospital tomorrow.

Dr. Chen lowered his voice and asked me, "The old man woke up suddenly. Let me ask privately, did you ask him to show you?"

I was still worried about what happened to Lan Xin, and I was not in the mood to talk nonsense with him, so I said: "I didn't ask Mr. to see, I know that the one who hurt my master is a female ghost, I'll go and fuck her sister, and I did it." her brother-in-law.

Dr. Chen screamed over there: What? !

I smiled and said: "Just kidding, I have something to do here, let's talk about it another day."

After I hung up the phone, I couldn't laugh anymore. I just felt my head was a little messed up. A joke I made with Dr. Chen just now reminded me of my dream.

In the dream, I married a female ghost, and I was lingering until death. That female ghost had an older sister.

Nima, at this time my super powerful imagination has played a role again. Could it be that the female ghost in the red coffin is my sister, and the woman I married is my sister, that is, Lan Xin? !

But this is obviously hard to say. A dream can’t explain anything. If I say it, others will think I’m an idiot, right?

After the girl woke up, she didn't know anything about the previous events. I said beauty, you were upper body by a ghost, how do you feel?

She gave me a blank look, and said solemnly: "It's dizzy, it's so cool, why don't you have one too?"

I said forget it, buddy, you are full of blood, you can't get close to gods and ghosts, how much did you pay for the hospitalization of my master's old man?I'll pay you back, stay at your house for two days, plus five hundred for accommodation, how about that?

Her staff refused to charge 500 yuan for the hospitalization fee. Northeast girls are so forthright. After I asked her, she almost turned against me and scolded: How big is it to have two stinky money?If this is the case, my old lady will not save you, and let you two die.

I had no choice but to put it away, thinking that when I arrived in Fujian, I would send some local specialties over. I should be grateful. This night, I slept on the unique warm kang of the Northeast, which was quite comfortable. I was still very nervous, and when I heard the news that Master had woken up, I fell asleep very soundly as soon as I relaxed.

I had nothing to say all night, and the next day, I took a tricycle to the hospital and saw Master. Seeing his haggard face, I kept all my complaints in my mouth. Everyone is greedy for money, not to mention this The old man has no children, he himself is still an idle character, he is really greedy for money, who could it be for?What face do I have to blame him?

I put the gruel made by my uncle and his wife on the table, took out a small bowl and filled it up and fed him one bite at a time. Seeing that the uncle was by his side, he felt a little embarrassed and wanted to grab the bowl from me, saying : What's the big deal?I can't die, I can do it myself.

I glared at him, and pretended to blame: "The person who walked around the gate of hell, calling himself okay?"

When the gruel was finished, he told me to close the door and told me, "I have a cigarette. I don't know why. I haven't smoked for a lifetime, but now I really want to smoke."

I tore open the package, and one person scattered one, and the three old men started puffing in the room. When the cigarettes were almost smoked, I asked, "Master, what do you think of that little turtle?" ?

He glanced at the uncle, and I knew what he meant, so I waved my hands and said, "It's not an outsider, but our savior."

My master made an apologetic gesture to the uncle, squinted his eyes and said: "The eagle has been pecked at the eye by the eagle all the year round. I started to feel strange when I saw this earth temple deserted. You should know that the closer to the countryside, the more trustworthy it is." This, if young people don’t believe it, there are still old people, right?

But when you meet a god, you must respect it. This is the rule of the ancestors of my lineage. Didn’t I pay respects to the Lord of the Land a few times, and then saw the turtle fall from the altar?

I just guessed that this tortoise is not simple, dare to snatch the incense of the Lord of the Land, although the Lord of the Land is a small god, but the Ninth Grade Sesame Officer is also an official, isn't he?And judging from the appearance, this tortoise is too spiritual. Could it be that this is a good monster?

I couldn't help laughing when I heard this, and said: So all of this is your guess. Let me tell you, this bastard is really not simple. robbery stuff.

My master was taken aback for a moment, and said, "How do you say that?"

I told him the story of the turtle that my uncle told me. After hearing this, his face turned dark, and he cursed: "Damn it, these two people who are so good, they were fooled by a bastard?"Speaking of it, it's really cheap, what are you doing to scare the two of us?

I said: "Forget it, don't be angry. If you want to blame us, you can blame us for being too greedy for money, otherwise we won't be fooled. Fortunately, we are fine now, just fine, right?"

My uncle and I took him out of the hospital. The uncle was kind and said to get in the car. I'll take you two to Sanlitun directly. I want to see which girl is willing to marry to Sanlitun.

I just remembered that the purpose of my coming is to attend a wedding. What the hell is it called? It’s almost a funeral. This man really can’t be greedy, let alone whimsical. How can there be so many windfalls? can send?

The tricycle was bumpy all the way, and the road at the beginning was better. When it was close to Sanlitun, let alone, it was almost impossible to walk. The tricycle broke down several times along the way. I couldn’t tell whether I was taking a car or pushing a cart. Dao: You see, the roads in other places have been repaired a lot, and there are not many households in Sanlitun. The town is considering merging the villages, but the matter of arable land cannot be negotiated, so I have been wasting there. Is this road not repaired?

After walking for almost four hours, I finally saw a village with no chimneys emitting smoke. In other villages, although they are not very rich, along the way, although there are not many small western-style buildings, almost every household has bungalows. But this Sanlitun, looking around, is almost all tile-roofed houses, and there are even earthen houses mixed in, which puts Buddha out of touch with the times for 20 years.

My master said: "The land is still vast and sparsely populated. If this land is placed in Guangdong and Fujian, let alone a lot of dead people, even if there are ghosts wandering around every day, people will still buy it."

I stood at the entrance of the village and called Huzi, but I still couldn't get through. I was so angry that I wanted to scold my mother. The uncle said: "Don't be angry. I have been to this village several times. There are only a few families. Let's live at the entrance of the village. Go there." Just ask.

When I entered the village, I only felt shady and cool, and I felt like I had stepped into hell, and my body was covered with goose bumps. I couldn't even tell whether it was a feeling or an illusion.

There is a huge old locust tree at the entrance of the village. It looks like it is at least a few hundred years old, and its trunk has been eaten by moths. In the beginning of the year, if you want to cut down trees, you must first write a letter of worship to the monsters and immortals who live above, explain the situation after a few days of worship, and let them move first. This is much better than the demolition team.

When I was young, this incident scared me almost the whole childhood. A neighbor of my family is not considered a neighbor. Everyone probably knows the situation in the countryside, and it’s not far away anyway.

In front of this house, there is a big cypress tree. Who knows how old this cypress tree is? My grandfather said that it was there when his grandfather lived. There are gods living on it. Even if a branch falls off, I am not allowed to pick it up and play with it. Well, that's how the story happened.