Yin marriage
Chapter 72 Mystery First Solution
I'm not in the mood to make fun of him, because it's not just him, I'm excited even thinking about it, shit, that's what the Tathagata Buddha gave me at the last critical moment, although he didn't entrust me with the important task of saving the earth, it must be almost the same?
I took out the red sandalwood box, not to mention anything else, just look at the workmanship of this box, it is not ordinary. There is a circle of carvings on this red sandalwood box, but I can't understand the meaning of the carvings on it.It gives people a feeling that the fog is not the fog and the flowers are not the flowers. The clouds are transpiring and the auspicious clouds are lingering, but there is no one figure, and there are no words. , there is no text on it, but there are pictures, but I can't understand it at all, can I?
I took the box, felt the weight, and asked Zhu Kaihua: "Old Zhu, do you think there is any mechanism in it?"
He shook his head and said: Probably not, you idiot?Who is that, Tathagata Buddha!He wants to punish you, using such indecent tricks?
I thought about it, too. With a strong hand, I opened this gift from the Buddha.
Inside was a piece of yellowed satin, folded neatly. When Zhu Kaihua saw it, he grabbed it and exclaimed, "Damn it, little Sanliang, this must be a treasure map."
He took out the silk satin tremblingly, unfolded it, and there was a beautiful font on it. Due to my sensitivity to fonts, I could tell at a glance that this was made by the second brother.
Sanliang, when I read this letter, my eldest brother and I were probably already in Tongguan, or we were already dead. You can see this letter, which proves that you have seen the great monk and his awakening .
The Thousand Buddha Cave has attracted too many people's attention, he must destroy it, many secrets inside are destined not to be revealed to the world, otherwise, the whole world will be messed up.
I think you must not understand many things in it, and I have no way to explain it. I am still looking for the answer. This is our father's second stop. I only know that they are in the Thousand Buddha Cave. Suffered a great accident.Here, our fathers, including Zhang Kaixuan's grandfather, had problems with their health.But I don't believe that they will die here.
Don't blame me for keeping this secret from you. You can understand my difficulties until now, but as a participant, I have the obligation to tell you that the entire Thousand Buddha Cave is a reincarnation.
It is the beginning and the end.
Here, there exists between reality and fantasy, what you see may not be true.
Take care of yourself, you are Father's only hope.
We are waiting for you in Tongguan.
After reading this, Zhu Kaihua and I looked at each other in dismay, so we were relatively speechless, and we burst into tears first. We thought that at the end of the Thousand Buddha Cave, we could find the answer, at least we could find the second brother, but it was not until the Thousand Buddha Cave The hole collapsed, and we didn't see his shadow. We thought it was a wrong guess last time. We didn't know until we saw this letter that he ran ahead of us.And now, they ran to Tongguan again.
The Daoist Tower in Mogao Grottoes in Dunhuang, and the Mausoleum of the First Emperor of Qin after passing through the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. Some kind of connection, the purpose of their running to Tongguan is also quite obvious-the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang.
After getting this answer, there is nothing to say, Lao Zhu and I are quite powerless, how long will this road take?Is it still worth our pursuit?
Zhu Kaihua smiled bitterly and said: "It's useless to say this now, but now we have been poisoned, and we can't let it go even if we want to."
I took a sip of the wine and said, "Then what do you, an outsider, plan to do?"Continue to follow us aimlessly?To be honest, I am already very satisfied that you can help me to this extent.
He still said the same thing, now, he is also curious, and following us, it can make the gods fight, which is exciting enough.I was speechless when I heard him say that.
Afterwards, I called Zhang Tianyi, thinking in my heart, I will die if I die. If you want to blame me, I can't help it. Anyway, we didn't kill you, Zhang's only seedling, right?
Zhang Tianyi listened to me silently over there, and said, I know, his tone was very flat, and he couldn't hear the emotions.
I was holding on to the phone, even a little bit at a loss. I saw the scene where he came to me and Lao Zhu at the entrance of the hospital. No one should underestimate the energy of the Zhang family. If he really wants to take revenge, Lao Zhu and I really can’t get enough of it. Yes, even if I add my old Zhao family, it will be wiped out in the blink of an eye.
At the end, he sighed and asked: Are you going to Tongguan?
I don't know what he meant by asking this, so I nodded and said: Well, I'm going to have a look.
He said: Let's talk about it then.
I haven't figured out what he meant by saying that I'll talk about it later, so he pressed the phone, leaving Lao Zhu and I confused, but fortunately, I didn't hear his intention to take revenge and blame us.
After that, things will be simple. Life on the ground is always boring. Lao Zhu and I are still dreaming of dying in Dunhuang. He is homeless and alone with no worries. I don’t want to go back. Master?But it's not a problem to live a fucking life like this. When we were out of the hospital last time, we were going to find an old man.
What's the name of that old man who seems to know a lot about iron coffins and Yin soldiers?Zheng Bishan, but because of Zhang Tianyi's sudden arrival last time, a series of changes later made it impossible to make the trip.
We wondered, should we go to Tongguan now, or go to Zheng Bishan?
Later we thought, we have walked all the way to the end of the Thousand Buddha Cave, and we haven’t seen a few Yin soldiers, although we don’t know where the Yin soldiers went, and the eldest brother can basically single out one. ——In spite of this, we can't ignore the real threat of Yin soldiers to us. We haven't encountered many Thousand Buddha Caves. What about Tongguan?So I still plan to find that Zheng Bishan first.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but say, "Old Zhu, do you think we have entered into a misunderstanding before?"I always think that the real answer is up to us to explore, so I followed my father's footsteps step by step to find it, but have you ever thought about it, maybe many things are gone after being encountered by them, They belong to consumables, such as zongzi. After they meet them, they will definitely kill them. Then if we follow them, we won't be able to see that zongzi, right?
Zhu Kaihua asked thoughtfully: What do you mean?
Opening up this idea, I closed my eyes, and started to sort out from the beginning. At the end, I said: About my father and the others, what we know so far, we know, one is that unbelievable Taoist king, and the other is that my second brother I have been trying my best to find out who is manipulating everything behind the scenes.
Let’s not talk about Daoist Wang, that doesn’t connect with us at all, and we can’t find him, let alone the people behind the scenes.So I feel that I can't find the answer on the ground, but then I think about it, the masters are in the folk - my father and the others are looking for clues step by step, who can guarantee that no one will find out where they have been? Woolen cloth?
Just like the Qianfo Cave Yulin Mountain Tomb, who can guarantee that no one has entered before us, my father before, and the tomb is there, without our names written on it, so others can't pour it?
Speaking of this, I found that I couldn't express my thoughts, so I changed my mind and said: Maybe there are other people who have the same purpose as my father, for example, the Zheng Bishan you know, or even someone similar to Zheng Bishan many people.We can find them, first go to know what my father is looking for, and then go to the corresponding location after knowing the answer, so that we can get twice the result with half the effort, instead of being like a headless chicken like now.
Both of us belong to the kind of personality that does what we say, and we pack our bags immediately and prepare to go, because Zhu Kaihua and that Zheng Bishan have only met each other a few times, and he doesn't have the old man's phone number. Fortunately, he knows Zheng Bishan's address. I'm not sure if the old Captain Mo Jin who washed his hands in the gold basin has moved.
Before I left, I wrote a letter to my old mother. The reason why I didn’t make a phone call but wrote a letter was not just because I was afraid that our phone would be monitored, but because there were many things that I couldn’t express in words. Now when I go to retell the whole Thousand Buddha Caves, I will only feel a mess, I can't make sense of it at all, I can only use words to record all our experiences bluntly.
After doing this, we went to the station to buy tickets, and after tossing and turning, we came to Beijing, because according to Zhu Kaihua, the old man had several shops in Panjiayuan's house.
After we arrived in Beijing, we didn't even go to appreciate the magnificence of the Forty-Nine Imperial City, and went straight to Panjiayuan's house.Speaking of Panjiayuanzi, there are not many cumbersome things here, but aside from the fake antiques and antiques that are everywhere now, I heard from the old people that in the past, many people even came here on foot to sell good treasures. So this is the paradise of the inverted fighters.
Later, although there were many fakes, there were also many real ones, and even many people came here to search for treasures based on their eyesight. It costs tens of thousands to buy a homemade retro clay pot, but now, basically, to put it bluntly, finding a genuine one is harder than finding a needle in a haystack.But it's still hot here, most likely it's just those gringos who are obsessed with ancient Chinese culture.
Don't gossip too much, if you talk too much, it will inevitably make up the number of words. The two of us are here to find someone, so although I have the urge to find two uncut jades among the fakes everywhere, I still don't visit this so-called largest old shop. After passing the periphery of the commodity trading market, I followed Zhu Kaihua into a shop.
This shop is decorated in an antique style, and the name is also elegant, Jianbaoxuan.Just for this name, the Zhao family antique store that my elder brother gave me was thrown out a few streets. Compared with others, the name of the store is completely a piece of shit.
I walked in and saw that there were not many things inside, but they were all neatly arranged. Although the whole store was not big, it was quite decently arranged. I saw a bronze tripod in the store when I saw it, and I was curious So I asked Lao Zhu: "Hey, do you think this thing is real?"If you sell bronze wares, you will turn around if you catch them.
Zhu Kaihua glared at me without making a sound, and we stood in the store, and after a while, a thin, black middle-aged man in a robe and oval rimless glasses walked out, came up to greet us, and said, "You two, yes See for yourself, or should I introduce it?Everything in the store is genuine.
I used to be in this line of business, so of course I wouldn’t believe his nonsense, let alone argue with him, even if I saw that something was fake, I couldn’t say it, it’s a big taboo for bad guys to do business, I don’t think Zhu Kaihua would say anything , I said: I do not buy, only sell, where is your shopkeeper?
The man with glasses looked at me suspiciously, and said vigilantly: "The things in the small shop are all through regular channels, and they are not accepted here. Why don't you two take a look elsewhere?"
After speaking, he made a gesture of please, which meant to invite the two of us to go out.
After thinking about it, it seems that one must be cautious when doing business at the foot of the imperial city, but I have seen this scene a lot. He asked us to go out, not because he didn't want it, but because he was cautious.
I looked at him with great interest, stared into his eyes and said: Really don't want it?If you want to let this thing out, the young master will definitely steal your head, do you believe it or not?
After finishing speaking, I gave him a meaningful smile, patted the backpack, and said: "It's muddy."
This sentence is the slang in the industry, which means that it has just been dug out of the bucket and the mud has not been washed. It is also a disguised reminder to him that we are serious and want to sell things, not bills.
Sure enough, as soon as I finished speaking, the black and thin middle-aged man immediately put on a smiling face and asked: "Dare the two little brothers, one is an expert?"What do you call the two of you?
I said, "My name is Zhao San, and this one is Wang Si. Don't say anything else. I've been driving for a few days. What's the matter? When I get to my brother, you don't even care about tea?"
He smiled apologetically, and waved his hand again, but this time, he invited the two of us into the back room, which formed a small world of its own. As soon as we sat down, a little girl in a cheongsam came to greet us. We poured tea, and the little girl had long hair and shawls, and she was wearing a cheongsam that almost reached her thighs. Her two snow-white thighs were so hanging that I couldn't shake my eyes.
Damn, the gap!Later, I have to invite such a girl in my shop, no, I want to invite a group of girls in black silk, cheongsam, uniform, and bikinis!
Maybe it's because my buddy hasn't touched a woman for a long time, and those two thighs dazzled me. Zhu Kaihua coughed and woke me up. Looking at me like an idiot.
I coughed embarrassingly, and said in a deep voice: Brother, please come out from your shopkeeper?
Speaking of this, it’s really interesting. In old Beijing, the tradition of the Qing Dynasty is still preserved. The boss is not called the boss, but the shopkeeper. There are old Beijing traditions, and I even saw a joke about eating salted duck in an old Beijing traditional shop.
It is said that Zhang San and Li Si came to a roast duck restaurant to eat roast duck, and the waiter yelled after entering the door: "Masters, upstairs or downstairs?"Lobby or single room?
The two sat in the lobby and ordered a roast duck.Xiao Er yelled, "Well done, the guest at table four ordered a roast duck."
The two of them looked at the form of the waiter and thought it was quite interesting. When the roast duck came up, the two of them finished eating and called the waiter to pay 49 yuan. Zhang San said to the waiter: You don't need to change the two cents.
Unexpectedly, the waiter yelled, and said, "Good job, the two masters at table four will give you a tip of [-] cents."
Immediately, the whole store was looking at them, they both felt ashamed, Zhang San said: Oh, forget it, this is not consumption, just ask me for [-] cents.
At this time, the waiter yelled again, saying, "Good job~ The two masters at table four asked for a tip of [-] cents back."
Okay, let’s not gossip, I want to see the shopkeeper, it’s just that there are some things that are inconvenient to say in front of outsiders, but maybe it’s because I was too timid just now, and I lost my composure by staring at his thigh.
The dark and thin middle-aged man smiled and said: "Little brother, if you have something, take it out and have a look first. If the old man is blind and doesn't recognize the treasure, it's not too late to ask the shopkeeper to come out."
As soon as I heard it, I was paralyzed. This person obviously doesn't see rabbits and doesn't scatter eagles, but the two of us came out in such a hurry, where is there any treasure?I want to bring the bronze sword from the Thousand Buddha Cave, I guarantee it will scare him to death, but the problem is that it was buried in the ruins, right?
But it's so embarrassing to sit like this, maybe people will think we two are fooling and kicked out later, and the girl serving tea is really cute, I don't want to lose face, so I just fumbled in my pocket and took out the painting with The iron bar with a straight face came out, and I always carry this thing with me.
I half-covered the iron strip with my hand, and handed it to the middle-aged man's face, revealing a crack, and said with a smile: Brother, have you seen this thing before?
I originally thought that I didn't have something on my body to make a shot, so I just took out a strange thing and flicked it. Who knew that the shopkeeper saw it, and before I retracted my hand, his expression changed drastically. He grabbed my hand and said nervously. : My lord, can you let me take another look?
When I heard that this guy's name had changed to me, I was also surprised, maybe this guy knows this thing! ?
Maybe I just took it out, shook it in front of his eyes, looked at him with a smile, and said, "See clearly, how much is it worth?"
His face was almost stuck to the iron bars. After seeing it clearly, his face turned pale, his whole body trembled, and he could hardly stand up.
He said to the little girl serving tea: Go and close the door.After he finished speaking, he turned and looked at me, wiped his face, and asked: My lord, to be honest, you have traveled all over Beijing, and there are no more than three people who can recognize this thing. I dare to ask, where is this thing? came up?
I took out the red sandalwood box, not to mention anything else, just look at the workmanship of this box, it is not ordinary. There is a circle of carvings on this red sandalwood box, but I can't understand the meaning of the carvings on it.It gives people a feeling that the fog is not the fog and the flowers are not the flowers. The clouds are transpiring and the auspicious clouds are lingering, but there is no one figure, and there are no words. , there is no text on it, but there are pictures, but I can't understand it at all, can I?
I took the box, felt the weight, and asked Zhu Kaihua: "Old Zhu, do you think there is any mechanism in it?"
He shook his head and said: Probably not, you idiot?Who is that, Tathagata Buddha!He wants to punish you, using such indecent tricks?
I thought about it, too. With a strong hand, I opened this gift from the Buddha.
Inside was a piece of yellowed satin, folded neatly. When Zhu Kaihua saw it, he grabbed it and exclaimed, "Damn it, little Sanliang, this must be a treasure map."
He took out the silk satin tremblingly, unfolded it, and there was a beautiful font on it. Due to my sensitivity to fonts, I could tell at a glance that this was made by the second brother.
Sanliang, when I read this letter, my eldest brother and I were probably already in Tongguan, or we were already dead. You can see this letter, which proves that you have seen the great monk and his awakening .
The Thousand Buddha Cave has attracted too many people's attention, he must destroy it, many secrets inside are destined not to be revealed to the world, otherwise, the whole world will be messed up.
I think you must not understand many things in it, and I have no way to explain it. I am still looking for the answer. This is our father's second stop. I only know that they are in the Thousand Buddha Cave. Suffered a great accident.Here, our fathers, including Zhang Kaixuan's grandfather, had problems with their health.But I don't believe that they will die here.
Don't blame me for keeping this secret from you. You can understand my difficulties until now, but as a participant, I have the obligation to tell you that the entire Thousand Buddha Cave is a reincarnation.
It is the beginning and the end.
Here, there exists between reality and fantasy, what you see may not be true.
Take care of yourself, you are Father's only hope.
We are waiting for you in Tongguan.
After reading this, Zhu Kaihua and I looked at each other in dismay, so we were relatively speechless, and we burst into tears first. We thought that at the end of the Thousand Buddha Cave, we could find the answer, at least we could find the second brother, but it was not until the Thousand Buddha Cave The hole collapsed, and we didn't see his shadow. We thought it was a wrong guess last time. We didn't know until we saw this letter that he ran ahead of us.And now, they ran to Tongguan again.
The Daoist Tower in Mogao Grottoes in Dunhuang, and the Mausoleum of the First Emperor of Qin after passing through the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. Some kind of connection, the purpose of their running to Tongguan is also quite obvious-the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang.
After getting this answer, there is nothing to say, Lao Zhu and I are quite powerless, how long will this road take?Is it still worth our pursuit?
Zhu Kaihua smiled bitterly and said: "It's useless to say this now, but now we have been poisoned, and we can't let it go even if we want to."
I took a sip of the wine and said, "Then what do you, an outsider, plan to do?"Continue to follow us aimlessly?To be honest, I am already very satisfied that you can help me to this extent.
He still said the same thing, now, he is also curious, and following us, it can make the gods fight, which is exciting enough.I was speechless when I heard him say that.
Afterwards, I called Zhang Tianyi, thinking in my heart, I will die if I die. If you want to blame me, I can't help it. Anyway, we didn't kill you, Zhang's only seedling, right?
Zhang Tianyi listened to me silently over there, and said, I know, his tone was very flat, and he couldn't hear the emotions.
I was holding on to the phone, even a little bit at a loss. I saw the scene where he came to me and Lao Zhu at the entrance of the hospital. No one should underestimate the energy of the Zhang family. If he really wants to take revenge, Lao Zhu and I really can’t get enough of it. Yes, even if I add my old Zhao family, it will be wiped out in the blink of an eye.
At the end, he sighed and asked: Are you going to Tongguan?
I don't know what he meant by asking this, so I nodded and said: Well, I'm going to have a look.
He said: Let's talk about it then.
I haven't figured out what he meant by saying that I'll talk about it later, so he pressed the phone, leaving Lao Zhu and I confused, but fortunately, I didn't hear his intention to take revenge and blame us.
After that, things will be simple. Life on the ground is always boring. Lao Zhu and I are still dreaming of dying in Dunhuang. He is homeless and alone with no worries. I don’t want to go back. Master?But it's not a problem to live a fucking life like this. When we were out of the hospital last time, we were going to find an old man.
What's the name of that old man who seems to know a lot about iron coffins and Yin soldiers?Zheng Bishan, but because of Zhang Tianyi's sudden arrival last time, a series of changes later made it impossible to make the trip.
We wondered, should we go to Tongguan now, or go to Zheng Bishan?
Later we thought, we have walked all the way to the end of the Thousand Buddha Cave, and we haven’t seen a few Yin soldiers, although we don’t know where the Yin soldiers went, and the eldest brother can basically single out one. ——In spite of this, we can't ignore the real threat of Yin soldiers to us. We haven't encountered many Thousand Buddha Caves. What about Tongguan?So I still plan to find that Zheng Bishan first.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but say, "Old Zhu, do you think we have entered into a misunderstanding before?"I always think that the real answer is up to us to explore, so I followed my father's footsteps step by step to find it, but have you ever thought about it, maybe many things are gone after being encountered by them, They belong to consumables, such as zongzi. After they meet them, they will definitely kill them. Then if we follow them, we won't be able to see that zongzi, right?
Zhu Kaihua asked thoughtfully: What do you mean?
Opening up this idea, I closed my eyes, and started to sort out from the beginning. At the end, I said: About my father and the others, what we know so far, we know, one is that unbelievable Taoist king, and the other is that my second brother I have been trying my best to find out who is manipulating everything behind the scenes.
Let’s not talk about Daoist Wang, that doesn’t connect with us at all, and we can’t find him, let alone the people behind the scenes.So I feel that I can't find the answer on the ground, but then I think about it, the masters are in the folk - my father and the others are looking for clues step by step, who can guarantee that no one will find out where they have been? Woolen cloth?
Just like the Qianfo Cave Yulin Mountain Tomb, who can guarantee that no one has entered before us, my father before, and the tomb is there, without our names written on it, so others can't pour it?
Speaking of this, I found that I couldn't express my thoughts, so I changed my mind and said: Maybe there are other people who have the same purpose as my father, for example, the Zheng Bishan you know, or even someone similar to Zheng Bishan many people.We can find them, first go to know what my father is looking for, and then go to the corresponding location after knowing the answer, so that we can get twice the result with half the effort, instead of being like a headless chicken like now.
Both of us belong to the kind of personality that does what we say, and we pack our bags immediately and prepare to go, because Zhu Kaihua and that Zheng Bishan have only met each other a few times, and he doesn't have the old man's phone number. Fortunately, he knows Zheng Bishan's address. I'm not sure if the old Captain Mo Jin who washed his hands in the gold basin has moved.
Before I left, I wrote a letter to my old mother. The reason why I didn’t make a phone call but wrote a letter was not just because I was afraid that our phone would be monitored, but because there were many things that I couldn’t express in words. Now when I go to retell the whole Thousand Buddha Caves, I will only feel a mess, I can't make sense of it at all, I can only use words to record all our experiences bluntly.
After doing this, we went to the station to buy tickets, and after tossing and turning, we came to Beijing, because according to Zhu Kaihua, the old man had several shops in Panjiayuan's house.
After we arrived in Beijing, we didn't even go to appreciate the magnificence of the Forty-Nine Imperial City, and went straight to Panjiayuan's house.Speaking of Panjiayuanzi, there are not many cumbersome things here, but aside from the fake antiques and antiques that are everywhere now, I heard from the old people that in the past, many people even came here on foot to sell good treasures. So this is the paradise of the inverted fighters.
Later, although there were many fakes, there were also many real ones, and even many people came here to search for treasures based on their eyesight. It costs tens of thousands to buy a homemade retro clay pot, but now, basically, to put it bluntly, finding a genuine one is harder than finding a needle in a haystack.But it's still hot here, most likely it's just those gringos who are obsessed with ancient Chinese culture.
Don't gossip too much, if you talk too much, it will inevitably make up the number of words. The two of us are here to find someone, so although I have the urge to find two uncut jades among the fakes everywhere, I still don't visit this so-called largest old shop. After passing the periphery of the commodity trading market, I followed Zhu Kaihua into a shop.
This shop is decorated in an antique style, and the name is also elegant, Jianbaoxuan.Just for this name, the Zhao family antique store that my elder brother gave me was thrown out a few streets. Compared with others, the name of the store is completely a piece of shit.
I walked in and saw that there were not many things inside, but they were all neatly arranged. Although the whole store was not big, it was quite decently arranged. I saw a bronze tripod in the store when I saw it, and I was curious So I asked Lao Zhu: "Hey, do you think this thing is real?"If you sell bronze wares, you will turn around if you catch them.
Zhu Kaihua glared at me without making a sound, and we stood in the store, and after a while, a thin, black middle-aged man in a robe and oval rimless glasses walked out, came up to greet us, and said, "You two, yes See for yourself, or should I introduce it?Everything in the store is genuine.
I used to be in this line of business, so of course I wouldn’t believe his nonsense, let alone argue with him, even if I saw that something was fake, I couldn’t say it, it’s a big taboo for bad guys to do business, I don’t think Zhu Kaihua would say anything , I said: I do not buy, only sell, where is your shopkeeper?
The man with glasses looked at me suspiciously, and said vigilantly: "The things in the small shop are all through regular channels, and they are not accepted here. Why don't you two take a look elsewhere?"
After speaking, he made a gesture of please, which meant to invite the two of us to go out.
After thinking about it, it seems that one must be cautious when doing business at the foot of the imperial city, but I have seen this scene a lot. He asked us to go out, not because he didn't want it, but because he was cautious.
I looked at him with great interest, stared into his eyes and said: Really don't want it?If you want to let this thing out, the young master will definitely steal your head, do you believe it or not?
After finishing speaking, I gave him a meaningful smile, patted the backpack, and said: "It's muddy."
This sentence is the slang in the industry, which means that it has just been dug out of the bucket and the mud has not been washed. It is also a disguised reminder to him that we are serious and want to sell things, not bills.
Sure enough, as soon as I finished speaking, the black and thin middle-aged man immediately put on a smiling face and asked: "Dare the two little brothers, one is an expert?"What do you call the two of you?
I said, "My name is Zhao San, and this one is Wang Si. Don't say anything else. I've been driving for a few days. What's the matter? When I get to my brother, you don't even care about tea?"
He smiled apologetically, and waved his hand again, but this time, he invited the two of us into the back room, which formed a small world of its own. As soon as we sat down, a little girl in a cheongsam came to greet us. We poured tea, and the little girl had long hair and shawls, and she was wearing a cheongsam that almost reached her thighs. Her two snow-white thighs were so hanging that I couldn't shake my eyes.
Damn, the gap!Later, I have to invite such a girl in my shop, no, I want to invite a group of girls in black silk, cheongsam, uniform, and bikinis!
Maybe it's because my buddy hasn't touched a woman for a long time, and those two thighs dazzled me. Zhu Kaihua coughed and woke me up. Looking at me like an idiot.
I coughed embarrassingly, and said in a deep voice: Brother, please come out from your shopkeeper?
Speaking of this, it’s really interesting. In old Beijing, the tradition of the Qing Dynasty is still preserved. The boss is not called the boss, but the shopkeeper. There are old Beijing traditions, and I even saw a joke about eating salted duck in an old Beijing traditional shop.
It is said that Zhang San and Li Si came to a roast duck restaurant to eat roast duck, and the waiter yelled after entering the door: "Masters, upstairs or downstairs?"Lobby or single room?
The two sat in the lobby and ordered a roast duck.Xiao Er yelled, "Well done, the guest at table four ordered a roast duck."
The two of them looked at the form of the waiter and thought it was quite interesting. When the roast duck came up, the two of them finished eating and called the waiter to pay 49 yuan. Zhang San said to the waiter: You don't need to change the two cents.
Unexpectedly, the waiter yelled, and said, "Good job, the two masters at table four will give you a tip of [-] cents."
Immediately, the whole store was looking at them, they both felt ashamed, Zhang San said: Oh, forget it, this is not consumption, just ask me for [-] cents.
At this time, the waiter yelled again, saying, "Good job~ The two masters at table four asked for a tip of [-] cents back."
Okay, let’s not gossip, I want to see the shopkeeper, it’s just that there are some things that are inconvenient to say in front of outsiders, but maybe it’s because I was too timid just now, and I lost my composure by staring at his thigh.
The dark and thin middle-aged man smiled and said: "Little brother, if you have something, take it out and have a look first. If the old man is blind and doesn't recognize the treasure, it's not too late to ask the shopkeeper to come out."
As soon as I heard it, I was paralyzed. This person obviously doesn't see rabbits and doesn't scatter eagles, but the two of us came out in such a hurry, where is there any treasure?I want to bring the bronze sword from the Thousand Buddha Cave, I guarantee it will scare him to death, but the problem is that it was buried in the ruins, right?
But it's so embarrassing to sit like this, maybe people will think we two are fooling and kicked out later, and the girl serving tea is really cute, I don't want to lose face, so I just fumbled in my pocket and took out the painting with The iron bar with a straight face came out, and I always carry this thing with me.
I half-covered the iron strip with my hand, and handed it to the middle-aged man's face, revealing a crack, and said with a smile: Brother, have you seen this thing before?
I originally thought that I didn't have something on my body to make a shot, so I just took out a strange thing and flicked it. Who knew that the shopkeeper saw it, and before I retracted my hand, his expression changed drastically. He grabbed my hand and said nervously. : My lord, can you let me take another look?
When I heard that this guy's name had changed to me, I was also surprised, maybe this guy knows this thing! ?
Maybe I just took it out, shook it in front of his eyes, looked at him with a smile, and said, "See clearly, how much is it worth?"
His face was almost stuck to the iron bars. After seeing it clearly, his face turned pale, his whole body trembled, and he could hardly stand up.
He said to the little girl serving tea: Go and close the door.After he finished speaking, he turned and looked at me, wiped his face, and asked: My lord, to be honest, you have traveled all over Beijing, and there are no more than three people who can recognize this thing. I dare to ask, where is this thing? came up?
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