Yin marriage

I was standing on the haystack and saw the woman in the red padded jacket staring at me, and I felt chills from her bright red lips.

The feeling of falling into an ice cave made me forget what to say for a moment, just staring at her, but at this time, what should I say?If I saw such a woman in a mass grave in the wilderness, then I wouldn't have to think about it, I would definitely regard her as a female ghost.

But now?Now it is my brother's yard, and under the haystack stands a descendant of Qimen Dunjia, a half-witted sorcerer who knows a little about Taoist ghost hunting.

So, even if I suspected that she was a female ghost, and the paper money all over the yard was so weird that I thought she was a ghost, I still couldn't lose my composure and waved to her first, saying: Hello, can you open the door, I It's Huzi and his brother.

She still looked at me as before, shook her head slowly at me, then turned around and walked slowly towards the house.

My master heard me talking and asked me: What's going on?Is there someone inside?

I said yes, there was a woman in a red padded jacket inside, but I asked her to open the door and she didn't like me.

That is to say, Master said something to me, and I felt less scary in an instant. This is the same feeling as walking at night. If I am alone, I may feel panic, but if I have teammates, I will not. I just want to continue to call this woman Look, but when you turn your head, the yard is empty!Not to mention that the woman is gone, even the paper money on the ground is gone!I yelled at my grass, jumped down from the haystack, and said to my master: "There must be weird things in this tiger's yard!"

He patted me on the shoulder and said: "Don't panic, if you have something to say, speak slowly, what's going on?"

I just said that I saw paper money all over the ground, and there was a woman with scarlet lips in the yard, but I couldn’t see anything in a blink of an eye. It couldn’t be a hallucination. A woman scaring herself?

My master didn't finish listening to comfort me or something like others, he still took out the tortoise shell copper coins from his backpack and did divination on the spot.

The tortoise shell shakes the copper coins and throws them away. My master is over there doing the calculations, and I dare not disturb him. After a while he stood up and said: "No, according to the hexagram, you have been acting out of control lately." Luck, you can only meet the fortune of your life, people with such high ideas will not see unclean things.

I understand what he said, that is to say, if a person is lucky, everything he encounters is good. Only those who are extremely unlucky and have a bad mentality will see things they shouldn't see.

So I shook my head after listening to Master's hexagrams, and said: I'm also called good fortune?Did you forget that the two of us almost died two days ago?

He snorted and said: What do you know?Do you think we could both survive something like that?Isn't that called luck?

I said: You are talking about a fart. Someone was hit by a car and was not killed, but he was completely paralyzed. How dare you tell him, buddy, you are so lucky that you won’t die after such a collision?

He pretended to hit me and scolded: You are the only one who talks too much!Don't worry, my calculations are very accurate this time, you have been lucky recently, just wait and see if you don't believe me.

I said yes, big luck is good luck, don't get too far away, tell me, what happened to the woman in Huzi's yard?No matter how I look at her, she doesn't look like a living person.

Then my master comforted me and said: "Don't be nervous, people have their own laws, and ghosts have their own rules. Think about how much you weigh yourself. I also guess that Huzi called you this time. You probably won't either, that kid is also a loyal character, besides, what are you trying to do?How much meat can you sell if you kill it?

I nodded and said yes, just wait and see what happens, the living are not afraid, what are the dead afraid of? But when I think of the woman in the yard, I still can't let go, so I said to the uncle: "You go to the haystack to see if it's possible to return it." Is it true that I was blindsided before?

The uncle nodded, climbed up the haystack to look into the yard, and shook his head at me.Road: Nothing.

It was at this time that a loud shout came, cursing: "What are you doing, you bastard!"

The uncle was taken aback, because peeping at other people's yards is a matter of reason, and a guilty conscience is inevitable. I was so scared by this loud shout that I almost fell off. It is very troublesome, losing money is a trivial matter, the main reason is that I am afraid of being caught as a thief, regardless of 21 and be beaten to death.

But when I turned my head, I saw a man in a well-fitting suit, with a strong body.I straightened up an inch, although the face has changed somewhat, but I can't tell that this is my friend Huzi who has been lost for six years?

I imitated his tone and said: You bastard is called wool, and you don't even know your brother Zhao Sanliang?

He also froze for a moment, then rushed towards me with a big laugh, hugged me directly, and said: "You little son, you are so stupid, I want to kill you, oh, I'll go, you kid is pretending to be a gentle scum now!" , looks quite like a scholar.

I said you got it, I have always been a good young man with culture, ideals and ambitions, come on, let me down first, let's see who else is coming?

He threw me on the ground and said: You need to remind me, I have seen this strange old man long ago.After finishing speaking, he changed the subject and said: Hey, you little old man is still alive?

The master was also amused by the anger, and said: You little bastard, I haven't seen you for a few years, and you still have this kind of virtue. say?

Huzi said, how can I? See if I'm not excited about reuniting after a long absence.After speaking, he took out the key and opened the red-painted door, waved to us and said: "Welcome several leaders to my humble house."

The first thing I did when I walked into the yard was to look for paper money—I was looking for the paper money that suddenly disappeared on the ground I saw before, but I looked around and found nothing. The ground in the yard of Huzi’s house was made of cement. The blind spot is basically unobstructed, which makes me quite puzzled, but if you want me to admit that I was blindsided before, then I don’t even want to, after all, the weird feeling is so real——and there were two living people standing beside me at the time Well, how could it be a ghost hitting the wall?

Huzi saw me looking around, so he smiled and asked me: "What are you looking at, buddy, this house is well built, isn't it?"Thinking about it, I really regretted it. At that time, 2 yuan could build something like this. I thought I couldn’t build a house and marry a wife, and I would have no money at all, so I just took it to business, his mother Yes, this world is really fucked up, the money allowed me to earn some money, but the original 3 house cost me 1, **** I only earned [-] in the past few years!I have worked hard for several years as a co-author, and I still lost [-] yuan?

We were all amused by his words, and he said a few things about the skyrocketing prices, which made the atmosphere a lot more relaxed. Huzi opened the door, invited the three of us in, and ran to the kitchen He said to boil water to make tea for us, and proudly said that the tea was picked from the mountain by himself, and he couldn't buy it even if he had money.

After Huzi left the main room, I immediately stood up and said: Uncle, Master, look for it!That bitch just walked into the house!

Master said: Is this not good?Maybe it's because you're blind?

I said it's okay, and I'll just visit his new house. If we don't talk about it, what can he know? After I finished speaking, I was the first to move and began to look around his house.

In the house, now we can find out that he is indeed going to get married, because the house is full of happy words, and the walls are just whitewashed. His house is an old-fashioned structure, with two bedrooms on the left and right, and the middle one It's the living room, so it's easy to find if you want to. I opened a side room and found some messy things inside. As for the other room, it was neatly arranged inside. There was a double bed with a sticker on the head of the bed. Liu Yifei's poster, it seems that this brat is still obsessed with that fairy sister.

I asked Master to be at the door, and Huzi coughed when he came in, so I boldly opened his cabinet, thinking that I would definitely gain something in it.I held my breath and slowly opened it, damn it, it was empty inside!

The uncle said: "Xiao Sanliang, you may have been really dazzled just now."

I still shook my head stubbornly and said: "It's not right, it's absolutely not right!"

At this time, the master coughed, and I hurriedly pretended to be relaxed and came out from the side room, and smiled at Huzi: "The house is well decorated, and you are only promising at this point. In my opinion, the bed is the strongest in the whole house." , Is this the overtime work after preparing to get married?

He laughed and said, "Just because you talk a lot of fucking nonsense, don't talk nonsense, come drink tea, absolutely wild chrysanthemum tea, clear away heat and relieve fire."

He uses porcelain bowls for making tea and for eating, which reminds me of my parents in my family. In the past, my family was poor, and I would not give up buying a teacup. When guests come, they are all served in bowls. boiled water, add a handful of sugar to it at most.

I felt sour, it seems that Huzi's life alone is not easy, I still doubt his mother so much, is he still human?

If the direction of this person's thinking changes, all the problems he thinks about will change. Before, I felt that it was very strange that he had no relatives and friends to congratulate him on his marriage, but he pulled me here from thousands of miles away. Now I suddenly feel that the tiger is really him. Poor mother, there is no one to help congratulate him after getting married, maybe I am his only friend?

The mountain chrysanthemum tea we drank while sitting on the stool, we can’t blame Huzi for bragging, it’s really sweet and delicious. We chatted and we got to the point, Huzi’s wedding.What the uncle has been wondering all the time is - where is there a girl who would be willing to marry to Sanlitun?

Of course, we can't ask this way, so we asked: Huzi, where is sister-in-law from?Also from a nearby village?

He shook his head, gave me a weird smile, and said, "I picked it up."

I said don't talk nonsense, just talk about it, I won't rob you.

He said that you are so bearish, if you want to snatch it, how can you do it?Forget it, this uncle is not an outsider, there is nothing to hide, I bought this daughter-in-law, there is no way, my father and mother said before they died, no matter how chaotic Sanlitun is, the roots of the family are here, and they cannot be moved, but No girl in the neighborhood is willing to marry here, even if I'm a good-looking guy, I'm useless, I can't let our old Liu family have no descendants, can I?A few days ago, I met an individual trafficker in the city and bought a girl for eight thousand.