Yin marriage

I understood after listening, Zheng Bishan's meaning is very simple, during the day, you can't find a way to get out, but at night, you can use the stars to get out, because the ancients, many ideas are based on celestial phenomena, including the evolution of formations , They are all based on the arrangement of the stars in the sky. For example, the seven-star continuation in the Yulin Mountain Tomb is not a formation based on the constellation of Ursa Major?

But unfortunately, at night, the entire forest is full of poisonous gas, and it is impossible for us to find a way out, so this is a dead end with no solution.

Well, I won’t express other gossips. If you talk too much, you will be suspected of pouring water. Since we have decided to use the thinking of idiots to break the formation, how to be an idiot is really a problem.

A few normal people are not stupid, you let us think about the problem, it is not difficult to mix with successful people, but to understand the thinking of a fool, and do things according to the form and method of a fool, this is really fucking It's a technical job.Later, we simply chatted and bragged along the way, and Lao Zhu also told a few pornographic jokes for the simple purpose of pretending to be on the road aimlessly.

I am quite confident in this method of my own, and besides this method, we really have no better way. I even looked forward to it. We chatted like this and walked to the Qinhuangling Mausoleum. That feeling is how wonderfulWhat did the ancients say?

Mountain darkly, vista?

Until we saw a huge tent, a tent when we set out.

My whole heart full of anticipation fell to the bottom in an instant.

We're back again.

Is there really no other way?

We left full of confidence and returned disappointed. We returned to the tent, Zhu Kaihua threw the package on the ground, lay on the ground, and sighed secretly: My old Zhu Yingming, is it true that I am going to die here?Pity me for having so many confidante friends out there, I don't know how many of them would die for me.

I curled my lips and said: With your virtue, is there anyone else who has true love with you?What people like is your banknotes, if you don't believe me, try living on the street and see which confidante will look straight at you.

Lao Zhu was hurt by what I said, closed his eyes, and said angrily: "I have nothing in common with you."

After driving for a long time, Zhao Dakui burned something, but no one was in the mood to eat it. He just took a few mouthfuls and sat in the corner sighing and smoking. Start writing in the corner.

I stretched my head and looked, Nima, there were two words written on the top of the paper: suicide note!

I burst out laughing and said, "Fourth brother, don't you be so fucking funny?"Don't worry, it's hard to die if you follow you three or two brothers and me.Brother, I live longer than the sky. How can someone who wants to save the earth die so early?

Baoyasi obviously has a lot less trust in me now, smiled at me, and continued to write, while writing, he said: I just want to explain, my passbook is hidden in the underpants compartment in the bedside table.

I scolded: You get it, you, when we go out, I will give you 100 million housing allowances, and I will do what I said, and replace it with one piece, and you sleep with your arms around you, is it done?Don't write about this stuff now, go out with me and set up the tent, it's best to keep the poisonous gas out at night, otherwise, we will have trouble this night.

Gu Yasi put down the pen and paper, and said: Brother Sanliang, are you serious?Really give me 100 million?

I said, true, real money is true, but now we have to make sure that we are all alive, otherwise you won’t be able to spend the RMB if my buddy gives you, right?It can only be exchanged for yin banknotes, but I just don't know, what is the exchange rate between RMB and yin banknotes?

After teasing Baoyasi out, I asked him to take a shovel to make mud, what are you doing with mud?The cracks in the tent were painted, of course, so that the poisonous gas at night could not seep into the tent.I lit a cigarette and said to him, "Fourth brother, do your work first. I've been holding back my urine for a long time."Put water next to it.

After flashing to the other side of the tent, I vomited my eyes, and slowly took out the white silk satin that I had been struggling with since I woke up, the other me in the dream. .

Look at the color and fabric, it is the same as the shroud I wore in the dream.So, my dream is really not like a dream, otherwise, how could the things you get in the dream still be in your hands after you wake up?

To make a nonsense analogy, you dream that you are entangled with a stunning star to the death, endless sex, that is called a joyful, but, it is just a dream, even if you add an adjective, it is also a dream.

But, what if you wake up and find that stunning star is really fucking under your bed! !

Is that still a dream?

Well, let's not dwell on whether this is a dream or not.Are you sure, are you entangled with this big beauty in your dream, or are you really entangled in bed?

Perhaps, to use a literary word to describe it, it is that my dream and my real life have intersected.And the physical evidence is still there—this white silk and satin.

It even gave me an illusion for a time, or I can't tell the difference, am I dreaming now, or was I dreaming before?I am not a person who can keep secrets. Due to my personality, I usually speak freely to those who are at ease. But what happened to me, I really can’t say. Yes, maybe I can tell a person Said, that is my second brother.

Zhu Kaihua can’t even say, according to what I know about him, he heard me say that I saw another me in a dream, and then I handed me a piece of silk – but after waking up from the dream, I found that my own hand Holding the silk that was handed to him by the other self in the dream, he would definitely touch my head and laugh at me for showing off my head.

Of course, I am not afraid that he will laugh at me. The most important thing is that the person in the dream is myself.

Well, I admit, my heart has been messed up.

So, I went out of the tent to look at the silk and satin, but I was afraid of being noticed by them when I came out alone, so I tricked Baoyasi into coming with me.

Well, all eyes are on this silk.

Above is a map.

At first glance, no one can tell what kind of map it is, and what kind of map it is. However, if we can find a reference object from this map?

In fact, this is a hand-drawn map. The outline of the whole map is made of black lines, and among the black lines, there is a red line running through it.

In the middle of the map, a small house is drawn, marked on it: Temporary camp.

Out of sensitivity to handwriting, when I saw the words "temporary camp", I immediately searched in my head. Whose handwriting is this?

But obviously, it's not me, not the second brother, the eldest brother, the old man, including everyone I know.

I was thinking about it, when suddenly someone snatched the silk from my hand. The thing happened suddenly, and I realized instantly that I was about to rush to snatch it. Only then did I see clearly that this figure was Zhu Kaihua.

He unfolded the silk and satin, said with a smile: "Little Sanliang, what are you sneaking around here looking at?"

When I saw that it was him, I felt a bit more determined, and quickly made a silent gesture to him, and beckoned him to come closer to me. I stuck to his ear and whispered: Don't speak loudly!

After finishing speaking, I pulled him aside, snatched the silk and stuffed it into my pocket, and said softly: "Old Zhu, I found something here, but it's not convenient to tell you, do you understand?"It's really inconvenient to say, don't ask me why, just pretend that you haven't seen this thing, do you understand?

Seeing my solemn expression, Zhu Kaihua didn't say anything, just nodded in a daze, and said, "Do you need me to do something?"

I shook my head and said: I don't need it for now, let's go in, I need to confirm something.

After speaking, I walked into the tent and said to Zhao Dakui: "Dakui, show me your map."

Zhao Dakui gave me a puzzled look, but he still didn't say anything, and took out the map and gave it to me.On his map, there is only a rough sketch of the entire forest, and there is no specific route on it, but this is enough to prove my guess.

The forest is marked on the silk, and the red line is most likely the correct route out of the forest.

I breathed a sigh of relief. I had heard that someone would send me a pillow when I fell asleep, but this was the first time I heard that someone gave me a map in my dream.Instead of this, can you give me some welfare lottery numbers in the future?Isn't every issue the first prize of buddies?

I forcibly stabilized my mind, not thinking about how weird this matter was, and not thinking about who I was in the dream, and said to Zhao Dakui in a calm tone: "Now, can you be sure, the one we stayed with last night?" Where is the cabin located?

Now Zhao Dakui looked at me more suspiciously, nodded and said, yes.After speaking, he pointed to the map and said, "This is the location, and what's more, we are now at this location."

I put away the map, greeted them and said: Brothers and comrades-in-arms, pack up your things and go!

When I said these words, all the people in the room looked at me, Zhao Dakui finally couldn't help but said: "Xiao Sanliang, what is the situation, please explain clearly to everyone first, what are you doing in a daze?"

I really have no way to say this, so I couldn’t explain it clearly to them, so I said: Don’t ask so many things, some things are really inconvenient to tell you, in short, I basically know how to get this out now Linzi, we should be able to get out before dark.

When Zheng Bishan's apprentice was about to say something, Zhu Kaihua lowered his face, put his backpack on his back, pointed at him, and cursed: "I don't want to see you anymore, let me tell you, don't talk so much nonsense, I don't want to follow and drag you down."

Zhao Dakui seemed to have guessed something, pulled me aside with a strange expression, and asked me softly: "Little Sanliang, tell me, who did you see when you went out just now?"Is it your second brother Zhao Wuji?

Nima, if he hadn't asked me that, I really couldn't think of pushing all the karma to my second brother!My second brother is always a nonsense and mysterious person, so he probably doesn't care if I splash some dirty water on him.I reluctantly nodded and said: "Hey, I didn't want to say it at first, but since I guessed it all, I won't hide it."

It’s my fault. When I saw my second brother for the last time, he left me a kit and told me to open it in an emergency, but I forgot. I just went out to pee, and suddenly wanted to When I got up, I opened it and saw that it was a map.

After finishing speaking, I took out the white silk in my pocket, handed it to Zhao Dakui, and said, "Look, isn't this the picture of this forest?"The red line should be the route out of the forest.

As soon as I said this, several people gathered together. After Zhao Dakui read it, he passed it to Zhu Kaihua, and finally passed it to Zheng Bishan. Zheng Bishan looked at it for a while, then looked up at me.That look is quite weird.

I didn't understand, and said: "Old Zheng, is there something wrong with this picture?"

Zheng Bishan still looked at me like that, and asked: Are you sure your second brother left you this picture?