The Last 299 Days of Humanity

Chapter 110 Tit for tat
Upon hearing that the little fox had been poisoned, Yu Qing cried out, "I'm such a pig! I fell for that hypocrite's trick! He actually poisoned us, not even sparing the children! What is he trying to do?"

Yao Dan asked anxiously, "Husband, have you been poisoned too?"

Chang'e grabbed Yu Qing's hand and made him stick out his tongue to look at it. She said, "My lord is fine. There are no signs of poisoning, or rather, the symptoms are not that obvious."

"Did I misunderstand them? The little fox and I ate the same thing... Never mind that for now, the most urgent thing is to find a way to save the little fox. But what can I do..."

Chang'e said, "We don't know where to begin. We don't know what kind of poison she's been given, and we don't have the cure..."

Yu Qing suddenly remembered something and kept repeating, "The Immortal Flower! The Immortal Flower!"

Yao Dan hurriedly asked, "Husband, what does 'first flower' mean?"

Yu Qing snapped out of his daze and hurriedly said, "Quickly climb into the suitcase and find my pile of things. There's a pink bottle inside; the liquid there can be an antidote."

After a while, Yao Dan handed the bottle to Yu Qing and asked, "Is this it?"

Yu Qing said, "That's it!"

Just as Yao Dan was about to give the little fox the medicine, Chang'e said, "Let me do it. Too much or too little won't work; we have to observe her reaction to determine the dosage."

After Chang'e and Xiaodan busied themselves for a while, the little fox finally woke up. Her first words upon waking were, "Big brother..."

Yu Qing quickly picked her up, cupped her little face, and said, "It's because your big brother was too stupid; he almost killed you."

Eying said angrily, "Master, who is that person? Why did he want to harm you? I'll go back and kill him!"

Yao Dan said, "Humanoid beauties are not allowed to kill people."

Eying said, "My restriction has been lifted. As long as it is not in the master's interest, it will not be restricted if the master agrees or if the master's life is in danger."

Yu Qing said, "You can be in the first year of junior high, and others can be in the second year. It seems that humanoid creatures on Earth are no longer harmless beings."

Eying asked, "Should I still kill that person?"

Yu Qing sighed, "Let's go to the Fourth Amusement Park first. What's the point of going back now just to vent our anger? That big guy probably wasn't after me."

Yao Dan asked, "Could it be... that he's targeting the little fox?"

"Probably. He was too enthusiastic about the little fox. I think he planned to drug us and forcibly detain the little fox there. But he didn't expect that I seem to be immune to all poisons. If he succeeds, my situation may be in trouble."

Chang'e said, "What grudge does he have against the little fox...?"

Yu Qing laughed and said, "Are you silly? This is the first time the little fox has left the amusement park, and she has no grudges against anyone. That person has been living a life of comfort for too long and is now seeking all sorts of perverse thrills. She has developed a possessive obsession with all kinds of strange people and things."

Yao Dan asked, "Are you really alright? Would you like to drink some of this... what kind of water?"

"No need. I'm even thinking of... letting out some water now. Chang'e, what name did you give this chariot?"

"It's red, so I call it Red Red."

"Honghong, Honghong, go back to the ground, I need to fertilize the plants."

When Yu Qing got out of the car to relieve himself, the little fox thought he was leaving and climbed onto his back again. E Ying explained to her for a long time before she finally let go.

When Yu Qing returned after finishing his business, he said to E Ying, "We must teach the little fox to speak Chinese as soon as possible."

Eying said, "She's much smarter than Dangui; she learns in no time. I believe that when we return to the Third Paradise, the little fox will be able to chatter and argue with us..."

"Yes, Angelica is too stupid, Angelica... Angelica! No, we have to go back to Paradise!"

Eying was taken aback and asked, "Why are you going back too?"

Yao Dan said, "Yeah, why go back when everything's fine? If we're going to bring angelica along, I think we should just forget about it."

Yu Qing said worriedly, "I'm afraid that big guy won't give up. What if he finds out we came from the Third Paradise and thinks there are many little fox children there? He might bring his hundreds of humanoid beauties there. Can Daji and the others handle that?"

"What you say makes sense, my lord. Daji and the others are all purely service-oriented humanoid beauties. They don't have Tai Tian's defensive capabilities, let alone combat power."

Yu Qing said firmly, "Return to base!"

Chang'e asked, "Should we go to Wushi City first to check if there's any movement?"

"No need. We can't get into that bunker-like house, what would we see? Besides, they're good at digging mazes, there are probably several exits."

So Honghong turned the car around and flew towards the Third Paradise.

When they were about fifteen kilometers away from the Third Paradise, Yu Qing ordered Hong Hong to turn off all the lights, reduce the speed, and decrease the noise.

As we approached the parking spot from yesterday, we could see that the valley ahead was densely packed with parked cars.

Yu Qing's heart skipped a beat. Damn it, he'd guessed right. The big guy had probably brought all his humanoid companions.

Yu Qing whispered, "He must have taken over the parking spot at the entrance too. I wonder how many people are left behind in those cars in the valley now."

Eying said, "If we get closer, I can scan for any moving targets within a kilometer ahead. The detection of stationary objects is different."

Honghong slowly descended, approaching the ravine. At this moment, Eying said, "Master, they didn't stay behind; they should all have gone inside."

Yu Qing said, "There's only one berth at the entrance. Transporting so many humanoid girls up there would take at least twenty round trips. If each round trip takes five minutes, they've been here for at least two hours! Daji and Yu Lan are in a bad situation."

Yao Dan said, "It's over. The berth is occupied now, how are we going to get up there? Should we open another one?"

Yu Qing said, "You blockhead! Who says you can't park if a parking space is occupied? We'll just park our cars on top of theirs, we're not worried about damaging them!"

However, the place was indeed too small, and when Honghong reached the air, she found it difficult to maintain stability while riding on it.

Eying said, "I'll jump down first and push their car aside."

"Honghong, go down a little lower, so that Eying doesn't make too much noise when she goes down."

After Eying jumped down, she flipped the car over and left it leaning between two trees. Honghong slowly landed on the parking spot.

Everyone quickly got off the bus and entered the Third Paradise, heading straight for where Daji and the others lived.

On the last hill behind the house, Yu Qing and his group stopped temporarily. After all, they had about a hundred humanoid beauties, and a direct confrontation wouldn't give them any advantage. Looking into the distance, the lights inside the house were still on, but there were many figures moving about, making a lot of noise; they were probably still searching for Daji and the others. The amusement park had basements; had they hidden there? In any case, they needed to get them out of this predicament as soon as possible!
Three against a hundred, this battle is hopeless. Besides, if they capture me and the little fox, the fight will end immediately.

However, things don't seem to be going well down the mountain either. The commotion there is getting bigger and bigger, so it seems they haven't found Daji and the others yet.

The situation below is chaotic, and this is a good opportunity to subdue them.

Yu Qing whispered some instructions to E Ying. E Ying nodded and quickly went down the mountain.

After Eying left, there was no news of her. Yaodan asked anxiously, "Husband, what did you send Eying to do? Why hasn't she returned yet?"

By this time, dawn was breaking. Yu Qing gave Chang'e some instructions and told her to go down the mountain as well. He instructed her, "Don't fight them. Pretend that you were discovered while spying and ran here in a panic."

Yao Dan asked, "Are you having Chang'e lure those humanoid beauties over here? I can't handle so many people by myself."

“It’s alright, there’s only one small path down the mountain. Going up is always harder than going down, and with so many people rushing in together, it will only be slower. If things get bad, once someone has climbed past the halfway point, you can carry me back to the exit, and we’ll get on a vehicle and leave. There won’t be any danger.”

After a while, Chang'e reappeared in Yu Qing's sight. Dozens of humanoid beauties were chasing after her. As she ran towards Yu Qing, she threw dry branches and stones behind her to create roadblocks.

Just as Chang'e reached the foot of the mountain, the humanoid maidens behind her pressed in.

Behind those humanoid beauties, the large figure appeared. Yu Qing shouted, "Mole! Are you looking for us?"

The big guy then saw Yu Qing carrying the little fox. He shouted, "You thief! I treated you kindly, and you stole my treasure!"

He clearly came here to be a robber, yet he's using such a high-sounding excuse. Yu Qing decided to provoke him further, shouting, "A rat like you, who prefers to burrow underground, shouldn't be making a fool of yourself in the sunlight. Go back to your rat hole!"

The big guy shouted to the group of humanoid girls, "All of you, attack! Kill the big one and bring the little one back!"

Just as the group of humanoid beauties rushed forward, one of them suddenly turned around and grabbed the big guy into her arms. It turned out that Eying had taken advantage of the chaos last night to blend in with them, and while everyone's attention was on Yu Qing, she seized the opportunity to capture the leader first.

Without any hesitation, Eying stabbed the big man in the shoulder with her dagger, then held it to his neck and said, "Tell them all to step back and stand in two lines without moving!"

The burly man said in a terrified voice, "All of you, step back and stand in two lines without moving..."

Eying nudged the big guy on the shoulder again and said, "Put all your men into hibernation mode!"

The giant then ordered all the humanoid creatures to hibernate.

Chang'e went over and checked it over. After confirming that everything was correct, she tore off a piece of clothing from one of the humanoid beauties, made a rope, and tied the big guy up tightly.

At this moment, Yu Qing and the others also came down the mountain. Yao Dan asked, "What should we do with this big rat?"

Yu Qing said, "He's just meat on the chopping board now. I'm just worried about what will happen to this large group of humanoid girls. Can they be transformed?"

Eying said, "Master, that's impossible. Their authentication system is fixed."

"Then we can't keep them. If they wake up, things will get really bad."

Yao Dan said, "Should we cut off all their hands?"

Yu Qing pondered for a moment and said, "Here's what we'll do: you and Chang'e go and cut off their heads and throw them into the lake. We can't leave any potential problems behind."

This was like stretching out one's neck to be beheaded—not a difficult task. Chang'e and Yao Dan beheaded dozens of humanoid beauties as easily as chopping melons and vegetables.

While they were busy dealing with the severed humanoid heads, Yu Qing and E Ying escorted the big guy to Da Ji and the others' residence.

"Eying, did they find the basement last night?"

"They searched everywhere. They even went into the sewers, let alone the basement."

"Where could they be hiding? The warehouse has completely collapsed, and this place is only so big."

Yu Qing used the telepathic connection to ask Daji and the others for their location.

Just then, Yao Dan rushed over and said, "Husband, we've seen Daji and the others. They're hiding in that cave."

"Then why don't you bring them back?"

"They couldn't receive our messages from inside the cave. We threw the head-like things into the lake, and Yu Qi saw us and screamed in fright. I guess Daji was busy calming them down and didn't have time to heed our calls."

"In that case, let's go to the cave first."

Yu Qing and his men escorted the large man to the cave. Yu Qi and the others were still trembling. E Ying handed the large man over to Yao Dan to look after, and then went over to explain to them that what they had seen earlier was not a human head, but just a head-shaped sculpture. However, this did not seem to convince them.

Yu Qing said, "You handled this very well, otherwise it would have been a much bigger problem."

Furong said, "Luckily, Yan'er discovered it early, which gave us enough time to move here."

It turned out that when Yan'er returned from Wushi City, she sensed something following her. So when she returned to the entrance, she lay down to check and discovered that cars were tailing her. After a while, seventeen or eighteen cars flew over. She quickly returned to her residence to warn them.

So they hurriedly moved to the cave to hide. Because they left in such a hurry, they didn't have time to pack their belongings or turn off the lights. This was an unintentional act, but it became a brilliant move to lure the enemy, leaving the big guy there to make a racket for most of the night.

Yan'er glanced at the big man and asked Yu Qing, "Isn't this the one from Wushi City..."

Yao Dan said, "It's him! Husband, keeping him around is troublesome. Why don't we have E Ying kill him? Besides, he already knows about this place..."

Yu Qing laughed and said, "No, no, no, we still need to send him back. After all, he treated me and Little Fox to a very warm welcome."

Eying said, "Master, you mustn't. It will be troublesome if he goes back and gathers more people."

The big man pleaded, "Don't kill me. I promise I'll never come back."

Yu Qing said, "I believe you, I'll send you back now."

After saying this, he called Eying aside, gave her some instructions, and then had Yaodan escort Big Guy and Eying away. Big Guy thought Yu Qing was really going to let him go, and thanked him profusely before setting off.

After Eying and the others brought the big guy down the mountain pass, they had him authorize all the vehicles in the pass to Yaodan. After receiving all the authorization, Yaodan set all the vehicles except one to fly automatically to Jiangong, without stopping along the way.

Then they claimed they were taking the big guy home, put him in the car they had left behind, and tied him tightly to the back seat. Eying stuffed a bunch of dry grass and rotten leaves into the front seat, and after Yaodan set the destination to Antarctica, she lit the dry grass with a lighter.

The car, engulfed in flames, rose into the air and sped towards Antarctica. Eying and the others followed in their own car for over 300 kilometers until they saw the car engulfed in flames and finally explode and crash into the mountains. Only then did they return to the park.

(End of this chapter)