The Last 299 Days of Humanity

Chapter 118 Good Baby
Yu Qing had never seen Rosie act like this before, and he was so frightened that he ran straight out. Rosie chased after him desperately. Rosie had locked the villa door, so Yu Qing couldn't get out and could only circle around her inside.

Yu Qing, holding up his pants with one hand and pointing at Rosie with the other, cursed, "No wonder your father kicked you out of the house, you're the worst of the worst!"

Rosie laughed nonchalantly, "I'm not trash, I'm a pile of stinking dung. You should at least come over and taste me."

Yao Dan stood in front of Yu Qing and said, "If you force your husband to do something he doesn't want to do again, I won't be polite."

Yu Qing said, "Yao Dan, don't pay attention to this crazy woman. Go find me a pair of suitable pants to change into."

Seeing Yao Dan walk away, Rosie became even more frantic. This time, she didn't even bother with any more detours; she simply stepped over the partition, passed through the flowers and trees, and pounced on him.

Some thorny vines tore holes in her clothes, but she paid no attention.

Seeing that she was about to catch him, Yu Qing simply took off his pants, leaving only his underwear, and climbed up a big tree.

This is an artificially cultivated tree that grows into a towering giant in just three years, never shedding its leaves and exuding a fragrant aroma. Yu Qing, with his agile physique, climbed to the treetop in a few strides.

Rosie, holding up the tattered pants Yu Qing had left behind, teased him under the tree, "The birds have flown up into the tree, but there's no nest there. Come down, and I'll teach you how to make a bird's nest!"

Yu Qing spat under the tree and said, "Rosie, do you believe I can get Yao Dan to give you an injection and turn you into a mute who is neither male nor female?"

Just then, Yao Dan found a pair of pants and was rushing over. Yu Qing hurriedly shouted to her, "Yao Dan, this woman has gone mad! Give her a shot of some kind of 'silent aphasia' to calm her down!"

Yao Dan didn't react at first, and after a moment of stunned silence, she understood what Yu Qing meant and answered loudly, "Okay, what dosage?"

Yu Qing said, "Use the maximum dose, just don't kill anyone."

Rosie believed her and turned pale with fright. She quickly said, "No, I won't bother you again."

Yu Qing slowly climbed down from the tree, pulled up his pants, and pretended to be angry as he asked Yao Dan, "Did I tell you not to hit her? Why aren't you doing it yet!"

Rosie tugged at Yu Qing's sleeve nervously and said, "Don't do this, handsome. I promise I'll never mess with you again. Anyone who goes back on their word will die a horrible death."

"Damn it! Aren't your parents already dead?"

"Then I swear, if I provoke you again, I'll die a horrible death."

"Forget it, someone like you who doesn't even care about his parents has nothing to say. Do me a favor, and I won't let Yaodan give you the injection."

"Okay, tell me, I'll take care of it."

"Go to 'Twister Fun' and find someone named Qin Guang. He will tell you what to do next."

Rosie skipped out happily.

Yao Dan asked, puzzled, "There's no one we know in Twist & Turn. Who is Qin Guang?"

Yu Qing laughed and said, "Qin Guang is the King of Hell, I was just telling Rosie to die. I was just joking to get her away. Let's leave here too, the people here seem to be mentally unstable."

Yao Dan laughed and said, "Husband, you don't even want the 600 billion? We should at least take something with us, otherwise it would be too much of a loss."

"What do you want to take? Why don't you carry that tree away?"

"That thing is too big. I just found a really fun little thing, shall we take it with us?"

"Absolutely not. We're not thieves."

Seeing Yao Dan's unhappy expression, Yu Qing had no choice but to change his tune and say, "Of course, some people act on their own initiative, and I can't control that."

Yao Dan understood immediately and ran back into the house to steal more things.

When she came out, she was carrying a small package. Yu Qing asked, "What's that?"

Yao Dan smiled mysteriously and said, "12345".

"You've learned to keep people in suspense too."

"One is influenced by one's surroundings, right?"

Yu Qing was too lazy to argue with her and said, "Let's hurry up and leave. If that crazy woman comes to her senses and comes back to bother us, it'll be a real nuisance."

At this point, Yu Qing had basically achieved his goal in coming to Feixi, and he could now leave.

When they got back to the car, the little fox was already asleep. Yu Qing glanced at his watch; it was already 2 a.m.

Because an artificial moon hangs low in the sky here, you wouldn't know it's already late at night unless you look closely.

Eying told Yuqing that the little fox was very unhappy that he hadn't taken her along, and had been crying all night. Eying then lied to him, saying it was because the fox couldn't speak Mandarin that he hadn't taken her. Therefore, she studied especially hard today and learned nearly forty new words.

"Why don't we wait until she wakes up before we set off, so as not to wake her up with the noise from the plane?" Yao Dan said.

Yu Qing was also exhausted and said, "Alright, I'm tired too, let me get some sleep. Remember to leave on time at six o'clock tomorrow morning, don't worry about waking us up."

After Yu Qing fell asleep, E Ying quietly got out of the car and stretched her arms and legs. But she didn't go far, staying within ten meters of the car.

As Yu Yunshan's most loyal bodyguard back then, her custom-made services cost almost 120 times more than Yao Dan's, thus giving her exceptional on-site perception. At this moment, she noticed some suspicious spots in the light shining on the car.

"Master is being watched!" E'ying was almost certain that the dots were cursors locking onto Yu Qing's exact location. It seemed Yu Qing's movements were already under someone else's control. Yu Qing's action of sending Chang'e back to Wengshan hadn't fooled them.

Based on the shape of the spots, she roughly determined the angle and direction of the light, as well as its final starting point. She whispered a few instructions to Yao Dan, then carefully followed that direction.

In a place where everyone is busy seeking pleasure, no one pays her any attention. Except, of course, for those automated systems.

As she hurriedly continued her search, she discovered that the source of the hidden surveillance footage was actually in that white villa.

Although Eying was a little surprised, she felt much relieved. Her master had just been here, which meant that the tracking was most likely an automatic response from the access control system, rather than a deliberate arrangement. But she decided to go in and find out the truth anyway.

Yao Dan had already been inside, so she thought she could enter again using the same procedure and key. However, she overlooked the fact that the key was one-time use, and as a result, she was sprayed with a black liquid, leaving her in a very sorry state.

Just then, Rosie returned, tipsy, from the Twist and Turntable. Yu Qing had told her to go there to find Qin Guang, and she had always believed it was true. But once she entered that place of revelry, she completely forgot about her parents and started partying right there.

For decades, everyone knew she was a freeloader, always getting free food, drinks, and entertainment, so even the demigod ignored her. Exhausted from partying, she instinctively headed home. Her father hadn't allowed her inside the house for many years, but she had nowhere else to go. Each time, she would circle outside the door a few times, then find a place to rest in a nearby public area.

Things are different now. That old geezer kicked the bucket, leaving the house to her. She can do whatever she wants with it. If she hadn't failed to meet the right person today, she would have liked to bring a few people back for some more fun.

But when she saw E'ying standing outside her door with her face covered in soot, she was startled. She suddenly remembered that she had gone to the Twister to find someone, and she had returned empty-handed, and the other person had changed her expression! She mistook E'ying for Yao Dan, thinking that she had lost her temper and that's why she looked like this.

"Of the thirty-six stratagems, running away is the best," she thought, and turned to run back. Seeing this, E'ying assumed she was hiding something, and since she didn't know her, she grabbed her without explanation and dragged her back to await Yu Qing's judgment.

Yao Dan was standing outside the car waiting for E Ying to return and explain the situation. When he saw that she had brought Rosie back, he stamped his foot and said, "E Ying, do you want to die? Your husband finally managed to get rid of this crazy woman, why did you bring her back?"

Eying said, "I saw her acting suspiciously around the White House..."

Yao Dan laughed and said, "That's her home. I think you're the one sneaking around, okay? Look at the mess you've made."

At this moment, Yu Qing was also woken up by their noise. He got out of the car and saw Rosie there too. As if he had suddenly swallowed a fly, he said impatiently, "You're looking for someone too! If you don't get lost, I really won't be polite, you believe me?"

Yao Dan hurriedly ran to Yu Qing and whispered a few words to him.

Yu Qing demanded sharply of Rosie, "Who sent you to spy on me? Are you pretending to be crazy? Hmm?"

Rosie was completely confused and said, "I don't know, I just forgot about looking for Qin Guang..."

Yu Qing almost burst out laughing. Who would hire such a foolish woman as a spy, unless they were even more foolish than her? But since she was the daughter of that Purple Ball, and Purple Ball was originally the boss of Shengdi here, she should know something.

Yu Qing asked casually, "Forget it, I don't want you to go find Qin Guang. Take us to the place where your father used to work."

Rosie said, "He never goes to work. He goes out to the amusement park under the moon and then comes back to his room talking to himself."

"Has it always been like this?"

"It has never changed."

Yao Dan laughed and said, "Like father, like daughter. Both of them are debauched men."

Yu Qing said, "You don't understand. I think her father is a dedicated person. That so-called 'Moonlight Playground' is just a disguise. It's actually the headquarters of the Shengdi Group in Feixi. The moon is underground, isn't that Shengdi? Do you understand?"

"That makes sense. Why would they choose a name that directly contradicts Shengtian's..."

Just then, the little fox woke up, holding the package Yao Dan had taken back the night before, and ran out saying, "Big brother, light, light..."

Eying took the package, opened it, and found a cute baby model inside, which was flashing.

Guaibao is a man-made animal that appeared in the 2A century and became popular all over the world. It is adorable and its mouth emits rainbow light instead of sound. But if you anger it, it will stand upright and chirp like an oriole.

When Rosie saw the baby, she pointed at it and said, "My dad has one too. He always looks at it and talks to himself at home."

Yao Dan laughed and said, "I just took it from your house. You shouldn't have any objections, right? You gave it to me willingly, didn't you?"

Rosie glanced at Yao Dan, then lowered her head and said, "It's a gift from me."

Yao Dan reached out to take the toy from E Ying, but E Ying stopped her with her other hand, saying, "Don't rush, this thing has a special background, it's not an ordinary toy."

Yu Qing asked, "What is it used for?"

Eying said, "Back then, the former master used this very thing to hold high-level confidential meetings."

"You mean this is a conference center? Is that right?"

"Yes. But we're missing a pair of glasses. Only by wearing the glasses can we translate its flashes into understandable speech. The glasses also have a lip-reading device that converts your speech into flashes so that our little one can send it out."

"That's quite a secret. Yao Dan, did you take those glasses?"

"My lord, I didn't know there was another pair of glasses."

Yu Qing said to E Ying, "You and Rosie go again and find those glasses."

Seeing that they needed her help, Rosie suddenly became hesitant and mustered her courage to say, "Only I know where it is. If you don't agree to my conditions, I won't give it to you."

Yu Qing asked, "What conditions do you want?"

Rosie asked timidly, "Marry me... and swindle my dad's money..."

Eying raised her hand to slap her. Yu Qing quickly stopped her, saying, "That's enough, her request isn't unreasonable. Aren't there fixed-term marriages? If you don't renew after six months, the relationship is automatically dissolved."

Eying said, "Yes, there is such a marriage agreement, and it must be agreed that it is a two-way marriage, that the property of each party is separate, that each party does not interfere with the other's freedom, and that they have no economic relationship with each other."

Yu Qing glared at Rosie and said, "Are you satisfied now? If you cause any more trouble, I really won't be polite. But, how do I register here?"

Rosie said excitedly, "It can be uploaded through my home access control system."

Yu Qing had the car drive directly to the front of the white house, but refused to let Rosie get in, instead making Yao Dan accompany her back.

Upon arriving at Rosie's house, Yu Qing and she stood under the security camera, exchanging a string of meaningless pleasantries before registering a regular marriage contract. Then, the group went inside the white house. The little fox, holding Yu Qing's hand, said unhappily, "Big brother, I...want..."

Yu Qing didn't understand what she meant. After talking with her for a while, E Ying realized that she also wanted to stand there and talk with Yu Qing. Yu Qing laughed and said, "That's easy. In a little while, I'll stand under the tree with her and talk hand in hand."

After finishing her conversation with the little fox, Eying grabbed Rosie's hand and went to retrieve the glasses. Rosie kept her word and led her to another room where the glasses were found.

Yu Qing received the glasses and, fearing their conversation might be leaked, gestured for everyone to remain silent.

Eying smiled and said, "It's not activated yet. Right now, it's just an ordinary pair of glasses. Activating it requires a key."

Yu Qing felt a chill run down his spine. Who knew this key? It meant that even finding the glasses was useless.

To everyone's surprise, Rosie said, "I know the key."

(End of this chapter)