The Last 299 Days of Humanity

Chapter 44 Avengers

The people of Changlin are like quack doctors, secretly spreading viruses in order to have more patients. They are luring everyone who comes to Changlin into a frenzy of evil deeds.

"This is boring, you guys watch. I need to lie down and rest for a bit. By the way, Furong is the winner today, right? Come and give me a full-body massage. My muscles have been so tense lately."

Furong ran happily over to Yuqing.

Seeing Yan'er sitting there looking sullen, Yu Qing quickly said to her, "Come over and massage my feet too. Your technique is quite comfortable."

He patted Yan'er and Furong's heads again and asked, "I've neglected you these past few days. Do you feel resentful?"

Furong said, "Absolutely not! It's all for the sake of safety on the road."

Yan'er said, "Really, no, it's just that I'm not very useful to the baby."

Then he suddenly remembered that Yao Dan, out of resentment, had witnessed Dr. Lu in danger but did nothing about it, and sighed, "Sometimes it's better to be a little stupid than smart."

Chang'e turned around and laughed, "My lord, your statement is truly a fallacy and heresy."

Yu Qing said, "It's like a dagger. If it's too sharp, it can kill enemies quickly and ruthlessly, but if you're not careful, you'll hurt yourself and the wound will be deeper."

Let's talk about human intelligence. Without intelligence, humanity would still be living in darkness and ignorance, just like pigs and dogs.

But it is precisely the expansion of human wisdom that has turned a perfectly good Earth into a mess, leaving almost no place for a pure person like me.

Yao Dan laughed and said, "Husband, why don't you become one of our humanoid beauties?"

"Yao Dan, I think you have a rebellious streak. I'll be the humanoid Shu, and you'll be me, right?"

"No, I will still be my humanoid Shu, and the two of us will be sisters."

Yu Qing laughed and said, "Bullshit. You're trying to uproot me and turn me into a woman."

Chang'e laughed and said, "My lord, don't be afraid, we can also change into humanoid men."

"Get out of my way, all of you. Chang'e, I just realized something. You're the most cunning one. You played the pipa on the boat back then to seduce me, didn't you? Now that your scheme has succeeded, I can't even see a trace of your pipa anymore!"

“My lord, that’s not called seduction, it’s called… it’s called outsmarting someone.”

"Daji, you're the boss. I want you to pin Chang'e and Yaodan to the ground and spank them, thirty slaps each."

"Honey, I think we should just forget about it. If I fight them, I'll be lucky if they don't fight back."

"Yan'er, I'm telling you to go and fight, do you dare?"

Yan'er replied, "What's there to be afraid of? You really want to fight, right? Then I'll go fight..."

Chang'e quickly said, "My lord is just joking."

Yao Dan said, "My husband loves us the most, how could he bear to hit us? He would rather you spank him than hit us."

"You make it sound so real. But to be honest, my butt's been numb from sitting for the past two days. Yan'er, could you give it a few gentle pats?"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Just then, there was a sudden, urgent knocking at the door. Furong quickly said, "I'll go open the door."

Yu Qing was so frightened that he grabbed Fu Rong's hand and shouted, "Are you stupid? Have you forgotten that the Yin magic is performed here at night? What if the shopkeeper has connections with both the legitimate and criminal worlds? You'll get us all killed. If it's those thugs outside, we're in even worse shape!"

Furong stuck out her tongue before she realized what she meant.

Daji said, "Isn't this supposed to be a safe house? How could something like this happen?" "Did they say they guaranteed there would be no attack outside? You opened the door yourself, so who can you blame? I bet there will be fake fire alarms, fake earthquakes, or other tricks next."

Yao Dan suddenly exclaimed, "Husband, amazing! Smoke is drifting in through the crack in the door! Is it really angry?"

Yu Qing was startled: "Am I really a jinx, saying things that come true?"

Yan'er said, "Baby, don't panic. Your helmet is still in my backpack. Put it on. If it really gets really hot outside, we can hold out for a while before we talk about it."

Suddenly, a message popped up on the screen: "Please do not open your room door at night under any circumstances! There is a guest here who is a disguised attacker. Please be sure to recognize his tricks!"

The scene then shifts to a corridor, where a gorgeously dressed witch is setting off fireworks outside a room.

The sharp-eyed Daji exclaimed, "Darling, it's room 666! Isn't this our room?"

Yu Qing sat up abruptly and said, "It really is. Why is she targeting us? Hmm, that monster's size and clothes do look familiar; I think I've seen it somewhere before..."

Yao Dan lowered her head and said, "The person who calmed her down."

Yu Qing said, "Yes, yes, that's exactly how people in Fuping dress. Such beautiful clothes on such an ugly person are just too ridiculous."

Yan'er asked, "Who is she? What grudge does she have against us?"

Yao Dan said, "Don't ask anymore. I think I know who she is..."

Yu Qing asked, "Who is it? I've never seen such an ugly woman in Fuping. Aren't the people there supposed to be beauties that appear once every few thousand years?"

"The woman who soothed you, the one who made you completely infatuated..."

Yu Qing looked at her carefully and said, "Nonsense! Look at her, she's so ugly even ghosts would cry. How could I be so infatuated with her! But if you don't look at her face, her clothes and figure are actually quite charming."

"Husband, she is Gu She! Take a closer look!"

Yu Qing then took a closer look at the ugly woman's earring, and jumped up in shock, exclaiming, "Holy crap, it really is her! How did she become like this!"

Daji said, "This isn't even Yaodan's doing. That night..."

Yu Qing asked, puzzled, "What happened that night? What did you do that you kept from me?"

Yao Dan said, "I didn't mean to hide it from you, but you didn't ask."

"Shouldn't you be the one to report this proactively? Do I need to ask you?"

Chang'e quickly smoothed things over, saying, "Forget it, what's the use of bringing up the past? My husband, what do you think we should do now?"

Yu Qing sighed, "What else can we do? Anyone who was made to look like this would risk their life to take revenge."

Evil deeds are hard to end with good deeds; they only lead to more evil. If you get the chance, kill her quickly.

A while ago we provoked a tiger, and out of pity I let it go, and as a result, Chang'e and I almost died in its jaws.

"So you mean to nip it in the bud, right?" Daji said.

Yu Qing sighed again: "Killing Gu She at this time would actually be a mercy to her."

You see, they are all pathological perfectionists. Living like this now is probably worse than being dead.

Yao Dan, whether this started with you or ends with you, I don't care anymore.

(End of this chapter)