The Last 299 Days of Humanity

Chapter 92 The Food of the Sleeping God
Yu Qing believes that the item that the sloth carries with him must be a very important or indispensable item in daily life.

He held the sparrow-like pendant in his hand and played with it repeatedly. Suddenly, a red light on it flashed, and he seemed to have touched something.

He thought, "This is bad. I might have accidentally started something that shouldn't have been activated."

Just as he was worrying, the room suddenly lit up, and four delicate, humanoid beauties entered, carrying a luxurious bed and placing it beside him.

Before he could react, they smiled and lifted him onto the bed.

One of the humanoid beauties cradled his head in her hand, knelt on the ground, and whispered, "The washing will begin now."

Before long, the other three humanoid girls stripped him naked without saying a word.

Then two more humanoid girls came in, pushing a small station and serving them.

A humanoid woman kicked somewhere on the ground, and the floor beneath the bed slowly opened, revealing a drain in the shape of a grid. The humanoid woman pulled out a water tap and began washing Yu Qing's entire body.

Four gentle little hands also massaged him from head to toe.

Then the two humanoid beauties pushing the cart walked up to him, pointed the two soft tubes with tubes at his two excretory organs, and softly sang a beautiful and melodious tune.

Although Yu Qing felt somewhat uncomfortable and embarrassed, he still urinated…

After they finished, they quickly washed him again and then left with the cart.

The remaining four humanoid maidens gently wiped his body clean. Two of them dressed him, while the other two brought over a large dragon-headed chair and helped him sit on it.

Then the two humanoid beauties gently pushed the bed away, cleaning up the scene before leaving and closing the mechanisms that had been opened in the ground.

About five minutes later, two humanoid girls pushed a table into the room from next door. The table was covered with forty-nine dishes of various sizes.

Yu Qing was overjoyed. So this sloth knew how to enjoy life! That sparrow-like thing was used to call for pre-meal service!

The table was pushed towards Yu Qing, and he reached out to pick up the utensils and begin his meal. But just as he was about to pick up a pair of chopsticks, the humanoid Shu grabbed them from his hand. She said softly, "I'll serve you."

Yu Qing's eyes were fixed on something, so the humanoid girl picked up a small piece of food and carefully brought it to his mouth.

As she picked up some large pieces of food, the humanoid Shu asked softly, "Would you like me to bite some off for you?"

Yu Qing said mischievously, "I want you to be bitten into a paste."

Unexpectedly, the woman put the food in her own mouth first, chewed it a few times, and then gently lifted Yu Qing's head, using her mouth to gently push the food, which had been chewed into a paste-like state, into his mouth.

After swallowing the food, Yu Qing couldn't help but mutter, "Damn it... they even fed me..."

Seeing a glass of liquid on the table, Yu Qing thought it might be fine wine, so he glanced at the humanoid girl. The humanoid girl understood, put the bottom of the glass in her mouth, knelt on the ground, and slowly poured the liquid into his mouth.

The liquid was neither wine nor alcohol, and Yu Qing found it indescribably delicious. Soon, he felt drowsy.

He waved his hand, indicating that he had eaten and drunk his fill, and the humanoid girl slowly removed the table.

He had no recollection of what happened after that. When he woke up again, he was already asleep in the car, but it was still pitch black all around him.

He stared at the tiny indicator light in the car, still feeling dizzy.

Yao Dan said softly, "Thank God, you're finally awake!"

"Is the sloth awake already? Have we paid the fine?"

"Please, my lord, it's already five o'clock in the afternoon, and it'll be time to open the gate soon. As for the fine, it's ridiculous, they ended up paying us three million RB."

"What the hell? We actually made money? You're not kidding me, are you?"

"My lord, I'm not joking with you. Didn't you find that sparrow-like thing last night? And then you ordered a big meal? You got so drunk after the meal that you passed out."

That's not all. Who knew what crazy thing happened in your dream? You called out twice in a row!
If I hadn't repeatedly stopped them and wasted their time, your skin would definitely have been washed raw, and your belly would have been stretched into a big ball.

But you still drank both glasses of wine. I couldn't stop you; those are just programmed, human-like girls who won't listen to me. You even told me to get lost.

The sloth arrived quite punctually at seven o'clock this morning; he slowly strolled over as soon as the lights came on.

I'm not exaggerating at all. It took him five minutes from looking up to seeing you. When he saw you fast asleep on the floor, his expression changed drastically.

He stood there apologizing profusely, saying that disturbing someone's sleep was like murdering their parents. He then did some calculations, saying that he had caused you to lose over two thousand taels of sleep, and after deducting your fine, he had to pay us three million taels of Japanese yen. Then I turned my back on you and went to find Chang'e and the others.

Yu Qing laughed and said, "This is quite a rare occurrence, both ancient and modern. If you had been any faster, we should have already left the city. Now we have to wait for several more hours."

Chang'e said, "From the moment we entered the city to the time we had all the food and water we needed, the car was fully charged, and then we rushed here to meet you, it only took us half an hour and seven seconds. But here, time is so precise that even half a second is not allowed. They closed the checkpoint exactly half an hour in advance, not allowing even a sliver of light to show."

"Anyway, the checkpoint will open in an hour or two. From now on, everyone stay in the car. No one is allowed to go out or make any noise. We'll leave as soon as the time is up!"

But Dangui was always making a fuss, and kept nagging in the car.

Yu Qing asked impatiently, "Daji, what is she up to now?"

"Honey, she wants to get out of the car to pee."

"No, you have to hold it in!"

“Honey, this really won’t work. She’s going to start making a huge scene again soon.”

"You're such a nuisance. Take her somewhere nearby and settle it there. Just don't make a noise, or you'll cause any more trouble!"

Meanwhile, Daji carried Danggui and tiptoed to the side of the street to relieve herself. It was pitch black and she couldn't see clearly, but she vaguely thought there was something like a trash can in front of her, so she told Danggui to urinate into that thing.

When Dangui had only urinated halfway through, the trash can stood up and shouted angrily, "Is there no law anymore! What's wrong with Wuding now?!"

It turned out that it wasn't a trash can at all, but a person sitting there sleeping. If the sloth people of Wuding are unable to reach their lodgings on time due to special circumstances, they will sleep on the ground or curl up in a sleeping position whenever and wherever the time comes.

(End of this chapter)