I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 100 If you catch up with me, I will let you hehehe!
Next, Ye Hui, who was in fourth place, sat next to Li Yan.

Immediately, Yang Xiong and Ye Daijia outside held their breath.

Li Yan was flanked by two beautiful girls, and for a moment he was the center of everyone's attention.

As the rankings continued to be read, Lin Yufan and Yu Qingya sat in front of Li Yan, and Yu Bing and Guo Cailing sat next to them.

The rest remained the same, still consisting of Ma Liang, Zhang Wei, Xiao Shuai, and Yu Bin.

Class monitor Ye Hui is quite aloof and has a strong presence, so her deskmate has long since stopped wanting to sit with her.

Therefore, it wasn't until the last few people came in that someone was able to sit next to the class monitor.
It was Ye Daijia. He wasn't last, but he was still in the bottom range.

The people around him watched him sit down, their thoughts clearly visible.

In contrast, Yang Xiong was much more secretive.

Sitting in the aisle opposite Ye Daijia, I watched as someone sat at the same table as the person I was pursuing.

I can't even describe how I feel.

With the seats chosen, let's start moving the tables.

Once the seats were mostly changed, the second class began.

However, no one was in the mood for class. Ye Hui took the report cards and printed out a stack, giving one to each person.

"Holy crap! Li Yan, you got 1025, that's almost a perfect score!"

"My math score is only 20, which is less than a fraction of his."

Yu Bin and the others in the back row were making a lot of noise, but the people in the front were not exactly quiet either.

Everyone was amazed by Li Yan's achievements.

Except for subjective questions in Chinese and humanities subjects, all other questions received full marks.

In the next room down the aisle, Chen Xiyuan looked at the score sheet, feeling somewhat desperate.

He scored a total of 912, ranking third in his grade, but was far behind Li Yan.

But if you look at the second-place student in the grade, they are only ten points behind.

Mei Mengqian pursed her lips, looking at her score: 902 total, ranking fifth in the grade.
Only fifth!

She glanced at the second and fourth students; neither of them were from her class.

Mei Mengqian received the message, took it out and glanced at it; it was Zhu Zhu's report card.

She didn't even make it into the top 100 of her grade.

For some reason, Mei Mengqian felt less unhappy.

Mei Mengqian analyzed her scores and found that her scores in the humanities were significantly different from what she had estimated.

"The teachers' grading of subjective questions is still too subjective," she thought to herself.

The English teacher was giving a lecture, but it seemed that no one was paying attention at all; they were all glancing at Li Yan absentmindedly.

Zhou Qinqin said helplessly, "It's just an exam. Whether you do well or not doesn't matter. Everyone will only remember the first place winner. Nobody else will care."

Just as everyone knows that Mount Everest is the world's highest peak, does anyone know the second highest peak?

No, so please concentrate on the lesson. Aside from the teacher, no one cares about your grades.

Upon hearing this, everyone was speechless. This way of comforting someone was just too inhumane.
Just then, Chen Xiyuan raised his hand and said:
"Teacher, the world's second highest peak is K2."

Zhou Qinqin glanced at him, "Okay, what about third?"

"do not know."

"See? The third place doesn't even deserve to be known, and the second place is about the same."

Upon hearing this, Chen Xiyuan suddenly clutched her chest, realizing she didn't really like English class anymore.

He endured hardship and bided his time for a month, only to be denied the right to know?!
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During the long break, after finishing his morning exercises and returning to his seat, Li Yan saw Ye Daijia come in carrying two cups of U-Love-Me milk tea.

He handed a cup to his deskmate, Ye Hui, saying, "Class monitor, it's our first day as deskmates, so I'll treat you to milk tea."

"Thank you, but no, I'm not thirsty," Ye Hui politely declined.

Ye Daijia was at a loss for what to do.

"Squad leader, everything is ready."

"You can keep it for yourself; I'm on a diet right now."

Upon hearing this, Ye Daijia walked to the back and handed the milk tea directly to Ma Liang in the back row.

"Thanks, Brother Ye! You're so generous!"

Ma Liang's eyes lit up. He had been worried about how to explain to his parents that his grades weren't excellent and how to avoid being beaten.

I was surprised to find that there were still many kind people around; they immediately gave me a hot cup of milk tea, which was so heartwarming.

"Liangzi, you're a smart person. Do you think there's any hope between me and the class monitor?" Ye Daijia whispered.

Upon hearing this, Ma Liang thought for a moment, "Persistence brings hope, but Brother Ye, didn't you change your goal every week? Why didn't you change it?"

"Because I think you're right, and we need to stick to it."

Ye Daijia wholeheartedly agreed, "My sister told me during the holidays that a real man needs to be able to persevere!"

"I've decided, if I don't get results in a month, I'll find a new target!"

Upon hearing this, everyone in the back row gave a thumbs up and exclaimed "6!"

In the back row, Hu Die nodded emphatically and repeated, "That's right, men need to be able to persevere!!"

Some things, when repeated, don't mean the same thing.

Upon hearing this, Ma Liang, Yu Bin, and the others all revealed knowing smiles.

Only Ye Daijia couldn't hold back and said:
"Hu Die, you're a girl, can you please not be so vulgar!"

"I was saying what you said, what did I say?"

Hu Die glanced at him and slightly pursed her lips, "The fact that you can understand it only means you're dirtier than me."

Laughter erupted again from both sides, except for Zhang Wei. Xiao Shuai, being a good friend, found this a bit strange and asked:
"Brother Wei, what's wrong with you? Don't you understand?"

"Get lost! I'm not some innocent little boy! I just remembered something sad."

Zhang Wei sighed, his face showing a mixture of emotions.

Xiao Shuai and Ma Liang exchanged a glance and said with concern, "Brother Wei, what's wrong? Tell us and we'll all be happy to help you!"

"Really? You have a way?!" Zhang Wei was a little excited.
"Who is this cobbler who is as good as Zhuge Liang?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei nodded, finding it quite reasonable, and then said:

"I have a friend, but this friend is definitely not myself."

"Don't worry, Wei Ge, we trust you," Yu Bin said, patting him on the shoulder.

"That's good, I'll continue." Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief, "It's a holiday recently, so my friend has been playing games at home."

However, it was the kind of butter that was used.

It's the kind of imprisonment and discipline, you know what I mean.

"Wow, Zhang Wei, I didn't realize your friend... your friend usually does pretty weird things," Hu Die said from behind.

Zhang Wei's expression tightened, and Ma Liang immediately said:
"Don't interrupt, let my brother Wei continue."

Zhang Wei continued, "My friend was just playing around and didn't do anything, but his parents saw it. What should we do?"

"That's not the key point. The key point is that he was watching porn at night and got caught again!"

It's an escape room scenario, and his parents told him to treat his future girlfriend well.

After Zhang Wei finished speaking, he looked nervously at Ma Liang, Yu Bin, and the others.

"Brother Ma, Brother Bin, what do you think my friend's parents mean by this? Is he still able to go home?"

Upon hearing this, everyone's expressions turned strange, and they made grunting noises.

"Pfft! Hahaha!" Hu Die couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Zhang Wei, you're really unlucky."

"not me!"

"Okay, okay, it's not you."

Yu Bin and the others took the opportunity to turn their faces away, laugh heartily, and then turn around.

“Brother Wei, in my experience, it’s not a big deal.”

Ma Liang nodded. "That's right, Wei Ge. Your parents are worried about you, afraid you'll smoke your girlfriend. But they're worrying a bit too much."

"Really? You're really okay?!" Zhang Wei exclaimed in surprise.

He barely slept a wink last night after being discovered.

In the morning, I left for school before my parents even got up.

Xiao Shuai smiled and patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder.

"Of course, what's that? When I came to live at school, my parents asked the teacher directly if I could bring my FJ cup. I agreed immediately."

"Shouldn't he be your friend, your roommate, Brother Xiao?"

Xiao Shuai, completely unconcerned by the stares of the crowd, raised his chin and said:
"So what? As the saying goes, there are good and bad things when you're out and about. The past is the past, but now it's all a mess."

"I stopped caring a long time ago!"

"So, Brother Xiao, you do it every night?"

Ma Liang was somewhat hopeful. If that were the case, wouldn't he also be able to stay overnight?
It solves two kinds of physical pain at once!

“The school doesn’t allow it, and I feel like my mom shouldn’t have asked.”

Ma Liang looked regretful, and Yu Bin and the others also sighed. They had thought they could go and see him after school.

They've only heard about what that thing is like.

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After evening self-study.

Li Yan and his two companions rode home.

"Jiang Yingzhu, ride faster!"

Li Yan rode in front and spoke to Jiang Yingzhu and the other person behind him.

"Why are you in such a hurry?" Jiang Yingzhu asked.

"Nonsense, of course I'll grant your rewards, and incidentally grant mine as well."

"Li Yan, you're getting more and more lecherous, and you don't even know how to hide it!"

"Who said I wanted to see you? Can't I see Mengmeng?" Li Yan turned around and raised an eyebrow at her slightly.

"I'll run you over!!" Jiang Yingzhu roared.

Upon seeing this, Li Yan was overjoyed and immediately stood up and kicked.

"Come on, chase me, and if you catch me I'll let you have your way with me!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu immediately sobered up and spat out a curse.

"Who cares, right, Mengmeng?"

"Zhuzhu, we're almost there. Do you really want to wear it?"

Mei Mengqian felt a little awkward. She tried it at noon, but it looked strange when she uploaded it.

"What should we do then, Mengmeng? Are you going to give him a massage? He'll take off his clothes, and you can touch him all over. What if he asks for 'that kind of place'? And also..."

The more Jiang Yingzhu talked, the redder Mei Mengqian's face became. She quickly pedaled her bike to calm herself down.

But she found that she couldn't calm down at all. Just thinking about that scene made her feel like she was about to burst into flames!

So the car sped up faster and faster!

In a flash, she and Jiang Yingzhu overtook Li Yan!

Mei Mengqian: ==(●●|||)
Jiang Yingzhu: (⊿)

Li Yan: O(∩_∩)O~~
"It seems you're quite eager to get started?"

He was met with the sound of the door slamming shut.

"No peeking!!"

Jiang Yingzhu led Mei Mengqian, who had been keeping her head down, back to the room.

Li Yan chuckled, put the things away, and cooked a dish that the two of them liked.

Even without using his divine sense, he could hear the girl changing her clothes just by using his hearing.

The large clothes were thrown down, and the small clothes naturally slid off.

Buttons clatter, slippers tumble.

It seems that this allows me to visualize that scene in my mind.

After waiting for a long time without any sound from next door, Li Yan figured it was about time and went to knock on the door.

"Ok?"

"Okay...alright, come in now."

Upon hearing this, Li Yan took out the key from under the carpet and opened the door.

The moment he stepped into the room, his eyes lit up.

(End of this chapter)