I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Why isn't he laughing in Chapter 29? Does he not like to laugh?
After the system update, the collected cultivation techniques were divided into detailed subcategories, and Li Yan immediately took a liking to the Taishang Ganying Jing in the Divine Sense category.

Li Yan first let the system run for one minute, and only after finding that the system wasn't causing any problems did he gradually increase the time.

Gradually, he suddenly felt that he had gained an extra pair of eyes, an alternative sensory network that quietly expanded like a budding flower in spring.

Li Yan gazed with great interest at the world within three meters, where every detail was clearly visible, even the dewdrops rolling on the veins of the pothos leaves on the windowsill.

Suddenly, he noticed that once his divine sense focused on that spot, all the mosquitoes there had lost their life force.

Lost in thought, he dispersed his consciousness again.

Use this unusual eye to observe your surroundings; it's not very sharp.

If you're a little further away, like three meters away from your body, you can't see it very clearly anymore.

Even though it was only three meters, Li Yan was able to peek through the bed to the door.

The door had quietly opened at some point, and a mobile phone camera peeked in, flashing incessantly at him.

Li Yan was slightly speechless. This Jiang Yingzhu, are you a dog?

What a little puppy!

He couldn't move, and sensing the expanding range of his divine sense at the micrometer level, he pretended not to see the guy.

However, Jiang Yingzhu couldn't resist coming in soon. The panda ears on the girl's coral fleece pajamas swayed slightly with her movements, and her hair was still damp, indicating that she had just finished washing up in the morning before coming over.

Li Yan rolled his eyes inwardly.

Maybe he should change the door tomorrow; it feels kind of dangerous at night now.

Boys should also take good care of themselves even if they don't go out.

But her spiritual sense is really good. I didn't expect Jiang Yingzhu to have some strength.

Why does it usually look so flat?
"boom!"

A heavy slap landed on Li Yan, snapping him out of his cultivation state.

"Big Silly Chun, what are you doing?! Get up and go sell vegetables!"

Li Yan opened his eyes, glanced at the time, and saw it was only nine o'clock.

"It's still early, only nine o'clock. Didn't Aunt Ye and Mei Mengqian say they would arrive at noon?"

Mei Mengqian's mother came to visit last week, since her daughter seemed very willing to live with Jiang Yingzhu.

But I only managed to find the time now.

Jiang Yingzhu raised an eyebrow. "Then we need to clean up a bit."

"You want me to clean your room? I'm afraid I'll find something strange, like something long and hard."

"Get out! I don't have that kind of thing!"

Jiang Yingzhu blushed deeply and glared at him through gritted teeth.

"What do you think I meant by 'twig'?"

"boom!"

After receiving a sharp, white punch, Li Yan told her to go out first. He calmed down in his room for a while before changing his clothes and going out.

He decided he shouldn't use his divine sense to look around anymore; he was afraid he'd explode!
The two people's room wasn't too dirty, so they cleaned it up quickly.

Go out to buy groceries.

"Go to the supermarket?"

"No, let's go to the big market and show you what I'm capable of. Li Yan, how about we have a competition to see who can buy better and cheaper vegetables?"

Jiang Yingzhu excitedly said that in the past, the two of them would just find whatever they wanted to eat in their own refrigerator.

At most, she would go to the supermarket and chat with the older women while Li Yan secretly took the items they had selected from their baskets.

However, since I only make stir-fried pork and Kung Pao chicken, most of the time I just use any decent ingredients.

That was my first time at a wet market.

"It's pointless not to compare."

"The price is fixed, and the loser carries the winner back."

"alright."

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Li Yan admitted that she was indeed exceptionally persuasive, easily befriending the vegetable vendors and then getting a relatively reasonable price.

But the naive little green plum clearly still needs more practice, as observed by Li Yan's divine sense.

It is clear that after Jiang Yingzhu finalized the price of three cents per pound for the bok choy, the vegetable vendor turned around and replaced it with a lot of rotten-leafed bok choy!

The movement was so fast that Li Yan wouldn't have noticed it if it weren't for his divine sense.

So, just as Jiang Yingzhu took the food and was about to pay, Li Yan reached out and stopped her.

"Check it out."

"Oh." Jiang Yingzhu paused for a moment, then nodded and opened the red plastic bag containing the vegetables.

The middle-aged vegetable vendor's nose wrinkled into several vertical lines, and he quickly said:
"Why are you still like this? We chose them all in front of you."

Jiang Yingzhu didn't care. She reached out and flipped through the cabbages, revealing a handful of small, rotten-leaved bok choy.

"Boss, what's going on? Are you bullying a child?"

Jiang Yingzhu's anger flared up instantly, and she raised her voice, immediately attracting the attention of those around her.

"Trying to cause trouble, huh? You brought a bag of junk here and are now blaming me for it. These young people these days, they're shameless!!"

Jiang Yingzhu raised her eyebrows, narrowed her eyes, and clenched her fists, ready to teach this person who was twisting the truth a lesson.

Li Yan stopped her. Although the fight wouldn't hurt them, it would waste their whole morning. "I think the uncles and aunties who regularly come here to buy groceries know what's going on. You should keep your own garbage for yourself."

As he spoke, he moved his mind and smashed into the middle-aged man's head like a giant millstone. The vegetable vendor let out a muffled groan and collapsed to the ground unconscious.

This bizarre scene startled everyone, including Jiang Yingzhu.

"How did he faint?!"

"I don't know, maybe they're faking it and trying to extort money from us. Luckily, we're minors."

Jiang Yingzhu didn't know why he mentioned minors, and then she saw him take a bag and fill it with several bunches of good bok choy.

He left her a coin, then pulled her away.

The elderly people who stayed behind to watch the spectacle remained.

"That young man, why did he take advantage of someone in distress?"

"What are you saying? They've already paid."

"Is Old Liu really dizzy? Or should I take some too? He's been shortchanging me on vegetables a lot lately."

As the older woman spoke, she bent down to pick at the radishes, but was stopped by her older sister next to her.

"Don't do anything wrong. Look at Old Liu, he's definitely getting his comeuppance."

"Exactly, they let today's fresh vegetables rot until tomorrow, then mix tomorrow's rotten vegetables with the fresh ones and sell them, while keeping some fresh ones to rot as well. They're really despicable."

An old man standing nearby, fanning himself with a large fan, said, "This is just a fool who thinks he's clever."

As soon as he finished speaking, he met Old Liu's gloomy gaze.

……

Jiang Yingzhu walked more than fifty meters, withdrew her hand, and then touched his arm again.

"Hey, did you do that guy who just fainted?"

"No, if I had that ability, I'd make you faint every day."

"?" Jiang Yingzhu's eyes widened, and she took a half step back, feeling a little awkward. "Why did you make me faint?!"

"Hey hey hey."

Li Yan stared at her and smiled meaningfully, "I'll draw a turtle on your face and then eat all your snacks."

"Childish!" Jiang Yingzhu turned her head and snorted, then saw him pick up the bag of vegetables.

"I'm in the lead for now."

"No! This round doesn't count!!"

"Why not? I paid for it."

"Don't think I didn't see the game coins you gave me."

Li Yan was taken aback; he remembered that he had taken coins.

I took out the last one from my pocket and saw that it was also a game coin.

Li Yanqiang argued illogically.

“Game currency is also money. Tencent used to pay salaries with QQ coins.”

"I don't care, not even QQ coins."

So, after Jiang Yingzhu regained her excellent social skills, Li Yan demonstrated a series of maneuvers for her.

The two of them quietly stopped in front of a beef vendor's stall, where a housewife was haggling with the owner.

"Old Zhang, come buy every day, give me a discount, 30."

"Thirty is too little, the minimum is thirty-eight, and this is beef tenderloin!"

Thirty-five,

"Alright, Sister Lan, I'll sell to you at a loss this time. Come back often in the future."

The vendor, Old Zhang, then looked at Li Yan and his companion, "Young man, what would you like to order?"

"Two pounds of beef tenderloin for 35 yuan."

Old Zhang: ? ? ?
Jiang Yingzhu: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
The housewife smiled slightly and stood there, intending to listen to some amusement.

Old Zhang coughed and said, "Young man, I'm sorry, we're sold out of beef tenderloin."

Li Yan: "???"

Jiang Yingzhu laughed with a "goose, goose, goose" sound.

Is that even possible? The fancy tricks he learned from netizens were completely useless!

It seems I have no choice but to resort to the methods of a cultivator. I originally wanted to interact with you as an ordinary person, but instead I was met with rejection.

Therefore, he had no choice but to use extraordinary means to win.

With his divine sense activated, Li Yan immediately identified which pieces of beef were of the highest quality.

Without hesitation, he pointed to the two pieces. "Give me two jin of beef, 35 yuan each, these two."

"Okay!" Old Zhang readily agreed, glanced at him, and immediately gave him a thumbs up, "Young man, you're an expert."

Jiang Yingzhu could no longer laugh.

Although she didn't understand, the boss did.

Li Yan turned to look at her. "Why aren't you smiling? Don't you like to smile?"

(End of this chapter)