I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 37 She is just my sister

"Don't make a sound, let me sleep a little longer."

Jiang Yingzhu continued lying down, muttering to herself, and even raised her hand, as if to turn off an alarm clock, and directly poked her finger into Li Yan's mouth.

Then, the completely mismatched touch and the warmth on her face made her gradually realize that something was wrong.

"Hmm?!"

Beside Li Yan, Mei Mengqian, still half-asleep, uttered a low, incomprehensible moan as she opened her eyes. Once she realized where she was, her voice suddenly rose.

She suddenly sat up, a blush spreading across her fair face like the morning glow painting the sky.

"How did I get here?!"

She spoke instinctively, just in time to meet Li Yan's somewhat unfocused eyes.

She tilted her head, thinking she was dreaming, and even reached out to pinch Li Yan's cheek.

"Hehe~"

"Cough cough, get up quickly."

Li Yan felt like he'd been hit with a critical strike. Mei Mengqian's pajamas already had a loose neckline, and now she was half-supported, breathing softly in front of him, tilting her head, her face flushed, and asking adorably, "What are you doing here?"

Then he leaned closer and said, "Hehe?"

Acting cute is shameful, and you're even showing off your holy light!!
Still chuckling? No chuckling allowed!

How did I get here? Not only am I here, I want to shove my head in!
Of course, such words cannot be spoken aloud.

It was already a little weird yesterday, but now it's become totally weird, which is sure to scare people away.

"what?"

Mei Mengqian was startled, but immediately came to her senses when she heard Li Yan's reply. She noticed that his shifty gaze kept glancing at her chest, and she immediately realized what was going on.

"Well!!"

She sat up straight instantly, hugged her chest, and ran straight back to her room.

Only then did Jiang Yingzhu fully turn on her phone and glance at the large wet patch on Li Yan's chest.

She coughed lightly, her eyes darting around, and said, "Hey, don't lick it, okay? I'm going to ask Mengmeng for another one of her dad's clothes."

"lick?"

Li Yan glanced at her and said, "I don't care anymore, you stink. Jiang Yingzhu, are you a pig? You're so heavy, get off me right now."

"I'm not getting off, I'll sit on you until you die!"

As Jiang Yingzhu spoke, she pressed down hard on her buttocks and moved around.

Li Yan's eyebrows twitched, and he reached out to stop her, but as soon as he did, he gasped.

"you"

"You!" Jiang Yingzhu seemed to have discovered something incredible, and suddenly widened her eyes to look at him.

"You pervert!!"

"Get out of here!! Who's being a scoundrel to you! This is a natural physiological phenomenon."

Li Yan waved.

"Humph!"

Although Jiang Yingzhu is a bit generous, she also has a sense of boundaries and is a virgin.

Although it's a bit yellow, not all people of Asian descent look like this.

But she still couldn't handle this level of stimulation; she jumped up as if her bottom was on fire and ran to find Mei Mengqian.

Li Yan lay flat on his back, used his spiritual energy to open the window, and after a while, the cool breeze finally calmed him down.

"What a tragedy! Alcohol is such a harmful thing."

As for your question about whether Li Yan will drink in the future?
That depends on the situation.

For example, three people might have a small drink at home.

Thinking of this, Li Yan recalled the enormous and elusive holy light.
Oh my god, I need to stop thinking about it now.

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Sanzhen Minsheng Sweet Shop

This place has the most diverse selection of breakfast options in Wuhan. It may not be the most delicious, but it's definitely comprehensive.

The restaurant, which resembled a large canteen, was bustling with people. Li Yan, carrying the breakfast he had bought, found Jiang Mei and her companion at a table.

"You have rice noodle soup, bean curd sheets, soy milk, and fried dough sticks. Would you like anything else?"

"No, you should go buy your own," Jiang Yingzhu said.

In that short time, she had forgotten what had happened before and could communicate normally.

As for Mei Mengqian, she's quite normal.

After all, they were all accidents.

Following the sweet aroma that filled the air, Li Yan bought a bowl of wontons and ate quietly.

Suddenly, a piece of bean curd skin and half a fried dough stick were pushed over from the left and right respectively.

"Can't finish it."

"Thank you."

Li Yan glanced at it; the bean curd skin was intact, its golden appearance exceptionally tempting, and it looked like it hadn't been licked.

The fried dough sticks were torn into pieces.

He pursed his lips, but still ate it.

That means the morning's events are completely over.

After breakfast, the three went to the bus station. Li Yan called Lao Li to tell him they were going back. "What's going on? It's Zhu Zhu's birthday, and you didn't even invite her over for dinner."

"I've already eaten with her, so don't worry about it. If you're bored, you can practice playing a secondary account. I'm not jealous."

"Get out of here, you disrespectful brat!"

Li Yan chuckled and said a few words, then added, "There's a package coming soon, you can receive it. It's something I bought for you guys."

"what's that?"

"The phone, don't talk to me about anything else, I've already bought it."

Li Yan originally thought that now that he had money, he and his wife would at least replace their four- or five-year-old cell phones, but who knew they wouldn't.

So he bought it himself.

After chatting for a few more minutes, I hung up the phone. Jiang Yingzhu was already walking over with three train tickets.

"Okay, let's go in."

Li Yan and Mei Mengqian nodded and entered the waiting hall.

"Why not take the train? I think there's a train to Huangcheng."

"slow."

"Oh, it seems so. We didn't arrive until almost evening."

On the return trip, Li Yan, as usual, activated his spiritual energy shield, while Jiang Yingzhu played a game called Freedom Wars.

Pulling Mei Mengqian along, Li Yan remembered this game.

He played it in his previous life too, since it was very popular at the time, but later, for some reason, it was replaced by Honor of Kings.

The signal was bad in the car, and Jiang Yingzhu successfully ruined three of her teammates' games, earning a bunch of harmonious and friendly comments.

Her teammates, who are thousands of miles away, all think she's a cutie.

"Ah! He's dead again, Li Yan, what do we do?"

"Your item build is wrong," Li Yan explained to her how a mage should build their items.

"You haven't even tried them, how would you know? I just want to try them one by one, practice makes perfect, that's what a great man said, do you dare to disagree?"

Seeing that further rebuttal would result in his demotion, Li Yan shut up.

"as long as you are happy."

Li Yan rolled his eyes and glanced at her equipment this time: six hammers. He felt that this person was doing it on purpose.

Back in Huangcheng, it was still early, and Jiang Yingzhu suddenly asked, "Hey, did you record that song of yours?"

"How about I go and record one?"

"Let's go, let's go together!"

"Do you know where we're recording this?" Mei Mengqian asked.

This question landed on Li Yan, who had no experience in this field.

"There should be some online, let's arrange to meet one and see."

So Li Yan searched on pornographic software and actually found it.

"Wow, over four hundred yuan. Why don't you just record one with your phone?" Jiang Yingzhu glanced at it and immediately felt a pang of heartache.

Although her family is now wealthy, it doesn't mean she's spending money recklessly.

She just wanted to hear a song sung by Li Yan; she felt it wasn't necessary to spend so much money.

“It’s okay, you can upload it online to make money. If you don’t want to, I don’t have to upload it.”

"If that's how it is, then what are we waiting for? Let's go! Nanjing Road doesn't seem that far."

Jiang Yingzhu's eyes lit up. If it were just something she needed, she would definitely have refused.

But if it would be useful to Li Yan herself, she wouldn't refuse.

As for whether or not to upload it, that's not what she cares about.

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Cypress Music Store
Upon entering the lavishly decorated hall, Li Yan stated his requirements.

"Okay, come with me."

The receptionist's eyes sparkled as she kept looking at Li Yan, then she suddenly gasped softly.

"Are you that barbecue guy?"

Li Yan was stunned. What the hell?

The young woman chuckled, took out her phone, and saw a short video that already had tens of thousands of likes.

The video started playing, and music began—it was a song Li Yan sang last night.

"I'm not a barbecue guy, I have a name."

Li Yan's lips twitched. What kind of weird nickname is this? The more handsome you are, the more corny your nickname is, right?

"Oh, haha, sorry."

The young lady started talking about other things, asking all sorts of questions.

"They must be your friends, right? And that person you sang for? Is she your girlfriend?"

"No, she's just my sister."

"Ah, you siblings have such a good relationship."

"It's alright, I occasionally play the role of father and daughter."

Front desk: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
Is this something I can hear?!

(End of this chapter)