I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 4 Are you an idiot?!
Bang-dang——!
Li Yan slid directly from the table to the floor, startling everyone with his sudden movement.

The classroom, which had been somewhat noisy, suddenly became eerily quiet, as if a soundproof barrier had been erected!
Then, Jiang Yingzhu's anxious shouts broke the silence.

"Li Yan! Li Yan!! What's wrong with you?"

Jiang Yingzhu jumped up from her seat, helped Li Yan up from the ground, and called out to him.
The English teacher also realized what had happened, and seeing the student who had fainted, her face turned pale, fearing a teaching accident might occur.

She strode forward and said urgently, "Quick! Quick! Jiang Yingzhu, don't move him, get to the infirmary quickly."

"Oh, good!"

Whether Jiang Yingzhu didn't hear clearly or not, she supported Li Yan's back and knees with both hands and ran towards the infirmary.

"Hey! Hey!!"

The English teacher was so anxious that she could only follow closely behind.

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Li Yan woke up amidst a jolt, and when he looked up, he saw Jiang Yingzhu's exquisite and aloof profile, and smelled a faint scent of disinfectant.

"what happened?"

He sat up and looked around. He recognized that he was in the infirmary.

Especially a white coat with its back to him, seemingly picking something up.

"Li Yan! You're awake!" Jiang Yingzhu, who had been watching him closely, exclaimed in surprise, "Are you alright?"

"Yes, Li Yan, are you alright?" the English teacher asked anxiously.

"Teacher Bai, Teacher Bai, the student is awake, please come and see."

Upon hearing this, Teacher Bai, who was preparing to check the equipment, turned around and walked over, looking Li Yan up and down before saying:
"They said you fainted. Did you feel any discomfort anywhere?"

"Have!"

Li Yan clutched his abdomen, frowning.

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu and the English teacher felt a chill run down their spines.

The English teacher, in particular, was afraid it was because she had suddenly called on Li Yan.

Teacher Bai also frowned; there are many reasons for abdominal discomfort.

He can only treat minor injuries here, not these kinds of things.

Jiang Yingzhu turned even paler, recalling the answers she received from Qiandu when she asked him about her stomachache.

But then Li Yan continued:
"I feel hungry."

He paused, then added, "Very hungry."

Upon hearing this, the three people in the room all breathed a sigh of relief.

"If you can eat, it's probably nothing serious. Did you skip breakfast, classmate?"

“Yes, yes! He often skips breakfast,” Jiang Yingzhu replied immediately.

"That's it. You might still have low blood sugar. You can go to the cafeteria and get something to eat."

"Oh, teacher, is Li Yan really alright?" Jiang Yingzhu asked, glancing at his weak complexion.

"No." Teacher Bai smiled. "What, do you want something to happen to him? If you're worried, you can go to the hospital for a checkup."

"No, no, no." Jiang Yingzhu waved her hands repeatedly, then looked at Li Yan.

"I'm fine, I was just hungry, I'm sorry to have worried you."

"Hmph, see if you dare skip breakfast again next time."

Li Yan felt a warmth in his heart when he saw the concern in her eyes.

In his previous life, his parents were busy and he lacked education.

They don't really care about people, nor do they know how to respond to others' concerns.

To put it in an exaggerated way—

A coward will be afraid even if he touches cotton.

I learned it gradually after I started dating.

Hearing Li Yan's affirmation, the English teacher breathed a sigh of relief. She was just hungry; it wasn't a big deal.

As for the relationship between the young man and woman, that's not really worth paying attention to.

She made arrangements immediately.

"Jiang Yingzhu, go back to the classroom and let the class monitor lead the class. I'll take Li Yan to the cafeteria for lunch."

"Teacher Xia, how about I take him there?"

As Jiang Yingzhu spoke, she looked at Teacher Xia with pleading eyes.

Teacher Xia hesitated for a moment, then finally nodded and took out her meal card to hand it to her.

"Okay, you can eat at the teachers' window; the food there is better. Just give me your meal card when you go to class this afternoon."

"Okay! Thank you, teacher. You're so kind!"

Jiang Yingzhu's cold and stern face melted as ice and frost melted away, revealing a sweet smile she never showed before.

Li Yan, who was quietly watching this scene, paused slightly.

The canteen of No. 15 Middle School is located in the northeast corner, not far from the administration building where the infirmary is located.

If you walk straight ahead along the corridor on the first floor after leaving the clinic, you will see it.

Upon entering the cafeteria, Li Yan looked around, feeling somewhat unfamiliar with the place.

As time went by, he didn't come often!

"Go find a seat, I'll go get the food."

Jiang Yingzhu fanned herself with her teacher's meal card, then looked at a separate window, her eyes brightening slightly.

"I've never eaten at the teachers' window before, so I'm getting to eat here today because of you."

"Right? How are you going to repay me?"

"You're getting cocky just because I called you fat!" Jiang Yingzhu glanced at him and walked towards the teacher's window.

There are some people sitting in the cafeteria right now; they must be having physical education class.

Under their watchful eyes, Jiang Yingzhu felt as she calmly walked towards the teacher's window, her figure practically a ray of light!
She could already imagine what those classmates were thinking.

It must be doubt, surprise, and confusion.
'Hmph, you'll all be shocked when I swipe my card.'

Jiang Yingzhu came to the window and immediately saw the stir-fry.

He immediately called out to the busy cook, "Auntie, one Kung Pao Chicken, one stir-fried pork, and one tomato and egg soup, that's all."

"Student, this is the teacher's window."

"I know, I have a card!"

Jiang Yingzhu slapped the teacher's meal card on the windowsill.

"Hurry up, Auntie."

The cook glanced at it, then stopped talking and came over to do the cooking.

Didi! !
The crisp sound rang out, like a triumphant march in her ears, and Jiang Yingzhu felt incredibly proud at that moment.

You silly classmates must be wondering how I can buy food at the special window.

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While waiting, Li Yan figured out why he had fainted.

He stared thoughtfully at the system notification— [An external attack has been detected! Insufficient stamina has been detected; system hosting has been cancelled.]

Recalling the scene when he left the caregiver, Li Yanming understood.

It seems that it will withdraw from the custody service if it is touched by external forces.

However, how is energy level determined?
"System, what is energy?"

"Energy is determined by a combination of the host's mental fatigue and satiety. Once either one is depleted, energy will be insufficient."

"Does cultivating immortality still require eating?" Li Yan retorted.
The system is silent.

Just then, Jiang Yingzhu came over carrying a tray.

"Here it comes, the food is here."

After setting out the food, Jiang Yingzhu sat down and noticed Li Yan staring blankly at her. She asked in confusion:

"Why are you looking at me? Go eat."

"okay."

Li Yan nodded. He had just remembered that in his previous life, it was the same: Jiang Yingzhu went to get food while he looked for a seat.

The dishes were also similar: his favorite Kung Pao Chicken, and Jiang Yingzhu's favorite stir-fried pork.

Then add another one at random.

Kung Pao Chicken and stir-fried pork are two of their favorite dishes, which they have enjoyed almost every day since childhood.

You never get tired of the food, but you get tired of people after a while. It's really interesting.

Li Yan shook his head inwardly, but his body wouldn't allow him to dawdle any longer.

They immediately began to devour the food in front of them.

"Hey, you... never mind, you eat it."

Jiang Yingzhu watched as a third of her beloved stir-fried pork was gone in the time it took her to bend down.

Not only is there no meat, but the green peppers are gone too.

I suddenly felt a bit anxious, and then I simply gave up.

In less than five minutes, the two dishes and soup were completely devoured, and Li Yan sat comfortably in his seat.

I felt the beauty of youth once again.

Even if it were ten years from now, he would never be able to eat this much, especially such strong-flavored food.

I hesitate for ages before even taking a sip of milk tea every day.

"Are you full? Should I go buy some more?" Jiang Yingzhu asked.

"full."

"Okay, I'll go get another serving of stir-fried pork. I haven't eaten yet."

"6."

After finishing our meal, get out of class ended.

The two looked at each other and smiled simultaneously.

"Let's go."

"Okay, let's go back to the classroom."

"Go back to the classroom! Your foot isn't healed yet?" Jiang Yingzhu frowned, her sharp eyebrows furrowing.

"Alright, it won't affect the operation. Go back and rest."

"Have you forgotten something?"

Jiang Yingzhu's tone softened. She crossed her arms, raised one foot slightly on tiptoe, and spun her foot on the ground.

Upon seeing this, Li Yan's eyelids twitched; he was all too familiar with this scene.

Little Green Plum will act like this when she's angry.

But the problem is, he really doesn't know if he's forgotten something!
Meeting that somewhat cold gaze, Li Yan steeled himself and asked:
"What is it? I've completely forgotten."

"Oh! Let's go back to the classroom then."

Jiang Yingzhu wasn't buying it. In her mind, how could she forget something they'd agreed on that morning? He just didn't want to go.

After saying that, she headed towards the teaching building.

"Hey--"

Li Yan wanted to stop him and ask, but he didn't. He shook his head and walked towards the milk tea shop next to the cafeteria.

Fine, let's try to coax her.

The mistake has already been made, and I'm already angry, so asking for clarification won't help.

Little Green Plum doesn't have a bad temper; when she gets angry, she just sits quietly and sulks by herself.

It's easy to see.

Because normally, she can't sit still; she always wants to wander around and have fun.

"Hello, here's your red bean milk tea."

"Pack it up for me."

After Li Yan finished speaking, he was about to pay when he suddenly froze.

Damn it, he has no money!!

He was completely embarrassed by the waiter's polite gaze.

"Ahem, miss, I'm a student, can I..."

"Could I borrow your phone for a moment? I need to make a call, something's come up."

Li Yan gave the waitress a shy smile, having to explain that he had no money on him.

"Oh, okay, sure."

The 30-year-old milk tea shop owner was quite pleased when the handsome young man called her "Miss Sister" and immediately agreed.

So Li Yan resisted the urge to dig out a three-bedroom apartment with his toes and called Jiang Yingzhu.

He remembered that Jiang Yingzhu had a cell phone, and he only remembered his number.

It hasn't been changed in over a decade.

"Hello! Who is this?"

"Ahem, Zhuzhu, it's me, Li Yan. Don't hang up, I have something very important to say."

Jiang Yingzhu was slowly climbing the stairs when she heard Li Yan finish explaining the whole story of buying milk tea.

It was both infuriating and hilarious.

"Are you an idiot?! Just wait there."

Jiang Yingzhu spoke fiercely, but her feet betrayed her and she turned back downstairs.

I glanced at my phone screen and saved the recording of the call.

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