I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 472 Eating Saliva

"Teacher, is the women's 100-meter final in the afternoon?"

"Yes, in the afternoon."

After asking clearly, Li Yan turned around and joined up with his senior, Mei Mengqian, and Jiang Yingzhu.

Before Li Yan could ask, Jiang Yingzhu told her what had happened:

"There are still the 200-meter and 400-meter races, long jump, and shot put in the morning. Let's go for the long jump first."

"Then I ran the 200 meters and the 400 meters."

Li Yan nodded. "Alright, we'll go with you."

"Mmm." Mei Mengqian nodded repeatedly.

Hua Junshu handed his water to Jiang Yingzhu.

"Oh, Li Yan, you never even bought me water."

"This was given to you by someone in your senior's class. You can blame the people in our class for being blind."

Jiang Yingzhu unscrewed the water bottle, took a sip, returned it to her senior, and then went to the long jump position.

There are many people here, but most of them are not contestants.

The arrival of Li Yan and his group attracted some attention, but most people were more interested in the silly long jump blunder.

Jiang Yingzhu joined the line, and soon it was her turn.

A leap.

Li Yan didn't look closely whether it was more than three meters or something else.

He discovered that he had completed two-thirds of his system's side quests.

task
[A Reunion After a Long Separation: Organize the upcoming sect activities and deepen your relationship with Fairy Jiang, Fairy Mei, and Fairy Hua]

Two-thirds of the work has been completed.
When did this happen?

Li Yan pondered for a moment and immediately thought of the two hugs between his senior and Mengmeng.

Why didn't Jiang Yingzhu react when I hugged her?

Thinking to himself, Li Yan frowned.

"System, are you sexist?"

After some thought, Li Yan knew that the woman should take the initiative.

He glanced at Jiang Yingzhu, who had already broken the women's long jump record and won the championship, and stroked his chin.

It doesn't seem impossible to get his childhood sweetheart to hug him; he has plenty of ways to do it.

"What are you looking at?"

Jiang Yingzhu had finished dancing and was waiting for Li Yan's exclamations of admiration.

However, everyone around, including the senior student and Mengmeng, got to see what happened.

Li Yan was there, touching his chin, looking at himself with an expression that seemed to ask, "How am I going to deal with you?"

Jiang Yingzhu's eyes widened immediately, and she raised her hand to slap Li Yan's hand that was touching his chin.

"Tell me! What are you plotting and scheming about?"

"nothing."

Jiang Yingzhu became wary and moved about 200 meters away from the woman, while also trying to get Li Yan away.

"Go buy me some water and a grilled sausage, but you can't lick it."

"The four words after the question mark can be omitted."

Jiang Yingzhu snorted softly, worried that this person's bad idea would fall through and he would come up with another bad idea.

However, the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention.

Ye Daijia, who was watching the long jump nearby, touched her chin and made the same thinking gesture as Li Yan.

He believed that this would make him smarter.

"Could I send Jiang Xinyue a grilled sausage?"

Ye Daijia asked Ma Liang if he knew what Jiang Xinyue was doing.

"A 200-meter dash? That's perfect!"

Ye Daijia was overjoyed. She looked around and immediately caught up with Li Yan, who was heading towards the small supermarket.

"Brother Yan, wait for me, I'm going to buy something too."

Li Yan stopped and waited for him.

Ye Daijia came to his side, patted her chest, and said in a deep voice:
"Brother Yan, I'll pay the bill later!"

"Row."

Li Yan glanced at him; the guy was even fatter than a year ago.

But it's not without its benefits.

Perhaps because of her increased physique, Ye Daijia's voice has a natural quality; her deep voice, even without training, already has the feel of a male announcer.

"Brother Yan, what do you think of Jiang Xinyue?" Ye Daijia asked, looking like she was about to give him a relationship advice.

Li Yan did not answer the question, but instead changed the subject.

"Go back and buy some Tianqi, Longkui, and Badou. Mix these six herbs with the beauty essence from Qiqi Company and boil them into a pot of herbal tea."

"Huh?" Ye Daijia scratched her head. "Why?"

"It can help with oil control and weight loss."

As soon as she finished speaking, Ye Daijia's eyes lit up.

Although Li Yan implied that he was fat, he himself knew it.

Ye Daijia simply couldn't stand some people who always used a discriminatory tone to say he was fat.

Li Yan's words didn't convey that feeling.

"Can it really help you lose weight?"

"I have a cousin who works at Qiqi Company. This is their internal weight loss tea."

Li Yan casually offered a reason that he could accept.

Sure enough, Ye Daijia immediately believed it and took out her phone to start recording.

"Brother Yan, I'm so grateful, I'll cover all your snacks from now on! By the way, how long do you need to cook it?"

"Just boil it."

Li Yan gave a word of advice, "Don't drink too much."

This medicine was originally based on a concept of a poisonous pill formula from his memories of entering a dream.

The original poison pill seemed to have come from some evil cultivator. After taking it, one could expel the body's oils and incidentally bring out the cultivator's cultivation level.

Li Yan made some improvements and gave them to Ye Daijia, which could only partially remove the oil.

The six herbs are just the starting point; the key lies in the spiritual energy contained in the beauty serum.

Drinking too much alcohol can trigger binge eating.

It's not anything confidential anyway, so I'll just consider it a small favor I did.

The two arrived at a small supermarket while talking.

Li Yan took four bottles of water and four grilled sausages to pack.

Ye Daijia bought a lot of snacks, all of which were puffed foods.

"Are these for Jiang Xinyue?"

"No, I'm eating by myself. It's been a long time since I've had a proper meal."

Li Yan's eyebrows twitched; he was hesitant to comment.

On the way back, he saw Ye Daijia licking a grilled sausage, then putting it back in the takeout bag.

"What are you"

"I gave it to Jiang Xinyue."

Li Yan was speechless. Could it be that the content of the adult video was adapted from real events?

Okay, okay, the next step is to coat the cow with syrup, right?

He felt that Ye Daijia was no longer pursuing a girl.

Li Yan shook his head and offered no comment.

Seeing his expression, Ye Daijia felt she should explain.

"Brother Yan, you don't understand. This is a technique I learned from Zhu Gelin."

"Skill?"

"That's right, Zhuge said that if you make a deep impression on her, even if you're a bickering couple, you can still make it work."

Ye Daijia's face showed an expression of complete control.

"After Jiang Xinyue eats it, I'll confess. She'll definitely hate me. Then I'll slowly get better, and then... hehehe."

Li Yan touched his chin, feeling that the technique looked familiar. He wondered where he had seen it in a novel.

"Then come on."

The two arrived at the women's 200-meter race venue.

With just one glance, Li Yan spotted Jiang Yingzhu and the other two.

He walked over, his gaze sweeping across the group, and noticed that Jiang Xinyue was also there.

Upon seeing him, Jiang Xinyue nodded in greeting.

"Your drone is being controlled by Ye Hui."

Li Yan nodded, then his gaze fell on Jiang Yingzhu.

"Why are we still in line?"

Jiang Yingzhu stared at the bag in his hand, already smelling the aroma of the sausages. "The semi-finals are here, hurry up and give me some sausages, I need to replenish my energy."

She took a sip of the cola from the bag in Li Yan's hand while urging him to hurry up.

Li Yan took out the grilled sausage and gave it to her.

I also gave the remaining three to Hua Junshu and Mei Mengqian respectively.

There was one left, and he was about to eat it himself when suddenly a voice came from below.

"Thank you, Li Yan."

Li Yan was stunned for a moment, then looked down and saw Yu Bing standing at Mei Mengqian's feet, looking up with a happy expression.

"this is mine."

"Oh." Yu Bing chuckled.

I didn't notice you just now, but here you are.

"Oh!" Yu Bing's eyes lit up. "Li Yan, you're a good person."

She took the sausage, took a bite, and suddenly realized what Li Yan had just said.

She immediately pouted, "You're not a good person!"

Li Yan ignored the elementary school students and focused his attention on Ye Daijia and Jiang Xinyue.

Ye Daijia hesitated for a moment, then finally pulled Ma Liang forward with her.

He handed the snacks to Ma Liang, while he took a bottle of water and the grilled sausage in the paper bag.

A look of amusement flashed in Li Yan's eyes.

According to his calculations, the chances of Jiang Xinyue accepting the offer are only one percent, and the chances of her actually eating it are even smaller.

It will be interesting to see what she does next.

Ye Daijia stepped forward, her face beaming with a smile, her eyes no longer visible.

He handed the sausage and drink in his hand to Jiang Xinyue.

"Jiang Xinyue, congratulations on making it to the semi-finals! I'm here to cheer you on."

"Thank you, but you don't need these." Jiang Xinyue said, glancing at Li Yan out of the corner of her eye.

Ye Daijia seemed to have expected this, and her expression turned serious upon hearing it.

"I bought this for you. If you don't want it, just throw it away."

Jiang Xinyue frowned slightly. She had heard that this person initially had a good relationship with Li Yan.

In the class, he was one of the few who could naturally strike up a conversation with Li Yan.

She didn't want to antagonize the enemy, so she accepted it.

"Okay then, thank you."

As soon as she finished speaking, Ye Daijia's face lit up with joy, while Ma Liang looked heartbroken.

How could you do that, you fat man!
Jiang Xinyue is so beautiful, how could she be paired with a fat man?

Thinking about all this, Ma Liang's breathing became rapid, and his fingers gripped the bag of snacks in his hand tightly.

However, the next moment, Ma Liang's expression relaxed.

Jiang Xinyue handed Ye Daijia's things to Liang Xueyi, who was standing beside her.

"Xueyi, here you go, you've been keeping me company all morning."

Upon hearing this, Liang Xueyi's face lit up with joy; of course, she was happy to have something delicious to eat.

Moreover, she didn't eat breakfast in the morning, and she didn't have time to eat in the morning because she was with Jiang Xinyue.

She's been hungry several times already.

What's worse, Jiang Yingzhu and the other three were enjoying their grilled sausages behind her, the aroma constantly wafting into her nostrils.

"Thank you!"

Liang Xueyi accepted the drink and sausage from her hand without any hesitation.

I started with a grilled sausage to fill my stomach.

She didn't find anything strange, only that the sausage had absorbed water after being left in the packaging for a while.

On the contrary, because she was hungry, she thought the grilled sausage tasted pretty good.

Liang Xueyi finished eating in a few bites, completely unaware of the astonished look on Ye Daijia's face, and the guilty expression that followed.

Just as she was about to open her drink, a sharp, chicken-killing laugh came from the stage diagonally behind her.

"Hahaha, that idiot, I just saw Ye Daijia licking sausages all the way here!"

"This is hilarious!"

Ye Daijia's expression changed instantly, and Liang Xueyi was stunned, looking in the direction from which the voice came.

Yang Xiong was sitting on the edge of the platform, about seven or eight meters away from them, patting Zhu Gelin on the shoulder and laughing.

Liang Xueyi's heart sank; sometimes, the enemy's words are more credible.

She forced down the nausea churning in her stomach and abruptly turned to look at Ye Daijia.

Ye Daijia guiltily avoided her gaze.

"I didn't, I really didn't!"

Liang Xueyi looked at the packaging bag; upon closer inspection, the dampness on the paper bag was indeed abnormal.

"vomit!"

Liang Xueyi immediately vomited and reached down to gag her throat.

Jiang Xinyue, who was next to her, had vomited all over her pants and couldn't make a scene. She just glared at Ye Daijia and started comforting Liang Xueyi.

"It's alright, it's alright, we'll just go to the hospital for a stomach pump, I'll pay for it."

"Ugh—!"

Liang Xueyi gagged again, and the look in her eyes as she looked up at Ye Daijia was murderous.

Beside Ye Daijia, Ma Liang, carrying snacks, stepped back three feet, his eyes filled with shock and admiration!
He was almost the one who suffered the consequences.

To be honest, Ma Liang was waiting for Jiang Xinyue to hand the sausages and drinks to Liang Xueyi.

I had a fleeting fantasy that Jiang Xinyue would give these things to him.

Thank goodness, it was just a fantasy!
Meanwhile, in the women's 200-meter race, the girls looked at Ye Daijia with righteous indignation.

They were filled with both fear and resentment.

"How disgusting!"

"He's pursuing a girl, he wouldn't have a grudge against anyone, would he?"

"Trash, you fat pig!"

"So fat, and still dating? Disgusting!"

A barrage of insults came pouring in, and Ye Daijia dared not defend herself at all.

I only regret that I licked for so long; I should have stopped once I entered the playground.

However, after hearing people attacking his weight, and the attacks escalated, Ye Daijia, who had been holding back for a while, could no longer bear it.

"What are you yelling for? I wouldn't give you any food even if you begged me! You ugly thing!"

Ye Daijia's eyes widened, and her deep voice completely drowned out the girls' insults.

"Did I give her any? She wanted it herself, serves her right!"

No sooner had the words left his mouth than a sharp, eerie scream rang out.

"Ye Daijia! I'll fight you to the death!!!"

Liang Xueyi retched for a long time but couldn't vomit up many pieces of grilled sausage. She was filled with grief and indignation.

Then she heard Ye Daijia say that she was not wrong and that it was all her fault.

He was absolutely furious, and with his long, slender nails, he lashed out at Ye Daijia.

Ma Liang clearly saw that in just two moves, several bloody marks appeared on the arrogant Ye Daijia's face.

Ye Daijia, feeling guilty, only dared to defend herself, resulting in not only bloody scratches on her hands but also the pulling out of several strands of her hair.

He couldn't stand being constantly on the defensive, so he immediately ran away.

"I'll kill you, I'll kill you!"

Liang Xueyi's frantic screams attracted a lot of attention, and she chased after Ye Daijia to beat her.

Its fierce stance and swirling claws instilled fear in even the physical education teacher in charge of the 200-meter event, who muttered to himself...
"My goodness! The legendary Nine Yin White Bone Claw has appeared in the world?!"

Ma Liang stared in disbelief, "Girls are terrifying."

Zhang Wei appeared beside him at some point and nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, but Brother Ye is pretty awesome too."

He never dared to try this kind of thing that was only done with butter.

I didn’t expect it! I didn’t expect it!
Xiao Shuai walked over, took a bag of his good brother's snacks, and said while eating:

"Brother Wei, give us a commentary! How could we forget traditional craftsmanship?"

"How so? They've already fought their way to the teaching building."

Just as the group was wondering whether they should go over and take a look, several teachers walked up and pulled them apart.

Seeing this, Zhang Wei shrugged.

"This is no fun."

"Who said that."

Xiao Shuai opened the class group chat, and sure enough, Yang Xiong had uploaded the entire process of Liang Xueyi transforming from an ordinary person into a berserker.

The group opened the video, which faithfully recorded Ye Daijia's actions before and after the incident, as well as Liang Xueyi's behavior after being infected.

(End of this chapter)