I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 477 That's really the end (2 chapters combined, 6k views)

Saturday was the same as usual, nothing different.

During the morning self-study period, the students in Class 1 were clearly still in a relaxed state from the sports meet.

Li Yan took some time from class to edit and process the photos and videos of the sports meet that he had asked Jiang Xinyue to take with a drone a couple of days ago.

Then it was uploaded to the class group chat.

Beside him, Mei Mengqian wasn't really paying attention to the lesson either, but was secretly watching him operate the machine.

"Li Yan, why are you doing all this?"

"I'm documenting my high school life so I won't forget it later."

Will anyone watch this?

Mei Mengqian expressed her doubts, saying that if she had to describe the content Li Yan uploaded in one word, it would be "idiotic".

The class's embarrassing photos and silly moments were all captured.

Even photos of Li Yan himself, Zhu Zhu, and her are there.

In addition to these, there are also photos of the athletes participating in the competition.

These are more serious, and some are even filmed in a very cool way.

For example, one of the photos, showing Jiang Yingzhu participating in the high jump and just clearing the hurdle, is very well taken.

In the photo, the girl is seen flying, gracefully facing away from the railing, surrounded by the astonished faces of students and teachers.

Humans cannot fly, but photographs have captured the posture of flight.

However, most people don't have these wonderful moments, but they do have plenty of funny moments.

"This isn't my fault, after all, I didn't take the photos."

Li Yan shrugged. Whether he looked or not, who would know?

He was simply helping future students to more easily reminisce about their youth.

A funny photo is just the key to unlocking the valve of memory.

Li Yan uploaded the photos during the second period.

After class, someone took out their phone and immediately saw the message.

Immediately, a series of "black face" emojis flooded the screen.

When Yu Qingya saw a photo of herself, she immediately felt terrible.

"Class monitor, that's a bit much. I pick my nose in secret."

"Li Yan, you made me look so short in that picture," Yu Bing immediately scolded, her small face scrunched up as she looked at the photo on her phone.

In the photo, she is so short that she looks like a little radish head, and doesn't look like a student of this school.

Like a little kid that a teacher brought along to play with.

And every photo shows him as very short.

Li Yan immediately used the same excuse he used to deal with his deskmate during class.

Yu Qingya and the others were not familiar with Jiang Xinyue, but that did not stop them from gossiping about her behind her back.

"Why does Jiang Xinyue like taking these kinds of photos?"

"This shows that she may appear elegant on the surface, but she's actually a complete idiot," Yu Bing uttered what she considered a vicious curse.

"She must be incredibly silly!"

Yu Qingya somewhat agreed, and then looked at Lin Yufan.

"Fanfan, what do you think?"

"I'm wondering what we would film if we were flying a drone," Lin Yufan said.

Yu Qingya's expression was subtle. She met her gaze and both of them felt a little guilty.

It seems like they can't produce anything good to film.

Yu Bing felt there was nothing worth filming, "I don't want to fly a drone, I want to invent a driverless car in the future!"

The girls thought the photos were ugly, while the boys just laughed a couple of times and then forgot about them.

After that, I started paying attention to the wonderful moments in the class.

"My brother Bin has had many wonderful moments. By the way, he has won several awards."

Ye Daijia scrolled through her phone, looking for her own photos.

Whether it's a solo or group photo, he'll admire it several times as long as he's in it.

Therefore, we saw many wonderful moments of Yu Bin.

"Two." Yu Bin yawned. "Besides me, Liu Ming also won an award, so he has three."

"So few!" Liang Xueyi exclaimed in surprise from the other side of the river. "There are fewer than the girls. Jiang Yingzhu has taken all the awards."

"That's because Li Yan didn't play," Liu Ming interjected from behind her.

"If the class representative were to play, with his performance last year, winning a Grand Slam wouldn't be a problem."

"Can't you?"

"Why not? I've been following this, and none of the men's teams broke any records this year."

Liu Ming paused, then said with envy, "Especially those records that Li Yan broke last year."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Xinyue, who had been listening silently, turned her gaze over.

"Li Yan broke the record last year? He's in such good health!"

Originally, when her sister told her that Li Yan was the behind-the-scenes boss of Qiqi Company, she felt that Li Yan should be the kind of person who was more inclined to academic research.

When Jiang Xinyue arrived at the class and heard that he was first in the grade and even first in the city, she became even more convinced that this was true.

I didn't expect that after the sports meet, I would hear that this sports program was actually quite good.

Liu Ming was delighted to see the pretty girl strike up a conversation with him.

"That's right. Last year, the class representative broke all the records in the men's 100m, 200m, 3000m, high jump, and long jump. No one has broken them yet!"

Jiang Xinyue's eyes flashed with surprise again when she heard about so many projects.

"He's in pretty good health."

"That's right." Hu Die went to the water dispenser by the back door to get some water. "I'm in very good health!"

Jiang Xinyue gave Hu Die a strange look, sensing that there was something more to her words.

Liu Ming and his group twitched their eyes.

"Hu Die, can you please not open your mouth?"

"What? Did I say something wrong?" Hu Die glanced at Liu Ming and Yu Bin.

"You've misunderstood, and you're blaming me?!"

Everyone was speechless, but Jiang Xinyue, who had misunderstood, quickly realized what was going on and couldn't help but glance at Hu Die again.

Hu Die ignored these people and went to fetch water.

Ling Ningshan was also getting water, but she was getting water from the water dispenser next to the air conditioner at the front of the classroom.

Class 1 is at the end of the corridor, except for the large public water dispenser outside the back door.

There are also water dispensers in the classrooms.

The students usually use water from the public water dispenser outside to fill water bottles and warm their hands.

I will only eat it if I have absolutely no other choice.

After all, that huge machine, which is as wide as the corridor, is probably many years old.

It's even unclear whether it has been cleaned at all.

Who knows, the water dispenser's tenure might be longer than the homeroom teacher Li Ping's teaching experience.

Unless they have no other choice, people in the class generally don't drink.

Ling Ningshan returned to her seat after preparing the fragrant tea and handed it to Jiang Yingzhu.

"Give."

Jiang Yingzhu was catching up on sleep; she had played wildly last night. Hearing the sound and smelling the milky aroma, she sat up.

"Give it to me? Why?!"

Despite asking, Jiang Yingzhu accepted the milk tea without any hesitation, clicking her tongue in disapproval.
"It's the new red bean flavor."

She saw it in the supermarket, but didn't buy it.

After all, you can buy milk tea outside of school every year.

Other people around were also drawn to the look.

Ling Ningshan smiled, her round face beaming. "We won awards in sports, not championships, but quite a few."

"It seems like the school has become richer; even the reward for third place is comparable to that for first place last year."

As she spoke, she took out several unopened cups of red bean-flavored Xiangpiaopiao from the drawer of the table and handed them out to everyone around her.

"The red bean flavor is five yuan, right? That's expensive. Thank you, Shanshan," Wu Wuwu said.

She bought one cup, and then she didn't buy any more.

"Why did you only give it to Zhuzhu?" Chen Chenchen hugged Ling Ningshan's arm.

"I want Shanshan to make it herself."

"Jiang Yingzhu helped me out in the 400-meter race, this is my way of thanking her."

Ling Ningshan pressed down on the guy who was rubbing against her face.

"I can help you drink it."

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During evening self-study, Li Yan and Jiang Yingzhu went to the Three Sisters BBQ restaurant and placed a large order.

Then they brought the two large bags of grilled barbecue to the classroom.

The aroma of barbecue wafted out, immediately attracting the attention of everyone in the class who were preparing for evening self-study.

Jiang Yingzhu, as the sponsor, stood in the center, with Li Yan and Mei Mengqian on either side as the background.

"Everyone knows I won an award, right? I'm too embarrassed to give out red envelopes, so I'll treat everyone to barbecue instead."

Come on up and take some! We have grilled fish, chicken legs, chicken wings, and even beggar's chicken. Don't be shy!

Jiang Yingzhu opened the package as she spoke.

This wasn't the first time the group had experienced something like this.

They skipped the polite formalities and refusals altogether.

"Grilled fish, we want grilled fish."

"Brother Zhu, do you have any lamb penis, chives, okra, lamb kidneys, etc.? Give me Viagra!"
My brother took too much butter last night and is now severely malnourished.

“Red Stone!!” Zhang Wei blushed instantly. “You’re the bad guy, I’m still as virile as ever.”

"No, I don't have any." Jiang Yingzhu's lips twitched. "I'll personally pay for your malnutrition. Here's a bottle of Nutritional Express."

"Oh dear, I'm malnourished too!"

"And me, and me."

Jiang Yingzhu actually went and got a whole case of Nutritional Express.

The classroom was bustling with activity, with students eating and drinking, showing no signs of evening self-study.

Jiang Xinyue sat in her seat, taking small bites of a grilled gluten.

Aren't you afraid of attracting the teachers' attention?

Liang Xueyi immediately said smugly, "What are you afraid of? If you piss me off, even the homeroom teacher will kneel down."

Jiang Xinyue looked at her in surprise; Liang Xueyi had been trying to get close to her all along.

It sounds like the family is doing quite well.

"You're quite impressive."

“Of course,” Yang Xiong interjected.

"She's the kind of person who would jump off a building if she wet her pants. Not only would her homeroom teacher have to kneel down, but the whole school would also have to scold her at home because of her."

Liang Xueyi's face immediately darkened, and she looked to the side.

"Yang Xiong, has no one ever told you that you really have very low emotional intelligence? I really don't know how you've survived until now."

Yang Xiong and she were sworn enemies. Even though the homeroom teacher thought he often talked while sitting with Zhu Gelin and moved him to sit next to Liang Xueyi, it didn't stop him from silencing his microphone.

Hilarious! It's not as fun as arguing with your brothers as arguing with your enemies!

"Nobody said anything, but I've heard a lot of dogs barking. I'm a human, I can live to this day just by eating, unlike some dogs, who don't live long at all."

"Can you say that again!"

Liang Xueyi shouted angrily, instantly attracting the attention of most of the class.

Yu Bin and the others stood up with a few skewers in their hands.

Food, drink, and a show—great!
"Let's fight! Let's make him eat a fist!"

"Wouldn't that benefit Yang Xiong?"

"That's right, and my brother Xiong isn't that kind of person."

Jiang Xinyue looked at Ruan Yunfei across the aisle with some confusion and reached out to pat him on the shoulder.

"Hey classmate, do you know what's going on with them? Why are they reacting so strongly all of a sudden?"

No sooner had he spoken than Ruan Yunfei suddenly shouted.

"what!!!"

His face was filled with fear and helplessness. He frantically rubbed the spot where he had been patted and then retreated into Cheng Yuan's arms, who was sitting next to him.

"I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore!"

As he muttered to himself, Ruan Yunfei's face turned as red as a tomato.

Seeing this, Jiang Xinyue found it rather amusing; this classmate seemed to have a low profile and was often timid and hesitant.

I didn't expect her to be so innocent; she blushed as soon as she was touched.

She immediately wanted to reach out again.

"Don't come any closer! Stay away from me!"

At this moment, the people who had been watching Liang Xueyi and Yang Xiong argue turned to look again.

"Oh no, we're doomed!" Zhang Wei exclaimed.
"Let him go!"

Ye Hui also saw what happened behind her, and her expression changed.

"Jiang Xinyue, he's allergic to girls, don't touch him."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Xinyue was taken aback, paused, and looked Ruan Yunfei up and down again.

I realized it wasn't shyness after all.

"How can someone be allergic to girls, especially a guy like you!"

"Stop asking, ambulance, call an ambulance quickly."

Liu Ming, who was nearby, quickly spoke up while checking on Ruan Yunfei's condition.

"It's nothing serious, don't...don't call an ambulance." Ruan Yunfei quickly stopped Liu Ming, then said in a sweet, coquettish voice to Cheng Yuan, who was supporting him:
"Brother, hug me~"

"Fuck me!"

Cheng Yuan's expression changed, and he pushed him away.

Liu Ming also realized that his recovery was faster because of contact with men, so he silently retreated back to his seat, making Hu Weiwen, who was sleeping in front of him, even more conspicuous. "Quick! Here we go again, hug me."

In a panic, Ruan Yunfei immediately rushed towards them.

The boys within the target area changed their expressions drastically.

"stop!"

"Don't come here!!"

The front row watches the arguments, the back row watches the allergies.

The classroom was in complete chaos at that moment.

Li Yan enjoyed the barbecue immensely.

At this moment, Jiang Xinting walked in.

Seeing Liang Xueyi and Yang Xiong exchanging sarcastic remarks, those who don't know the situation simply can't understand them.

The boys behind them were darting around, making it even more lively. Compared to that, the barbecue that everyone had was not so eye-catching.

Jiang Xinting was stunned when she saw this scene.

"This is supposed to be a dinner party, but why are there people performing crosstalk and skits?"

Upon hearing this, the people in the front row immediately stopped in their tracks.

The King of Xinting was quite something.

God the hell they perform crosstalk and skits.

Jiang Xinting was, after all, a teacher, and after she came in, the students in the class gradually quieted down.

After all, Class 1 is an honors class, although individual qualities and grades vary.

But I still lack confidence when I see my teacher.

The idea of ​​obedience has been deeply ingrained in one's soul.

"what happened?"

After making a joke, Jiang Xinting looked at Jiang Yingzhu on the podium and asked about the situation.

Jiang Yingzhu handed her the last few skewers of grilled meat.

"Teacher, let's talk while we eat. Do you want to hear about the barbecue, the argument, or the hide-and-seek?"

"Let's listen to the argument first," Jiang Xinting said.

"Well, the child has no mother. It's a long story. It all started a year ago."

Jiang Yingzhu guiltily avoided Jiang Xinting's gaze and glared at Li Yan, who was standing beside her with a gloating expression.

Li Yan gave her a look.

'Mengmeng did it too.'

Mei Mengqian saw it and immediately put on a stern face, looking cold and aloof.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't see Mengmeng smile, and glared at Li Yan again.

Jiang Xinting ignored their flirting and asked in confusion:

"Why is it taking so long? Make it quick."

Jiang Yingzhu kept it brief.

A minute later, I learned the reasons behind Liang Xueyi's suicide and her complicated love-hate relationship with Yang Xiong.

Jiang Xinting found it interesting and thought she could share it with her friend Zhou Qinqin.

They were all speechless to themselves; Li Ping, the homeroom teacher, was quite good at assigning seats.

"What's going on with Ruan Yunfei and the others?"

"Oh, that's it. He's allergic to girls."

Jiang Xinting was stunned again, while Jiang Yingzhu continued to explain the situation, "If he gets closer to boys, he'll recover."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Xinting was shocked.

Hundreds of interesting images immediately came to mind.

Seeing this, Jiang Yingzhu coughed.

"Teacher, please pay attention to your facial expressions."

Jiang Xinting coughed and told Yang Xiong to go outside to calm down.

Then they called over the grade head who was on patrol.

"What?! I have to carry a student, and a boy at that?!"

"Director, do you actually want to hug a woman?"

The head of the grade immediately put on a stern face and became extremely serious.

"What kind of talk is this? I'm a teacher, how can I do such a thing? Don't even mention female students, I can't hug male students either."

“He had an allergic reaction. It was better when a man held him. Otherwise, we would have had to call an ambulance.”

Upon hearing this, the grade head's expression changed once again.

You can't call an ambulance randomly.

"It's such a small matter, let's not waste public resources. Teachers should be willing to dedicate themselves. We are the gardeners of our motherland, and it is our duty to protect the flowers."

The head of the grade waved his hand dismissively. "Where's that student? Bring him over. Never mind, take me there!"

After watching a chameleon performance, Jiang Xinting called Ruan Yunfei out and made him run into the arms of the grade director.

It doesn't look out of place at all.

The people in the back row finally settled down, and Cheng Yuan and the others, whose barbecue had gone cold from hiding for so long, also breathed a sigh of relief.

Ahead of them, Yu Bin and his three companions, having nothing to see, sighed.

"pity."

Xiao Shuai nodded in agreement, glancing at Ye Daijia, who was panting heavily from being chased.

He was the biggest, so hiding was the most difficult for him.

"I never thought the Holy Body would also suffer a defeat."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei looked toward Ruan Yunfei's location.

Its owner was dragged into the dark forbidden zone, leaving only an empty seat.

"Hey, Brother Ye has an obsession in his heart, and his Holy Body is not yet perfect. As for Ruan Yunfei, he has the unsealed innate chaotic body, and only a honey trap can subdue him."

Several people nodded, but Hu Weiwen shook his head and said:
"What kind of Chaos Body is he? At most, he's just an old family member with his lifespan nearing its end, wearing an Extreme Dao Emperor Weapon."

"Makes sense!"

Evening self-study ended amidst a noisy commotion.

Sunday holiday.

In the morning, Jiang Yingzhu was awakened by the sound of Grandma Tian washing clothes next door.

The sound of washing clothes drifted in, and she grumbled under the covers.

They blamed the window for not knowing how to close it.

Winter isn't so easy to get up from, Jiang Yingzhu wanted to sleep some more, and grumbled:
"Is there a ghost? Please close the window for me."

boom!
The window is closed.

Jiang Yingzhu's eyes widened, she held her breath, and dared not move an inch.

I thought to myself, "Oh no, something's definitely fishy!"

She could already feel the gaze of the unseen forces, filled with malice.

Jiang Yingzhu's mind kept replaying ghost movies and horror stories she had watched.

Things like Ouija boards and life-borrowing.

The more she thought about it, the more frightened she became. She couldn't even close her eyes, let alone sleep.

"The windows are closed!"

A soft voice sounded, and the lights in the room flickered on.

Jiang Yingzhu was stunned.

"Oh, it's Xiao Qi."

She remembered, it was that smart home assistant that Li Yan had developed.

"You scared me to death, Xiao Qi, please say hello to me next time you come out."

"Ok."

Jiang Yingzhu was now completely unable to sleep.

"Xiaoqi, turn on the air conditioner, set the heating to 30 degrees Celsius."

"It's on!"

Jiang Yingzhu felt that this smart butler spoke more like a primary school student.

Once the room was warm, she changed her clothes, washed up, and went to confront Li Yan.

I couldn't use Xiaoqi last time, but now I can suddenly use it.

It must have been Li Yan who did this!

Downstairs, Li Yan, sensing someone's intentions, smiled slightly and rubbed the head of the Groanda dog that had just been delivered by special car that morning.

To this dark-skinned puppy:

"When someone comes down, you pounce on her and catch her, and I'll give you mutton to eat."

"Wang Wang!"

Zhou Qinqin was watching her new puppy from the side and remained silent upon hearing this.

"It's a sheepdog."

"It often steals food, so it must be used to it."

Li Yan stroked the dog's fur and looked at Grandma Tian, ​​who was washing clothes next door.

"What does Grandma think of this dog?"

"Not as cute as a local dog." Grandma Tian chuckled, pointing to a large pile of dog food and other supplies he had placed in the corner of the yard.

“The mongrel doesn’t need these.”

"It's good to have a local dog; it can find food on its own, so you don't have to worry about it."

Li Yan nodded. "But I keep this to scare people."

Among the guests at the farmhouses across the street, there are always some who are oblivious to the danger and trespass on his sacred fields.

Li Yan wanted a dog to scare people.

"Wang!"

The little black dog barked and pounced on Li Yan's back.

"Ouch~~"

A soft, mournful whimper sounded, and Jiang Yingzhu walked over, carrying the dog by the scruff of its neck.

He threw it at Li Yan's feet.

"Is this the one you wanted to raise? It's too small and not even good-looking."

"You'll look good when you grow up."

Li Yan didn't mind and gestured towards the kitchen.

There's still breakfast in the fridge, just heat it up in the microwave.

"Oh, we'll talk about it later."

Jiang Yingzhu is now quite interested in the dog. She purred a few times and was delighted to see the little one wagging its tail at her.

"By the way, what's its name? You're not going to name it after the date, are you?"

"Why not? Today is Sunday, December 3rd."

Li Yan picked up a can of meat from the side, opened it, and fed it to the little one, saying as he did so:

“I already used it on Sunday, so I’ve decided to call it 123.”

Zhou Qinqin looked speechless. "That's a bit perfunctory."

"It's alright, it's quite catchy." Li Yan shrugged.

Jiang Yingzhu recalled the Laba Festival and the origin of the name of her smart home assistant, Xiaoqi.

Speechless.

"Qinbao is right. What are you doing? If we entrust our children to you for naming, then we're really doomed."

"Huh?!" Zhou Qinqin was taken aback and looked at Jiang Yingzhu.

Grandma Tian looked over with a happy smile.

Li Yan blinked and looked at Jiang Yingzhu as well.

Jiang Yingzhu realized she had said the wrong thing, and her face involuntarily turned red.

"Pah! Pah! It's not us, it's your child. I misspoke."

"Tsk." Li Yan nodded seriously. "Ah, right, right, right."

"I'm going to eat! I can't be bothered with you."

Jiang Yingzhu fled into the kitchen, leaving Li Yan to endure the gazes of Zhou Qinqin and Grandma Tian.

Li Yan, thick-skinned and unconcerned, patted the dog.

"One, two, three is really not good, so you can call yourself twelve then."

Zhou Qinqin felt it was alright; this one was easier to pronounce and had a better feel to it.

Then, she heard Li Yan add,
"His full name is Twelve, and his nickname is Little Two. What do you think, teacher?"

"hehe."

Li Yan nodded in satisfaction. As everyone knows, "hehe" means "happy".

This shows that Qinbao also likes this nickname.

He has a good eye for naming things.

Although I jokingly asked Zhou Qinqin to raise Twelve for me a few days ago.

But Li Yan still didn't do that.

I just asked about some precautions for playing the piano.

Also, let her handle things like checkups and injections.

Then watch the Laba Festival and the Twelfth Festival interactive activities.

Upstairs, Hua Junshu and Mei Mengqian had already finished their meal and were doing their own things.

Seeing Zhuzhu bring up a bowl, both of them were very thoughtful people.

He immediately noticed something was wrong with Zhu Zhu's face.

"Zhuzhu, what's wrong?"

"I feel my face is a little red." The authoritative statement about blushing shut down any other excuses Jiang Yingzhu could make.

(End of this chapter)