I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 480 Bad Guys! (Bonus Chapter 12)

Yuan Yuan looked at the head of the teaching department and, sure enough, met a surprised look.

He felt his path was becoming even more difficult, and couldn't help but look at the passerby classmates beside him in despair.

"No, why is the dean of students looking at me? The student council president was caught dating and he just ignored it?"

"The president is not only the president, but also the number one in the city."

Zhou Yuan remained silent for a moment, then said:
"Then we need to be even more careful, otherwise it will affect our grades."

"Have you forgotten? The girl was ranked first in our senior year, and also first in the whole city."

Zhou Yuan fell silent.

Just then, he saw the head of the teaching department approach with a lewd, no, scrutinizing gaze.

"Your name is Zhou Yuan, right? You're a senior in high school, why are you dressed like this?

Zhou Yuan's delicately drawn willow-leaf eyebrows furrowed slightly, making him look pitiful.

"Director, I'm really not a man. You can touch me if you don't believe me."

As he spoke, he raised his hand and grabbed the dean of students' hand.

Dean Wang Lin's expression changed, and he pulled his hand away while waving it as he backed away.

"Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!!"

"Student, please have some self-respect! Teachers and students should not be too close!"

Wang Lin had already heard students talking about their master, and the sound made his vision go black; he dared not listen any longer!

"Why are you still in the student council? Don't let me see you again."

Seeing this, Zhou Yuan quickly put on a smile, but just as he was about to speak, the head of the teaching department's expression changed again.

He shrugged, turned around leisurely, and winked at the passerby.

"Bye~"

"Yuanyuan, don't go, Yuanyuan! How will I live without you? Promise me, Yuanyuan, that you'll take good care of yourself while I'm gone, okay?"

Zhou Yuan rolled his eyes speechlessly, drawing attention from the surrounding classmates.

"Don't make trouble."

"Hey, I really am almost done quitting pornography. In two more days, it will be 21 days, and I'll reach that habit formation curve."

His classmate sighed and looked at him with a disappointed expression.

"Why couldn't you hold out for two more days before you had to start talking?"

Zhou Yuan raised an eyebrow, "Abstain from sex?!"

"Uh"

Zhou Yuan ignored him and decided to go ask Li Yan if he could still be a member of the student council.

So they quickly chased after Li Yan in the direction he had left.
After going up two floors, he saw three figures walking side by side in front of him, and his heart trembled, then trembled again!

Ahead stood the student council president himself—

I just held hands with the top student in the city in the senior year, whose looks are almost as good as mine when I'm dressed as a girl.

At this moment, he was holding the hands of two girls who had walked into the school with him earlier, one on each side.

Her appearance is almost identical to hers when she's dressed as a woman.

"Wait, is the student council president really that awesome?"

Zhou Yuan was shocked. "With my good looks and ability to attract both men and women, wouldn't I be able to become the student council president when I go to university?"

He entered brainstorming mode and forgot his original purpose.

Li Yan did notice the person coming from behind for a moment, but seeing that the person was stunned in place again, he knew why.

Therefore, I didn't pay too much attention to it.

I'm also busy making up for my childhood friend's classmate.

At that moment, Jiang Yingzhu felt Li Yan playing with her hand, and she turned her head to the outside of the stairwell, not daring to look at Mengmeng at all.

After all, what if it attracts Mengmeng's attention and she finds out?

On the other side, Mei Mengqian, who was being led by the hand, also looked shy.

Li Yan was really something. He hadn't even held his senior's hand long enough, and then he grabbed Zhu Zhu's hand while she was still standing next to him.

It happened in a public place at school.

She couldn't even imagine what she would do in the future, given how things were like this now.

Mei Mengqian didn't dare to look at Zhuzhu, nor did she dare to speak.

He was afraid of attracting Zhu Zhu's attention and having his secret discovered.

Then she didn't know what to do.

Once they reached the fifth floor, Li Yan released the two of them.

The three of them walked into the classroom in silence.

The bell for morning self-study just rang.

Back in her seat, Jiang Yingzhu glanced at Mei Mengqian.

She happened to meet Mengmeng's gaze, and seeing that Mengmeng looked calm, she sat down with peace of mind.

"Thank goodness, Zhuzhu didn't notice." Mei Mengqian thought to herself, and secretly poked Li Yan in the lower back.

"Bad guy!"

Li Yan said casually, "Go ahead and poke it. The boomerang may be late, but it'll get there eventually."

At this moment, Yu Bing noticed Jiang Yingzhu poking Li Yan's waist.

Unlike Lin Yufan and Guo Cailing who were watching the show quietly, she did not.

Instead, she asked with a curious look, "Li Yan, are you angry with Jiang Yingzhu? She poked your waist, why didn't you talk to her?"

Jiang Yingzhu was startled and immediately withdrew her hand.

Mei Mengqian also felt a little guilty and withdrew her hand, subconsciously glancing at Zhuzhu.

When she noticed that Zhu Zhu was also looking at her, she immediately looked away.

Li Yan chuckled and glanced back at Yu Bing.

I'm ignoring you too.

"Oh, I didn't poke you." Yu Bing made a face, showing no sign of the helplessness her deskmate was feeling.

Lin Yufan thought for a moment and took out a set of Mathematical Golden Sun from the drawer.

He spoke as if talking to himself:
"Hey, this question is really hard. I was thinking about it until 2 a.m. yesterday and I still hadn't finished it."

Yu Qingya glanced at it and realized something was wrong. This was clearly the same question that she had asked Fanfan to help her solve last time.

The person who set this question is really cunning. The first part is practically a freebie, but the second part is downright deadly.

Yu Bing's attention was successfully drawn over, and she leaned closer to take a look.

She saw the answer to the first sub-question at a glance.

A look of delight spread across her face as she glanced at the second question and said, "Haha, Fanfan, you've become stupid. This question is so simple, I'll solve it for you."

"Okay."

Lin Yufan handed her the test paper with a look of amazement.

"Bingbing, you're amazing!"

Last month's monthly exam saw the emergence of Jiang Xinyue, a dark horse in our class.

In addition, she lost a lot of points in Chinese because her essay was off-topic, which caused her to lose her place in the top ten.

Yu Bing was in the top ten, and that statement was quite sincere.

Yu Bing was very satisfied; she felt that she was now the smartest person in the third row.

"Fanfan, wait for me. I'll make it in three minutes and then I'll teach you."

Yu Bing began to read the question carefully, her brows gradually furrowing, and then the furrowing deepened.

Oh no, three minutes isn't enough!
Lin Yufan and Yu Qingya exchanged a glance and smiled slightly.

Just then, Yu Bin rushed into the classroom, carrying steamed buns.

After taking his seat, he glanced at the podium and breathed a sigh of relief when he realized Zhao Ziwei wasn't there.

"Brother Bin, why are you so late?" Xiao Shuai asked.

Yu Bin's face darkened. "Don't even mention it! The principal, along with the dean of students and the grade head, were guarding the entrance, specifically catching the top classes late. It was really underhanded!"

"Whose fault is it that I'm late?"

Across the aisle, He Shen sneered, "Why are they arresting you and not others? Think about it, is it your fault?"

"The password!" Yu Bin didn't even look at He Shen and went straight for the kill.

He Shen had already been trained by the Holy Body and had experienced great things, so he was completely unmoved by Yu Bin's small harassment.

He even said with a rather contemptuous expression:
"What's the point of your cursing? Be glad the school came out to greet you; you're lucky you didn't have to get up early to greet them."

Upon hearing this, Yu Bin glanced at He Shen with considerable surprise.

"You have quite a lot of insight."

Seeing this, He Shen became even more smug, having outmaneuvered his rival once again. How satisfying!
“What a pity,” Yu Bin’s words followed immediately, “the homeroom teacher didn’t make you a class officer.”

He Shen immediately fell silent, looking as if he were constipated.

Seeing this, Xiao Shuai chuckled, and Yu Bin chuckled too, as they both enjoyed seeing Guan Mi suffer setbacks.

We're all just ordinary students, why are you trying to stand out here?

Moreover, they had seen through He Shen's character.

Even if they were to push him to the top, they certainly wouldn't consider their interests.

Yu Bin took a bite of his steamed bun and said slowly:
"They almost left my steamed bun behind, but luckily I was quick-witted."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Shuai ordered a steamed bun and casually asked:
"How did Brother Bin manage to hide? There were also checks downstairs in our dormitory."

"Hidden in the crotch."

Yu Bin raised his eyebrows at them with great interest.

"Let me tell you, everyone around me was looking at me, even the junior schoolgirls blushed."

Those around were immediately stunned, unable to suppress their smiles.

"The head of student affairs scolded me for five minutes, and I didn't dare to scold him anymore. Otherwise, I would have waited until the steamed buns got cold."

"Ugh!" Xiao Shuai gagged and quickly stuffed the bite he had just eaten into Zhang Wei's mouth, who was grinning from ear to ear.

"Ugh!" Zhang Wei's expression changed, and he spat out the steamed bun.

"Password, you."

"Ahem! Just kidding, just kidding, your mouth is a bit wide open, I thought it was a trash can!"

Zhang Wei couldn't take it anymore and looked at Ma Liang beside him.

Ma Liang stood up, holding a mineral water bottle.

"Um... I'm a little cold, go get some hot water to warm up."

Yu Bin glanced sideways at Xiao Shuai.

"Handsome, why are you spitting out? The buns are in the bag, they're perfectly clean."

"Brother Bin, please, we're on the same side!"

Xiao Shuai looked speechless and glanced at Yu Bin's pants.

Damn, it was still hot when I ate it.

Looking back now, it feels like I wasn't eating Yu Bin's steamed buns anymore.

No, I can't think about it anymore!

"Brother Bin, don't you feel hot?"

"It's alright, about the same as my backup hidden heat source."

Zhang Wei's lips twitched; he was experiencing some morning sickness.

Yu Bin quickly finished the remaining steamed buns and noticed that the math teacher hadn't come to check on the morning self-study session.

"Why isn't the math teacher here? She's not patrolling around, so I can't feel anything while I'm playing games."

"They should have sent the child there by now," Xiao Shuai said, then looked away, afraid that Yu Bin and the others would be watching him.

"Don't look at me like that, buddy, I don't like Princess Ziwei anymore."

"We haven't asked yet."

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Xiao Shuai believes that prejudice in people's hearts is like a beautiful brocade.

Just then, Zhao Ziwei walked in.

People just can't stand being nagged.

Two math classes in the morning, then Chinese, and the last class is physical education.

Hua Junshu knew Li Yan's class schedule, so he went to the office during the break between the third and fourth periods.

At 11 o'clock, the school bell rang.

The teacher of Class 1, Grade 12, was not present, so the class monitor went up to the podium.

"Class, our English teacher has something to do and has taken up one of our last English classes, so we'll have PE this time!"

"Wow, what a great thing!"

"Is something wrong with the English teacher? Why is he suddenly being so kind? No way! He's the best English speaker in the whole grade."

The heartwarming words came from the students' mouths, and the English teacher, who was about to enter the classroom to personally inform them, took a deep breath, turned around and left.

Hua Junshu walked out of the classroom and happened to see this scene, but he ignored it and headed downstairs.

(End of this chapter)