I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 69 Innocence
The misdirection is mishandled; it's more like instructing the senior student?
Li Yan was quite willing, so he asked Hua Junshu.

"No problem, senior. We can learn video editing first. By the way, what kind of videos do you want to make?"

"You can sing and sell your body like me, hehe."

Upon hearing this, Hua Junshu shook his head. "You sing quite well. That's not selling your body. Besides, I can't sing."

"Oh, that's a pity." Li Yan paused, then continued, "I think dancing is also a good option. Senior sister is very suitable for dancing."

Li Yan secretly glanced at the distorted letters on her chest, then looked up. The senior seemed oblivious, her expression cool and indifferent, her eyes clear as a pool of water.

"is it?"

"Of course. Do you like a lot of these on Douyin? But it's up to you what you want to do."

Li Yan only wanted to see it himself and did not intend to share it with others.

If the senior student actually takes the picture, he'll say it won't pass the review.

"I thought you were the one who wanted to see it."

Li Yan quickly denied it, "I didn't! It wasn't me!"

Hua Junshu nodded, his cool and aloof eyebrows relaxed slightly, and the corners of his mouth curved into a slight smile.

Upon seeing this, Li Yan was stunned. She had just laughed, hadn't she?

Even in his previous life, Li Yan rarely saw her smile.

“I don’t dance, I can’t. I want to share something useful,” Hua Junshu said.

Li Yan thought for a moment and then analyzed the current audience of the platform for her.

"Douyin is still in its early stages, and the content is mostly mainstream. It's fine for my senior to share those things, but there might not be much traffic."

"However, you can do these knowledge-sharing sessions on Bilibili first. They rely on video view revenue sharing there, with three parts per thousand views."

The senior student nodded calmly, her eyes slightly dazed.

What is Bilibili?

She had just recently discussed with her classmates that Li Yan had accepted Douyin.

After all, in her mind, Douyin was just something that people casually posted on their WeChat Moments, something highly entertaining.

And there are also many people who, like urinating or defecating anywhere, leave their waste wherever they go, which is annoying!
Therefore, she never accepted it.

She only found out when she heard that Li Yan had posted something on it, so she went to take a look out of curiosity and discovered something different.

I've only just learned about Douyin, let alone Bilibili.

Although Bilibili now has content creation incentives, the content is still mainly focused on vertical fields and there is no large-scale promotion.

The anime/manga-style parody videos still had a lot of knowledge sharing, but they weren't as diverse as they have become later.

It's not unreasonable for ordinary people not to know, but Li Yan's previous life involved watching others perform the Pure Land of Bliss dance.

After watching it once, I was shocked to see that there were even girls dancing.

That needs to be criticized!
"That's what 'Little Broken Station' is," Li Yan explained again.
"Long videos are also more suitable for senior students who want to share knowledge. This section is also more suitable for taking commercial orders, but we'll talk about that after the senior students have more followers."

Hua Junshu nodded slightly, his fair face as smooth as jade, and then he stretched out his hand, extending his slender little finger and thumb.

Seeing that he didn't move, she tilted her head slightly, her expression unchanged, but she had already expressed her doubt.

Li Yan felt she was being cute and wanted to pat her head, but he refrained from doing so.

"What is this doing?"

"Zhuzhu told me that friends should make a pinky promise," Hua Junshu said seriously.

"Uh, when did she say that?"

"summer vacation."

Li Yan thought for a moment, then reached out and made a pinky promise with her. His senior's hand was so cold.

The two interlocked their fingers and gently pressed them together, thus completing the task.

Then Li Yan said, "The agreement is complete. But senior, friends don't necessarily have to make a pinky promise."

He paused, then added.

"Only best friends who sleep together should pinky swear."

Hua Junshu's eyes widened in surprise, and he took out his phone.

"is it?"

"Correct!"

Li Yan nodded, then saw a faint pink blush creep up Hua Junshu's neck and onto his fair, cool cheeks. Hua Junshu stood up and, under Li Yan's stunned gaze, hurriedly ran away.

'No, you believe that just like that?'

Li Yan scratched his head, noticing with his divine sense that his senior had safely returned to school, so he withdrew it and thought to himself:

'Senior, you seem so innocent now, I could easily fool you into having five children without ever having a child.'

Just then, a voice suddenly appeared near Li Yan.

"Class monitor, is this really okay?"

Li Yan turned his head and saw class monitor Ye Hui sitting in the corner, eating her meal at a leisurely pace.

"I was just kidding."

Li Yan smiled and asked, "Aren't you going back for dinner, class monitor?"

No need to reply.

Nodding, Li Yan said goodbye and left.

Although class monitor Ye Hui is pretty, she always has the airs of a top student, making it a little uncomfortable to be around her.

Li Yan went to a milk tea shop and bought two cups of milk tea. He gave one cup to the senior student in Class 1 of Grade 11, and then returned to his own class.

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Time flies. After evening self-study, Li Yan, Jiang Yingzhu, and Mei Mengqian returned home.

The two girls did Li Yan's homework next door, while Li Yan used that time to make three bowls of noodles with toppings.

"Stir-fried pork and stir-fried vegetables, enjoy!"

Jiang Yingzhu picked up her chopsticks, cheered, and started eating. Mei Mengqian, observing carefully, noticed a small plate in front of the three of them.

What's on the plate looks like spicy strips?

"what is this?"

"A dish that goes well with rice."

Jiang Yingzhu glanced at it, picked up a piece, and tasted it.

"Hmm, it tastes pretty good. Some are firm, some are soft. What brand is it?"

"Eight Treasures with Green Silk"

Jiang Yingzhu looked puzzled, and then Li Yan told her what to do.

"Interesting, I'm going to take a picture. The group chat is showing off their dinners."

Upon hearing this, Li Yan also opened his class group chat and took a look.

Others were also showing off their dinners. First, Lin Yufan posted several pictures of exquisitely plated dishes.

The plate is big, but the portion is small; put a blade of grass in the empty space.

It's grilled meat and desserts with prices starting at tens of thousands of yuan!
Zhang Wei: Lin Yufan, that's too little! Look at mine!

He posted a picture of a large amount of meat and fish.

Lin Yufan: I can't lose weight, you'll get stuffed if you eat this much.

Zhang Wei: Everyone's eating so much
Li Yan: [Image]

Yu Bin: Dog head with slanted eyes.jpg
Yu Qingya: Li Yan, you ate so much?!

Lin Yufan: There's someone next to me, it looks like a girl.
At this moment, Yu Bin sent a picture circled in red.

Yu Bin: @Li Yan, is this spicy strip? Why are you eating spicy strip?
Li Yan: A new way to eat spicy strips that goes well with rice – I've discovered!
Ye Hui: What new way to eat it?
Li Yan: Pour out the spicy strips and microwave them for 1.5 to 2 minutes to get a plate of even more delicious crispy strips.
Li Yan: But so far I've only tried the Eight Treasures Green Silk.

Following this, more discussion emerged, with some praising it and others questioning it.

After things quieted down, Li Yan didn't look at it for long. After sharing his little discovery, he turned off his phone.

Just a few minutes later, Yu Qingya ran out and gave a thumbs up.

Yu Qingya: I've tried it. The texture is soft yet firm, firm yet soft.

Hu Die: It's hard, yet soft; something's not right.
Below is a row of dog heads.

Li Yan stopped paying attention to the class group. After dinner, he found a nearby bookstore on a pornographic app and bought textbooks related to his radio wave major.

We need to develop targeted spells!
Upon receiving the takeout, Li Yan immediately heard a notification in his mind: this was a book that could be used for cultivation.

So he plunged headlong into the study of magical theories related to radio waves.

(End of this chapter)