I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 86 Send the Child
Li Yan asked a question, looking at the two police officers.

“We received a report that your neighbor said they hadn’t seen you for several days and that there was a strong stench coming from your house, so they suspected you had been murdered.”

A young policeman said, pointing to the child next to him.

"We need to go in and take a look. Could you explain what you did that smells so bad?"

Li Yan stepped aside and then grabbed Li Hua, who was trying to escape.

"You unlucky kid, you're hoping I die, aren't you?"

“Brother Li Yan, I’m just concerned about you. Besides, you said yourself that if you died, all those game consoles would be mine.”

The two policemen twitched their lips, coughed a few times, and, led by Li Yan, found the source of the stench.

"Dregs?"

The two police officers stared in astonishment at the black substance in the trash can.

"Yes, is there anything else?" Li Yan asked.

"Why does the dregs of medicine smell so bad?!"
Little Li Hua was pulled along by Li Yan, and looked down.

"Brother Li Yan, is this your poop?"

"Cough cough cough!!" The two policemen coughed violently, but they also asked:
"Why did Li Hua say he hadn't seen you for several days?"

"Because he just came back yesterday."

Li Yan gave a brief explanation, thinking to himself that he would deal with Li Hua, that brat, later.

"Officer, since you're coming downstairs, could you please take this trash with you?"

The two police officers hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

After seeing the law enforcement officers off, Li Yan turned around and went to the room to find Jiba's child.

Although they share the same surname, Li, Hua'er and he are not related by blood.

We're just neighbors, it's just that this kid is too noisy.

A while ago, I ate the pink rat poison my parents had left in the corner, mistaking it for candy, and ended up in the hospital.

He just got back and he's already causing trouble for everyone again.

"Brother Li Yan, the food on that plate looks delicious. Is there any more?"

As soon as Li Yan entered the room, he heard Li Hua's voice, and everything went black.

He glanced at the clean, shiny plate in the other person's hand, then looked at him.

"Do you feel anything?"

Li Hua rolled his eyes and put the plate down.

"No, Brother Li Yan, give me one more and I'll have one."

"Where are your parents?"

"go to work."

Li Hua licked the plate again, looked up at Li Yan, and said pitifully:
"Brother Li Yan~"

"Go back, I didn't."

Li Yan returned it, and didn't want the plate anymore.

He spent the entire afternoon cultivating his divine sense in his room, while also observing Li Hua's condition next door.

Then I understood why the child in the foster home called the police.

He's on the legal program!
The child was hungry and started eating snacks.

After finishing the snacks, it started eyeing the cat food!
Because of the rat poison incident, Li Hua's parents stopped poisoning the animals and instead adopted a cat.

The big orange cat watched as the child picked up his bowl and showed it off wildly.

His neck was stretched out as far as it could go, his eyes were wide open, and he was completely dumbfounded!

Li Yan was speechless at this and suddenly didn't want to observe anymore.

I feel like whatever problems this child has are not his fault!

Li Hua grabbed another handful of cat food and thought it tasted pretty good.

"Meow wow!"

The big orange cat, which had been eyeing the bowl covetously, couldn't resist any longer and ran up to snatch it.

"Hey, what are you doing, Fat Tiger!"

Li Hua snatched the bowl away, refusing to give it to Pang Hu.

"Meow wow!"

Fat Tiger wagged his tail impatiently and pounced on Li Hua, biting him.

Li Hua let out a howl, reached out and grabbed Pang Hu's hind leg, hugged it tightly, and suddenly lowered his head, opening his mouth wide.

"Meow!!!"

Fat Tiger immediately started kicking wildly, looking a bit dumbfounded.

Li Yan, who was watching with his divine sense, was also dumbfounded.

Li Yan believed he should call the police for Pang Hu.

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In the evening, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian returned home after finishing their studies.
They brought dinner to Li Yan's living room and both wrinkled their noses.

"What's that smell? Li Yan, did you forget to flush the toilet?!"

"No."

"You're still so self-righteous even without me!" Jiang Yingzhu felt she needed to teach him a lesson.

"I meant I didn't brew it properly. It's just the smell of burnt herbs. It'll be fine in a day." Jiang Yingzhu snorted unhappily, put down the dinner she had brought him, and then said to Mei Mengqian:

"I can't take it anymore, Mengmeng, let's go home for dinner."

"it is good."

Just as she stepped out the door, Jiang Yingzhu stopped again, asking with some curiosity:
"By the way, what happened to Li Hua again? I saw her mother chasing after him with a clothes hanger."

He grooms the cat.

"what?!"

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian's pupils dilated in shock, as some incredible image flashed through their minds.

“His house has security cameras; you can ask his mother if you want to see them.”

"Pfft, hahaha, you're so naughty. He's going to get beaten up again."

Li Yan observed the little brat's resilient appearance with his divine sense, and felt that the liquid medicine had only this much effect.

However, he changed his mind the next morning.

Li Yan noticed that the pockmarks on the little boy's face had disappeared.

This isn't because children have better recovery abilities...

Li Hua, who has pockmarks, has been growing for at least half a year, from eating all sorts of random things.

"Beauty and skin care?"

Li Yan's eyes lit up. "Or is it for treating acne?"

He planned to find an opportunity to repeat the steps of the previous medicine-making process.

Let's send Li Hua, the child, to try the medicine. He seems to like it very much.

I'll compensate him with a Qi-Nourishing Pill afterwards.

Li Yan had an idea in mind. He picked up his backpack, walked out of the room, and rode his bike to school with the two pretty girls next door.

Monday's classes proceeded as usual. During evening self-study, the homeroom teacher, Li Ping, tapped on the podium to draw everyone's attention.

"This week is the last week of September. We'll have a holiday at the end of September, a seven-day National Day holiday plus a three-day Mid-Autumn Festival."

Before excited cheers could erupt in the classroom, he raised his voice and said:
"Don't get too excited yet. There's a monthly exam at the end of the month, so prepare well and fill in any gaps in your knowledge! Seating will be arranged according to scores after National Day."

As soon as he finished speaking, a sigh of sorrow filled the room.

"How come it's already the end of the month? It feels like it's only been a few days!"

"Exactly, I'm not mentally prepared yet."

"Teacher, when is the exam?"

When asked, Li Ping immediately replied:
"We'll have a holiday from Wednesday to Friday after the exams."

The classroom suddenly became lively. Some people started preparing, cramming for the text, while others discussed the seating arrangement.

"Where do you plan to sit after we change seats?" Ye Daijia asked.

Cheng Yuan glanced at him, "Anyway, I'm not sitting with you."

"Did I ask you?" Ye Daijia scoffed. "Who wants to sit with you?"

He turned his head and asked, "Li Yan, where are you sitting?"

"we'll talk about it then."

Ye Daijia asked quietly, "Do you think the class monitor will sit there?"

Li Yan glanced at him and understood; this guy had his eye on the class monitor again.

"It should be in its original position."

"Then I'll choose the second group and try to sit next to the class monitor," he said confidently.

Cheng Yuan glanced at him and chuckled.

"Why are you laughing?"

"Laugh at someone for overestimating their own abilities."

"Why should I be considered presumptuous!"

Cheng Yuan glanced at him again, "How about we make another bet? Same rules as before, one month's worth of breakfasts."

"Let's gamble!"

In the back row, Yu Qingya and Lin Yufan heard the commotion in front and immediately started discussing it.

"Don't you think Ye Daijia knows her own limitations? Why did she gamble with Cheng Yuan?"

A month is enough time for everyone to get a general idea of ​​their classmates' abilities.

Cheng Yuan is the type who's a bit of a slacker, but has good grades.

"I don't know, but I have a guess," Lin Yufan said.

"What?" Yu Qingya asked curiously, and Mei Mengqian also looked over curiously.

"Ye Daijia might be the one. He seems to be pursuing girls, changing his target every week, but he's actually been sending breakfast to Cheng Yuan all the time. Don't you think there's something fishy going on?"

"But isn't this their bet?"

Lin Yufan smiled wisely, "That's where his brilliance lies."

"Oh~~"

The students who were listening to the whispers all let out a long "oh" and looked at the two people in front of them.

(End of this chapter)