Old Domain Bizarre

Chapter 53 Tea Mug
When Zhang Wenda said these words, the verbal battle in the sky mysteriously stopped.

But in the very next second, the world changed drastically, with sand and stones flying everywhere.

The hardcore comments from other places completely disappeared, replaced by a deluge of text, some joking, some mocking, all raining down on the genie.

The genie clearly hadn't expected Zhang Wenda to use his own techniques against him, and was caught off guard, appearing extremely disheveled under the constant barrage of words.

"I'm so angry! The online world has become so chaotic that there are even scammers! How did it get like this?!"

Auntie came to Zhang Wenda's side carrying a large cat-shaped umbrella.

"Isn't it normal for there to be scammers in the online world? What's so surprising about that? Where's Jian Guo?"

Following her aunt's finger, she found that Song Jianguo had been sitting on the sidelines watching the show, as if the matter had nothing to do with her.

"Damn this guy!" Zhang Wenda snatched the large cat umbrella and rushed towards the genie.

The genie saw Zhang Wenda rushing towards him and tried to fight back. However, the battle-hardened Zhang Wenda clearly knew far more tired jokes than him and was completely powerless to fight back, being beaten back step by step.

When Zhang Wenda, protected by Song Jianguo's cat umbrella, braved the heavy rain to reach the genie, he found him to be in an exceptionally miserable state.

The ceramic jar was smashed and dented, the bottom was completely flattened and stuck between the two mothers, and his body was squeezed out like toothpaste, his body and face were smashed and bruised and bleeding.

Zhang Wenda sneered at the pitiful genie, picked him up from the ground with one hand, and forcibly stuffed him into the deflated teacup. "You dare to fight me with this? I know far more stale jokes than you do."

Although Zhang Wenda took the genie away, the war of words they caused did not end.

When Zhang Wenda arrived at the Aminos Grassland outside MC Dome City, in just a short while, a tall building formed from various verbal battles was erected in the same spot.

Once he was sure there was no danger around, Zhang Wenda removed the tightly pressed ceramic lid.

"Genius, come out! Let's talk."

Now, with his face bruised and swollen, and his glasses smashed, the genie had lost all his previous imposing manner, and his gaze towards Zhang Wenda was somewhat evasive. "You... what do you want?"

Zhang Wenda chuckled at him. "I don't want to do anything, don't worry, I'm a good person."

"Tch." Song Jianguo, standing next to him, turned his head away disdainfully. Hearing this, he knew that this guy was up to no good again.

The genie was terrified and immediately said, "I did lie to you, but I didn't lie at all! And I'm so badly injured!"

"What are you saying? Does that mean a robbery isn't a robbery if you don't get a single penny? Don't worry, I won't be as shameless as you and grant you three wishes."

Since this guy knows so many cheesy memes, he must be a local in the online world. It just so happens that I need a guide.

"What is your surname?" Zhang Wenda asked.

“Jia… Junpeng.” The genie adjusted his glasses and answered.

"Hmm?" Zhang Wenda was taken aback. The name sounded familiar, but he quickly shifted the conversation to himself.

"Never mind, it doesn't matter what your name is. Do you know where I can find free qigong?"

Jia Junpeng was also taken aback. He hadn't expected the other party to ask such a question. "Qigong?! What kind?" "You know, qigong, the really powerful kind, the kind that can extinguish an entire forest fire with its power. Of course, other kinds are fine too."

To help the other party confirm the location, Zhang Wenda broadened the scope as much as possible. "Any special ability, any kind of mystical cultivation, anything that can greatly enhance my strength is fine. I'm not picky; the stronger the better."

After thinking about it carefully, Jia Junpeng raised his hand and said to Zhang Wenda, "Well, if that's the case, I suggest we go to Xinhua Bookstore and buy a pistol. We should trust science."

"Damn it!" Upon hearing this, Zhang Wenda, enraged, swung his right hand, and a red lightsaber shot out from the flashlight.

"Are you kidding me? Do you believe I'll give you three cuts and six holes right now?"

"No, no, no!" Jia Junpeng hurriedly waved his hands and scrambled out of the teacup in a panic, afraid that he and the teacup would be pierced through.

"I...I know a place where people share these things. I'll take you there right now." Seeing what Zhang Wenda was holding, Jia Junpeng immediately learned his lesson and stopped talking nonsense.

"You can actually come out?" Song Jianguo asked curiously, picking up the ceramic teacup and peering inside.

After playing with it for a while, she stuffed it into her arms. "This is nice, it's mine!"

Zhang Wenda reached out and forcibly snatched it away, saying, "You're not talking nonsense. I already said he's a fraud. His identity as a genie is definitely fake. He'll definitely be released. I guess he picked up a teacup from somewhere and had a sudden inspiration to pretend to be a genie to swindle money."

"I found it first!" Song Jianguo glared at Zhang Wenda through gritted teeth.

Zhang Wenda, shameless as ever, pretended not to see anything. He turned to Jia Junpeng, who seemed hesitant to speak, and said, "What are you standing there for? Lead the way."

Led by Jia Junpeng, Zhang Wenda began to venture deeper into the grassland. During this time, Zhang Wenda carefully examined his spoils, namely Jia Junpeng's ceramic tea mug.

He found the inside to be very spacious; when he put his backpack inside, it only took up a small amount of space.

Anything, no matter how big, will quickly shrink when placed in the mouth of the teacup, making it very convenient to take out.

A rough estimate suggests that this thing can hold at least several hundred kilograms of goods. What's most remarkable is that the ceramic teacup is perfectly flattened, making it just the right size to fit into one's pocket.

Aside from the resentful gaze of Song Jianguo and the indignant stare of Jia Junpeng, he was practically perfect.

"This online world is truly amazing. Although it's dangerous, there are undeniably many good things about it," Zhang Wenda thought to himself.

After walking and stopping with Jia Junpeng on the Aminos Grassland for about an hour, just when he thought the other party was playing a trick on him, he stopped in front of a patch of grass taller than a person.

“It’s inside.” Jia Junpeng was about to step into the grass, but Zhang Wenda stopped him. “Wait, Jianguo, let your cat go in and scout ahead.”

Soon the two cats went inside, and after a short while they came out again, raising their paws and placing them on Song Jianguo's calves while meowing.

"What's inside?" Zhang Wenda asked.

At this moment, Song Jianguo looked somewhat confused. "I don't quite understand either. Charcoal told Blackie that there's a very, very big tree inside."

"Trees?" Zhang Wenda looked at the not-so-tall grass and confirmed again.

(End of this chapter)