Tech startup: I really do make mobile phones!
Chapter 93 Remarks on the launch
Chapter 93 Remarks on the launch
Dear fellow villagers, generous sponsors, and freeloaders:
When Seven Oranges staged a brutal "Z-shaped cut" against the Seven Sisters of US stocks in the capital market.
When Half Orange was banned for cheating, he went into seclusion and mastered the "Shadow Clone Technique".
When the final combined form of "Full Power Orange" begins to lead humanity into the Age of Space.
Yes, this is from a story about an otaku who just finished his last book and was eating oranges when he came across basketball and chicken again.
Can oranges and machines be linked together?
The story of the new book begins here.
Now, just as this story of oranges and machines is about to unfold, it will be available for purchase after 12 noon today.
[About making empty promises]
Zhaixi solemnly promises: the subsequent plot will absolutely not be like the financial reports of some listed companies, the promised 4,000 words per day will definitely not become 30,000 words per week, and we will even give you a 200-word essay asking for leave.
Four thousand every day, four thousand every day, four thousand every day, four thousand every day, four thousand every day, four thousand every day, four thousand every day, absolutely no false advertising, honest and fair (we do not cheat the old and young).
The "Homebody" series will soon reveal the art of expectation management (keeping you in suspense).
[About Fate]
Book lovers who can't be retained are like retail investors who can't be retained; if you go elsewhere, others will take advantage of you too.
But if you dare to subscribe, I dare to "give you" a performance of "a hundred ways an orange can die" in the comments section (including but not limited to being juiced/sliced/made into memes—that's too cruel).
The Ultimate Begging Guide
For those with spare cash: please shower me with subscriptions to overwhelm this poor guy who wants to supplement his Vitamin C intake with an orange every day.
For those without spare cash: Go to the book review section and post a couple of lines like "The author updates less but the orange is drawn perfectly" to help me generate some buzz.
For those passing by: Please add this book to your "looks crazy, but I'd like to come back and take a look" book list.
Finally, here is the ancestral motto passed down through this generation of our family:
Those who know me say I'm worried (I haven't paid my dues), those who don't know me ask what I seek (I'm begging for subscriptions).
PS: The author mentions in this chapter that they are recruiting Orange franchisees and supporting patrons who can customize Orange employees with employee numbers after 100. The first patron to tip will receive a chapter title ending with "Thank you".
Becoming the first leader of the otaku community will definitely boost your prestige. Even readers who don't subscribe will be able to glimpse your prowess from the title, making you incredibly impressive.
Note: The cell phones, people, events, and timelines mentioned in this book are not related to reality. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
P.S.: The final interpretation right of the above belongs to Quan Cheng Group (registered capital of 5 cents).
(End of this chapter)
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